My dad does this.

I have young, energetic children. I know this struggle all too well.

My dad had a dream he was fighting someone and he woke up to my mom screaming. Turns out he put her in a headlock.

that guy is a straight up gamer with duel PCs

Most things can be snacks if they're in small enough portions.

I must say, this seems like a very effective deterrent

Why are people downvoting I❤️My cat's comment? All they said is that they were first .-.

I can't wear low-waisted pants. I know it's the typical style nowadays, but I don't like the feeling of my a*s NEARLY not being covered.

Before going back into school and taking some painting classes, I realized that I had gotten so dependent on the ability to undo in digital art that for a split second I was looking for a way to undo my physically painted lines.

That is something big.

I have an addictive personality so I wouldn't let my husband install any game apps on my smart phone. I know I would become exactly this.

Maybe it's a weird place to get the information, but I read Les Miserables when I was a young teen, so I got an introduced to the concept of being a poor young adult before having to face it myself.

That's the one thing I couldn't live with - someone who doesn't clean up after themselves.

Awww

Ah the curse of being painfully accident prone.

Taking different sayings and song lyrics literally can have very amusing results.

you eyes look like the sharigan from naruto

The un-caffeinated zombie leaves a path of destruction as it wanders deliriously in search of energizing sustenance.

the police the handcuffs the miranda rights the body search oh the embarrassment the court sentence the court cost and attorney the ruined reputation + career loss

What?

Haha!