truer words have never been typed.

Can you maybe stop cursing anxiety and stress on mine or something?

Idk why but the sentence "I'd rather eat a whole bus tire" is absolutely hilarious to me

You should 100% be sorry I am never going to forget this now

I always find it enjoyable when 15 people send "reply all" to tell everyone to stop sending "reply all" - and repeat.

I'm sorry I didn't give you my consent to take photos of me

Sorcery, m***********s!

Gotta sue, mate, it's the only way.

That's a nice one. I'm so~ looking forward to use this. *___*

Having a crush just in general is embarrassing and annoying. Especially when you have one on the most incredible fictional guy and every time you think about him you think about how you can never be with him and no one will measure up. Not that I know how that feels of course.

*sales person voice* ITS SO EASY! ITS JUST LIKE MAGIC! :D

People always say you should go to college after high school, but then they force you to pay completely ridiculous amounts of money to go there. Make it make sense please.

THIS. I currently work eight hours and I'm done. A coworker currently works 12 hours a day doing basically the same job as me. Guess who's performance gets recognized by management? NEITHER. Don't break your back for a job, kids.

Relatable.

The random California though.

Ok! I'll do that too!

what a coincidence i do too

You know times are bad when your deliveroo driver just sends you a picture of your food...

i think everybody is worrying north, south, east and west by now

istg theres a sponge bob meme for everything

ugh i know right

How dare you use my own spells against me

Hookup culture also helps me get out of the house and do some cardio

Usually the culture of your superior micromanaging you.

Ok but like what is that image though

this might be telling my future

shut up Don

Yes, it's the Macbeth curse

Wake up at 8:56 , start up computer, grab my sweatpants and ballcap, dash to the kitchen and turn on the prepped keurig, pull on pants and ballcap with ponytail hanging out the back, push button to start heated keurig, dash to the bathroom to pee, back to get my coffee, back to bedroom, plug in twinkle lights around headboard, jump on bed, adjust pillows and join class.