Clever!!

It's a sign of the times.

Your knitting is going to get Gwyneth Paltrow out of business.

This hits too close to home

Genius!

If you search for "1984", it's under "Guide for starting your own social network"

Stress-free work environment

5 days awareness month?

Ingredients: protons, neutrons and electrons. Photons not included. May be present: gravitons

This is not true. It was a marketing campaign of Austrian airports

at 4:15 p.m. here

DONT! If you do that, you'll have double the homeless

His arrival was foretold by the ancient texts

Can't you get arrested for doing that in public?

I'm 42 and (so far) I'm a kid in the knees and back but probably a senior citizen at heart. It is the festive season after all and we eat a lot of fried foods...

I don't know about the rest of you who have had children but that's definitely how I carried my son to the bathroom when he had launched chemical weapons...

My Dad was rather paranoid on my first visit after I'd had to switch to a gluten-free diet. He went around his lock supermarket and seemed to have bought every single item that said 'gluten-free'. I did ask if he'd managed to get gluten-free water, and gluten-free apples. He was ready to run back to the shops to get them. :oD

Hmm how much is a duck factorial? :p :p

Free beer tomorrow!

But make sure you give 48 hours notice.

Five Bucks says this Lunatic is doing this himself.

At least you get some privacy.

That reminds me of... Top-Secret...8ccc73.jpg

I did chuckle at this.

Bull’s eye…No, bull’s balls.

Gentlemen with Derringers are invited to stand even closer.

This could be meme for the Maginot Line...

Ah yes, the NHS which we are told is the envy of the world. The camera is there so they can capture all the wheelchair users falling down the stairs and post it on YouTube for likes.

But which day?!

"Dignity" and "Modesty" are the other two dancers.

looks like what i'd have as a sign if i needed one

Emotional daaaaamage

Try telling that to the judge.

Thanks.

How about ajar?

Who started it is what I want to know

Go straight on to just to be safe.

Someone milked the King - eeew!

YES!!!

I refuse!!! Also, I demand!!!

Nobody's offended by that! The Snowflakes, aka conservaties are offended, if you don't say that!

Boss to Trent in marketing: "You know exactly what you did."

Sign for signage.

Do I have to bring them by during certain hours or can I drop them off anytime?

Apparently they believed him.

Watch them? I'm joining them.

Enters endless loop of walking around the building.

Wonder how they would cope with a vindaloo?

What? No exorcisms!?

poor kid

But the devil is in the detail.

Because men don't have feelings