40 Times People Left Such Ridiculous Reviews, They Had To Be Posted In These Online Groups
InterviewIf you’re not sure whether a bad review can make or break a business, 79 percent of consumers say they trust online feedback as much as recommendations from their friends or family. However, when anyone with an internet connection can leave a couple of short sentences blaring their priceless wisdom, some reviews are bound to be completely absurd.
In fact, people stumble upon so many odd evaluations, they had to create not one, but two online groups to laugh and cringe about them. Full of humorous and ridiculous reviews, these communities remind us just how “creative” some people can be.
From oddly specific to painfully entertaining, Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts these groups had to offer. So continue scrolling, upvote the ones that made you chuckle, and make sure to share your thoughts in the comments below!
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At Home Restaurant Review
Indestructible Leggings
We reached out to the creator of one of these online communities full of ridiculous and bizarre customer comments that have been entertaining their 17.4K members since 2018. The moderator was kind enough to have a little chat with us about the subreddit and the secrets behind successful reviews.
When asked about the inspiration behind creating this online group, the mod revealed that they didn’t really have any. However, they knew there’s “a trend on Reddit where people respond to a post or comment with a subreddit name, such as, when a joke flies over somebody’s head, they respond with r/woosh, or something similar.”
“There was no subreddit on this site, at least that I was aware of then and now, that would act as a compendium for reviews both ridiculous and outlandish, and so I decided I’d make it and see where it went,” they explained. “It slowly grew and somehow got into the tens-of-thousands of subscribers, so I suppose it was a wise choice.”
Hilarious Review Of An EA Game
Talking about the community, the moderator believes that the majority of the members are just regular people, “with not a huge amount of commonality, who all come together to have a laugh or discussion around reviews of any nature.” They noticed that reviews of a hypocritical or unreasonable nature tend to get a lot of interaction from the community.
“With the COVID-19 pandemic, many angry reviews of people bashing a company for enforcing mask mandates, especially in states where they don’t even have a say, seem quite popular as people point out how outlandish it is to blame a store for choosing public health and safety, or even when the decision is out of their hands.”
“Second place seems to be humorous reviews,” the mod added. “On the weekends, joke and satire reviews are allowed, and whether it’s a review that’s genuine or satirical, funny reviews seem to do quite well, giving everyone a laugh in the process.”
Blessed_special_cat
Swiss Army Knife
When asked about what they define as a successful post on their sub, the creator thinks it’s typically one of the bizarre ones. They told us that some people are plain mad or outright lying in their reviews. Others are even harassing workers over policies put in place for the sake of public health. Still, often they get called out by the staff of the place being reviewed.
It seems that absurd and odd judgments are more successful “than joke reviews because there is a discussion to be had around it. People tend to engage more with posts where the review is less silly in its outlandishness, such as the (quite common) elderly person leaving a 1-star review saying ‘I have never been here’ or something similar.”
Obsessed
My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review
“Reviews made out of malice, spite, or lies, tend to have engagement around them.” The mod mentioned that people who have worked in jobs that would be suspect to such feedback can find a common thread and come together.
Workers can discuss “how, despite what some may think, the customer is not always right, and they lash out in reviews when they find out so. Posts with room for discussion almost always become popular from what I’ve seen.”
Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others
Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!
The creator of this subreddit mentioned that they really enjoy moderating it. “Outside of people spamming their social media links or ads here, the community is well-behaved,” they revealed that very little actual moderation is needed.
“Any time I get a report for something, it’s a report sent almost always for spam, so the subreddit hardly needs moderating outside of removing spam posts,” the mod added. Still, they do appreciate being a part of it because some of the posts give them a good laugh. “I’m glad I made a community where people can come together over the ever-chaotic internet review.”
The Food At This Shop Sucked!
Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department
Oh they did! You can count on it. You just could'n turn your head to see it.
Yet, the moderator wished to add that while many people write their judgments on how good a place or a business is, “It’s important now more than ever to leave reviews for proper reasons.”
“Personally, I have worked both retail and foodservice, and 99% of problems are completely outside the hands of everyone in the store, yet people leave bad reviews,” the moderator said. “I understand and sympathize with people who have bad experiences, but if your experience was bad, I can almost guarantee nobody there wanted it to be bad.”
Not Much More To Say
We have Furries, why not Slimies? And this one is Canadian and probably nice
I Was Told You Would Enjoy This Quite A Bit
“If the customers are having a bad experience, so too are the workers, and now more than ever, [they] are pushed mentally and physically to the limit,” the mod asks to have some empathy for the people out there doing their jobs. “Don’t leave reviews because a minimum-wage worker made an honest mistake. More often than not, it can come back to hurt him, even if it was outside his control.”
On a final note, the creator of the sub mentioned that reviews are used too often to slander workers who are trying their hardest and can’t change whatever challenge or issues might be happening. “So think before you leave a 1-star review, and think before you point a finger and blame someone because something went wrong.”
The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far
One Star Review For A Wedding Officiant
Domino's Pizza Delivered Sooner Than Expected
How Dumb Can You Be?
This is a common problem with many products. Label the protective film at least.
Disappointed
Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free
Would Consider Going Back
This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank
Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars
Sorry If This Is A Repost
I Agree
iPad Pro Review On Amazon
You Can Really Taste The Gorilla
I Love This New Translator App
Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online
Absolute Gold From Amazon
Professor Review
Most Of It Was Just Water
Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack
This Isn’t Normal, Right?
Can’t Argue With That
Convenience Store Page
One Way Of Describing It
Best review of P&P ever. The same applies to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Funny
It's not BP saying it, if you look below the bottom left corner, you can see the username of the person who put it on here, and captioned it
Load More Replies...Sometimes Google ask you to review places you've been. But GPS can mistaken and suggest you places you've never been. No surprised to see an elder commenting that then.
Lol when I got to my local ag store google keeps asking me to review the car dealership next door.
Load More Replies...Did Bored Panda really come up with that headline? Replacing two letters with asterixis does not make it ok. I'm downvoting this because of that sloppy headline.
They didn't come up with that, it's from Reddit, the person who posted it is linked in the bottom left. I don't know why they keep that thought...
Load More Replies...Clara hasn't said anything like that here, STOP SLURRING AGAINST CLARA! The slur is no longer visible, I guess?
All this one says is "I have never been at that restaurant"... Where is the slur?
I'm guessing they cropped it out since these comments were put up.
Load More Replies...I bet it was a pop up from Google saying you should review this place to get your next star or whatever. I've had it periodically pop up places I had never been. She probably didn't understand she was leaving an actual review, because she's old, and thought she was responding to Google. Some patience and understanding and possibly a little kindness might do you some good.
Load More Replies...Just reminds me of a sushi place in my neighborhood (Sushi-ky in Berlin) whose reviews I recently read. Turns out some comidian (Klaas) just mentioned it as the best sushi place in town and now the review space is littered with 5-star- reviews of idiot fans, all with comments along the line of "never been there as I live too far away but would love to and got to be great if Klaas says so'!" :O :O :O
I f**king hate when people rate items or answer questions with "I dunno, I haven't used it" or "I bought this for a friend but they haven't used it yet". Like, why bother responding???
Maybe she was reviewing her husband and/or children. Very passive aggressive, I like it
I find these reviews a lot. Like "didn't open it yet, looks good, giving 5 stars", "it's a gift, so I don't know, how it works, but looks nice -also five stars" ,o_O people really put a review on something they didn't even tried. Unbelievably not helpful at all. :-D
You should advance the timing by turning the rotor cap clockwise, or people will be greatly offended by your choice of word.
I saw another review like this, they rated it 1 star and said they'd never been there.
If you found it retarded I would suggest checking your internet speed. That's really the only way this review could be slow.
Load More Replies...So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow
S**t, how did that happen. It's supposed to be an Australian free zone.
He Makes Compelling Points!
Best reviews ever are the ones on the Haribo Sugar-Free gummy bears. I have never gotten so close to actually peeing myself from laughter. 10/10
Thank you for the tip! Funniest thing I've ever read.
Load More Replies...I don't enjoy this list, many people leave bad review just for fun. It hurts small and honest businesses, not a frigging joke.
Agreed at least give them 5 Stars with your witty banter
Load More Replies...Shame on the contributor for this nugget: #46 More Funny Than R**arded Tbh It's 2022. Grow the f**k up.
it's from the user "phildog69", in the subreddit "r/ReviewsByR**ards". sigh...
Load More Replies...My mother complained last week that the take aways (take out?) place she went to gave her 8 oysters instead of 6 that ordered and that she wouldn't couldn't eat it all. They also didn't charge her full price, so she won't go back there! My mother also thinks she's God's gift to the world
I enjoyed this one. Of course I don't agree with Everything, but people get to be who they are. It has been the comments that got me LMAO. I needed it for sure.
I am going to need that full 120 because these are great, and laughs I needed.
You should read the Google reveiws of the New Madrid Seismic Zone. Since the fault is deep underground and huge what google maps you to is just some random field in the middle of nowhere. The reviews are hilarious and pun- filled.
She left a bad review, said they were too small. She'd chosen the 3mm ear studs. I offer them in four sizes up to 8mm.
Best reviews ever are the ones on the Haribo Sugar-Free gummy bears. I have never gotten so close to actually peeing myself from laughter. 10/10
Thank you for the tip! Funniest thing I've ever read.
Load More Replies...I don't enjoy this list, many people leave bad review just for fun. It hurts small and honest businesses, not a frigging joke.
Agreed at least give them 5 Stars with your witty banter
Load More Replies...Shame on the contributor for this nugget: #46 More Funny Than R**arded Tbh It's 2022. Grow the f**k up.
it's from the user "phildog69", in the subreddit "r/ReviewsByR**ards". sigh...
Load More Replies...My mother complained last week that the take aways (take out?) place she went to gave her 8 oysters instead of 6 that ordered and that she wouldn't couldn't eat it all. They also didn't charge her full price, so she won't go back there! My mother also thinks she's God's gift to the world
I enjoyed this one. Of course I don't agree with Everything, but people get to be who they are. It has been the comments that got me LMAO. I needed it for sure.
I am going to need that full 120 because these are great, and laughs I needed.
You should read the Google reveiws of the New Madrid Seismic Zone. Since the fault is deep underground and huge what google maps you to is just some random field in the middle of nowhere. The reviews are hilarious and pun- filled.
She left a bad review, said they were too small. She'd chosen the 3mm ear studs. I offer them in four sizes up to 8mm.