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We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions
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We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions

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Whether you are a coffee connoisseur or only a social coffee sipper, we believe we can predict your coffee order. Even though the prediction might not be true, based on your answers, that specific coffee order might be more to your liking, so you might want to give it a try. 🤓

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Hi, I’m a writer here at Bored Panda. When I’m not writing, you can find me reading books, binge-watching TV shows, making pottery and jewelry, or cooking. I love good food and good company. I also love my dog and cat who bring me so much joy every day.

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Selin Atalay

Selin Atalay

Author, BoredPanda staff

Hi, I’m a writer here at Bored Panda. When I’m not writing, you can find me reading books, binge-watching TV shows, making pottery and jewelry, or cooking. I love good food and good company. I also love my dog and cat who bring me so much joy every day.

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Auntriarch
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1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At last a quiz that gets me right. And Mr Auntriarch has just brought me my perfect coffee, bean to cup machine, Lavazza beans, plain black. Santé

Mammuttipähkinä
Community Member
1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quiz: you are a coffee that has so many things it doesnt taste coffee anymore Me: espresso. No milk no sugar. Just espresso.

Shark bait hoo haha
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whereas my coffee profile is just black coffee with the occasional cream and sugar. lmfao! Like you Mammuttipähkinä, it's the opposite with me too. IF I drink coffee, I prefer 2 sugars and 2 tablespoons of powdered creamer. I mostly drink hot tea instead and just have 2 sugars for that.

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CP
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a black coffee person but every once in a while I have cream and sugar. The problem is I am of the two extremes. If there is going to be any cream or sugar in my coffee, I want it really sweet and really creamy.

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Id row
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plain black coffee? I must be as adventurous as Captain Holt in my answers. (I make a mean mocha every morning. And it's just as good as Starbucks.) captain-ho...1414b4.jpg captain-holt-673e59f1414b4.jpg

Learner Panda
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question #2: there's no option to say I can live without dessert. At that point, I gave up.

Robert T
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely not "black coffee". Can't stand it. Has to have milk and sugar. Also I like a cappucino in the middle of the afternoon, because I'm not Italian!

Christian Golden
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual? The third question asks how you feel about adding milk and sugar to coffee. man, that's some sophisticated algorithm.

Pink kitty
Community Member
17 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I said I like milk and sugar. The final verdict was that I like black coffee 🙄

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albernistuff 4sale
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.

Tucker Cahooter
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They really could have simplified that quiz. "Question 1. What nationality are you?" -> "Australian" -> "Flat white" -> end of quiz

KatSaidWhat
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

black coffee. You don’t seem to like overcomplicating or overthinking things. You are a very straightforward person who knows exactly what you want and what to get. (You might have your coffee with milk or creamer from time to time—we all like doing it at times for a change.) Lol, they got me right but the coffee very wrong - I'm all for latte.

A girl
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black coffee. Correct. I might like cream once in a while? That's madness

Rocket Surgeon
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So 18 questions, one of which asks if I like cream and sugar in my coffee. However did it figure out I like black coffee? AI IS TAKING OVER.

LavenderHippoInAJar
Community Member
15 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that wrong? I got black coffee but honestly all I can drink is iced lattes with 2% milk... I have very peculiar tastes though :)

Parmeisan
Community Member
17 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was curious what it would say, given that I don't drink coffee (and never have; I grew up without it in the house so even the smell is disgusting to me - no judgement to anyone else). I had to take the closest lie on a bunch of questions that directly asked about my coffee habits and didn't allow a "none" (e.g. chains or indies, or the iced coffee question) and the quiz did surprisingly well. It predicted that I prefer coffee that has other things in it so you can't taste the coffee any more. I did have to laugh at this part though: "You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients." (The truth being that putting coffee flavour in anything makes me hate it.)

SheamusFanFrom1987
Community Member
18 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Figures that I'm a latte guy, I have to set my clocks early cause I know I'm always latte... XD

Gavin Johnson
Community Member
20 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Utterly and 100% incorrect. As for ‘I attempt to make proper coffee but it never turns out the same’, that’s way wide if the mark. Spent years around coffee machines, making proper coffee for hotel guests, bought a variety of machines and coffee making kit and I’m always satisfied with what I make. I’m a bit of a coffee nerd.

Jill Rhodry
Community Member
21 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee." - woop. woop. Latte or flat white

Kerry Fletcher
Community Member
22 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. Black coffee? Yuck. Creamy and maybe a pinch of sugar if I feel like c**p.

Libstak
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Latte, yes, flavoured according to season, absolutely not. I have skinny milk or almond milk, never sweeteners.

Neb
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they guessed only half right for me. Says Latte, but flavored according to season. I do not like favored coffee. No pumpkin spice or ginger cookie taste for me.

BrownEyedPanda
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I discovered the joys of espresso powder and a handheld frother, I've been making my own mochas and lattés whenever possible. I do occasionally like a regular coffee, but not without frothing together the creamer and flavoring syrups first.

ConstantlyJon
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They almost got me. I almost always get a caramel latte, nothing fancy to it. Usually iced if I want the caffeine, hot if I want it for pleasure. Quiz said latte but I switch the flavor to the season, which, meh sometimes. But it's almost always just caramel.

Sunny Day
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As always, they messed up my order. I do like lattes, but no flavoring.

FABULOUS1
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee. I do put a pump of sugar free caramel in my coffee but nothing else when I make it at home. But if I am out and about and get coffee its always a Hot Vanilla latte with an add shot. I always and only drink hot coffee, but I also usually only have coffee away from home once every couple of months. I just use my wonderful Nespresso machine.

Donkey boi
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it broke! Q: 'Are you addicted to iced coffee or do you give it a break when it’s getting cold outside?' My Answer: 'I always drink hot coffee'. Q: Do you tend to change your coffee order depending on the season? My answer: 'Not Really'. So how did I get Result: 'in fall, a pumpkin spice latte; in winter, a ginger cookie flavored one; in spring, an iced latte; and in summer, an iced latte with different flavors each week: caramel, vanilla, coconut, almond, etc.' I like black coffee. Plain, simple and strong flavoured. I will concede, I do like a peppermint mocha on a hot day.

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't drink coffee so "A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino" sounds great to me sweet tooth ^-^

Apachebathmat
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got black coffee, I actually have decaf (I’m old) evaporated milk and a sweetener, never changed for over 30 years

Sawdust
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We will guess how you like your coffee": Half dozen questions about how you like your coffee.

Spocks's Mom
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It said I like black coffee, but I take it with milk. Very close!

RM
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently mine is black coffee. Well, sometimes but also regular coffee with coconut milk if I'm at home, cappuccino if I'm buying a take out coffee, black coffee at work as I usually don't have any milk.

jasper
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee." Wrong. I like my coffee sweet, usually a latte with white chocolate, but sometimes caramel or other flavors. And I often make my own lattes at home.

Robert Benson
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since I can't drink coffee (it gives me a migraine), I was curious what the result would be .... A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino 😁 You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients. ... Not a bad result

Lorraine Woollands
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This test got me wrong, I take my coffee white, but test said I like black

Schnitzel
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got black coffee which I WILL drink. After I've chewed the rubber soles on my shoes..

Christina Dutta
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cafetière which I use to make a very strong mugful of black coffee. That's me done for the day, so your prediction was pretty good.

UncleJohn3000
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because they expect a song and dance, this is how I order my plain black coffee. "I'd like your largest container of drip black coffee, no room for cream or weird flavors, just hot black coffee. To the top. Please." I'm usually about halfway through when they laugh.

Bored Sailor
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are there fewer answers related to the question as you go through. Had to stop as the question and answer really don't match.

Traveling Lady Railfan
Community Member
1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't need to do quiz to know how I like my coffee and that's not going to change depending on my personality. Enjoy your coffee everyone, have a great day!

Floeckchen
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black, hand-filtered coffee all they way. No cream, no sugar, no americano (espresso with water) abomination. Also no cheap beans!

Auntriarch
Community Member
1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At last a quiz that gets me right. And Mr Auntriarch has just brought me my perfect coffee, bean to cup machine, Lavazza beans, plain black. Santé

Mammuttipähkinä
Community Member
1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quiz: you are a coffee that has so many things it doesnt taste coffee anymore Me: espresso. No milk no sugar. Just espresso.

Shark bait hoo haha
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whereas my coffee profile is just black coffee with the occasional cream and sugar. lmfao! Like you Mammuttipähkinä, it's the opposite with me too. IF I drink coffee, I prefer 2 sugars and 2 tablespoons of powdered creamer. I mostly drink hot tea instead and just have 2 sugars for that.

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CP
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a black coffee person but every once in a while I have cream and sugar. The problem is I am of the two extremes. If there is going to be any cream or sugar in my coffee, I want it really sweet and really creamy.

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Id row
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plain black coffee? I must be as adventurous as Captain Holt in my answers. (I make a mean mocha every morning. And it's just as good as Starbucks.) captain-ho...1414b4.jpg captain-holt-673e59f1414b4.jpg

Learner Panda
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question #2: there's no option to say I can live without dessert. At that point, I gave up.

Robert T
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely not "black coffee". Can't stand it. Has to have milk and sugar. Also I like a cappucino in the middle of the afternoon, because I'm not Italian!

Christian Golden
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual? The third question asks how you feel about adding milk and sugar to coffee. man, that's some sophisticated algorithm.

Pink kitty
Community Member
17 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I said I like milk and sugar. The final verdict was that I like black coffee 🙄

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albernistuff 4sale
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.

Tucker Cahooter
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They really could have simplified that quiz. "Question 1. What nationality are you?" -> "Australian" -> "Flat white" -> end of quiz

KatSaidWhat
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

black coffee. You don’t seem to like overcomplicating or overthinking things. You are a very straightforward person who knows exactly what you want and what to get. (You might have your coffee with milk or creamer from time to time—we all like doing it at times for a change.) Lol, they got me right but the coffee very wrong - I'm all for latte.

A girl
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black coffee. Correct. I might like cream once in a while? That's madness

Rocket Surgeon
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So 18 questions, one of which asks if I like cream and sugar in my coffee. However did it figure out I like black coffee? AI IS TAKING OVER.

LavenderHippoInAJar
Community Member
15 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that wrong? I got black coffee but honestly all I can drink is iced lattes with 2% milk... I have very peculiar tastes though :)

Parmeisan
Community Member
17 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was curious what it would say, given that I don't drink coffee (and never have; I grew up without it in the house so even the smell is disgusting to me - no judgement to anyone else). I had to take the closest lie on a bunch of questions that directly asked about my coffee habits and didn't allow a "none" (e.g. chains or indies, or the iced coffee question) and the quiz did surprisingly well. It predicted that I prefer coffee that has other things in it so you can't taste the coffee any more. I did have to laugh at this part though: "You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients." (The truth being that putting coffee flavour in anything makes me hate it.)

SheamusFanFrom1987
Community Member
18 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Figures that I'm a latte guy, I have to set my clocks early cause I know I'm always latte... XD

Gavin Johnson
Community Member
20 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Utterly and 100% incorrect. As for ‘I attempt to make proper coffee but it never turns out the same’, that’s way wide if the mark. Spent years around coffee machines, making proper coffee for hotel guests, bought a variety of machines and coffee making kit and I’m always satisfied with what I make. I’m a bit of a coffee nerd.

Jill Rhodry
Community Member
21 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee." - woop. woop. Latte or flat white

Kerry Fletcher
Community Member
22 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. Black coffee? Yuck. Creamy and maybe a pinch of sugar if I feel like c**p.

Libstak
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Latte, yes, flavoured according to season, absolutely not. I have skinny milk or almond milk, never sweeteners.

Neb
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they guessed only half right for me. Says Latte, but flavored according to season. I do not like favored coffee. No pumpkin spice or ginger cookie taste for me.

BrownEyedPanda
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I discovered the joys of espresso powder and a handheld frother, I've been making my own mochas and lattés whenever possible. I do occasionally like a regular coffee, but not without frothing together the creamer and flavoring syrups first.

ConstantlyJon
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They almost got me. I almost always get a caramel latte, nothing fancy to it. Usually iced if I want the caffeine, hot if I want it for pleasure. Quiz said latte but I switch the flavor to the season, which, meh sometimes. But it's almost always just caramel.

Sunny Day
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As always, they messed up my order. I do like lattes, but no flavoring.

FABULOUS1
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee. I do put a pump of sugar free caramel in my coffee but nothing else when I make it at home. But if I am out and about and get coffee its always a Hot Vanilla latte with an add shot. I always and only drink hot coffee, but I also usually only have coffee away from home once every couple of months. I just use my wonderful Nespresso machine.

Donkey boi
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it broke! Q: 'Are you addicted to iced coffee or do you give it a break when it’s getting cold outside?' My Answer: 'I always drink hot coffee'. Q: Do you tend to change your coffee order depending on the season? My answer: 'Not Really'. So how did I get Result: 'in fall, a pumpkin spice latte; in winter, a ginger cookie flavored one; in spring, an iced latte; and in summer, an iced latte with different flavors each week: caramel, vanilla, coconut, almond, etc.' I like black coffee. Plain, simple and strong flavoured. I will concede, I do like a peppermint mocha on a hot day.

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't drink coffee so "A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino" sounds great to me sweet tooth ^-^

Apachebathmat
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got black coffee, I actually have decaf (I’m old) evaporated milk and a sweetener, never changed for over 30 years

Sawdust
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We will guess how you like your coffee": Half dozen questions about how you like your coffee.

Spocks's Mom
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It said I like black coffee, but I take it with milk. Very close!

RM
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently mine is black coffee. Well, sometimes but also regular coffee with coconut milk if I'm at home, cappuccino if I'm buying a take out coffee, black coffee at work as I usually don't have any milk.

jasper
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee." Wrong. I like my coffee sweet, usually a latte with white chocolate, but sometimes caramel or other flavors. And I often make my own lattes at home.

Robert Benson
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since I can't drink coffee (it gives me a migraine), I was curious what the result would be .... A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino 😁 You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients. ... Not a bad result

Lorraine Woollands
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This test got me wrong, I take my coffee white, but test said I like black

Schnitzel
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got black coffee which I WILL drink. After I've chewed the rubber soles on my shoes..

Christina Dutta
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cafetière which I use to make a very strong mugful of black coffee. That's me done for the day, so your prediction was pretty good.

UncleJohn3000
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because they expect a song and dance, this is how I order my plain black coffee. "I'd like your largest container of drip black coffee, no room for cream or weird flavors, just hot black coffee. To the top. Please." I'm usually about halfway through when they laugh.

Bored Sailor
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are there fewer answers related to the question as you go through. Had to stop as the question and answer really don't match.

Traveling Lady Railfan
Community Member
1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't need to do quiz to know how I like my coffee and that's not going to change depending on my personality. Enjoy your coffee everyone, have a great day!

Floeckchen
Community Member
1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black, hand-filtered coffee all they way. No cream, no sugar, no americano (espresso with water) abomination. Also no cheap beans!

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