The right side is totally me, only thing missing is my cats snuggling with me. I enjoy the nights when I get to catch up on my shows.

When you put on sweat pants, you know you are about to feed!

everything in *that* drawer has airco but they're so comfyyyy

why is popping a zit so damn satisfying?

This is too true!

Also the mirrors they use in salon's could not be more unflattering.

*justifiably gobbles up chocolate* ... somehow I can live with that now. :)

That was me today. And all I did was go to the laundromat...

I'm usually singing off key in the shower also, not pleasurably moaning over the shampoo I use.

Doesn't help that perfume hurts my nose. I'll always be the one spraying deodorant on and sniffinf

So me :) Also me: Oh no, I ate all the chocolate, I'll get super fat... *finds a random piece of chocolate* Nevermind *munch*

I hate insomnia. Hate.

The hair on the legs .... nice touch! lol

yes this is totally me

Oh, this is me rn. I hope I land on the barbed wire. Got until Thursday to finish a marketing plan I haven't even started on AND to study.

pretty much what faking to be a grownup is all about.

Oh.. it's so me. Whyyyyy...

*Penguin walk out of class*

Hahaha this is so me 😂

We had a cat that used to fart every so often. She thought she was the Queen of Sheba or something, so refined and perfect. Then she'd fart, and jump, looking all shocked, like, 'who did that?!' Never failed to make us laugh.

dem uggs are to die for

Holiday meals are why the "Pajama Jeans" were invented.

So many popato chisps. 😮

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why I am never ordering from TGIFs ever again.... that burger i got was like 2 bites and cost fortune :'D

Awwww :( HUGS!

Your soul would be most pleasing.

I like the sweat marks! I look so much better with bangs but I just can't do it because of the heat it creates! Even thin ones are bad! I'm not even a sweaty Sally but bangs will do it.