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Whether you are a coffee connoisseur or only a social coffee sipper, we believe we can predict your coffee order. Even though the prediction might not be true, based on your answers, that specific coffee order might be more to your liking, so you might want to give it a try. 🤓
Let’s begin! 🔮
What do you think ?
Auntriarch 1 day ago (edited)
At last a quiz that gets me right. And Mr Auntriarch has just brought me my perfect coffee, bean to cup machine, Lavazza beans, plain black. Santé
Mammuttipähkinä 1 day ago (edited)
Quiz: you are a coffee that has so many things it doesnt taste coffee anymore Me: espresso. No milk no sugar. Just espresso.
Shark bait hoo haha 1 day ago
Whereas my coffee profile is just black coffee with the occasional cream and sugar. lmfao! Like you Mammuttipähkinä, it's the opposite with me too. IF I drink coffee, I prefer 2 sugars and 2 tablespoons of powdered creamer. I mostly drink hot tea instead and just have 2 sugars for that.
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CP 1 day ago
I am a black coffee person but every once in a while I have cream and sugar. The problem is I am of the two extremes. If there is going to be any cream or sugar in my coffee, I want it really sweet and really creamy.
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Id row 20 hours ago
Plain black coffee? I must be as adventurous as Captain Holt in my answers. (I make a mean mocha every morning. And it's just as good as Starbucks.) captain-ho...1414b4.jpg 
karen snyder 22 hours ago
This quiz spit out a coffee drink that I wouldn't sit at the same table with. Could not be more wrong.
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Learner Panda 1 day ago
Question #2: there's no option to say I can live without dessert. At that point, I gave up.
Christian Golden 1 day ago
What the actual? The third question asks how you feel about adding milk and sugar to coffee. man, that's some sophisticated algorithm.
Pink kitty 12 hours ago
I said I like milk and sugar. The final verdict was that I like black coffee 🙄
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albernistuff 4sale 19 hours ago
Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.
Tucker Cahooter 1 day ago
They really could have simplified that quiz. "Question 1. What nationality are you?" -> "Australian" -> "Flat white" -> end of quiz
KatSaidWhat 1 day ago
black coffee. You don’t seem to like overcomplicating or overthinking things. You are a very straightforward person who knows exactly what you want and what to get. (You might have your coffee with milk or creamer from time to time—we all like doing it at times for a change.) Lol, they got me right but the coffee very wrong - I'm all for latte.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 day ago
Not bad, mostly plain or lattes by the season. Fairly accurate.
Rocket Surgeon 1 day ago
So 18 questions, one of which asks if I like cream and sugar in my coffee. However did it figure out I like black coffee? AI IS TAKING OVER.
LavenderHippoInAJar 10 hours ago
Not that wrong? I got black coffee but honestly all I can drink is iced lattes with 2% milk... I have very peculiar tastes though :)
Parmeisan 12 hours ago
I was curious what it would say, given that I don't drink coffee (and never have; I grew up without it in the house so even the smell is disgusting to me - no judgement to anyone else). I had to take the closest lie on a bunch of questions that directly asked about my coffee habits and didn't allow a "none" (e.g. chains or indies, or the iced coffee question) and the quiz did surprisingly well. It predicted that I prefer coffee that has other things in it so you can't taste the coffee any more. I did have to laugh at this part though: "You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients." (The truth being that putting coffee flavour in anything makes me hate it.)
SheamusFanFrom1987 13 hours ago
Figures that I'm a latte guy, I have to set my clocks early cause I know I'm always latte... XD
Gavin Johnson 15 hours ago
Utterly and 100% incorrect. As for ‘I attempt to make proper coffee but it never turns out the same’, that’s way wide if the mark. Spent years around coffee machines, making proper coffee for hotel guests, bought a variety of machines and coffee making kit and I’m always satisfied with what I make. I’m a bit of a coffee nerd.
Jill Rhodry 16 hours ago
"Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee." - woop. woop. Latte or flat white
Kerry Fletcher 17 hours ago
Nope. Black coffee? Yuck. Creamy and maybe a pinch of sugar if I feel like c**p.
BrownEyedPanda 1 day ago
Once I discovered the joys of espresso powder and a handheld frother, I've been making my own mochas and lattés whenever possible. I do occasionally like a regular coffee, but not without frothing together the creamer and flavoring syrups first.
ConstantlyJon 1 day ago
They almost got me. I almost always get a caramel latte, nothing fancy to it. Usually iced if I want the caffeine, hot if I want it for pleasure. Quiz said latte but I switch the flavor to the season, which, meh sometimes. But it's almost always just caramel.
FABULOUS1 1 day ago
Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee. I do put a pump of sugar free caramel in my coffee but nothing else when I make it at home. But if I am out and about and get coffee its always a Hot Vanilla latte with an add shot. I always and only drink hot coffee, but I also usually only have coffee away from home once every couple of months. I just use my wonderful Nespresso machine.
Donkey boi 1 day ago
I think it broke! Q: 'Are you addicted to iced coffee or do you give it a break when it’s getting cold outside?' My Answer: 'I always drink hot coffee'. Q: Do you tend to change your coffee order depending on the season? My answer: 'Not Really'. So how did I get Result: 'in fall, a pumpkin spice latte; in winter, a ginger cookie flavored one; in spring, an iced latte; and in summer, an iced latte with different flavors each week: caramel, vanilla, coconut, almond, etc.' I like black coffee. Plain, simple and strong flavoured. I will concede, I do like a peppermint mocha on a hot day.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 day ago
I don't drink coffee so "A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino" sounds great to me sweet tooth ^-^
Apachebathmat 1 day ago
I got black coffee, I actually have decaf (I’m old) evaporated milk and a sweetener, never changed for over 30 years
Robert Benson 1 day ago
Since I can't drink coffee (it gives me a migraine), I was curious what the result would be .... A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino 😁 You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients. ... Not a bad result
Lorraine Woollands 1 day ago
This test got me wrong, I take my coffee white, but test said I like black
Christina Dutta 1 day ago
I have a cafetière which I use to make a very strong mugful of black coffee. That's me done for the day, so your prediction was pretty good.
UncleJohn3000 1 day ago
Because they expect a song and dance, this is how I order my plain black coffee. "I'd like your largest container of drip black coffee, no room for cream or weird flavors, just hot black coffee. To the top. Please." I'm usually about halfway through when they laugh.
Bored Sailor 1 day ago
Why are there fewer answers related to the question as you go through. Had to stop as the question and answer really don't match.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 day ago (edited)
I don't need to do quiz to know how I like my coffee and that's not going to change depending on my personality. Enjoy your coffee everyone, have a great day!
Floeckchen 1 day ago
Black, hand-filtered coffee all they way. No cream, no sugar, no americano (espresso with water) abomination. Also no cheap beans!
Auntriarch 1 day ago (edited)
At last a quiz that gets me right. And Mr Auntriarch has just brought me my perfect coffee, bean to cup machine, Lavazza beans, plain black. Santé
Mammuttipähkinä 1 day ago (edited)
Quiz: you are a coffee that has so many things it doesnt taste coffee anymore Me: espresso. No milk no sugar. Just espresso.
Shark bait hoo haha 1 day ago
Whereas my coffee profile is just black coffee with the occasional cream and sugar. lmfao! Like you Mammuttipähkinä, it's the opposite with me too. IF I drink coffee, I prefer 2 sugars and 2 tablespoons of powdered creamer. I mostly drink hot tea instead and just have 2 sugars for that.
Load More Replies... CP 1 day ago
I am a black coffee person but every once in a while I have cream and sugar. The problem is I am of the two extremes. If there is going to be any cream or sugar in my coffee, I want it really sweet and really creamy.
Load More Replies... Id row 20 hours ago
Plain black coffee? I must be as adventurous as Captain Holt in my answers. (I make a mean mocha every morning. And it's just as good as Starbucks.) captain-ho...1414b4.jpg
karen snyder 22 hours ago
This quiz spit out a coffee drink that I wouldn't sit at the same table with. Could not be more wrong.
Load More Replies... Learner Panda 1 day ago
Question #2: there's no option to say I can live without dessert. At that point, I gave up.
Christian Golden 1 day ago
What the actual? The third question asks how you feel about adding milk and sugar to coffee. man, that's some sophisticated algorithm.
Pink kitty 12 hours ago
I said I like milk and sugar. The final verdict was that I like black coffee 🙄
Load More Replies... albernistuff 4sale 19 hours ago
Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.
Tucker Cahooter 1 day ago
They really could have simplified that quiz. "Question 1. What nationality are you?" -> "Australian" -> "Flat white" -> end of quiz
KatSaidWhat 1 day ago
black coffee. You don’t seem to like overcomplicating or overthinking things. You are a very straightforward person who knows exactly what you want and what to get. (You might have your coffee with milk or creamer from time to time—we all like doing it at times for a change.) Lol, they got me right but the coffee very wrong - I'm all for latte.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 day ago
Not bad, mostly plain or lattes by the season. Fairly accurate.
Rocket Surgeon 1 day ago
So 18 questions, one of which asks if I like cream and sugar in my coffee. However did it figure out I like black coffee? AI IS TAKING OVER.
LavenderHippoInAJar 10 hours ago
Not that wrong? I got black coffee but honestly all I can drink is iced lattes with 2% milk... I have very peculiar tastes though :)
Parmeisan 12 hours ago
I was curious what it would say, given that I don't drink coffee (and never have; I grew up without it in the house so even the smell is disgusting to me - no judgement to anyone else). I had to take the closest lie on a bunch of questions that directly asked about my coffee habits and didn't allow a "none" (e.g. chains or indies, or the iced coffee question) and the quiz did surprisingly well. It predicted that I prefer coffee that has other things in it so you can't taste the coffee any more. I did have to laugh at this part though: "You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients." (The truth being that putting coffee flavour in anything makes me hate it.)
SheamusFanFrom1987 13 hours ago
Figures that I'm a latte guy, I have to set my clocks early cause I know I'm always latte... XD
Gavin Johnson 15 hours ago
Utterly and 100% incorrect. As for ‘I attempt to make proper coffee but it never turns out the same’, that’s way wide if the mark. Spent years around coffee machines, making proper coffee for hotel guests, bought a variety of machines and coffee making kit and I’m always satisfied with what I make. I’m a bit of a coffee nerd.
Jill Rhodry 16 hours ago
"Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee." - woop. woop. Latte or flat white
Kerry Fletcher 17 hours ago
Nope. Black coffee? Yuck. Creamy and maybe a pinch of sugar if I feel like c**p.
BrownEyedPanda 1 day ago
Once I discovered the joys of espresso powder and a handheld frother, I've been making my own mochas and lattés whenever possible. I do occasionally like a regular coffee, but not without frothing together the creamer and flavoring syrups first.
ConstantlyJon 1 day ago
They almost got me. I almost always get a caramel latte, nothing fancy to it. Usually iced if I want the caffeine, hot if I want it for pleasure. Quiz said latte but I switch the flavor to the season, which, meh sometimes. But it's almost always just caramel.
FABULOUS1 1 day ago
Simple yet arguably the best option: black coffee. I do put a pump of sugar free caramel in my coffee but nothing else when I make it at home. But if I am out and about and get coffee its always a Hot Vanilla latte with an add shot. I always and only drink hot coffee, but I also usually only have coffee away from home once every couple of months. I just use my wonderful Nespresso machine.
Donkey boi 1 day ago
I think it broke! Q: 'Are you addicted to iced coffee or do you give it a break when it’s getting cold outside?' My Answer: 'I always drink hot coffee'. Q: Do you tend to change your coffee order depending on the season? My answer: 'Not Really'. So how did I get Result: 'in fall, a pumpkin spice latte; in winter, a ginger cookie flavored one; in spring, an iced latte; and in summer, an iced latte with different flavors each week: caramel, vanilla, coconut, almond, etc.' I like black coffee. Plain, simple and strong flavoured. I will concede, I do like a peppermint mocha on a hot day.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 day ago
I don't drink coffee so "A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino" sounds great to me sweet tooth ^-^
Apachebathmat 1 day ago
I got black coffee, I actually have decaf (I’m old) evaporated milk and a sweetener, never changed for over 30 years
Robert Benson 1 day ago
Since I can't drink coffee (it gives me a migraine), I was curious what the result would be .... A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino 😁 You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients. ... Not a bad result
Lorraine Woollands 1 day ago
This test got me wrong, I take my coffee white, but test said I like black
Christina Dutta 1 day ago
I have a cafetière which I use to make a very strong mugful of black coffee. That's me done for the day, so your prediction was pretty good.
UncleJohn3000 1 day ago
Because they expect a song and dance, this is how I order my plain black coffee. "I'd like your largest container of drip black coffee, no room for cream or weird flavors, just hot black coffee. To the top. Please." I'm usually about halfway through when they laugh.
Bored Sailor 1 day ago
Why are there fewer answers related to the question as you go through. Had to stop as the question and answer really don't match.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 day ago (edited)
I don't need to do quiz to know how I like my coffee and that's not going to change depending on my personality. Enjoy your coffee everyone, have a great day!
Floeckchen 1 day ago
Black, hand-filtered coffee all they way. No cream, no sugar, no americano (espresso with water) abomination. Also no cheap beans!
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