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There are dozens and dozens of books on 'what to expect when you're expecting' that prepare mothers-to-be on the ins and outs of being pregnant, but instead of laying it out in a book, Bored Panda put together this hilarious series of comics.

Some of these illustrations highlight the more well-known struggles of being pregnant, such as the wild mood swings that make you cry at the silliest things - but are you prepared for the crazy costs of maternity clothes? Not to mention being prepared for how other people will treat you seeing your growing belly - yes they will ask to touch it. Scroll down below to check out these hilarious pregnancy comics and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Overlay You Will Have The Craziest Cravings

Dr. Jolene Brighten, a naturopathic doctor and author of the book Healing Your Body Naturally After Childbirth, explained that women’s hormones shift during pregnancy. The result, she said, “Sometimes we can see lower dopamine levels, which will cause you to crave everything.”

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Nikki D
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually doesn't sound so bad... I get weird cravings after midnight and I'm not even pregnant!

meow point1
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason, I often get specific cravings (although not for something weird) when I wake up in the middle of the night. Usually it's for dessert or a slushie.

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Charlotte
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me it was radishes. I ate a whole bunch of them every day, to the point where I panicked when I saw my pee was red/pink-ish and I thought something was wrong. I still love radishes, but not nearly as much as I did when I was preggo!

lolliegag69
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOVED chocolate malts and became lactose intolerant after my first pregnancy. I can remember vomiting after having a malt and most of my lunch came out of my nose, except for the spiral noodle that became stuck inside of said nose. It was awful. To this day I hold my nose while puking, ugh, blech, eeeewww

Tessa McCollough
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crock pot meat balls/lil smokies with grape jelly.. has no one heard of this

BusLady
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first pregnancy I craved milk and salt. The 2nd one I craved bananas and sugar. I would buy sugar cubes by the box and pop them all day. So weird what you remember.

Monika Soffronow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's face it: a "naturopathic doctor" is not an MD.

Jack Lambrecht
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a guy and I get midnight cravings all the time. If I don’t eat I don’t sleep

Kira Leseman
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister in law craved velveeta cheese by the block she would peel the foil down and bite into it like it was a candy bar.

Vic
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine told me one of his other friends wife had a craving for mud, MUD!! We both didn't tell this to our wives, coz both of our wives were expecting, and we didn't want to give them any ideas.. 😄😄

Kira Leseman
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s pica. I wonder what vitamins she needed for her to crave that.

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Tessa McCollough
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lil smokies and grape jelly in the crock pot... not a weird combo

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    #2

    Overlay You'll Realize How Many Things You Took For Granted

    In a study by the Department of Anesthesiology, Yale University School of Medicine, 950 pregnant women were surveyed about lower back pain during pregnancy, how it impacts day-to-day life and how their healthcare provider managed the pain. According the Sleep Foundation, the study showed that 645 respondents reported back pain during their pregnancy and a majority claimed that it caused sleep disturbances.

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    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never had this struggle : I just used my knees to get near the floor, and my thighs to get back up... As if I had to lift something heavy and being careful not to break my back, you know ?

    Amanda Ammermann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking the artist just meant its more difficult than if you are not pregnant. It took a lot of effort for me to crouch down because I was HUGE.

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom said she practiced so hard to grab things with her toes after facing this almost similar problem while pregnant with her first

    Ashley Maurer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is accurate. Although, you still are gonna have to pick up those keys, the moment before you do, is the real struggle. The knowing and anticipation of weighing out home vs discomfort that could have been avoided if those damn keys hadn't fell.

    Martha Meyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Claimed“ sounds like passive-aggressive way to imply they were lying. Weird choice of words.

    Alessio Angiolillo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly how i feel when coming home drunk from a night out and dropping the key too

    Mike Kanert
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh... we've been doing an entire comic on this for months. ;) https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/unremarkable-us/list?title_no=309608

    R.s. Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silicone kitchen tongs. Useful for getting stuff off high shelves as well.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same problem like a guy with beer belly

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man who's reading this because I'm having trouble sleeping due to lower back issues. Maybe I'm pregnant?

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    #3

    Overlay Pregnancy Clothes Will Become Luxury Items

    The maternity wear market is a $2 billion industry, cites Vox, with Destination Maternity constituting 18.7% of the industry’s revenue. Fortune estimates that pregnant women, on average, spend almost $500 per pregnancy on maternity clothes. That breaks down to between $50 and $60 spent per month of pregnancy.

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought tops for breastfeeding, that fit me before and after birth.

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed : I wore two oversized yogapants(I already had) from a sportsbrand, and bought only two cheap tanktops; for the rest, hubby is a bit oversized (ahem !) and I took his poloshirts : perfect !

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pregnancy shop it's a scam

    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best buys were maternity denim pinafore and jeans with stretch material tummy panel wore them for all my 4 pregnancies and leggings and oversized t shirts ,

    Mommyofboth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had been able to do this. I had to buy actual maternity clothes because of my job. I tried to buy things that I would also wear after like dresses.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's no different than women paying more for every single thing we're sold than men. Shaving cream, razors, jeans, etc.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know the rubber band on the pants button trick. Lol

    Markéta Podlešáková
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that will not save you forever. For me just up to fifth month and I wasn't really that big momma....

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    Lucy Bell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't that the truth! Maternity wear prices are such a ripoff.

    Annette V
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First pregnancy I bought some new maternity clothes. It was mostly on sale and was still more expensive than regular stuff. Second pregnancy I decided to buy gently used maternity clothes on Facebook and craigslist and received free clothes through my local Buy Nothing group on Facebook. I have literally spent less 10% of what i did the first time and got 4 times as many clothing items.

    Jessica
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish! It's hit or miss but at least it's cheap

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    #4

    Overlay Every Smell Will Make You Nauseous

    Hormones are once again to blame when it comes to a heightened sense of smell - estrogen in particular. Studies have shown that heightened levels of this hormone can even affect the olfactory senses of non-pregnant women. Scientists aren’t really sure how and if estrogen creates any actual changes in the nose or the brain that would result in the increased sense of smell in pregnant women, but it is clear there is some connection. 

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    Charlotte
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember thinking about the most random disgusting stuff. Like the grease that was probably built up behind my stove. Or how people I talked to must have nasty flakes on their scalp. I tried thinking of puppies and kittens but my brain was like: nope, let's think some more about toe fungus! And then indeed BLUUURRRHHH!

    Aria Whitaker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Even when I smell things NOW (three years later) that used to make me nauseous whilst pregnant, I will get the slightest bit of that "ick" feeling. Its almost like muscle memory...hormones are powerful things!

    Crochet lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was pregnant with my twins I was much more nauseous and sensitive to just about everything than I was with my first born. It became an issue when my husband had his morning coffee, the smell was so awful to me. But didn't have much of that the first time around. It also came back when the twins grew bigger and would be moving around a lot, some days it felt like I was in a cruise ship! Pretty cool seeing their elbows and knees poking out though. Lol.

    Gracie Mae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't drink coffee before my 1st, but did after (nothing like needing caffeine with a newborn...). knew i was pregnant with my last 2 when the smell of coffee made me nauseous. cravings are unreal (is it possible to 'crave' music? country, to be specific!). ah, good times...

    lolliegag69
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First few months I was like this! Especially bacon!

    Carol Anne Benoit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never threw up during my pregnancy. The only thing that made me nauseous with my sense of smell was the snus my ex used. If snus could kill, I would have killed him.

    Tessa McCollough
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldnt stand the way my hubby's friend smelled.. i spent the entire visit in bed with my head under the blanket.. he didnt live close so it wasnt often he came over

    Sarah Brinsfield
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get sick over crazy stuff like the new car smell and leather seats in my brand new car. Everyday, after work, I would have to open all the doors and windows and let the car air out while I heaved in the parking lot. After a month or two of that, every time my boss's boss was around, I would throw up! She ate very ethnic food and I swear I could smell the molecules of spices on her, like she was a big BBQ wing, even first thing in the morning. That first pregnancy was pretty torturous for me but totally worth it!

    Laura Doherty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my friend could smell onions through 3 closed doors and 2 floors up. It was like a horrible superpower because onions made her throw up immediately.

    L McN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, in some cases it follows after pregnancy. Sometimes that "switch" that turns on a craving or makes something revolting never gets switched back. My wife loved onions, now hates them. Loved dairy, now is lactose intolerant. Yet hated spices, loved hot wings while pregnant (like, the hotter the better type of hot) and now hates it again. Not to mention the effect on the personal life with your spouse...permanent changes in likes there as well.....

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    #5

    Overlay Fit Moms Will Annoy The Hell Out Of You

    Health expert Jennifer Wider, M.D., told SELF. “These pictures online can be misleading because pregnancy is so individual, and what appropriate weight gain looks like varies from woman to woman,” adding, "Trying to stay ‘thin’ can be dangerous to both the emotional and physical health of the mom and the physical health of the baby.”

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    misteriosa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This annoys me way too much. Of course, one shouldn't let herself go and be the other extreme, but come on...

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve known thin, but not fit, women who didn’t show very much at all when they were pregnant. It had nothing to do with how much they ate, because they ate a lot. It had to do with how they carried which, in their cases, happened to be tilted toward their backs, rather than the more common front. That meant they also had a lot of back aches in the later months. However, they all had healthy, normal weight babies, so it just goes to show that everyone’s “normal” pregnancy is different.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you train yourself to death just for having a flat tummy when pregnante you're a r****d

    OdangaUsagi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can boost yourself up without putting other women down

    lolliegag69
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids have a half sister who normally is a double zero in real life, I know gag. You couldn't even tell she was pregnant. I'm dying for an eye roll button. On a sadder note she did eventually get diagnosed with celiacs disease so there's that=(

    #6

    Overlay You Will Reach Peak Sensitivity

    One of the many hormonal side-effects is crying over the most random things. According to Lucy Puryear, M.D., psychiatrist and author of Understanding Your Moods When You're Expecting, this is a staple of the first trimester in particular. "Estrogen and progesterone are skyrocketing at the beginning of your pregnancy," she explained to Parents magazine, "The changes have big effects on your mood. You can be tearful one minute and happy the next."

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, and I'm not pregnant. Don't kill flowers :(!!

    Ana B.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, killing flowers is just about as bad as eating salad. There's no real difference. They're both grown by humans to be chopped down.

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    #7

    Overlay You Will Have Only One Pair Of Shoes That Will Fit

    Live Science says that researchers measured the arch height and foot length of 49 women during their pregnancy and five months after they had given birth. On average, the women's arch height decreased, and in turn, their foot length increased between 2 and 10 millimeters (about 0.1 to 0.4 inches) — during this period.

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    Connie Bonneville
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you live in Canada & give birth in any month but July

    Ms Phit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my son in Late July in Arizona... oh and our house had no air conditioning at the time...that not-so-fresh feeling

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    #8

    Overlay There Will Be Only One Thing On Your Mind

    Ottawa OB/GYN Doug Black told Today's Parent that many pregnant women will experience an increased libido, especially late in the first trimester and beyond, when hormones are high. Also, he says that blood flow to the sexual organs, breasts and vulva is increased, heightening sexual pleasure. 

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    amanda sikorski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I diidnt get like this infact mine is the complete opposite.

    Nathalie Fiset
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my 25 years of practice delivering over 3700 babies, I should warn people that not everyone experiences an increased libido. Roughly, 1/3 have an increased libido, 1/3 stay about the same, and 1/3 have a decreased libido. The important thing is to keep the communication alive. Nathalie Fiset, M.D., C.H. http://www.hypno-beginning.com/products.htm

    L McN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh...I wish....no, not that I had that effect, but I wish I had that BACK. My wife lost it each time she got pregnant, the last kid it never came back..... Not that things never happen, but there is no drive to anymore. Maybe it is the kids themselves...hmmm

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one, someone could explain me?

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In simple terms? Pregnant woman can be very VERY horny.

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    Bobby's Girl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know a single female who felt like that. We were all exhausted from working full time jobs + commuting + housework + maybe mothering other kids. Sure, we couldn't wait to get into bed -- for sleep, not sex.

    Rider
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    6 years ago

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    I wish someone had told my wife that. She didn't want to be touched at all :(

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    #9

    Overlay Exhaustion Will Be Too Goddamn High

    Fatigue during pregnancy is most common during the first trimester. It tends to go away during the second trimester, but will usually return in the third trimester. According to the American Association, this fatigue is caused by hormonal changes. Your body is producing more blood to carry nutrients to your growing baby.

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    Anton Montaut
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's like this already and not even pregnant

    TerrySane
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushing teeth made me sick during pregnancy. Bleh.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the second trimester was the worst. Do I not remember properly?

    Novi Sohn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That with the 1st pregnancy. With second baby came, it's just impossible to have nap here and there

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    #10

    Overlay You Will Get "Pregnancy" Brains

    Ever heard of pregnancy brain? This occurs in the early stages of pregnancy and is the result of sky-high levels of progesterone or the "calming hormone." Dr. Puryear told the outlet, "When I was pregnant with Parker, I once put my older son Peter's Legos in the refrigerator, and then I tried to serve him a cup of keys to drink!" says Caroline, a mom of two who lives in Oklahoma City.

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nit as extreme like this but during pregnancy and during breastfeeding women tend to be extremely forgetfull. As I was very forgetfull before being pregnant, I feel like I have dementia now (3 pregnancies and two breastfeeding kids later).

    Nathalie Fiset
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a family doctor who delivered over 3700 babies, I so often had patients showing up on the wrong day or the wrong week for that matter. I always kept extra urine cups for all those who forgot. The funniest pregnancy brain one of my patients told me is that she did her laundry but realized afterwards that she had forgotten to put in the clothes. She basically washed water! Nathalie Fiset, M.D., C.H. www.hypno-baby.com/how-to-beat-the-pregnancy-fog/

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    Overlay You Will Want To Pee More Than Ever Before

    One of the uncomfortable signs of pregnancy is always having to pee. Hormonal changes increase urine production, combined with an expanding uterus that presses on the bladder. In the second trimester, the uterus continues to expand and will rise higher in the abdomen, away from the bladder so frequent urination will subside. Inconvenient pee breaks return in the third trimester when the baby drops lower in the pelvis in preparation for delivery, 

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always! Every 5 minutes. And it will always feel like your bladder wants to burst, even if you just were in the bathroom like 2 minutes ago

    Annabell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And than you pee two drops or something

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sweet understanding husband.

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have an overactive bladder and I haven't even had kids. I guess when I do get pregnant I'll have to wear diapers to prevent leakage :-\

    Fiona Chin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol when I was pregnant, we went to Disneyland... while I couldn't sit on many attractions, Glad to say I've had a tour of every bathroom at disneyland..they were conveniently placed exactly when I needed them.. every 5 minutes away

    amanda sikorski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night I had to get up every 15 min to pee. During the day its not as bad I swear.

    Bored Moogle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even pregnant and this is how I feel almost all the time.

    L McN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this EVERY pregnancy?

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually found out you can manually move the baby, I got just that desperate, her favorite spot was my bladder

    #12

    Overlay Perception About Your Body Will Change Dramatically

    A study on women’s experiences of their pregnancy and postpartum body image concluded that: "Women’s perception of their pregnancy body image is varied and depends on the strategies they use to protect against social constructions of female beauty. Women have unrealistic expectations for their postpartum body, highlighting this as an area where women need better support."

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    Crochet lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always felt more beautiful pregnant but I also find pregnant women in general to have an aura about them. I think they tend to look radiant.

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already feel that way and I'm not pregnant

    #13

    Overlay Everybody Will Start To Think You're Fragile

    Between the hormones, growing belly and aches, and pains, it might be tempting for others to try and jump to the rescue of pregnant women. A study by Cardiff University found there was a common sentiment among many expectant and new moms – "that once they decide to have a child, their lives are no longer free and private."

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    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "You shouldn't do that... you're pregnant!" It makes me want to respond rudely. "Wow, thanks! I, being the pregnant one, had done no research on what I should and shouldn't do. Thank you, random stranger, for informing me. My midwife said I'm okay to do this, but you clearly know better."

    Hinchess
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    6 years ago

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    I know...I just hate it when people try to be nice. Always good to have a rude reply ready for them! 🙄

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    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be honest, I probably pulled the pregnancy card way more than necessary. Actually, no probably, I abused that sucker:/

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His back will get tired of that pretty quickly.

    Markéta Podlešáková
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish :-/ for me I had to beg my man to help. He thinks of me as strong and independent woman which I am but I would appreciate to be taken care of as well....

    #14

    Overlay Many People Will Have A Piece Of Advice For You

    When it comes to parenting there is no one-size-fits-all approach, but that won't stop unsolicited advice. "There are so many people who want to direct you on how to be a good mom," Debbie Thompson, pediatric nurse practitioner and a neonatal specialist at Children's Medical Center, Dallas told WebMD. "Much of the advice is helpful," she says. "But a parent must remember that each child is unique."

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    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking is pretty much the only thing I can do to move my body anymore, so...

    Martata
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse when your baby comes out. Everyone is an expert and you know nothing although you know your baby better than everyone else and you spend 24/7 with him or her. Not good enough comments rain down on mothers. It's good practice for you patience for when the baby comes.. Or not, because it still pisses you off.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was preggo with my first son, I yawned really big. Some lady came racing across the cafe to chastise me for lifting my arms above my head because it would cause the umbilical cord to wrap around the baby's neck. What... the actual... f**k?

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also want to share. How difficult their pregnancy was or horrible the labor. One of my co-workers, when she found out I was pregnant, she had had 12 hrs of labor and 20 stitches. By the time I went on maternity leave, her labor had extended to 76 hrs, and she had "torn hole to hole". She always told this with a big smile on her face. I enjoyed telling her about my 4 hr labor and 10 stitches

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. I knew a woman who claimed she was in labor for 3 days.

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    Overlay You Will Get Battlemarks

    A stretch mark is a type of scar that develops when our skin stretches or shrinks quickly - like during pregnancy. The abrupt change causes the collagen and elastin, which support our skin, to rupture. As the skin heals, stretch marks may appear.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true story: when I was a kid I thought all babies are born Alien-style after seeing that mark on my mom's belly. I was scared of the process of birth for a long time after that.

    Twenty øne doggos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a c-section, so for a while I thought that all babies were cut out of their mother's stomachs.

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    Cinzabeary
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a line going down my stomach like that even before I was pregnant. What actually shocked me more was when I took a hand mirror to the underside of my pregnant stomach and saw all the blue/purple stretch marks. I was smooth and markless on top, though.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get rid of that mirror.

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    Pillow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had that. Been pregnant twice.

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they hurt? They sure look painful!

    misteriosa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is linea negra, happens to some women, doesn't hurt and disappears after a while.

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    Martata
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol six months after and still have it

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    #16

    Overlay You Will Get Scared

    More than 1 in 10 pregnant women experience anxiety at some point during pregnancy. Hormonal changes during pregnancy may affect the chemicals in your brain, which can result in anxiety. Pregnancy is a time of tremendous change so these feelings are normal. 

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and nobody tell about the pooping too

    Cinzabeary
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    6 years ago

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    That's why nurses tell you not to eat. They prevent you from eating in the hospital and say you can only have sugarless jello. No matter how long your labour is. And they don't care that you or your baby starves.

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    Crochet lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was told at 8 weeks I was pregnant with twins I was thrilled to find out so early because I needed all that extra time to adjust to the idea. I would just burst into tears randomly and say "but I don't want a litter of pups, I just want 1". Lol. It really did take awhile to wrap my head around it. Seemed overwhelming, especially with a 2 year old too.

    #17

    Overlay Many People Will Think You're On Vacation

    new study from UNICEF measured the “family friendliness” of countries around the globe across four different categories. These included paid leave available to mothers, paid leave reserved for fathers, childcare enrollment for kids under 3 years old, and childcare enrollment between age 3 and school age. UNICEF measured 41 high- and middle-income countries on these indicators and the U.S came in last against 40 other developed countries.

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    Biljana Malesevic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pregnant women usually work until labor, so this would be very stupid of Jessica.

    Julia Weichsler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on where you live and when maternity leave starts.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind cannot understand why the Americans put up with it. The money is there, the resources are there, the knowledge is there - but Bigbucks does not want to risk a single cent.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don’t really have any other options. Half the country is batshit and votes against our own interests. And they keep breeding, and the schools keep getting worse and people keep getting dumber. What can we do to not put up with this?

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    Missy Barton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend went into labor at work. And then they penalized her for leaving early.

    Martata
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for when the baby is born lol from the moment you're pregnant until your son is a teenager or older everyone will criticise every decision you make and they'll say you don't do much, you're just sitting at home lol you clearly don't have children. Specially the first child is more work than you'll ever have at work.

    #18

    Overlay You''ll Get More Attention Than You Ever Wanted

    Humans are hardwired to touch as a form of communication. Psychologist Matthew Hertenstein conducted a study in 2009 in which he asked participants to communicate an emotion just using touch and found that 78% of people were able to accurately determine “anger, fear, disgust, love, gratitude, sympathy, happiness, and sadness.” So while there is a magnetic urge to reach towards a pregnant belly it doesn't make it any less comforfortable or awkward. 

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    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard this before and I still cannot believe that random people actually come up and try to touch your belly. Does this really happen?

    Han
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! It drove me nuts as I'm also an introvert. And they all said "It's definitely a boy as your tummy points up". Had a girl, she lay on her back with hands behind her head and feet under my ribcage. Saw that on an ultrasound. But yeah ... DON'T TOUCH RANDOM BELLIES PLEASE IT'S WEIRD!

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never experienced it but apparently its true. And it gets worse when baby is born. Babys are like magnates! I had my baby girl in a wrap the other day. Some stranger woman asked me about it so I showed her babys head (which was under the wrap). The women did nit even ask. She just touched babys head! This is maddening because I see people asking permission to touch someones dog, but never a baby. Just why?

    Kimberley Thom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming because babies don't bite? When petted that is.

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    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to start showing and my plan is to reach out and grope their belly right back. Gets the point across, no words necessary :)

    Crochet lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, especially with twins! I had a man do it at the OBGYN office. He looked horrified by how big my belly was and asked if his wife was going to get that big, of course I said no unless you're expecting twins. But, I actually felt sorry for him as he accosted me. Before I knew it he had his hand on my belly and said can I feel? Yikes, NO YOU CANNOT, but you already have so you win, I guess.

    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you allowed to growl in this case? lol What a weird situation.

    Gracie Mae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was my biggest personal issue--DON'T TOUCH THE BELLY. i swear, it actually made my insides knot up. and yes, complete strangers will just randomly reach out & touch you. personal space, manners (didn't your parents teach you any better?!?!) & don't mess with my food (try to sneak one fry off my plate? i don't f'n think so...)--get a clue, people! wow, 30+ yrs later and i'm still traumatized! but i feel better getting it off my chest, lol, carry on!

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be a rude pregnant lady then. If a stranger tries to touch my belly I will actually say something to the lines of "could you please not touch me!? I don't even know you."

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be this polite; if they touch you, touch them too : grab their tit and if they're shocked, say "Oh sorry, I thought it was "let's touch stranger's bodies in an inappropriate way"-day ! " ... ;-p

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    Bukky Olaneye
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stranger touching a pregnant woman will not be welcomed with negative reaction in my country,so it does not happen here

    Bigm Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated it. I remember a stranger at the checkout at the supermarket asked if she could touch my belly. She was most upset when I said “no thanks!”. She then said, “Oh but I love pregnant bellies” , as though this made it my problem she was attracted to me. I guess I was lucky she asked. This was 20 years ago but I remember.

    R.s. Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would never, in a million years, occur to me to touch someone I didn't even know. For that matter, I wouldn't touch the pregnant belly of someone I do know. Who does this?!

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    #19

    Overlay Real Pregnancy Will Be Nothing Like In The Books

    There has been a boom in the 'what to expect' genre for expectant mothers but as Jacqueline Rose writes in Mothers: “A recent study suggests that the mothers who read the most manuals on mothering report the highest level of depressive symptoms (it is not clear whether the depression is the consequence of reading so many manuals or the reason they are reading them in the first place).”

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    Sadia Timmermans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely underestimated being pregnant. The fysical change, the mental change, the restrictions, the confusion, everything.

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read the "Scary Mommy" site for years before even being pregnant. It helped me a lot to expect everything and anything, and, most of all, prepared me for the fact that you'll never be fully prepared, so, I have absolutely no illusion about the way things are going to happen : I know one thing : I don't know anything, and that's ok ! :-p

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    Annabell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second pic is me right now, two more endless weeks to go 😩

    Bumblebee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck! Sending positive vibes, though it may not help you, I hope everything will go as smoothly as possible!

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    Aria Whitaker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the depression comes from reading them, then not measuring up. They give many "milestones" to watch for, developmental goals and "tips" for pregnancy and new mothering. If your pregnancy is wildly different, their "tips" arent working or the baby isnt meeting the milestones as the books say they should...here comes depression and feelings of inadequacy. I dont think it is that a deluge of depressed women are reading expectant mother manuals....

    EHops
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE that book! Website and app are awesome too

    #20

    Overlay Your Inner Glow Will Start To Shine Through

    The pregnancy glow is one of the skin changes that is caused by the changes and increase of hormones during pregnancy, according to the American Pregnancy Association. These hormones cause your glands to produce more oil, which makes your face more shiny - or "glowing."

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    Mommyofboth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the oil seeping out of your pores.

    amanda sikorski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tell me I'm glowing I tell them im just hot cause my face is just dry and red and flakey!

    Jasmine Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine cause it's greasy and the sun hits it. Haha

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    #21

    Overlay You Will Have Problems With Mobility

    During pregnancy, your body makes the hormone relaxin, which is believed to help prepare the pubic area and the cervix for the birth. Relaxin loosens the ligaments in your body, making you less stable and more at risk for injury. It's easy to overstretch or strain yourself, especially the joints in your pelvis, lower back, and knees.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, time to ask the Scandinavians: https://www.besafe.com/product-int/besafe-pregnant-belt/

    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have one of those. But they havent been proven to work and may even be dangerous. Besafes commercial was stopped here. https://reklamombudsmannen.org/uttalande/besafe-gravidbalte

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst was the hips slipping out of joint if I lay on my side without a pillow between my knees.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse when you come back to your car and somebody parked ridiculously close to your car.