There are plenty of reasons to be thankful for living in this day and age—modern medicine, technology, and the ability to travel the world, just to name a few. But let’s not forget one thing that makes life infinitely more entertaining: memes. Let’s be honest, without them, the world would be a lot less fun.
With that in mind, we’ve rounded up some hilarious finds from the subreddit Absolutely Not Me IRL. These memes cover just about anything and everything, so there’s bound to be something that’ll make you chuckle. Enjoy!
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Because I read the message in case it’s an emergency, which in most cases it isn’t, and am too busy with something to reply right away. Then I forget about it and don’t remember until days later, at which point I‘m too embarrassed to reply at all.
I was at a referred Dentist' office, and sitting in the exam chair my text alert tone went off. The 20 something tech asked, "you wanna check that?"... "Ma'am, I'm a boomer, they can wait".
Because I'm not tied to my freaking phone. I live my life like I did in the 80s, I tell people, I'll catch you next week and then make that effort next week. This week I'm just doing as I do and that does not Include constantly interrupting my social interactions, movies, naps, chores, whatever to text back and forth all over the shop.
Is it a read (reed -present tense) receipt or a read (red - past tense) receipt? My partner and I debate this frequently...
Load More Replies...My phone is my phone for my convenience, when I need some offline time, I simply put it in Do Not Disturb mode and respond to anything later when I'm ready to.
Load More Replies...Foe me, the issue is, when do you stop the thread? Someone sends you a text, you respond, they respond… at some point some has to not reply. Emails have a sign off, so did letters. Do texts?
Just pick an emoji, send the same one every time you'd have said goodbye & hung up if it was a phone call. 😎, 👍, ✔️ - or any random happy face seems to work, and as long as you're consistent and don't respond to their ~end~ comment in return - people kind of get conditioned into knowing without really knowing it that when they see that emoji your end of the conversation is politely over...
Load More Replies...Once my sister and I were out of the house, 1980's, and the folks were went out, Daddy would always check the answering machine when they returned. If there were no messages he would say each and every time: "We got away with it again!!"
Me too, it took days for that horse drawn mail waggon to deliver messages.
Load More Replies...I don't like the immediacy of calls. I like text messages. My stepson, 22, always calls me for the most mundane things that could easily have been a one-line message. It got to the point where I ignore his repeated calls on the basis that if it WERE something important he would message me. I asked him why, given I've told him I prefer messages, he continues to call. He said "Well it's just easier to get hold of you". I said "You called 7 times and I ignored all of them. How is that 'getting hold of me'?".
How odd, had this conversation last night. My newish friend asked why I didn't answer his calls (3 times in as many minutes) and I said I was walking the dogs. Oh so you could have still answered the phone, erm..no I didn't take it with me. The look on his face trying to comprehend this. 50ish but grew up with tech so it's not scared of it, I just miss that exact feeling in this meme of when I leave my house I don't need to stay connected. Obviously there are times when I will but going for a walk in the forest is not one of them. So he asked how do get the videos of your dogs playing to post. Oh dear wait until he finds out I don't do social media aswell. Anyways the urgent call was do I want to grab a beer.
This is also why no one can take a day off or a vacation without their boss reaching out to ask them about something that could have waited until they were back.
I love my current job. When I'm off, my laptop is off, and only a few people I work with have my number, and know it's only for an absolute freakin emergency, which will never happen.
Load More Replies...I don't mind the ability to have access - it ha been very helpful in truly urgent situations. But too often abused. I cannot tell you the number of times I've gotten a text from someone to tell me that they send me an email I hadn't read yet. And the email wasn't even urgent! Then there is the married couple we are friends with - recently if she sends a text that I haven't seen/replied to yet, he will send me a text to tell me his wife has texted me. Sheesh! Sometimes you just have to step off the grid for some fresh air!!
People that aren’t ok with non-instant replies : what the hell is wrong with YOU? 😂 you ever get that single “?” message? Kill me
My boss hates me because only 3 people in the company have my personal number, if they call it's an emergency, anyone else is not that important, even the CIO
I have had to tell MANY people that MY cell phone is for MY convenience. F*ck off - I'm busy.
This is why I turn my phone off in the evening, when Me Time begins. No I don't care if it's an emergency. If it's THAT urgent, call me. My phone automatically turns itself back on if I get an actual call.
Because I work and am an incredibly busy person. If the text isn't an emergency then it can wait. I typically don't pay attention to my phone while working . only people who are the closest to me have my direct line at work for emergency purposes.
I also miss not having any company that sold me a product want to have an ongoing relationship.
True. But another (lesser) reason I've seen delays is the rise in popularity of secondary carriers (aka Mobile Virtual Network Operators (MVNOs)) who don't own their own cell towers. Typically they are less expensive but part of the trade off is lower packet priority when things are busy. Real life example: My daughter arrives in person. She wants to know why I didn't respond to the text she sent two hours ago explaining (situation). While she is asking me about it, my cell phone dings and it is the text message she sent a long time ago. It wasn't always like that - but that sort of thing happened more than once. To the best of my knowledge, I've never had that happen with my friends who use main brand carriers like Tmobile/ ATT
Instant access to anyone anywhere is convenient but not necessarily a good thing at all times. I too kind of miss the "leave a message at the tone days" some of the time.
Are they a thing anywhere except the USA? Totally foreign concept in my country!
A good chef is like a good friend, they have the ability to pay attention to something else beside their own drama.
I start panicking that the cross between the image means do u want to mute? And not you are muted
My fiancé got married while I was deployed. A friend’s wife ran away from Utah to LA with a rock band. They were LDS
I go shopping with my mum a lot, mainly because I don't have any friends to go with and every time I end up regretting it. It takes her 3x as long to look through a store as it takes me.
Most likely he already had the quarter palmed in his hand and was messing with you.
Wow, now even BP wants money to show more content. Forget that, Bored Panda!
Accidentally clicked a link, getting back and now I'm blocked from seeing beyond 34.. shamefull.. 💩
Load More Replies...This post is "35 memes", and it appears the paywall only stops us from seeing the bottom half of the 35th meme? So, that means almost 99% is free and we gotta pay for that last 1% 🤣
HAHAHAHAHA.... Premium content from site that rips off other content. What a time to be alive.
Wow, now even BP wants money to show more content. Forget that, Bored Panda!
Accidentally clicked a link, getting back and now I'm blocked from seeing beyond 34.. shamefull.. 💩
Load More Replies...This post is "35 memes", and it appears the paywall only stops us from seeing the bottom half of the 35th meme? So, that means almost 99% is free and we gotta pay for that last 1% 🤣
HAHAHAHAHA.... Premium content from site that rips off other content. What a time to be alive.