Both of ours press their paws against our skin when they curl up with us. I think it's 50/50 warmth & protection.

And you finally realize who is actually the "owner" and who is the "owned"

NEVER. They are kitten FOREVER

The moment they realized there's more to life than canned food

I'm currently lying on the edge of the bed because fat cat's got the rest, this is how my nightime works.

Cat wins 100% of the time

Duh

No open door left behind!

"Did you see where the vet put the thermometer, Bob? I will never trust you again!"

Nope. I want my cat to be happy. She really only occasionally sits on other people's laps, but when she does I'm happy she's comfy.

Mine stares at me adoringly and I will not hear any doubters.

My 15 lb void, Jack gets impatient around bedtime. He just can’t wait until everyone’s settled so he can find his spot on the bed and settle in for the night. Little 8 lb Tabitha, on the other hand, takes the night shift patrolling the house, then sleeps under the bed most of the day.

and Get-off-of-there!

We got an automatic feeder for mornings because our cat can tell time and demands sustenance at 6:00 every single day. So now she wakes me up at 4:00 am just to check if I'm still alive. *Tap, tap, tap* "MEOW!" Once I'm awake, she leaves me alone again.

They don't have a choice. It's in. In the house, in the catio. If they want out, it's on a leash. Non negotiable.

We don't like the bathroom, it gets wet.

Once in a while my cats can’t make up their minds. It’s like they’re telling me, “Come here come here come here come here. No, go away go away go away go away. No, come here come here come here come here. No, go away go away go away go away.” Makes my head spin. Then they get over it and follow me like I’m a magnet, and cling to me like I’m made of Velcro.

Unless you have a Black 🐈‍⬛

Do I have the only cat that likes belly rub ?