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Before naming our cat, my partner and I debated for weeks about what we should call him. We thought long and hard about what name perfectly suited his personality, made extensive lists, asked friends for their opinions and played around with different options to make sure we chose the perfect one. I can’t even imagine how stressful it is to name a child. But apparently, some parents have no problem choosing names that essentially beg bullies to target their kids. 

Redditors have recently been discussing the absolute worst names that children can be given, so we’ve gathered the most egregious ones below. Enjoy scrolling through this list of names that nobody should ever use, and keep reading to find a conversation with naming expert and founder of Namerology.com, Laura Wattenberg!

#1

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble X Æ A-12.

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    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Meconium.

    She heard nurse say it at the birth and thought it pretty. The definition is "a baby's first stool, usually black and tarry in nature, to dispel mucus and other embryonic matter." 🤦‍♀️.

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    Serial pacifist
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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman deserves prison and her name changed by court order into Turdy Hardstool.

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    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Latrina.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like that Character in Robin Hood men in tights called Latrine the when the Sherriff asks her about it she says she changed it to Latrine it used to be s**t house

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    To learn a bit more about names and how to choose a great baby name, we got in touch with naming expert, founder of Namerology.com, and author of The Baby Name Wizard, Laura Wattenberg. Laura was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and remind readers that, thankfully, most of the names on this list are simply hypotheticals. "Even most of the claims of, 'I met a kid named…' are urban legends!" she noted.

    The expert also says it's important to be empathetic when discussing names. "When it comes to real names, it’s always worth remembering there’s a real child attached. Don’t be too quick to insult a name, even online," she noted. "The child WILL find it, and it will hurt."

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    #4

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Neveah!

    Have some f*****g creativity!
    “It’S hEaVeN bAcKwArDs.


    BRB naming my child Natas.

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    #5

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Foreigner. Given to an impossibly white kid in very rural Oklahoma. He and his brother Journey had strange parents.

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    ShyWahine
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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents were considering Metallica and Megadeth for their twin daughters - but decided to go with Queensryche and Iron Maiden instead

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But---there are so many people with this name! You hear about them on the news all the time.

    RAM31280
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't list the other siblings names: Boston, Saxxon, Winger, REO Speedwagon, and Def Leopard.

    G A
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twins were Hall & Oates, and little Toto was the only daughter

    Huddo's sister
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think of a tv series I watched that had twin boys, born in the 80/90s whose names were Jethro and Van

    Montanavanna
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need to hear the names together to think it not a weird choice. Oh their sibling is Journey? Foreigner now makes sense.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Journey I'll ever accept in a name is Journey Fatu. Just be careful and pray you meet him instead of his brother Jacob XP

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    #6

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I knew a child named, I kid you not, Cl*toris. They pronounced it Klit-ress.

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    When it comes to bad baby names, Laura says there are two kinds: "names that are not what the parents intended, and names used as a weapon."

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    "Parents occasionally choose a name not realizing the way it will come across to others. They may not know a word or a cultural reference and are blindsided by people’s reactions," the expert noted. "It can even come down to a matter of spelling, like Analie vs. Anally."

    #7

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble A lady I know named her son Kody, but spells it CHODE.. which means something completely different, imo.😂.

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    #8

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble My coworker named her baby "Orgasm".

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    #9

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Candida - I know girls with it and I know it is wrong of me but can only think of thrush.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just means "shiny white", super common in Roman and Medieval ages. It's now rare but it used to be common -both in male and female form- in Italy, France, and the Spanish speaking world. It also came to indicate someone as naive after the famous Voltaire's "Candide", leading to a decline in France, while a play by G.B. Shaw gave the name a decade of resurgence in the early XX century anglo-saxon cultural sphere.

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    "The rarer case is names chosen maliciously," Laura says. "For instance, I’ve heard of instances of a husband insisting on a particular girl’s name, only for his wife to later discover it was the name of the woman he was having an affair with. Then there was the family that chose Nazi names deliberately to upset people. No child should be used as a weapon."

    #10

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I was a camp counselor. One of the campers there was a girl named Beanz.

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    #12

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Princess.



    Not the absolute worst, but I don’t think I could ever take this person seriously. Please don’t give children names that you give pets.

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    But the good news is that, even if you truly hate your name, you can always have it changed. "More adults are changing their names than ever before," Laura shared. "Your name is your identity in word form; the way you’re presented to the world. If you honestly believe yours doesn’t represent you well, changing it can be a reasonable choice."

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    #13

    Any name that is an expensive item. Rolex, Cartier, Mercedes, Diamond. Those are just str*pper names.

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    Rachel Pelz
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mercedes is/used to be (?) a traditional Spanish name. One of the engineers/founder used his daughter Mercedes' name as his nickname in motor races, and eventually it was used not only for the driver but also for the car brand.

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    #14

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Void. Could never write or cash checks with that name.

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    #16

    The Abcde trend (absidee) has got to stop.

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    #17

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble DOLPHIN. A girl at my school was named Dolphin.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Delfina" used to be a common girl name in Italy, and still is in France in the form "Delphine". It is quite peculiar in the fact that it has two coexisting branches with two distinct origins: one from the Roman family name "Delphinus", meaning "From Delphi" (the OG in Greece, not Indiana's cheap knockoff); and one from a corruption or "Adelphinus", from "Adelphos", meaning "Little Brother", a name that used to be common among early christian communities.

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    #18

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I was once drunk in a Taco Bell, waiting for my order at the pickup counter. The employee comes over to announce the next order, goes to read the name on the bag, double takes.

    “…Adolph?”

    This m**********r walks up, head in shame. The employee literally said “that’s not funny” as the guy was trying to seriously explain that was his real name.

    I think about that man often.

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    Ace
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr, yes, and? You want to ban every name that's ever been used by a bad person?

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    #20

    My husband has a friend named Mike Hunt. He's real.

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    #21

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I remember a girl going viral for naming her daughter C*ntley.

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    #22

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Naming a kid *anything* that sounds like a joke—like "Brick" or "Banana"—is just setting them up for a tough time. Imagine going through life introducing yourself as “Banana”... nah, that’s just cruel. Keep it cute, not crazy!

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    Justme
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When considering a name, I always imagine what it would look like on an election ballot or roster of corporate board members sign.

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    #23

    Opponent of my son’s hs football team- Aero Smith.

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    #24

    There is a road in rural Ontario named after a local farmer, Harry Dyck. The road sign for Harry Dyck Road kept getting stolen. So they epoxy'd the sign to the post, and it remains to this day. True story.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like the small town "F.u.c.k.i.n.g" which was renamed to Fugging a few years ago.

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    #25

    New Hampshire had a representative named D**k Swett (representative from 1991-1995 then served as the American ambassador to Denmark from 1998-2001).

    He goes by Richard now.

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    #26

    Did maintenance at a teaching hospital for a while. Passing through the Maternity ward, I've seen Tarzan, Puma, Aquanet, and my personal favorite... Brunhilde.

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    #27

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Names I have came across over the years teaching…
    B***h (no joke here)
    Princess
    Chlamydia
    Shacked.

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    #28

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble My great grandmother was named Crucifixa. Gotta love Italian Catholics back in the day.

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    Jrog
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct form is "Crocifissa" and is in line with a lot of southern Italian religious devotional names such as "Addolorata" ("Painful", similar to Spanish "Dolores"), "Catena" ("Chain, shacked"), "Assunta" ("Assumed to heaven"), "Consolata" ("Consoled from pain"), "Veneranda" ("Venerable"), "Pia" ("Religious") etc. It's also a common name assumed by Nuns when they get ordered.

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    #29

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble MLB player from 1979-1985 - [Rusty Kuntz]

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher with the last name Kuntz in high school. Pronounced with the short U sound like c.u.n.t. He was the replacement for a teacher who had quit partway through the year, Mr. Woody

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    #31

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Breadquanda.

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    #33

    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble For a boy, Sue.

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    NetworkMan
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him... Bill or George! Any damn thing but Sue! I still hate that name!

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    “Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble These days, Alexa.

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    Rachel Pelz
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a girl called Alexa who was born 3 months before the gadget was released. Needless to say, parents were less than thrille with the named being ruined.

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