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thebourgeoisiee , Menka Opassinis Report

I used to volunteer weekly at a large zoo, and at one point, management started doing monthly dangerous animal escape drills. Someone would run around in a lion onesie and we’d have to react as if one of the large animals had escaped. It was hilarious, but one of the funniest things I was taught was that if an incident did occur, you have to tell the nearby guests to get inside only once. If, after that, they refuse to follow you indoors (the protocol was to hole up in the large activity center buildings), you’re to leave them there, go inside yourself, and lock the doors. It makes sense because people can be very stupid and you don’t want to risk everyone’s lives because of one Karen, but it amused me to no end that the protocol was to just let them get mauled.

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

Natural selection in action.

253points

amattwithnousername , Geoff Livingston Report

Bored Panda reached out to Sam Threadgill, the director of “Freedom for Animals” charity that began as the Captive Animals' Protection Society in 1957. Today, it is one of the UK’s longest-running charities working to protect animals. Through a combination of undercover investigations, research, campaigns, activism, political lobbying, and education, their work for animals focuses on issues affecting those individuals held captive in circuses, zoos, and aquariums, as well as those used in the television and film industry, live animal displays and the exotic pet trade.

It’s no secret that zoos are extremely harmful to many of the animals who are unfortunate enough to find themselves destined to a life of captivity. Sam explained that “the highly unnatural environments of zoo enclosures often cause what is known as zoochosis - a mental disorder borne from the sheer boredom, frustration and lack of opportunity to display natural, innate behaviors.”

When I worked on the grounds crew at a zoo, there was a camel who thought it was hysterical to nudge people into the electric fence. When we would trim the moat around his enclosure, he liked to reach his neck out and hook you just hard enough to stumble and get yourself shocked.

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

Sounds like this one is smart enough to keep itself entertained. I like that.

210points

We closed the baboon exhibit because a baboon had a still birth and the troupe was "grieving".

In reality they were throwing parts of the infant corpse around and there was nothing we could do about it

randomiser5000 , Maciej Report

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago

What???? OMFG!

131points

Sam also suggested taking a look at any big cat enclosure at a zoo. “You're almost guaranteed to find a trodden path around the edge of the enclosure. These are caused by the big cats pacing up and down, or circling their enclosure continuously.”

Turns out that these "obsessive behaviors are directly caused by the frustration of being confined to a cage tens of thousands of times smaller than their natural home ranges in the wild.”

The most dangerous and feared animal in case of an escape is not, as you may think, lions, tigers, or other large carnivores. It's the chimps. Those things will rip your arm off and beat you to death with the bloody end as soon as they look at you.

ShadyElmm , belgianchocolate Report

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

And we have these animals roaming around hotels without a care in the world here.

63points

There was one particularly traumatic event with the lions on a very warm and very packed spring day. The zoo was inside a large park, so various wild animals wandered through the zoo all day. One unfortunate day, a large deer fell into the lion enclosure. The adolescent male stalked it and ran it down within about 30 seconds and tore the deer to shreds. In front of dozens of horrified adults and screaming kids. I felt kind of bad that so many people saw, but like, circle of life.

ballerina22 , Neil Turner Report

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

Odd but that would be very interesting to watch.

129points

The director of “Freedom for Animals” believes that no animal deserves to be sentenced to a lifetime of captivity. “As humans, many of us are coming out of coronavirus lockdowns, but for zoo animals, the lockdown is permanent,” he added.

When asked about the most important step towards ending captivity, Sam said that it’s “an immediate end to breeding animals in zoos. The vast majority of breeding programs only serve to produce more animals who will spend their entire lives in zoos. Once breeding in zoos ends, the zoo population will slowly decrease, allowing for a phase out of this cruel and outdated industry.”

Aquarist of 10 years so I’m one of the people who reeks of fish all the time. Getting the smell of squid you’ve prepped off your hands is only possible with bleach.

Artificial insemination of large sharks (for the purposes of developing procedures for vulnerable species) is as “interesting” as you might think. One day our vet used a broken popsicle stick as a speculum on a blacktip reef shark and every female aquarist at the procedure collectively shuddered. Squishing sperm out by squeezing the claspers is.... oof.

When I started as an intern my supervisor said we are glorified janitors. People don’t realize how technical being an aquarist is because we care for the system that keeps everything running and all of the filtration. I know how to plumb, drive a forklift, and am great with all sorts of random tools. Between cleaning the filtration that collects poop and scrubbing algae out of my exhibits, I really am a fancy janitor.

The things people seem to find most interesting are 1. Fish (including large sharks) have complex behaviors and can be trained. The goldfish memory thing is a myth. 2. We can anesthetize fish (including large sharks) and keep them alive out of water. We pump water with anesthesia in it into the mouth, and it then runs out over their gills allowing them to take up oxygen and the anesthesia. You can do this while they’re up on a procedure table that looks like a human surgery table, so you can do whatever surgery or procedure is necessary. We give veterinary care to even the tiniest of fishes and invertebrates... their welfare is excellent.

The nastiest (and saddest) thing I’ve seen is necropsies on wild rehab sea turtles when they either died in the wild or we weren’t able to save them. Going through the intestinal tract to look for impactions (usually plastic like balloons) is especially gross and there’s a smell that never leaves your nose. Do everything you can to reduce your use of plastic and vote for things that will help our planet.

The tough part of the job is the interpersonal aspect. Managers used to be aquarists, and aquarists are animal people- not people people. People skills don’t come naturally and neither does managing. Coworkers can also be judgemental and toxic. Pay also sucks, and the job is completely exhausting mentally and physically. It isn’t unusual for me to walk 5 miles a day on top of diving for hours and climbing 50 flights of stairs. Then there’s the mental aspect of always worrying about your animals or if you made a mistake that could hurt your animals. It’s not a job you turn off at the end of the day.

That being said, the job is amazing. I’m a coral specialist, and caring for coral is like being an awesome underwater gardener. Getting paid to go open ocean diving, and to go to conferences in cool cities to share knowledge with others is super amazing.

woodlandfairy , Joseph Bylund Report

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Cool!!

30points

My wife was a zookeeper and I used to volunteer there a lot.

Most of zookeeping is just picking up poop and making/delivering food.

The animal that was was least scary was a cheetah. They were pretty cool ignoring everything as long as they had food. The most scary to me were the giraffes. Back then you went into the enclosure with them and they'd sometimes swing their heads around and try to hit you just to be pricks. You had to be careful.

The job would actually be fantastic if they didn't let people into the zoo

FarwellRob , Bob Adams Report

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Paul Davis 3 years ago

Have often heard that cheetahs have very dog-like personalities

28points

Stitches 3 years ago

Fun fact they actually give some cheetahs support dogs to help them come out of there shells and be less shy

35points

Al Christensen 3 years ago

"Most of zookeeping is just picking up poop and making/delivering food." Sort of like raising children.

13points

Jon S. 3 years ago

Historically, lots of rulers kept cheetahs as pets. They were chill enough not to be a constant danger and could be taught to hunt with humans.

6points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago (edited)

I went to africa and got to feed giraffes and pet them, and one unusually big giraffe was eating from my hand (the stuff they gave us to feed them, I wasn't feeding them when I wasn't supposed to) and he ate the last of it and then got mad or something and started swinging his head and tried to knock me over (edit because i forgot to add: the giraffes apparently did this so much that they had a sign put up that said something along the lines of "the giraffes are jerks, watch out for their heads")

5points

SeidWolf 3 years ago

People are always the problem

4points

Lori Jabi 3 years ago

I'm very surprised about all the "this animal is stupid, they are pricks, these animal a dumb" wtf is wrong with people?? You keep these animals in a prison where they don't belong. I would say you are the prick.

4points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Giraffes are also quietly facing extinction. Zoos need more support as arks, less as babysitting havens

17points

WildHoneyPie 3 years ago

Yeah most work would be great if it weren't for the people

3points

Mary Peace 3 years ago

Actually there are lots of jobs that would 'be fantastic if it wasn't for the people'! But it's obvious they need money to run the zoo, and not just to buy food, bedding, etc.

3points

Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

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Zara PIROTTA 3 years ago

you're lucky they didn't hit you :0 never knew giraffes could be so scary :3

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Ben Moss 3 years ago

F**k that, giraffes are the coolest creatures in the world.

1point

Eva the Egg 3 years ago

When it said "Hit you just to be pricks" I couldnt stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Lee Lee 2 years ago

So a job at a ZOO would be fantastic if there were no people..... You do know what a zoo is, right? Maybe you should be volunteering at a sanctuary.

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Andrew Douglass 3 years ago

I was once at a zoo where the giraffes were able to be jut their upper body over a very low enclosure. It was reaching for something beyond me and knocked me aside with its neck sending me sprawling 10 feet into a baby stroller. The power of that muscular neck is beyond description.

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TrashPandaSociety 3 years ago

How you say? Zoo goers? Yes. People that visit the zoo are ASSHOLES. They will tap on glass, yell and scream at animals or throw garbage at them to get their attention and let their kids run wild with no manners. I hate people sometimes.

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Debby Hartinger 3 years ago

Most jobs would be better without the people/customers. :)

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Logically Reasonable 3 years ago

Cats are always the least dangerous zoo animals.........believe it or not.

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John Otruba 3 years ago

The last line is perfect !

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Piet Puk 3 years ago

Giraffes hit you with their pricks?!

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

I don't understand why Susan's comment was down-voted. I'st all about people to have fun, do not care how much pain and suffering is there behind the cute facade, and then about profits to ZOO owners.

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Susan Green 3 years ago (edited)

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Kat 3 years ago

These are species that would have vanished totally were it not for captive populations around the world, many of which reside in zoos. Zoos have breeding programs to create a reservoir of those animals. Some species have been saved from extinction thanks to zoos.

21points

LuckyL 3 years ago (edited)

That's not true. They just let people in to make money to be able to run the zoo. They bread animals that are endangered in the wild and keep the species alive. And help to raise awareness to these animals

7points

Something 3 years ago

It's not that there would be no need for zoos, but that the spectators make it a zoo. Otherwise it would just be an animal residence.

4points

Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago

Why is he downvoted? conservation is the only goal. Gawking idiots that require animals to be on display is shameful.

2points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

You're thinking about the zoos in the 1920s.

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IHeardYouHaveCats , Nicholas Brown Report

“Reintroductions of captive animals back into the wild is extremely difficult to do,” Sam said and added that “this fact serves as an important reason why zoos shouldn't exist.” Turns out, “Many zoos argue that they hold members of species captive so that they can be 'saved from extinction' but as reintroductions back into the wild for the vast majority of species are extremely few and far between, this argument holds no weight. Indeed, only 83% of species in English zoos don't have threatened wild populations,” he explained.

What do you want to really know?

Zookeepers are overworked, underpaid, and are constantly in a battle to prove their worth to seemingly everyone. We spend day and night (and sometimes overnight) caring for our animals often regardless of our personal lives because those animals deserve the best life possible and at the end of the day the most abused thing at the zoo is the Zookeepers themselves.

I had a guest tell me one day that they thought the gorilla would be happier dead in the wild than in his habitat while also knowing absolutely nothing about what is impacting gorillas in the wild. I’ve had parents point at me cleaning a habitat and tell their children “stay in school or you’ll end up like her”. In fact I’d say a decent percentage of guests in my 10+ years were extremely surprised to hear most Zookeepers have degrees/higher education.

Zoos need our support at the end of the day as they provide education and experience that can build empathy. We have to teach people to care and it’s hard to when sometimes things aren’t affecting the immediate world around us but is instead affecting someone else’s across the globe. Why is it important to recycle your old cell phones? It will reduce the need to mine for coltan, a mineral used in cell phones that can be recaptured in the recycling process. Less coltan mining = less loss of habitat for gorillas among other animals. Do you check the labels of items you buy for sustainable Palm oil? If not, you could be helping add to the destruction of orangutan habitat. Our actions matter, our choices matter, and we have to teach that.

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pusheen buttercup 3 years ago

I hate it when people see your job and think it means you're uneducated

144points

#10

Animals sometimes kill other animals and there really isn't much that can be done about it. I remember when a groundhog made it into a chimpanzee exhibit and the baby of the group found it. She caught it and played with it for a long time. Eventually, to keep it from running away, the baby beat it to death right beside the viewing windows. She then held it like a stuffed teddy bear for another half an hour, dragging it around with her when she went to forage. Mind you, this happened right in front of a group of school children. I was in the viewing area and a teacher/chaperone insisted that I "do something". Like, what? Ma'am, that's a chimpanzee; nobody's doing anything.

The kids actually learned something on that trip to the zoo, though.

quantumofennui , Nigel Swales Report

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Roadkill The Brave 3 years ago

I love the "That's a chimpanzee; nobody's doing anything" because it's so true! You could offer me the net worth of Bill Gates and I wouldn't do it.

129points

Most importantly, the time when it was acceptable for animals to be held in captivity purely for public entertainment has long since gone. Sam called the Zoos and aquariums “relics of a different and outdated era that need to be phased out.”

#11

This isn't a zoo I worked at but did visit often. Operators couldn't figure out why the sharks in the mixed species tank kept turning up dead so they set up a couple cameras and it turned out there was a [freaking] psycho octopus just killing for fun. Hiding between rocks, waiting, and then just strangling them to death.

Dangercakes13 , Elias Levy Report

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glowworm2 3 years ago

That is one badass octopus.

5points

#12

Our lions will urinate on guests if they get too close, which is always funny to see. Not so funny to smell.

epshuche , S.Brickman Report

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

That is why a lot of large cat enclosures have large perpex panels in fence. Tigers will go for it as well. Actually so will one of my neutered male cats. It’s a kitty thing.

66points

Mission_Ad4542 , Егор Журавлёв Report

#13

If you’re a guest feeding/touching animals outside of the petting zoo or an encounter, you might just kill them.

I could rant about this forever. The number of zoo animals that die from incorrect food in their systems is staggering. The average person has no idea which animals can be killed from an apple core, a piece of bread, or a grape. Even just picking leaves and grass from outside of the enclosure. A guest has no idea what an animal’s digestive system cannot tolerate and can place a death sentence on an animal just because they wanted a special interaction.

Let’s talk about diseases! Our good pal rabies is a great one! Rabies vaccines are NOT produced specifically for every exotic animal species, so a vet will do the best they can by giving high risk animals the closest version of an appropriate rabies shot. The closest version does NOT guarantee no rabies! You tried to touch a monkey that is undoubtedly covered in saliva from grooming? Better go get your rabies shots! Not to mention the abundance of parasites and human foreign diseases that exotics can carry or we can pass on to them.

TLDR: If you feed or touch a zoo animal that you weren’t supposed to, you might kill it and should probably go to the doctor.

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Susan Green 3 years ago

This so true! It shouldn’t be allowed.

54points

Count_Joshoo , Theerawat Sangprakarn Report

#14

I spoke to a zoo keeper at the national zoon in DC. We where watching another keeper inside the cheetah enclosure and I asked him about the danger involved. He said a cheetah is harmless to an adult human because it only hunts smaller creatures. I asked which creature was the worst to go in with, expecting hippo, elephant or croc as an answer. Without hesitating he said "zebras" then leaned close and whispered "They are the biggest [jerks]. They will bite and kick for no reason." I still think it's hilarious that off all the teeth and claws out there, it's stripped donkey horses that are the worst.

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

It's that pajama thing again...

31points

#15

Some people like to bring fruit and stuff to throw into the animals cages, even though they're not suppose to. If you're around and someone throws a pineapple into the gorilla or chimpanzee dens, gtfo. They will throw that thing full blast at someone. I saw a man get hit full force right in the side of the head and he was lights out. Pineapple exploded on impact. Paramedics came and everything.

Sedintwinz , Carol Lara Report

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

I told you, asshole. I don't...like...[hurl]...pineapple.

138points

#16

Our camels will spit if you piss them off, and it's not saliva like most people think. You really, really, really, really don't want to upset our camels if you have any plans the rest of the week, please and thank you!

leepingphal , Jennifer Feuchter Report

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TheRandomBorger 3 years ago

What is it, venom?!?

9points

#17

I work three jobs to support my zookeeping habit, I've been in the game for about three and a half years now and it's a constant fight to keep my head above water. But I love it so much I don't think I can give it up.

Most of my day is spent cleaning up animal [poop]. It's not glamorous. I have sustained a concussion and herniated discs in my spine from my work. I'm constantly covered in bruises and scrapes. I have so little vacation time that I see my family about once a year. I have to buy a lot of my work supplies and gear on my own dime. My benefits are so trash that the medication I need to survive is $220 a month with their insurance.

But I really, truly, honestly believe that I am doing good and worthwhile work, and I wouldn't trade anything for that moment during a training session where you see it dawn on an animal what you're asking for. My zoo is very conservation minded and avoids charismatic megafauna so that we can support smaller, lesser known mammals that don't get the same hype. I love it and I'm not giving it up.

stealtoadboots , [MGM] Report

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Lorelei 3 years ago

Wait..smaller,lesser known animals...like the Axolotl, or the cuttlefish, or the wallaby, or the sugar gliders? WHERE IS THIS ZOO I MUST VISIT IT

6points

magneticpowder , Michael Gwyther-Jones Report

#18

I worked at a zoo in a northern country (can't say which as it'll give it away) which had a white tiger, and was quite famous for it. One day the zoo announced the tiger had died of 'natural causes'. Whilst working there a few years after he died, I was told by a keeper that there was actually a problem with the electric fencing in his enclosure that the zoo managers refused to pay to get fixed, thinking it would be fine.

He was electrocuted to death a few weeks after they found the problem.

They covered the whole thing up by saying they weren't sure how he died, but that he was old. It's still a zoo secret to this day.

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

that shows how hard it is to keep a secret. Especially one that should be revealed...

93points

#19

Those free-roaming peacocks are really stupid and sometimes go in the lions exhibit and get torn up.

MapleTopLibrary , Amit Patel Report

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago

The lions, chilling in their enclosure: "I wonder if we'll have peacock meat this evening"

121points

#20

The zebras are ruthless and will tear apart any unfortunate kangaroo that dares break into an enclosure. They love the thrill of the chase...and the subsequent kill when they get bored.

NutkaseCreate , snarglebarf Report

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago

Never knew zebras were so brutal.

121points

#21

When you're cleaning underneath the perches, parrots will wait for you to look up before [pooping]. They have good aim. That's how you get [poop] in the mouth. Don't look up.

BiteyParrots , Chintan Patel Report

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

Angry birds are a real thing!

69points

#22

Lions know fully well that they can't get through the glass. They do that just to get attention.

WF6i , Charlie Marshall Report

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago

Cats will be cats

94points

#23

The amount of injuries you can just casually pick up from animals is crazy. I've been kicked in the chest by a kangaroo, almost sexually assaulted by an emu, attacked by a wombat and a bat, bitten by a monitor lizard and a carpet python, had a rhino charge at me, and been scratched by a macaque. My old boss has this badass scar from a snow leopard attack, and this guy I work with now has his entire left forearm mangled from an orangutan attack.

adamandatium , Shannon Report

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

In my first internship i worked at an old (but good zoo) where caregivers entered most all enclosures (including wolves). The first animal that ever attacked me (and only in that zoo) was a domestic rabbit xD

59points

#24

Dead zoo animals are sometimes fed to carnivores.

KToTheA- , Keith Roper Report

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Make's sense... why would you waste good meat

223points

#25

One of our most popular exhibits was this incubator with baby chicks. We were told to tell visitors that the older baby chicks would be sent to schools as classroom pets or to the petting zoo. In reality, we did send the chicks to the zoo...as live animal feed for the snakes and other carnivores.

dyslexic_draws , Alex Starr Report

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago (edited)

I guess people don't really like to hear about the circle of live... unless in an Elton John song. But I also understand you don't want to tell that to little kids for example.

80points

#26

I worked with large tortoises. We had these five-gallon buckets for cleaning the poop out of enclosures, and other buckets for feeding them fresh grass we cut. The first day on the job, I took both buckets into the pen. ... I heard this awful, loud grunting and something breaking. One of the 300-pound males tried to bang the bucket in front of visitors and flattened it. He would even follow me around just in case I might leave more innocent buckets unattended.

DrTeethDDS , Neil Turner Report

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

I have two horsefield tortoises and I can attest that the males are randy buggers.

56points

#27

The dolphin trainers are stuck up. They are like the jocks in high school. They usually try to stay in shape because wetsuits aren’t flattering. They perform daily and people love them, so they have an ego.

LostInMyThots , Dolphin World Report

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Susan Green 3 years ago

Phttt. Big deal! They aren’t great, but the dolphins are! What bothers me though, is that dolphins, like many animals, should never be kept in captivity.

101points

#28

Fun fact bout the local zoo i learnt when i worked maintenance, there is a wolf enclosure. There is info bout the wolves, its maintained. "They are just shy/in their shelter atm" . There are no wolves, never was.

Ew_E50M , Dennis Matheson Report

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Autumn 3 years ago

Is that why I never see any wolves at the zoo?

42points

#29

Not a zookeeper, but worked at one for a long time. We had a tram tour that drove over a bridge where there were a bunch of crocodiles below. If someone were to fall out of the tram at this point, the protocol was to speed out of the area as fast as possible so the remaining visitors on the tram would not see the unfortunate person get teared to shreds by the crocs

liverstealer , Per Arne Slotte Report

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152points

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Shelp 3 years ago

Well, it was too late for them anyway, I guess...

41points

#30

Went on a behind the scenes tour of the zoo.

Saw quite a few bunnies come out during the tour (the neighboring park had a problem with people abandoning pet rabbits). It was pretty clear the dumb bunnies were getting into predator enclosures. Tour guide confirmed they were regularly getting eaten.

Tour guide also indicated other urban wildlife: raccoons, possums, squirrels, birds were regularly eaten by predators. Said that when they drained the lion enclosure moat for maintenance it was filled with the bones of small mammals.

The most amusing stories were about the orangutans who are wicked smart. Zookeeper trained them to give over items in exchange for food in case they needed to get something from them in the enclosure. But orangutans are smart, and realized if they break things up and hand it back in lots of little pieces they get more food. They disassembled a radio that accidentally got left in the enclosure and when there was an opossum in the enclosure the results were a bit more gruesome.

17top , Jannes Pockele Report

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151points

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Viviane 3 years ago

I've read of a dolphin doing the same thing when handing over litter for extra fish. Then she taught her kids to do the same. "Junior, rip that paper in four and hand over one piece at a time."

41points

DisGruntledDraftsman , Sadie Hart Report

#31

Not a zookeeper, but someone who has designed equipment and caging for zoos. I was told many horror stories how some animals would get hurt or even killed because of trying to find ways out of their caging. They can range from really stupid to incredibly brilliant.

Had to replace a giraffe indoor pen. The previous one had vertical bars, think old jail cell bars. A bull giraffe stuck his head out then turned and went back in to the side to see what's behind him. He freaked out and essentially hung himself. So we couldn't use vertical bars that they could stick their head through.

Witnessed a silverback gorilla having a bad day. He seemed tired of the crowd and put a box on his head to make the world go away. People kept watching, he kept getting annoyed and finally threw the box off, charged us and pounded on the glass. I'm well aware that glass can take several shots from a .50 cal. rifle. But the explosive bang from the gorilla hitting the glass was insane, and terrified everyone.

Ostriches run on instinct primarily. I designed a cage for the vet. to treat them. It was entirely enclosed and had multiple small doors all around the cage. The reason is the vet told me about an instance where an ostrich got its foot cut and needed stitches. They got the bird in the cage and one vet fed bird and the other stitched up the cut. No anesthesia, just a diversion. The bird just kept eating and didn't care about getting the stitches.

In a different zoo they needed to replace the caging of a very large bird of prey. I don't remember the species, but I do remember seeing what it's claws did to the aluminum tubing cage they kept it in. The aluminum was shredded, and whoever was on the other side was either going to have a bad day or get what they deserved for pissing off this bird. I of course went with stainless steel heavy gauge rod for the cage. The shop hated all the welding but in the end the cage was way nicer and stronger than the old one.

I didn't get to travel much with the installation crew but I was in the shop supervising the building of caging. There were many times I had to have things rewelded or redone because of safety and Q.C. issues. Remember when you visit a zoo, that often times your life is depending on someone that wasn't qualified, underpaid, and overworked. Whenever I visit a zoo, I look at the structure design and how it was put together. Too many times I see welds that are of poor quality and barely hold the structure in place let alone stop something big and heavy that's pissed off..

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139points

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

Holland had a famous case where a woman went to visit the gorillas daily, with lots of broad smiling to her favourite animal (showing teeth... i.e. aggression to a gorilla). In the end the gorilla called Bokito snapped, after these (to him) daily taunts and threats to his position, so he broke out and captured here and severely showed her who's dominant.

41points

#32

If any animal escapes before the zoo opens to the public, the zoo is supposed to shut down completely for the day. Often, though, smaller zoos can’t afford to lose a day open to the public, so if some specific types of animals escape (such as reptiles or small animals), they will just stay open while having keepers look for the animal. ... I remember hearing from coworkers that they listened to our boss and opened even though a small but somewhat venomous snake was on the loose.

OverdueFetus , Trevor Owens Report

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134points

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Mihai Mara 3 years ago

Note to self: never go to a zoo, small venomous snakes might have escaped.

57points

#33

Next time you go to the zoo, ask someone which animals are 'kill on sight' in an escape. The answers will surprise you. Lions and tigers are typically on the 'tranq and capture' list, but a jaguar the size of a golden retriever is 'KoS.' The zoo I was with, the two jags were the only animals on site that were on the shoot-to-kill list. Even the silverback was on the tranq-first list.

Nytherion , Eric Kilby Report

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132points

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

Because they kill first and ask questions later? Or they are least endangered? I want to know why.

40points

#34

The poor penguin keepers can never quite get rid of the miasma of dead fish that envelopes them. As for me, the stinkiest job I ever had to do was cleaning out the duck ponds. Managed to empty a whole train carriage that evening, even though I had changed and my work clothes were double-bagged.

ShadyElmm , Eugene Kim Report

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116points

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

Cleaning duck pods is indeed disgusting. I dont mind the smell while i am cleaning but you can never get rid of it.

17points

#35

Because their external genitalia look similar, many spotted hyena populations in captivity are facing extinction due to groups being made of the same sex.

JNC96 , tom-oneill Report

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107points

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Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

This is a serious problem; stop snickering! STOP LAU--- Oh, right.

23points

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#36

In high school I worked at the Jacksonville Zoo, just doing super basic stuff. We had an exhibit of river otters and one morning the staff noticed there was an extra otter. Not a baby, an extra adult otter. They looked through the security cameras and found that a wild river otter was making his way from the nearby St.Johns river and getting into the exhibit to play with the other otters. Because of the risk of disease transmission we couldn’t allow the wild otter to keep doing that so they reinforced the exhibit to keep it out. It took like 5 attempts for them to finally make a wild otter-proof exhibit. It was an ongoing problem for like a year.

chuffberry , Tony Hisgett Report

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

I know who those five are, but who's the otter one? (Sorry)

40points

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#37

My mom worked at a zoo when I was a kid and there were some things that were kept under wraps. For one, a hyena escaped once and they had to track it down. Also, a pack of dogs got into the zoo and killed most of the wallabies.

The worst story was that a group of teenagers broke in in the 80s and pulled the legs off of the flamingos. That one always really bothered me.

jlanger23 , Brenda Weegerink Report

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42points

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Autumn 3 years ago

Evil f*ckers like that have no place in the world so I hope they got punished.

64points

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#38

I volunteered at a zoo for ~4 years. The otters ate absolutely anything they could get their paws on. In an open air exhibit that included a lot of birds and squirrels. The same is true for just about any carnivore/omnivore in an open air exhibit, it's just that the otters were particularly good at it.

Final score:

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

Go Otters!

9points

#39

Monkeys will, in fact, try to have sex with a female human if there is an opportunity to. The more you know.

yoboyjhonjhon , superbatfish Report

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40points

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tiari 3 years ago

After reading about what female Orang-Urans have to endure from human men sometimes, I can only think we (as humanity) probably deserve whatever nature wants to throw at us...

19points

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#40

If you work with the animals there's a good chance you'll not be able to have any kind of social life, between the long hours/weekends and the stench.

I've been kicked out of stores after work because I apparently stunk way worse than I thought I did - even after scrubbing off!

And I'm around animals every day, but I still can't stand when otter / sealion keepers are around me in "all-hands" meetings. The rotten fish + ferrety otter smell combo is a gagger. Meanwhile, I work with apes, and they say that I smell like I haven't showed in a decade (again...even after I shower)

bindobub Report

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

A coworker and I were followed once jn a supermarket. We went to buy a few things after changing but not after shower and between the old working clothes and the stench they probably tought that we were homeless or something (and people can be d***s to them).

3points

#41

Former coworker got a job at the aquarium. He was basically the night watchman, making sure nothing exploded when the aquarium was closed. The thing is, he can't actually do anything about it.

A ray jumped out of the open touch pool, so he gently picked it up and set it back in the tank. No harm done, ray is fine. He got chewed the [hell] out for handling an animal. Policy is to call the expert handler for that department and have them come in, to avoid any liability and whatnot. By the time you get them to pick up the phone at 3 am, get up, and drive into the city it'll be like forty minutes at best. Assuming they came in at all.

So his job was really to just stand there staring as the animal suffocated.

He ended up quitting when he tried to call out sick because he had the flu so bad he literally couldn't stand up straight and part of the job was to walk the narrow hanging walkway over the largest tank in the world, which includes sharks, alone, at night... and they told him to come in anyway.

RhynoD , Jennifer Peyton Report

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38points

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tiari 3 years ago

You really need workers‘ rights...

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#42

Late to the party, but I wanted to mention all the older animals. Sometimes people don't realize there are older critters who have health issues. A lot of older fish we had were kept in the back tanks away from view because people assumed normal old fish issues were a result of poor husbandry and would get upset if they were on display. Imagine having your 17 year old incontinent dog in a zoo, people would think it looks emaciated and pathetic.

Along the same lines, zoos have improved significantly in terms of animal husbandry over the years, but a lot of older animals have been in zoos since before these changes occured. I remember working with a group of chimps and one of the old chimps would masturbate while staring at me as I cleaned the outside of the enclosure. I had to remember this guy joined the zoo at a time when they would dress chimps up in kids clothes and make them have tea parties and [stuff]. He had some mental issues that weren't his fault. Thankfully that troop has gotten better housing and care and has now started acting more normally, even reproducing with their own troop members and acting like real apes should.

fromtheoven , Keith Kissel Report

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36points

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Soulstice 3 years ago

Dang...if the zoo wanted tea parties, why didn't they use humans...?

10points

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#43

Former monkey keeper of around five years. I worked at a sanctuary for rescued animals or individuals that were not deemed valuable for breeding programmes (because of disability or overrepresented genes).

You would assume people need lots of qualifications to work with exotic animals like monkeys. This is completely untrue. The most important thing is experience, and you can get that at some really [bad] zoos.

It astonished me how little science and understanding went into the primates we cared for. Our lemurs had chronic diahorrea due to the unsuitable, high-sugar diets that they were fed. I made significant efforts to change this, but I don't think the keepers ever listened to me.

Escapes happen way more often than you think. One time our geriatric groundskeeper caught an escaped baby macaque in a net with what was a very lucky leap. Another time, visitors were fascinated to see our langurs sitting peacefully on top of one of our enclosures. They had made it out through a hole in the enclosure.

Visitors throw stones/rocks at the monkeys all the time. I would catch people once every couple of weeks.

Monkeys truly are vile. I love them but they are so gross. My favourite monkey was a rescued individual from Israel who was so prone to violent mood swings that he had to live by himself. Every morning he would wait until the keepers arrived to make his breakfast and he would sit at the wires having a wank. Often times he would try and get you to shake his hand, but usually he just ate his ejaculate.

BeetledPickroot , Mario Micklisch Report

Final score:

35points

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AppleDragon 3 years ago

Ummmm I have no words

10points

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#44

I had to draft the zoo's contingency plan for all sorts of emergencies. Flood, tornado, extreme heat, war or attacks, you name it. The plan included a prioritized list of which animals in the collection we would have to sacrifice to feed to the other animals in extreme situations. I literally created a zoo food chain. Humans were left off the list entirely.

dogsfrogsmonologues Report

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32points

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

Damn, I know a few humans that I would be happy to see on that feeding list.

30points

#45

I volunteer at an aqurium and the people always ask about whether the sharks that are in with the fish ever eat the fish officially we say, “we keep them well fed enough that they don’t”, but on more then one morning on my initial walk around I have found remains of fish that definitely weren’t feed fish. On a particularly memorable occasion I found the head of a large porgy just sitting on the bottom. A diver went in and got it before guests arrived.

_Fun_Employed_ , Charles Sporn Report

Final score:

31points

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Nevits Yibble 3 years ago

The most dangerous animals in the zoo aren't chimps. It's the sharks with lasers attached to their frickin heads

1point

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#46

Coming in a little late but I was a zookeeper for roughly 6 years. The inside scoop that most guests don't realize how little most zookeepers are paid. It's an field that quite often suffers from the same fate teaching(at least in the US) share. Lots of highly motivated, passionate people who are willing to deal with low pay in order to do what they love. I can name quite a few of my past co-workers who have left just because they simply couldn't afford to live with such a low salary.

OhThoseCabbages Report

Final score:

31points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Heartbreaking

8points

#47

The bird sanctuary has a bird hospital attached to it full of sick dying birds and smells like Satan's anus.

groverwood , Koshy Koshy Report

Final score:

30points

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AppleDragon 3 years ago

How do you know what Satan's a**s smells like

5points

#48

I work with dolphins, these creatures are sexual as [hell]. We have 2 smaller boys together and they’ve been seen stimulating each other. Our 3 female dolphins have freshwater hoses that lead into the pool to play with, they flip themselves upside down, lay on the surface, and let the water do its thing. We also have another male dolphin separate from the others that likes to show his d*ck to families, pretty funny to watch tbh. Dolphins are weird.

LeEnglishMuffin Report

Final score:

30points

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third molar 3 years ago

Some humans to tear off the skin of other animals dry them and use as a cover to their body!!

6points

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#49

If you have to choose between cleaning the poop from a flamingo enclosure or an elephant enclosure, choose the elephants. The flamingos were by far the smelliest exhibit, and elephant poop is heavy but comparatively odorless.

TheGreatSalvador Report

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30points

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Alethia Nyx 3 years ago

No surprises there. Bird s**t is pretty gross anyway, and flamingos are omnivores. Elephants are herbivores. Herbivore s**t is generally less smelly and has less dangerous bacteria than omnivore or carnivore s**t. Give me horse crap over dog crap any day.

18points

#50

So, my best friend is a zookeeper (birdkeeper?) at a zoo that has a renowned aviary. He has told me that most birds are just constantly horny and are never gentle. If you wear anything bright, they WILL try to f**k any appendage that gets near them. They're also smart enough to be vindictive about it. And not just males; he has a mortal feud with a female hornbill for similar reasons.

His stories are great.

DrCalamity Report

Final score:

29points

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AppleDragon 3 years ago

Hornbill, that sounds about right... get what i mean?

5points

#51

I volunteered at a zoo a few summers ago. I worked in the bird house. The job mostly consisted of chopping fruit, filling bowls with live meal worms, and cleaning. Oh my god so much cleaning.

Captive penguins have trouble swallowing on their own, so you have to kindof shove fish down their throat. Oh and the more social ones will hump your leg. It involves a lot of wing flapping.

Some of the cutest parrots are the most evil. There were a few nasties, likely because they pair bonded to a singular person or bird long ago and are now separated.

There's a bird at that zoo with clipped wings that occasionally sits on a perch outside, without a real cage. He's not going anywhere from there, but he sleeps in the indoor enclosure. When being trained on how to feed him, I was told not to fall for the sweet "I love you!" spiel. He goes for the eyes. I would use my hand as bait under the cage so he would move away from the door, then quickly swap out his food plate before he realized my other hand was actually in reach.

Brand new baby birds are both cute and horrifying to behold.

They had Keas, which are an incredibly smart species of large parrot. We'd give them boxes full of fruit that they would have to take apart a certain way to get in, and they loved it. I heard they've been known to occasionally ruin people's engines for fun in New Zealand, but that could be a rumor.

It was a great summer.

MountainTommis Report

Final score:

29points

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Allan Breum 3 years ago

Keas, if given the time to do so, Will disassemble anything they can get their claws on.

2points

#52

Partner was a zookeeper in Dallas. Safety protocols for when a large, dangerous animal escapes its enclosure dictate that you lock yourself in whatever room you can get to quickest and grab the nearest weapon, which, for most zookeepers, was a broom or rake for cleaning up animal poop.

musical_hog , Anthony Easton Report

Final score:

27points

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

Or a water hose. Those things do miracles.

8points

#53

I worked in two completely different departments (elephants and neonates), but the drama between keepers was insane in both. Like, attempted murder level insane.

Ginger_Spinner Report

Final score:

27points

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Roadkill The Brave 3 years ago

I'm not shocked. Animals inspire passion. Passions inspire clashes.

9points

#54

Not a keeper but worked at an AZA zoo for 6 years, and was lucky to work with life science staff often. In the case of that zoo (and it isn’t unique):

Keepers are required to have a bachelor’s degree and make poverty wages.

Treated like sh*t and paid like sh*t because there are always new, young graduates that want it as their dream job.

Pseudo-intellectualism is used to create a strict hierarchy between the majority of the keeping staff and the few in management and leadership. (How something may look for a paper or philanthropic effort takes precedent to actual animal welfare.)

There was an intense in-group culture to ingrain delusions of grandeur about sporadic, piecemeal wildlife conservation efforts being done.

The keeping staff mostly stayed sane by making truly deep relationships with the animals they care for. These animals are definitely loved and treated the best those individuals can (despite frequently terrible decisions and mandates from leadership).

Earthworm_Djinn Report

Final score:

27points

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#55

Zookeepers can only stand to hang out with zookeepers of the same kind of animal because of the smell. No matter how much you scrub or change, the smell clings. Primate keepers smell like they haven't bathed in a decade, snake keepers smell cloyingly unnerving, and sealion people make you gag from the fish smell.

themajorfall Report

Final score:

27points

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#56

I worked in the zoo's restaurant. The one thing that even low-level cashiers learned was the 'Mr. Wallaby' code. The manager on duty in each department carried a walkie-talkie, and if an animal ever escaped, the code to announce its location was 'Mr. Wallaby, please meet Mr. [Escaped Animal] at [animal's location].' I kinda hoped we'd have one with a small, harmless animal that would be easy to catch again, just to see the excitement. Making chicken salad sandwiches all day got a little monotonous.

RagingAardvark , Preston Smalley Report

Final score:

26points

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

"Mr. Wallaby, please meet Mr. Tiger at the playground"... you don't want to hear that.

39points

#57

If you have worked with them then you probably already know, but one swift kick from an ostrich can kill you. Like they will literally disembowel you. Every time I see a video of someone getting up close to one, I can’t help but cringe. One of our head keepers had actually lost part of their ear to one.

WickedPuffin Report

Final score:

26points

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Steve R 3 years ago

Johnny Cash found this out and it nearly killed him.

1point

#58

I did co-op at one for two weeks. The Sumatran tigers had a nice enclosure but the overnight enclosure was very small and depressing. I would walk around the outdoor enclosure hiding meatballs while they were in there, and I was always scared someone would forget I'm out there. There's nothing like that smell of tiger urine, as soon as I first smelled it it's like an instinct kicked in and all the hairs on my body raised as if I just knew there was something close that could kill me.

Also, so many people drop money beneath the walkways, I found a few $5.00 bills.

XiaGuang Report

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25points

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#59

Be careful walking by the open-air monkey enclosures, because poop isn't the only thing they'll fling at you. It's like that scene from Silence of the Lambs, when Clarice is going to see Hannibal Lecter...you know the scene I mean. Only much, much worse.

Funkotastic , mdemon Report

Final score:

24points

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Kira Okah 3 years ago

Given that I don't know the scene, I'm going to guess entrails and body parts, because they absolutely do hurl those at people.

6points

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#60

I'm a small animal vet now but worked in a zoo before vet school. Zoos are one of the biggest purchasers of Calvin Klein's Obsession cologne. The cologne has animal musk in it and it drives the big cats wild. We used to spray it on everything.

Final score:

24points

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

Ummmm... is that wise?

5points

#61

Not a zookeeper, but my two next door neighbors are. One of them told me all animals have to get an autopsy immediately post-mortem, and her team has the luxury of not having an external team to do so. She has to cut open the animals she so tenderly loves and cares for immediately after they die without time to grieve and see all their viscera - even if the cause of death is already known, since they want to check for any other issues such as parasites, cancer, genetic problems, etc. Worst part is she also takes care of some rather larger animals like antelopes, giraffes, and cheetahs - so you can imagine both the attachment over the years and the horrid reality of excavating every crevice of a dead giraffe.

She still loves her job very much, but struggles with this. Her partner works with primates and they have their own autopsy team so he gets to avoid carving up his babies, but she's had to learn to dissociate emotionally to get through the tougher moments.

RoseFromEmbers Report

Final score:

24points

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

Unusual one person would take care of both ungulates and cats.

3points

#62

Hippos use their tail to fling their poop everywhere.

Stay out of their splash zone.

O5CR Report

Final score:

24points

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Jon S. 3 years ago

I've seen them do this on documentaries and always wondered why. The fish around them loved it, like it was raining buffet food

5points

#63

The job is 24/7. Even where you're not working, you're still working. And it's like 90% cleaning poop, pee and food leftovers/food containers and buildings. And answering some very dumb question such as "Is the cheetah right there the youngster of a lion?". That kind of question truly make you understand how dumb people can be and how much they need to be educated about wildlife.

If you're working with small primates, you will be peed on at least once in your career; birds can show love in a quite painful way (but you still love them because they are way smarter and amazing than most people know) and you always watch you back (and never turn it to some species).

Btw, the skin between an hippopotamus' nostrils is super smooth under the hand (but yeah, don't pet them for no reason xD).

And sometimes, you will just have to stand in front of an enclosure for hours in order to monitor your animal's behavior (they like to give this job to trainees/interns).

Correct_Lie_1633 Report

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23points

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

"Is the cheetah right there the youngster of a lion?" How?!? Who would ask this?!? That's just awful....

12points

#64

The amount of dumbasses who complain to management about paying to go to the zoo then not seeing any animals is unreal! Like, what do you want us to do? Go in there with sticks and chase them out of their hidey-holes?! Sorry buddy, not going to happen.

ShadyElmm Report

Final score:

22points

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Bookworm685 3 years ago

But the best part about going to a zoo is playing "hide and seek" with the animals! Look around the enclosure, until you find them. If you can't, well then the animals win

17points

#65

Flamingos are territorial a-holes. Whenever I cleaned their enclosures I would have to go in with an umbrella to scare them away to prevent them from attacking me

Fun_Sized_Momo Report

Final score:

22points

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Debra Timah 3 years ago

sounds entertaining to watch?

1point

#66

The path to being a keeper is rough. It can literally start with working a concession stand at a zoo with a college degree making minimum wage, and the path to mobility being talking to the other keepers to the point they'll let you clean the cage of the animals they keep. Do that a few years and hope that position opens, not necessarily one that you want, but any, because getting in the door is HARD, high demand, low supply. It is a job where you really need to love the work and be OK not making much money.

Source: Friend followed this path at a zoo that is known the world over.

pdhot65ton Report

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20points

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Ozacoter 3 years ago (edited)

Not only that, most vacancies nowadays are unpaid and the ones that are paid have insane requirements. To put an example the last one I applied to was for 2days a week (you cant live with that). It required perfect english and if possible dutch, a bachellor and a master in biology or similar and min 2y experience. I had all the requirements except the dutch and was not even called for an interview "because we are looking for somebody more experienced".

9points

#67

The big cats eat horse meat and the toads get fed 'pinkies' which are baby mice right after they are born.

spartan1977 Report

Final score:

14points

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

News. Carnivores eat meat...

8points

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

One of the best BP postings for a while.

66points

Liucija Adomaite 3 years ago

Thank you! I really appreciate your feedback! :)

19points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

YAY! A BP post that isn't about horrible PEOPLE! MORE MORE MORE!

33points

Virgil Sanders 3 years ago

YES! i would love more posts like this one!

3points

the landlocked mermaid 3 years ago (edited)

My god what is with all the PETA freaks in the comments! I've worked at a zoo for five years I can educate you all you want.

9points

Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

Well, F PETA, but I would like to know what your favourite animal was, and if you have any funny stories.

1point

Happy Panda 3 years ago

Former zoo staff here. Where to start?? First, this article is entirely one-sided and misleading. The "editor" spoke only to an activist with a negative viewpoint, and did not in any way attempt to reflect the other side. Readers, look up the AZA and WAZA. These are the American and World Associations of Zoos and Aquariums. They handle the accreditation of zoos, which is very strict, thorough, and focused on safety and conservation. Second, there is a HUGE difference between an accredited zoo and a "roadside" zoo. The little rinky-d**k attractions that have cages and baby animals you hold for photos? THEY ARE NOT ZOOS. They are abominations and yes, should be shut down. Third, if you talk to any zookeeper at any accredited, reputable zoo, you will learn that they put the animals' safety and comfort above anything else, even/especially their own. This is just shoddy "reporting" meant for clicks. It's truly a disservice to BP. I'm disgusted.

4points

Pauliina Pain 3 years ago

I'm from Europe and thinking: come on. Not even all accredited zoos are perfect. Of course, they usually try to become better which is the whole point. About road side zoos and private people buying exotic or endangered animals I completely agree. Those places are absolutely horrible and how on earth is that even legal.

2points

Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

If this is "shoddy" reporting than it did not succeeded. What can we expect from AZA and WAZA? It's their business they are looking after. Tell you what, Happy Panda, why don't you see natural lands as a one big ZOO and work on the real Species Survival Plan and do so much good for the natures's "ZOO" and help the human-animal to survive as well?

0points

Cat Houston 3 years ago

There isn't a single big cat whose happiness is "put first" in any zoo on the planet. If you have no empathy, it must be hard to understand that being in a cage alone for life is not normal or humane.

-2points

Maxine Mandon-Gassman 3 years ago

Enjoyed this post so much

4points

Amanda Panda 3 years ago

Visited a Zoo in Scotland because they had recently gotten Pandas. Had to wait in line for an hour to get tickets to see the Pandas (my fave) for like 30 minutes I think. However, some kind of bull of some sort escaped while I was at the Zoo and everyone got herded into whatever the closest enclosure was. I happened to be near the Pandas. Got to hang out in there for about an hour and a half. Fun day.

3points

Christina Uhlir 3 years ago (edited)

.....and that is all what matters, fun for us people. Thanks for sharing, Amanda.

0points

Pauliina Pain 3 years ago

And zoos pay a lot of money for renting the animals because as you said people go crazy over pandas. At least the money is used on panda conservation.

-1point

Pauliina Pain 3 years ago

Big Pandas are interesting. They all come from China and the country has been giving them out as diplomatic gestures and rents them out to zoos. If I remember correctly all cubs that are born have to be returned to China. Mexico is like the only country in the world that has their own pandas, rest of the the Big pandas at zoos all over the world are owned by China.

-1point

Vi. B. 3 years ago

People, read cassiushumanmother comment rather than downvoting it, yes most zoo's do very few for conservation, animals in it are bored to crazyness, I'm a behaviourist, when you know what behaviours to look you see them, it's awful, not even talking of the inbreeding, size of enclosures etc they just breed the animals stupid people want to see, when was the last time you heard about a zoo making some rehabilitation in the wild? Yeah almost never happen. Some are providing nice living facilities and are really working with rehabilitation centers but they are a minority.

3points

the landlocked mermaid 3 years ago

Interesting. What animal behaviors do you specialize in?

2points

Patricia Rix 3 years ago

I believe that zoos are necessary, bc if people don't come into contact with wild animals this way, they will stop caring what happens to the wild ones.

2points

Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

Really? People care about what happens to wild animals? So why don't they fight for them and our planet? Why aren't they responsible and compassionate consumers? People go to ZOOs to have fun, as it was stated many times in the comments posted here. Get off the cloud nine, Patricia.

-1point

Steve 3 years ago

I think these all meant to say: "That b*tch Carol"

2points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

This was a thoroughly enjoyable and informative post— I would love to continue seeing more posts like this.

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sylvanticx 3 years ago

at my local zoo, there are a ton of chimpanzees. i mean a ton. they have a large nice enclosure with plenty of toys (i'm talking big playstructure) and a rocky cliff area with places for them to avoid the spotlight. they seem to enjoy the people tho, the little ones sometimes swing around the glass and put their hands and faces to it, and sometimes some older ones will just sit next to the glass and peoplewatch.

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

The glass and live animals. Horrible. Does it sound to you natural, sylvanticx?

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Emma London 3 years ago

Not a zookeeper, but heard from one: Sometimes people try, -and succeed-, to commit suicides in zoos, at least in Germany. Tip: Don't go to the lion gage, they'll play with you and it will take hours for you to die. It would be much better for you to be trampled by elephants.

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Viviane 3 years ago

Thanks for heads up, much appreciated. (Seriously, no worries, I'm good. I'd prefer hypothermia while surrounded by penguins. If my mind is gone, a bunch of nuns skating around me might work fine, too.)

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Joyce Blodgett 1 year ago

I cannot stand any primates, no matter how small, no matter whether they're Macaque monkeys, or Silverback gorillas, just NO! My wonderful uncle, my father's elder brother, raised Macaques, and those blasted things were allowed to go wherever they wanted, including climbing all over visitors. I was just a child, but quickly came to both hate them and fear them. As for chimpanzees---never! Especially after that 200 pound one ripped that one woman's entire face off her head, along with her hands and ears....NO, NOT NO WAY, NOT NO HOW!

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Grim 3 years ago

Stop caging animals. Let Darwin do its thing. Of course a monkey is going to throw its poop or j*****f and eat it. You'd do the same being in a fake environment for years,, same routine,, same food.. Zoo's are an abomination. It triggers the same exact thing when you see a wreck and "just have to" slow to 5 mph to get your sick pictures.

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Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago

You never know the truth about some systems. Most people think zoos are helping animals to not go extinct. But, it sounds like it isn't helping. So sad!

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Rainbow Panda 3 years ago

Oh wow. 😨

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K Witmer 3 years ago

Is this post about horrible animal abuse bc I don't want to read it if it is? I can't read the before and after adoption posts about animals either. I dwell on it and sometimes go into a depression bc I just can't get it out of my mind even if it's a happy ending.

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Kai 3 years ago

Not me but one of my BFFs worked at the local zoo with small animals. Within her first week there was a meerkat that was scheduled to be put down due to an on-going uncurable illness. They caught him in the morning, took him to their vet and he was put to sleep within the hour. However not one person keeper, nurse or vet checked it was the right meerkat. Spoiler alert, it wasn't! They'd put to sleep a perfectly healthy meerkat and even though my friend wasn't evolved in the incident at all she lost her job because of it. As it went down as a bad mark on everyone on the team and she was still in her probationary period.

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grey galah 3 years ago

Been to zoos all over the world; seen the good, the bad and the very ugly, and i have this to say: The reaction of the visitors is almost always positive. Most people get an appreciation of animals by visiting zoos and hopefully that translates or could translate to taking some kind of personal responsibility for our fellow creatures - like pushing our lazy politicians to do something or recycling or refusing plastics. Those who complain about zoos annoy me.

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

grey galah, you had seen "....the good, the bad and the very ugly....." and you still are annoyed by those who complain about zoos??? If only a few animals suffered in ZOOs it's enough reasons to be upset about their plight and complain about those who are responsible for animal suffering, be it wild animals in ZOOs, in the wild, or domesticated animals in factory farms, or any places anywhere in the world; they all are sentient beings who can feel pain and fear for their lives just like you and I and any other human, especially those who do not care about anybody or anything else but themselves. Can you understand it?

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Diane Leach 3 years ago

Fascinating and informative. Thank you.

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cassiushumanmother 3 years ago

To the people who think that zoos are great for animals, to save species (they are not conservation centers, they are entertainment parks), i have a document from their association about "species management".That's a marketing trick. Zoos kill at least 5000 animals per year just in Europe, on behalf of "species management"... (consanguinity, no place to live for the youngs when they became adults, killing the offspring to let a female nurse but you can't keep the youngs-babies=money too...). Look at this European association of zoos and aquaria document, page 261/230 Culling statement: https://www.eaza.net/assets/Uploads/Governing-documents/EAZA-Population-Management-Manual-V2.1-FINAL.pdf#%5B%7B%22num%22%3A299%2C%22gen%22%3A0%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22%7D%2C69%2C204%2C0%5D And this is a wordwide thing of course, not just European, they can perfectly neuter but they want youngs for the public and after they just kill them "to manage the population". What an ethical thing to do.

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K Witmer 3 years ago

Idk why you're being downvoted. I didn't even read this article bc I knew it was going to be too sad. I don't go to zoos or aquariums or anything like that bc I find them so very depressing. I can't see animals in captivity or read about them even if there's a happy ending. The abuse will literally put me in a depression bc I dwell on it. Some stories I've read haunt me from years and years ago. I upvoted both of your comments too.

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Intrigued Panda 3 years ago (edited)

The evidence here, combined with biology class, allows me to propose an alternative name for “Survival of the Fittest”, as many people confuse biological and physical fitness. The alternate title: Survival of the H**niest

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Mikaelson 3 years ago

best BP post

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Bonny Krahn 3 years ago

I can attest to that fact. Heard it first hand from a zoo director that animals are allowed to breed because it brings in the crowds to see the new babies. There is a network where zoos exchange and sell their overstock to other zoos however those that cannot be sold are culled. Does not matter if they are endangered or not. That is in the US. Also there are federal laws that keeping live wildlife in a business must be in combination with a program on Wildlife conservation and education. The Zoo director did come to our college and tell us all the big cats were endangered and there were more in zoos than in the wild. That more than being an entertainment for the public the zoos are protecting the animals from the public. It is their hope for survival. Just for the record this whole post is from Reddit.com. I have posted about the same thing there. I have noticed that Bored Panda must have an agreement with them as a lot of their posts are from Reddit. Cut copy paste.

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

ZOOs ".....animals are allowed to breed because it brings in the crowds to see new babies....zoos exchange and sell their overstock to other zoos however those that cannot be sold are culled. Does not matter if they are endangered or not." Sounds like fun life for animals, doesn't it? Reading this you would not know that Bonny Krahn is talking about LIVE SENTIENT BEINGS, would you. So much for caring about animals, so much for conservation.

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KK 3 years ago

To the negative comments: You never know what it is like to be in another person's shoes until you take the opportunity to do so. You never know what someone is going through unless you ask. Don't just assume. To everyone else: Indeed, this was a very educational and information-packed post.

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

....and you never know what it is like to be in animals' "shoes" and you would never take the opportunity to do so, KK. Don't just assume that animals are happy unless you see them in sanctuaries.

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Batwench Premium 3 years ago

One of the best BP postings for a while.

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Liucija Adomaite 3 years ago

Thank you! I really appreciate your feedback! :)

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

YAY! A BP post that isn't about horrible PEOPLE! MORE MORE MORE!

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Virgil Sanders 3 years ago

YES! i would love more posts like this one!

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the landlocked mermaid 3 years ago (edited)

My god what is with all the PETA freaks in the comments! I've worked at a zoo for five years I can educate you all you want.

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

Well, F PETA, but I would like to know what your favourite animal was, and if you have any funny stories.

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Happy Panda 3 years ago

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Pauliina Pain 3 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

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Cat Houston 3 years ago

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Maxine Mandon-Gassman 3 years ago

Enjoyed this post so much

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago (edited)

.....and that is all what matters, fun for us people. Thanks for sharing, Amanda.

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Pauliina Pain 3 years ago

And zoos pay a lot of money for renting the animals because as you said people go crazy over pandas. At least the money is used on panda conservation.

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Pauliina Pain 3 years ago

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the landlocked mermaid 3 years ago

Interesting. What animal behaviors do you specialize in?

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Patricia Rix 3 years ago

I believe that zoos are necessary, bc if people don't come into contact with wild animals this way, they will stop caring what happens to the wild ones.

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

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Steve 3 years ago

I think these all meant to say: "That b*tch Carol"

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

This was a thoroughly enjoyable and informative post— I would love to continue seeing more posts like this.

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sylvanticx 3 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

The glass and live animals. Horrible. Does it sound to you natural, sylvanticx?

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Emma London 3 years ago

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Viviane 3 years ago

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Joyce Blodgett 1 year ago

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Grim 3 years ago

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Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago

You never know the truth about some systems. Most people think zoos are helping animals to not go extinct. But, it sounds like it isn't helping. So sad!

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Rainbow Panda 3 years ago

Oh wow. 😨

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K Witmer 3 years ago

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Kai 3 years ago

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grey galah 3 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

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Diane Leach 3 years ago

Fascinating and informative. Thank you.

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cassiushumanmother 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

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Intrigued Panda 3 years ago (edited)

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Mikaelson 3 years ago

best BP post

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Bonny Krahn 3 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

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KK 3 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 3 years ago

....and you never know what it is like to be in animals' "shoes" and you would never take the opportunity to do so, KK. Don't just assume that animals are happy unless you see them in sanctuaries.

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