Yes. And I bitterly regret it to this very day.

Philomena spilling the truth 💀

Yeah that drives me crazy lol

The funniest is the raw dogging trend on flights, public sport, restaurants etc....like it's such a novel idea to not have yourself hooked up to social media all the time and how avant garde is it to just sit and stare out the window etc, lmao.

I mean - how much were they paying for garlic to start with? It's like a dollar for 3

Garlic is an invasive weed, and hard to properly cultivate. Don't plant it, your whole neighborhood will thank you. It took us years to rid our yard of garlic, and it still pops up occasionally.

You can plant seeds, and stuff just grows,! Who knew???

I wonder if that person knows growing garlic is at least a two year commitment.

Because I read the message in case it’s an emergency, which in most cases it isn’t, and am too busy with something to reply right away. Then I forget about it and don’t remember until days later, at which point I‘m too embarrassed to reply at all.

I'm ready, I've always been ready

Are they a thing anywhere except the USA? Totally foreign concept in my country!

Aaah, the wonders of the trickle-down dictatorship

Same day , different years

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Is he gonna put it on the fridge when you're done?

And to drink ma'am? Water

I swear my ears do that on the pillow side

(eats like ten breath mints for good measure) there we go, that'll REALLY show them.

No one can dunk on you harder than your mom

A good chef is like a good friend, they have the ability to pay attention to something else beside their own drama.

Or you only meant to think it.

You'll be dead you won't care

Hahaha well that's now one of my new years goals

I start panicking that the cross between the image means do u want to mute? And not you are muted

When you have to read the same comment over and over 'cause you keep zoning out.

My fiancé got married while I was deployed. A friend’s wife ran away from Utah to LA with a rock band. They were LDS

As annoying as an inflamated testicle! 🕷

I go shopping with my mum a lot, mainly because I don't have any friends to go with and every time I end up regretting it. It takes her 3x as long to look through a store as it takes me.

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Omg, you were a sturdy child to survive a two story fall

Most likely he already had the quarter palmed in his hand and was messing with you.

Family, like the Jupiters.

Welp

Tickets are the bigger risk, n doubt. Scalpers are a bigger problem than airlines, despite the latter's best efforts.

I'd loved to have been that guy/girl in school that had it all figured out or had a talent. Or even had parents that made an effort to guide me in anyway. The older you get, the more doors close while your figuring out where your jigsaw piece fits.

This one time I slept funny and completely lost feeling in my foot. Not pins and needles, I just couldn't feel it at all. Then it got better. Kinda confusing.

Holy carpet. That is a creepy idea.

I was having suicidal thoughts a while back. my friend helped me cope with it by googling most painless suicide methods and reading the wiki page with me. how utterly unsympathetic she was actually really helped for some reason.

You are asking out of curiosity.

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

I say ouch when my character in a video game gets hurt