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Husband Comes Up With The Idea Of Pretending To Be His Wife On A Call With The Bank To Be Able To Sort Out Her Account Issue
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Husband Comes Up With The Idea Of Pretending To Be His Wife On A Call With The Bank To Be Able To Sort Out Her Account Issue

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Banks are a pretty stressful environment to be in as they have so many rules and are strict about following them, the contracts are confusing and your life kind of depends on them in certain situations.

This couple experienced it firsthand when they wanted to open a bank account and there was some kind of miscommunication on the bank’s end, but they weren’t very helpful at sorting it out. The bank also started avoiding their calls by bringing up rules that didn’t really matter previously, so the husband had to become a bit more creative and finally got what they both wanted.

More info: Reddit

A man shared the time he had to pretend to be his wife because the bank was trying to take her money when she didn’t do anything wrong

Image credits: frankieleon (not the actual image)

It happened 15 years ago when the OP’s wife wanted to open a checking account after having one closed because of insufficient funds

Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

The Original Poster (OP), or ThrowOhWaitNo as he is known on Reddit, told a story that took place 15 years ago when he and his wife were young and were not very smart with their finances as they’d had their checks rejected because they didn’t have enough money in their accounts, so they had them closed.

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They were offered a way of fixing their checking account history by a large bank that the OP calls Fells Wargo in the story. It was called a rehab account, which meant they would pay an additional $10/month fee and it would have restricted funds, but if they followed the rules, they could have a regular checking account after a year.

Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

She believed she would have to open a rehab account, which was more restrictive, but she would be upgraded to a regular one after a year

Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

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The husband used the opportunity to fix his checking history, but the wife lived without a checking account for a few years and decided she wanted to apply again. So the OP took her to the Fells Wargo bank to get her started with the rehab account, but the manager told them she could have the regular one right away.

It surprised the couple and they were trying to make sure if there wasn’t a mistake, but the manager reassured them everything was fine and took an initial cash deposit of $500 and the only thing left was to wait for the ATM card to come in the mail.

The manager at the bank assured the woman she could open up a regular one right away, so she agreed

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Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

After a week, when she had to call the bank to activate her ATM card, she found out the account was closed because of her bad checking history

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Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

After a week, the ATM card came and to activate it, the wife had to call the bank. Instead of having the card activated, the bank consultant told her that the account was closed altogether because they had determined that her checking history was too bad to have a regular account and they couldn’t change it over the phone, so she would need to come back to the bank.

This was quite frustrating as the couple had specifically asked for the rehab account and the manager was the one who convinced them to open a regular one, but they had now turned around and closed it.

On top of not informing her about it, the bank also refused to cover those checks, even though there was money in that closed bank account

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Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

Image credits: Sascha Kohlman (not the actual image)

The wife didn’t have experience dealing with banks, so the OP asked her to put the consultant on speaker to ask some questions. Firstly, he wanted to know if the bank would pay the outstanding checks and refund the rest.

The bank refused to do that, even though there was enough money in the account to pay the people those checks were written for. The OP started asking more uncomfortable questions, such as why they were forced to open this account when they should have had the rehab one, and why the bank didn’t notify their clients their account was closed.

After a bit of arguing, the consultant hung up and after calling another time, they refused to talk to anyone other than the account owner

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Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

The bank consultant didn’t have any answers to that and wanted to put the blame on the couple for not doing anything wrong. They were so flustered that they just straight up hung up.

The couple called back and this time, before the consultant hung up again, they said that they wouldn’t talk to anyone who was not the owner of the account, meaning the husband couldn’t talk in place of his wife or even be the mediator to help her understand what was going on.

The wife didn’t have experience talking to banks, so she wasn’t able to demand that the bank give her money back

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Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

Knowing that, the OP decided to pretend to be his wife as he knew everything about the account and was determined to set the record straight

Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

The husband had a stupidly genius idea. He decided to just pretend to be his wife as he knew everything about her situation and the account and had the experience of dealing with banks, knowing they couldn’t just take the money in the account when the owner didn’t do anything wrong.

When the consultant picked up the phone and the OP introduced himself as his wife, he heard a long pause and the person on the other side was in disbelief. When the OP answered every safety question correctly, they still didn’t believe him because he clearly had a man’s voice and the name on the account was a woman’s.

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Eventually he was successful because there was nothing preventing him from getting what he required

Image credits: u/ThrowOhWaitNo

Image credits: U.S. Department of Agriculture (not the actual image)

The OP quickly caught onto that and started accusing the bank of being discriminatory and closing the account just because he was a man. This conversation probably confused the consultant and made them suspicious, so the OP was referred to a manager.

The manager eventually agreed to pay the 3 checks from the funds in the account because the name on the account demanded it, but the OP felt that they still didn’t want to do it, even though there was money on the account and it was closed because of the bank’s mistake.

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In response to this story, people shared their own stories of dealing with banks and their stupid rules that had no logic to them. We would like to know if you liked how the husband handled the situation and if you have any similar stories, tell us about them in the comments!

The incident is not an isolated one and people in the comments shared their own experiences of having to deal with stupid bank rules





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Having started as a content creator that made articles for Bored Panda from scratch I climbed my way up to being and editor and then had team lead responsibilities added as well. So it was a pretty natural transition from writing articles and titles as well as preparing the visual part for the articles to making sure others are doing those same tasks as I did before well, answering their questions and guiding them when needed. Eventually I realized editing gives me the most enjoyment and I'm focusing only on that right now.

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I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

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Bailey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bank f*cked up the account creation, and were wrong to try and apply fees which resulted from that error. However, from that point on this guy is an ahole. They were 100% right that they should not be discussing the account with someone who isn't the account holder, and cannot discuss if a third party is prompting the replies the account holder is given. Discussing it as much as they did, and continuing after they knew he was impersonating the account holder is already a massive breach of regulations. Why could his partner not just talk to them as it's her account?

madbakes
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! This pissed my off so much. I understand his frustrations not getting answers, but if you dominate a conversation when you're not on the account, and you call impersonating the account holder, I'm not doing s**t for you. I may even make it more difficult for you, especially after he threw in the discriminatory part. F**k this dude.

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Winter Eleven
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seriously don't get the American system of banks and cards and whatnot

John L
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that hard. The banks aren't really a service for customers, it's a business to make money. They take your money and use it to make investments (turn a profit) for the bank. In return, they give you a pittance of the profit (interest). Your money just doesn't sit there, they use it for their own benefit. They loan you money and charge you more interest, than they give you for your "loan", to them! If the bank folds, you aren't even guaranteed to get ALL your money back. It's a legal pyramid, scheme. Credit unions are much better.

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Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bank f*cked up the account creation, and were wrong to try and apply fees which resulted from that error. However, from that point on this guy is an ahole. They were 100% right that they should not be discussing the account with someone who isn't the account holder, and cannot discuss if a third party is prompting the replies the account holder is given. Discussing it as much as they did, and continuing after they knew he was impersonating the account holder is already a massive breach of regulations. Why could his partner not just talk to them as it's her account?

madbakes
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! This pissed my off so much. I understand his frustrations not getting answers, but if you dominate a conversation when you're not on the account, and you call impersonating the account holder, I'm not doing s**t for you. I may even make it more difficult for you, especially after he threw in the discriminatory part. F**k this dude.

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Winter Eleven
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seriously don't get the American system of banks and cards and whatnot

John L
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that hard. The banks aren't really a service for customers, it's a business to make money. They take your money and use it to make investments (turn a profit) for the bank. In return, they give you a pittance of the profit (interest). Your money just doesn't sit there, they use it for their own benefit. They loan you money and charge you more interest, than they give you for your "loan", to them! If the bank folds, you aren't even guaranteed to get ALL your money back. It's a legal pyramid, scheme. Credit unions are much better.

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