OMG this is my life!

Yep. Life is better with food.

I have less free money now than I did when I first started earning! To quote Blackadder 'One is born, one runs up bills, one dies'.

This exactly

so accurate. best despiction of my life

I've always been the 2nd panel tbh

That is just about the worst crime you could possibly commit.

Wow finally someone who understands.

Honestly same

And that's why I still rent. People say its like throwing money away, but I prefer to think of it as paying for less stress when things go awry.

I always tell my friends to inform me first before they visit me so I could tidy up my place. And if someone unexpected knock, I pretend that I don't hear them.

I DO WHAT I WANT

One ALWAYS leads to a dozen... or a thousand :)

Well that's one way of putting it

i'm working in IT i'm so agree with that!

Astronomical real estate prices allright

Is that why people clean their homes? I might have to try it sometime.

If I was stranded on a desert island, wifi and cookies would be what helped me survive :)

Brahaha! oops

I'm drowning somewhere in that sea. But one day... one day... *sigh*

I can actually understand this.

#Firstnightatyoga ......haha

Absolutely, but that's alcohol.

I laughed way too hard at that. And now I'm depressed....

This is the most accurate picture of my life in the world.

Well, at least you have a purple shirt, your not EXACTLY like everyone else

Even while waiting there, it feels like "risk" is moving closer while "comfort" decided to leave altogether

LOL me at thanksgiving but with pie instead of cake

OMG! this is exactly what I was thinking each day at my job.

Me! I seriously detest that time of day. Ugh - first thing in the morning. Hate people talking near me let alone to me. No sound please. No music, TVs, nothing. My husband used to talk - soon learned his head was going to be bitten off. He now silently brings me drinks and I thank him for them in the evening!

hell yeah

So I am not the only one doing this?

I love socks.

Or worse: when you need a nap so badly, but you're not supposed to sleep. But your heavy eyelids just keep betraying you.

it doesn't add up

It's time to fill out my taxes this weekend. Guess how clean my house and garden have become over the past few days.

hehehe

but i want cookies and bacon

Yeh...life

Yup, just like 'sorry it's so messy' after cleaning all day.

bastards

Topics of conversation suddenly become vastly different too...

I have determined that my hair is alive and crawls itself into bizarre places. That is the only explanation for how it gets where it gets.

Aww

Only 50%? Hahaha lucky!

This is so me... I intend to do those tasks but yeah, the next to do list frequently has some 'old acquaintances' on it lol

"boogle" :o)

I teach English to students going to the US. I tell them, When somebody says "Make yourself at home," DON'T! Just sit on the sofa and smile.

Lucky, you still fit in pants from high school? Adulting hit me hard in the gut... in that now mine's bigger. :p

they totally broke the 3 second rule

Trampolines do that...

I didn't get the gift basket. q.q

yessss. and children tremble in fear. i love that :)