Whoever put this sign up, deserves a raise.

Clever!!

It's a sign of the times.

Your knitting is going to get Gwyneth Paltrow out of business.

I did chuckle at this.

at 4:15 p.m. here

If you search for "1984", it's under "Guide for starting your own social network"

Genius!

Understandable, I’m sick of humans too

This hits too close to home

His arrival was foretold by the ancient texts

Boss to Trent in marketing: "You know exactly what you did."

I am milk!

And yet I'm only a freshman

That’s not funny, .. it’s all brown and runny!

The little car that could.

But not the last. Just tick "Agree"and proceed.

I don't know about the rest of you who have had children but that's definitely how I carried my son to the bathroom when he had launched chemical weapons...

Gentlemen with Derringers are invited to stand even closer.

Can't you get arrested for doing that in public?

looks like what i'd have as a sign if i needed one

Hmm how much is a duck factorial? :p :p

Try telling that to the judge.

Two beer for the price of two!

Someone milked the King - eeew!

Bull’s eye…No, bull’s balls.

Ingredients: protons, neutrons and electrons. Photons not included. May be present: gravitons

I can't do it but you can.

Stress-free work environment

YES!!!

DONT! If you do that, you'll have double the homeless

Brought to you by Thanos.

Sounds like the sort of thing conservatives in America would do too.

Kinda harsh 😕

That should take care of the problem

Don't put it past the incoming administration to cart them all off to a farm in the middle of nowhere.

Its going to be a little messy don't you think?

Seems a little short sighted.

Homeless people will move out of your city. They have quite an incentive there.

Still time to find yourself a home

That reminds me of... Top-Secret...8ccc73.jpg

Is it also a cycle path?

But the devil is in the detail.

Emotional daaaaamage

Is this at the Mitch Hedberg Memorial Mall?

My Dad was rather paranoid on my first visit after I'd had to switch to a gluten-free diet. He went around his local supermarket and seemed to have bought every single item that said 'gluten-free'. I did ask if he'd managed to get gluten-free water, and gluten-free apples. He was ready to run back to the shops to get them. :oD

Do I have to bring them by during certain hours or can I drop them off anytime?

What? No exorcisms!?

But make sure you give 48 hours notice.