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This 6th Grader Wanted To See How Many Surfaces Your Cat’s Butt Touches In Your Home, So He Did An Experiment
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This 6th Grader Wanted To See How Many Surfaces Your Cat’s Butt Touches In Your Home, So He Did An Experiment

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It’s no secret that cats like to sit. Everywhere. They will climb up on every wardrobe, nook, and cranny of your home and explore every corner. No wonder that in 2004, a very important question was asked: Does your cat’s butt touch every surface of the house? Soon this question became a meme. However, only recently did we receive an answer to this problem.

Thanks to a 6th grader from Tennessee named Kaeden Griffin and his project, we now know that it depends on the cat’s fur and the surface the cat is sitting on. Kaeden did his research with his two cats and documented all of his findings. No worries, no cats were harmed in the process!

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    This is Kaeden Griffin with his finished project

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    His mom wrote on her Facebook post about the science project: “Get ready for a good laugh! Kaeden completed his 6th-grade science fair project this past week and tackled the challenging task of answering the internet’s most burning question, drum roll, please.”

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    “‘Does your cat’s butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?’ We had a lot of fun with this! As a disclaimer, no cats were harmed in the process of this science project. Non-toxic lipstick was applied to their bum-bums, they were then given a series of commands (sit, wait, lie down, and jump up. Side note: Both cats have been trained since kittenhood with a variety of commands, they also know how to high-five, spin around, and speak.) They were compensated with lots of praise, pets, and their favorite treats, and the lipstick was removed with a baby wipe once we collected our data in just under 10 minutes.”

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    Kaeden had to do a lot of research to find out if the cat’s bumhole really touches every surface in the house

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    “His results and general findings: Long and medium-haired cats made no actual contact with soft or hard surfaces at all.
    Short-haired cats made no contact on hard surfaces, but we did see evidence of a slight smear on the soft bedding surface. In conclusion, if you have a short-haired cat and they may be lying on a pile of laundry, an unmade bed, or another soft, uneven surface, then their butthole may touch those surfaces!”

    Kaeden used his two cats for his project. A short-haired cat named Taco and a long-haired cat named Maya. He put non-toxic lipstick on their bumholes for this

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    Short-haired Taco sitting on a soft carpeted surface. The paper he sat on was spotless

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    Taco sitting on the hard tile surface. Surface again remained spotless!

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    Maya refused to sit on the actual sheet of paper they placed for her. So they inspected the carpet where she sat and it was clean

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    Maya sitting on the hard tile surface. Again, all clean!

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    The conclusion: long-haired cats’ bumholes do not touch any surfaces, short-haired cats’ sometimes do, if the surface is soft like a bed

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    What do you think of this project and Kaeden’s research? Would you like to try yourself or is this evidence sufficient? Tell us in the comments down below! Also, don’t forget to go show some love to Kaeden and his mother on their social media accounts!

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    Aelita Senvaitytė

    Aelita Senvaitytė

    Moderator, BoredPanda staff

    My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actual question which at last got the actual answer it deserved.

    T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a hairless cat and you will find the a**-kisses all over your flat.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only school project I would sit and listen carefully about, if i was still a student😅😅😅

    cool sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat sat on my desk one day. When he got up, i heard his b******e unstick from the desk 🤣 like a sucker🤣 Same thing happened to my dog, but his butt was on a shoe🤣

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was God's Work being done. I have been haunted by the "there is cat butt on every surface you own" rumor for decades. Thank you, Kaeden

    Bonnie Patterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed, however, that cats have a "general sitting" posture and a "I am pressing my a**s on this" posture. The latter tends to happen on cold days to warm, hard surfaces, such as the Xbox, the sandwich toaster and the back of my hand.

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see that usually there is no contact between... umm... "the object" and surfaces if you ever watched a cat sitting on a glass table (from underneath). Everything dissapears in a crease. Usually.

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the internet's most burning question is, "How do you get non-toxic lipstick on a cat's b******e without needing stitches?"

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me, I must add pencil sharpener to shopping list.

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a small wooden platter on our ottoman ostensibly for drinks, etc., but in reality it’s our cat’s butt platter.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This question was all over the internet a decade or so ago when a couple had an argument about it, so they put lipstick on the cat's b******e and then checked the surfaces for lipstick.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! Thank you for answering the century question!👏👏👏

    njudge 68
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not getting a long haired cat 😆. I have a short haired cat & she sits on my tv remote & phone several times a day. She also drinks milk out of my glass. I just choose to not be disgusted. She's almost 17 years old and like a child to me. I hope you got an A on your project!!!😻

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. Little did they know the cats licked it off so no one would suspect a thing. 🐱

    FloC
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be submitted to the IG Nobel :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else try to put lipstick on their cat's b******e? no? Ok then

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine the total disgust and disdain I would be subjected to if I even thought of doing anything like that to my 3 cats!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat left a perfect impression of his b******e on my mum's pants, when he hasn't cleaned his ass properly

    Mur Bot
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... How hard were they giggling the first time they applied the lipstick? How could they hold steady? LOL

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The REAL experiment here is will your cat let you put lipstick on their poop chutes?

    irma witjaksono
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    terima kasih Kaiden untuk penelitiannya, original aunthentics and anti-mainstream kerreeeenn

    Hugo A-niro
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this kid needs to learn about American butts which are usually dirtier than a cats since most don't have bidets.

    Angelynn Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my cat jumped and shoved her b******e in my face while a was reading this so.....

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but why isn't someone calling the Nobel Prize Committee? This must come under one of their categories.

    Bitemabum
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would never pass peer review for lack of an ethics section in the writeup, animal welfare concerns and mitigations ("The Three Rs").

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actual question which at last got the actual answer it deserved.

    T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a hairless cat and you will find the a**-kisses all over your flat.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only school project I would sit and listen carefully about, if i was still a student😅😅😅

    cool sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat sat on my desk one day. When he got up, i heard his b******e unstick from the desk 🤣 like a sucker🤣 Same thing happened to my dog, but his butt was on a shoe🤣

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was God's Work being done. I have been haunted by the "there is cat butt on every surface you own" rumor for decades. Thank you, Kaeden

    Bonnie Patterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed, however, that cats have a "general sitting" posture and a "I am pressing my a**s on this" posture. The latter tends to happen on cold days to warm, hard surfaces, such as the Xbox, the sandwich toaster and the back of my hand.

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see that usually there is no contact between... umm... "the object" and surfaces if you ever watched a cat sitting on a glass table (from underneath). Everything dissapears in a crease. Usually.

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the internet's most burning question is, "How do you get non-toxic lipstick on a cat's b******e without needing stitches?"

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me, I must add pencil sharpener to shopping list.

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a small wooden platter on our ottoman ostensibly for drinks, etc., but in reality it’s our cat’s butt platter.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This question was all over the internet a decade or so ago when a couple had an argument about it, so they put lipstick on the cat's b******e and then checked the surfaces for lipstick.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! Thank you for answering the century question!👏👏👏

    njudge 68
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not getting a long haired cat 😆. I have a short haired cat & she sits on my tv remote & phone several times a day. She also drinks milk out of my glass. I just choose to not be disgusted. She's almost 17 years old and like a child to me. I hope you got an A on your project!!!😻

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. Little did they know the cats licked it off so no one would suspect a thing. 🐱

    FloC
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be submitted to the IG Nobel :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else try to put lipstick on their cat's b******e? no? Ok then

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine the total disgust and disdain I would be subjected to if I even thought of doing anything like that to my 3 cats!

    Load More Replies...
    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat left a perfect impression of his b******e on my mum's pants, when he hasn't cleaned his ass properly

    Mur Bot
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... How hard were they giggling the first time they applied the lipstick? How could they hold steady? LOL

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The REAL experiment here is will your cat let you put lipstick on their poop chutes?

    irma witjaksono
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    terima kasih Kaiden untuk penelitiannya, original aunthentics and anti-mainstream kerreeeenn

    Hugo A-niro
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this kid needs to learn about American butts which are usually dirtier than a cats since most don't have bidets.

    Angelynn Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my cat jumped and shoved her b******e in my face while a was reading this so.....

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but why isn't someone calling the Nobel Prize Committee? This must come under one of their categories.

    Bitemabum
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would never pass peer review for lack of an ethics section in the writeup, animal welfare concerns and mitigations ("The Three Rs").

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