Thank you, Captain Obvious!
There are plenty of obvious things that people love to discuss, like how the weather currently is and how soon the holidays are. It’s totally fine to bring up topics like this in a self-aware way: “I know this is obvious, but I just really need to make small talk.” But sometimes, people think they’re being philosophical when they’re really just stating the obvious.
Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the That’s How Things Work subreddit, which is dedicated to highlighting people who tried to be deep but failed miserably. From explaining concepts that already have a name to sharing “shower thoughts” that they probably should have kept to themselves, this list is full of funny, facepalm-worthy moments that might make you lose a bit of faith in humanity.
Be sure to upvote the posts that you get a kick out of, and then let us know in the comments: what’s the most obvious thing you’ve ever had explained to you before? Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring obvious things people learned embarrassingly late in life, you can find that right here!
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My Cake!
Thanks I Hate Names
Are You Twins In Real Life?
Not everything needs an explanation. When we’re children, we’ll need to have some things spelled out for us because we’re learning everything from scratch, but as adults, we should be able to assume many things are common sense. Unfortunately, common sense isn’t always super common. No one knows that better than the members of the That’s How Things Work subreddit. This group, which currently has nearly 85k members, is dedicated to featuring all of those #deep posts that might make you question humanity’s sanity. Common themes on the subreddit are “Shower Thought”, "Article", and "Deep", but I have to say, Article is the most concerning to me.
Even our news sources are sometimes reporting blatantly obvious headlines, but maybe that should be obvious to me… This list makes it clear that the entire internet is full of painfully obvious statements. Social media, news sites, dating apps, and Wikipedia, we’re all capable of being Captain Obvious. But according to Portland Therapy Center, there might actually be a reason why we tend to say things that can go without saying.
Help Me I’m Drowning
I'd rather drown than be rescued by anyone other than Tiffany, got it?
Load More Replies..."Help, help, I'm drowning...no not you...the other one, no not him, she's on lunch? I'll wait!"
I might be to scared to choose. You & your actually existing colleagues have my consent to save me. You may decide by yourself.
Nope. If I'm meant to survive then gills will spontaneously form and I shall become one with the sea
That top is really confusing, it looks like it’s trying to leave but the boobage won’t let it
That's a lifeguards job isn't it? Pretty sure there's laws about neglect.
No need for a lifeguard, those implants will help her to not to drown
I understand a lifeguard doesn't have time to think about grammar when saving people's lives, but it's "If I were ..."
Depends on why I'm drowning. It's not my first choice of ways to die, but it's not my last either
Something makes me think that her rear "floatation device" would accomplish the same thing, lol.
There *are* dumb questions, folks, you just need to wait long enough for the right person to come along.
I understand a lifeguard doesn't have time to think about grammar when saving people's lives, but it should be "If I were ..."
Yuck no. Her swim suit obviously doesn't fit very well and would probably restrict her movements and cut off her oxygen. And those large bare buttocks would probably get in the way.
He Blames Pot
Ah Yes. Evolution Has Nothing To Do With Genetics
Religious nut trying to criticise the theory of evolution doesn’t actually know what it is. That’s not surprising at all
“It’s so hot outside!” Of course it is, we can all feel it. So why do we feel the need to say things like this? Portland Therapy Center notes on their site that the main reason we want to state the obvious is to feel connected to others. “Language is our way of sharing understanding. In the distant past, all we had to communicate was the sound of our voices and smoke signals, and those important signals warned of war parties and resources,” Dr. Gregory Devore writes. “In today’s hyper-connected world, we now augment our reality by using email, text, phone, and social media apps to share information about just about anything.”
Stating the obvious also makes sense from an evolutionary perspective. “When ideas are shared, creativity and action can occur,” Dr. Devore explains. “Those who are better communicators are more likely to receive support from others.” And if we don’t have support, we put ourselves at risk. So it’s perfectly natural to want to share our experiences with other humans, even if that means stating something super obvious. It’s snowing out, and you know that because you’re experiencing it too, but here’s a reminder that we’re all in this together.
Headlines
They need to arrest death as soon as possible! They can't keep getting away with it!
Low Battery? Charge Your Phone
Opinions Must Be Objective
Dr. Devore also notes that when we bring attention to how we’re feeling, we might work together with others to help remedy the situation. Personally, I tend to ignore something if I think I’m the only person feeling bothered. If I am freezing in my office and having trouble typing because my hands are numb, I’m not likely to bring it up. But if someone else does, I’ll suggest that we turn on the heater we have available and confirm that I feel cold as well. When you and a friend both agree that it’s hot outside, you might decide to go grab an iced coffee or stop in a café for a drink and to cool off in the air conditioning. Rather than responding with a sarcastic and dismissive response when someone states the obvious, use that as an opportunity to validate their thoughts and find a connection.
How Stock Photos Work
Yeah Man you can take a pic of us chilling with the hooman, it all good
What A Question
Yes, That’s How Genetics Work
Not only the obvious of being related in the fictional story but also the Disney "gene pool" is limited due to making their characters fit other formulaic criteria. Like oversized eyes and small noses and such to make them "cute and lovable" or whatever. If you are going to look like Ursula in the Little Mermaid you are going to be a bad person. If you are the 'good' star you have large eyes / small nose like Ariel. Occasional exceptions but for the most part they are all going to look like they might be related.
Many of the posts on this list are people who were attempting to be deep or philosophical on social media, but they ended up just stating the most obvious things. In 2019, Laura Brown published an article on Forbes discussing this exact topic titled “Trying To Sound Smart Could Be Making You Look Dumb”. She notes that for some reason, many people have the idea that if you write clearly and directly, you don’t sound as intelligent as if you use an unnecessary amount of words, particularly buzz words. But the first issue that Laura takes with that kind of writing is that not everyone will understand it. “It’s possible to get your head so deeply into jargon and convoluted language that you’re actually quite hard to understand,” she writes. Just because you’ve managed to confuse people doesn’t mean you sound intelligent.
Amazon Review For A Backpack
That’s Just What It Is
Yes, Doing Things Have Consequences
Another issue with the kind of “eloquent business writing” that many companies try to use is that it can simply make you look bad. In fact, there’s even research to support this conclusion. Carnegie Mellon psychologist Daniel Oppenheimer wrote a paper titled “Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly” (now that’s a mouthful!), and he found that readers actually consider unnecessarily long words as less intelligent than simpler vocabulary. “It’s important to point out that this research is not about problems with using long words but about using long words needlessly,” he noted. “One thing seems certain: write as simply and plainly as possible and it’s more likely you’ll be thought of as intelligent.”
Yes That’s How It Usually Works
Cecil’s Brother, Jericho, Is Also A Lion, Don’t You Know That!?
Humans are so cruel. The wording is kinda funny, but I feel sorry for the lion.
Smh
Just like trying far too hard to write in an “intelligent” way, trying way too hard to sound “deep” can certainly backfire. Pointing out the weather is a socially acceptable way of discussing what goes without saying, but when it comes to trying to explain obvious things to sound intelligent, you’re certain to get called out. But if we really want to channel someone who’s been featured on the That’s How Things Work subreddit, we could dive down the rabbit hole of, “Well, what’s obvious to one person may not be obvious to everyone else.” For example, when there are crumbs, dirt or anything else on the floor in my apartment, it makes my skin crawl. It is glaringly obvious to me, and I cannot rest until it’s been swept or vacuumed up. My former roommates, however, did not feel the same way and thought that I was crazy for seeing these crumbs with my “hawk eyes”.
Kinda The Goal, Right?
Parents: We want your life to be easier for you! Parents when my life is easier: WELL BACK IN MY DA-
That's Why It's Called A Virus
But-
Have you ever heard someone note that their therapist told them something that they would have never figured out on their own, but once they heard it, it seemed entirely obvious? We can’t always see the “obvious” things that are right in front of our eyes, due to our own biases or based on the life experiences we’ve had. If you’re a doctor, a patient might come in extremely confused about what’s wrong with them, but once they explain their symptoms, it might be obvious to you what’s wrong with them. Yes, the photos on this list are not great examples of when we should give someone the benefit of the doubt, because those things are definitely obvious. But just some food for thought: what’s blatantly obvious to you might blow someone else’s mind.
This Is A Fact
He might even be the richest person in the solar system, but this fact can not be derived from the previous statements.
That’s Why Biographies Are Written
If You Know How Old It Is Then You Know How Old It Is
As a kid, I used to get annoyed in school all the time because I would refrain from answering a question or pointing something out that I thought was extremely obvious (because why would I say what goes without saying?), but then inevitably, someone else would say exactly what I was thinking a few minutes later and be praised for how smart they were or what an excellent point they made. After many years of having that experience, I finally decided to start pointing out the obvious (within reason). As it turns out, by stating what seems clear as day to you, you might be introducing a great idea or sparking a new thought in someone else. Don’t be scared to share your ideas, unless they’re as obvious as the things on this list…
R/Showerthoughts At It Again
Yep, The Wind Can Blow Across State Borders
Impossible! We have to complain on Twitter about it so air pollution will go away!
Are You High
Obviously, this list has some facepalm-worthy posts. But it’s not obvious to me which pics you’ll find the most cringey or hilarious, so be sure to make use of that upvote button! We hope you enjoy the rest of these painfully obvious posts, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more of them, you can find the That’s How Things Work subreddit right here! (That’s a link. Click the link on the words “right here”. Was that obvious enough?)
That's Pretty Much It Yeah
Funny How Things Work
Roses Are Red, I Serve My Master-
I translate : A nuclear explosion so far away from us would be a disaster even for us
That's How Currency Works
Yeah, No Sh*t Sherlock
I Am Enlightened By Such Powerful Knowledge
I Mean, Yeah
Thanks I Didn't Know That
That is a cursed hotdog version of Buzz that I have never seen before. Eye bleach Pwease?
Its A Christmas Miracle!
Then imagine the 31st of December 1999. The 1st of January 2000 was both the next day, the next month, the next year, the next century and the next millennium. I was there! It was actually not crazy. No IT crash, the TV worked, no aliens, just some mediocre fireworks and then we were sent to bed.
Thats How Humans Work
A Woman Who Looks Like Her Parents
Frenemies
Glad They Clarified These
"You Won't Look At These Things The Same"
How Dare They Ask
Ok I looked this up because it seemed like the headline was trying too hard to make them seem stupid. The couple left their jackets and whatnot at the table and stepped out to the restaurant's smoking area for a cigarette. They were outside for a couple minutes when the server came out and confronted them about the bill in front of the other customers.
Thats How Vaccines Work
Covid vaccines don't contain whole covid virus. They contain some mRNA from the virus, which is a molecule, not a germ. Edit: mRNA or DNA or spike protein...
That's What Nostalgia Is
Here's an interesting tip-in. One kid is nine years old, but a bunch of them are called nine year olds.
M I N D B L O W I N G
According to an ancient G(r)eek proverb: to understand recursion, first you have to understand recursion.
Lol, this joke was in my old C book. In the glossary under recursion, it just said "recursion: see recursion"
Load More Replies...As far as I'm concerned, Google has completely stopped being useful. I was trying to look up something specific about low blood oxygen yesterday, and got three full pages of ads for oxygen concentrators. I ended up having to look up the answer in an old textbook.
Load More Replies...I forgot what the title was a third of the way through. That was absofreakinglutely, blindingly, and obviously, written by aliens trying to teach their children about earthlings. If not though, I'm going to start praying for mankind.
When you boot Windows 10 for the first time, it tells you: "You can get new apps from the app store" DUH
All of these could have a response like those nick che memes remember those goooood times...yeah
This helped me remember all those moments I have embarrassed myself only for breathing -talking-
According to an ancient G(r)eek proverb: to understand recursion, first you have to understand recursion.
Lol, this joke was in my old C book. In the glossary under recursion, it just said "recursion: see recursion"
Load More Replies...As far as I'm concerned, Google has completely stopped being useful. I was trying to look up something specific about low blood oxygen yesterday, and got three full pages of ads for oxygen concentrators. I ended up having to look up the answer in an old textbook.
Load More Replies...I forgot what the title was a third of the way through. That was absofreakinglutely, blindingly, and obviously, written by aliens trying to teach their children about earthlings. If not though, I'm going to start praying for mankind.
When you boot Windows 10 for the first time, it tells you: "You can get new apps from the app store" DUH
All of these could have a response like those nick che memes remember those goooood times...yeah
This helped me remember all those moments I have embarrassed myself only for breathing -talking-