I have a 73 lb APBT (American Pit Bull Terrier) whom I often refer to as "kitty pitty." (1) He's striped - brindle with black stripes, but has an orange-red base coat and white chest (like a tiger). (2) He lives life on the physical edge of everything (Whose dog tries to tight-rope the entire edge of a sit-in 2 person kayak to stand atop the front? Mine.). (3) Every time I try to sit at a computer to do any work, he sqeezes himself under the desk and weasels his way up onto my lap - no matter how small the space he has to work with. (4) He's simultaneously the sweetest, cutest cuddlebug and also a smug, bossy a*****e who can give off a superior vibe which implies that I might be a moron. KITTY-PITTY. I do love that damn kitty-pitty!