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10 New Inventions That Solve Nonexistent Problems In Your Life
Did you know that May is also Evil Genius Invention Appreciation Month? Well if it wasn’t before – it is now! Matt Benedetto touching base with my latest batch of Unnecessary Inventions. I am on a quest to find nonexistent problems and solve them with unnecessary products. The last few weeks I have crafted a new collection of inventions that you will undoubtfully want yet unnecessarily never need!
Always remember, you will never get your hands on the inventions you are about to witness and I wouldn’t have it any other way! Catch up on all of my inventions on Bored Panda here, here and oh yeah here too. I promise you will be impressed.
Be sure to also follow along on Instagram to stay up to date on each invention as they are created! You can check out my previous posts here, here, and here.
More info: Instagram
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The FlopFlips™️
Reverse your steps to ditch that stalker on the beach
These sandals feature a backwards sole to ensure all your footprints always appear to be traveling the opposite direction you are walking
The WhichWay™️
Say goodbye to the directional dance when meeting someone in your path
This harness easily slips on and places a turn signal on each of your shoulders to let on coming foot traffic which way you’re headed
StubStoppers™️
It can be like a construction zone trying to get around your apartment barefoot without stubbing your toes on something
Equip your big toe with these pint sized hard hats to say goodbye to bruised toes and show that furniture leg who’s boss!
Slice Slicer™️
Everyone gets their own perfect pizza slice!
Divide your favorite pizza pie into perfectly even slices with just a few chops with this eight blade slicer. More pepperoni please!
iDangle™️
Stop dropping your phone on that precious face of yours in bed! Suspend and dangle your phone hands-free just inches from your face to binge that new season on Netflix.
The NASA grade suction cup grips the back of your phone – while the Army ballistic paracord hangs all the way down from the ceiling.
OneCan TrashCan™️
Every rogue soda can, fallen solider beer, and all those LaCroix cans laying around the office have officially met their match
Pick up a six pack of these perfectly sized trash cans to always have a place to put your empties
The Smellmet™️
Did Karen bring fish for lunch again or maybe Chad has too much cologne on?
This odor blocking helmet conveniently spins a high powered fan around your head to dispel any foul smells
Taco Fraiche™️
Exfoliate with the zest of Cinco de Mayo year round with with exhilarating spray mist
With hint of authentic seasoning, cilantro, red onions, and tomatoes, you can turn any food into a taco delight or exfoliate your senses with a light facial mist awakening
TP Pleaser™️ Are you tired of the toilet paper roll never being the RIGHT way?! This dual toilet paper holder quickly flips around and snaps into place using magnets to ensure the toilet paper roll is always falling the way you think it’s supposed to
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The ReadyNapper™️
There really is never a bad time to take a nap.
Be ready 24/7 to grab a quick recharging power nap
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Martti Laurson 5 years ago
I would like to see underarm fans sowed into a shirt to prevent sweating.
Kimberley Stone 5 years ago
I'd get the hard hat, but not for my toe - for my bird to play dress ups
Madzdad the bard 5 years ago
I swear, dropping my phone on my face is the real life equivalent to 2 hit points
Mary McConnell 5 years ago
Holy cow, Matt Benedetto's eyes are the most beautiful shade of green! (Cool products too!)
RitaGG 5 years ago
His eyes are fantastic, but they're probably 3D printed. LOL.
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Stephanie Bladyak 5 years ago
Need to invent like a cage with spikes you can put around your upper body to keep people from bumping you when you try to get through a crowd.
Sue Prewitt 5 years ago
The whichway could actually be really handy for someone riding a bike.
Bumblebee 5 years ago
In the Netherlands (known for our biking) and probably some other countries too, we get taught the simplest trick at a young age: Just stick out your left arm if you'll turn left and right arm if you'll turn right. Stick the arm out a few meters (/feet for the USA and maybe UK? Not sure) before you turn and keep it up for a couple of seconds. This way other people in traffic know exactly where you'll go! Of course a lot of the youth does not think it is cool and often don't do it. Easy as that! Just as effective as the whichway, without having to carry something on your shoulders, child-friendly and.. free! And youth or just people in general who don't do this, would probably not use the whichway also. So no difference there :-)
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Calypso poet 5 years ago
My husband needs the directionals, but just like in the car he would turn them on 😠
Mama Panda 5 years ago
Do you have hard hats for pinky toes? Those are the ones I keep smashing into stuff. I swear my right pinky toe has been broken at least 8 times in the past 3 years!!!
Letitia Hedding 5 years ago
I love the pizza idea, this guy should differently sell some of this stuff, I would buy them!
Janet Judd 5 years ago
What a genius! Sign me up for the Readynapper and Idangle which can be attached to my kindle!
Cristina Steele 5 years ago
I could use the toe stub stoppers!! I broke the end of my big toe last week when I misjudged the height of a wooden stair riser and kicked the step by accident.
Janet Judd 5 years ago
Such a genius! I'll use that idangle on my kindle and read forever knowing that I'm saving my delicate fingers from overuse!
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Omg yes saves all the angry toilet paper reversing and arguments with flatmates over "correct" way
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Alex Bailey 5 years ago
What do you mean 'whatever way you think it is supposed to go' about the toilet paper??? There is only ONE correct way of course. Good grief, the horror.
Sveta Smirnova 5 years ago
Buying is easy but designing items using its software is the problem i guess
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Jacob Weller 4 years ago
I’d like to work out a deal on a couple inventions. I’ll try and find a contact link. Weller.jacob7024@yahoo.com
Yugan Talovich 5 years ago
Did anybody else see those flop flips and start singing about Long John? Got a heel in front, got a heel behind, you can't quite tell, if he's a-running or a-flying. Like a turkey through the corn.
Marnee DeRider 5 years ago
SO funny. His absolute lack of expression alone makes me laugh. Love the hard hat for toes and the tiny garbage can for soda cans. The toilet paper flipper...I actually LOLed at many of these, which I rarely do when I'm alone, no matter how funny.
Janine Randall 5 years ago
Can I get the inventor to come to my house and demonstrate all of them? I'd get my pizza sliced, toes protected, Cinco de Mayo and stinky neighbors out of the way in one visit!
Chico Martins 5 years ago
So, the guy with a 3D printer strikes again... the Panda is almost in a coma.
Caroline Driver 5 years ago
What fantastically green eyes he has, wondering if they're lenses or not
Roberto Durante 5 years ago
are the peoples finding this nonsense stuff, no things better to do!!!!
Han 5 years ago
I wish I could DM the post author to ask for help redesigning an everyday thingy that we all use and would be a revolution. Seriously ...
Martti Laurson 5 years ago
I would like to see underarm fans sowed into a shirt to prevent sweating.
Kimberley Stone 5 years ago
I'd get the hard hat, but not for my toe - for my bird to play dress ups
Madzdad the bard 5 years ago
I swear, dropping my phone on my face is the real life equivalent to 2 hit points
Mary McConnell 5 years ago
Holy cow, Matt Benedetto's eyes are the most beautiful shade of green! (Cool products too!)
RitaGG 5 years ago
His eyes are fantastic, but they're probably 3D printed. LOL.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Bladyak 5 years ago
Need to invent like a cage with spikes you can put around your upper body to keep people from bumping you when you try to get through a crowd.
Sue Prewitt 5 years ago
The whichway could actually be really handy for someone riding a bike.
Bumblebee 5 years ago
In the Netherlands (known for our biking) and probably some other countries too, we get taught the simplest trick at a young age: Just stick out your left arm if you'll turn left and right arm if you'll turn right. Stick the arm out a few meters (/feet for the USA and maybe UK? Not sure) before you turn and keep it up for a couple of seconds. This way other people in traffic know exactly where you'll go! Of course a lot of the youth does not think it is cool and often don't do it. Easy as that! Just as effective as the whichway, without having to carry something on your shoulders, child-friendly and.. free! And youth or just people in general who don't do this, would probably not use the whichway also. So no difference there :-)
Load More Replies... Calypso poet 5 years ago
My husband needs the directionals, but just like in the car he would turn them on 😠
Mama Panda 5 years ago
Do you have hard hats for pinky toes? Those are the ones I keep smashing into stuff. I swear my right pinky toe has been broken at least 8 times in the past 3 years!!!
Letitia Hedding 5 years ago
I love the pizza idea, this guy should differently sell some of this stuff, I would buy them!
Janet Judd 5 years ago
What a genius! Sign me up for the Readynapper and Idangle which can be attached to my kindle!
Cristina Steele 5 years ago
I could use the toe stub stoppers!! I broke the end of my big toe last week when I misjudged the height of a wooden stair riser and kicked the step by accident.
Janet Judd 5 years ago
Such a genius! I'll use that idangle on my kindle and read forever knowing that I'm saving my delicate fingers from overuse!
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Omg yes saves all the angry toilet paper reversing and arguments with flatmates over "correct" way
Load More Replies... Alex Bailey 5 years ago
What do you mean 'whatever way you think it is supposed to go' about the toilet paper??? There is only ONE correct way of course. Good grief, the horror.
Sveta Smirnova 5 years ago
Buying is easy but designing items using its software is the problem i guess
Load More Replies... Jacob Weller 4 years ago
I’d like to work out a deal on a couple inventions. I’ll try and find a contact link. Weller.jacob7024@yahoo.com
Yugan Talovich 5 years ago
Did anybody else see those flop flips and start singing about Long John? Got a heel in front, got a heel behind, you can't quite tell, if he's a-running or a-flying. Like a turkey through the corn.
Marnee DeRider 5 years ago
SO funny. His absolute lack of expression alone makes me laugh. Love the hard hat for toes and the tiny garbage can for soda cans. The toilet paper flipper...I actually LOLed at many of these, which I rarely do when I'm alone, no matter how funny.
Janine Randall 5 years ago
Can I get the inventor to come to my house and demonstrate all of them? I'd get my pizza sliced, toes protected, Cinco de Mayo and stinky neighbors out of the way in one visit!
Chico Martins 5 years ago
So, the guy with a 3D printer strikes again... the Panda is almost in a coma.
Caroline Driver 5 years ago
What fantastically green eyes he has, wondering if they're lenses or not
Roberto Durante 5 years ago
are the peoples finding this nonsense stuff, no things better to do!!!!
Han 5 years ago
I wish I could DM the post author to ask for help redesigning an everyday thingy that we all use and would be a revolution. Seriously ...
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