There are dozens and dozens of books on 'what to expect when you're expecting' that prepare mothers-to-be on the ins and outs of being pregnant, but instead of laying it out in a book, Bored Panda put together this hilarious series of comics.
Some of these illustrations highlight the more well-known struggles of being pregnant, such as the wild mood swings that make you cry at the silliest things - but are you prepared for the crazy costs of maternity clothes? Not to mention being prepared for how other people will treat you seeing your growing belly - yes they will ask to touch it. Scroll down below to check out these hilarious pregnancy comics and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Dr. Jolene Brighten, a naturopathic doctor and author of the book Healing Your Body Naturally After Childbirth, explained that women’s hormones shift during pregnancy. The result, she said, “Sometimes we can see lower dopamine levels, which will cause you to crave everything.”
This actually doesn't sound so bad... I get weird cravings after midnight and I'm not even pregnant!
For some reason, I often get specific cravings (although not for something weird) when I wake up in the middle of the night. Usually it's for dessert or a slushie.
Load More Replies...I LOVED chocolate malts and became lactose intolerant after my first pregnancy. I can remember vomiting after having a malt and most of my lunch came out of my nose, except for the spiral noodle that became stuck inside of said nose. It was awful. To this day I hold my nose while puking, ugh, blech, eeeewww
Crock pot meat balls/lil smokies with grape jelly.. has no one heard of this
I’m a guy and I get midnight cravings all the time. If I don’t eat I don’t sleep
My sister in law craved velveeta cheese by the block she would peel the foil down and bite into it like it was a candy bar.
A friend of mine told me one of his other friends wife had a craving for mud, MUD!! We both didn't tell this to our wives, coz both of our wives were expecting, and we didn't want to give them any ideas.. 😄😄
That’s pica. I wonder what vitamins she needed for her to crave that.
Load More Replies...Lil smokies and grape jelly in the crock pot... not a weird combo
In a study by the Department of Anesthesiology, Yale University School of Medicine, 950 pregnant women were surveyed about lower back pain during pregnancy, how it impacts day-to-day life and how their healthcare provider managed the pain. According the Sleep Foundation, the study showed that 645 respondents reported back pain during their pregnancy and a majority claimed that it caused sleep disturbances.
I never had this struggle : I just used my knees to get near the floor, and my thighs to get back up... As if I had to lift something heavy and being careful not to break my back, you know ?
I am thinking the artist just meant its more difficult than if you are not pregnant. It took a lot of effort for me to crouch down because I was HUGE.
Load More Replies...This is accurate. Although, you still are gonna have to pick up those keys, the moment before you do, is the real struggle. The knowing and anticipation of weighing out home vs discomfort that could have been avoided if those damn keys hadn't fell.
“Claimed“ sounds like passive-aggressive way to imply they were lying. Weird choice of words.
exactly how i feel when coming home drunk from a night out and dropping the key too
Heh... we've been doing an entire comic on this for months. ;) https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/unremarkable-us/list?title_no=309608
Silicone kitchen tongs. Useful for getting stuff off high shelves as well.
The maternity wear market is a $2 billion industry, cites Vox, with Destination Maternity constituting 18.7% of the industry’s revenue. Fortune estimates that pregnant women, on average, spend almost $500 per pregnancy on maternity clothes. That breaks down to between $50 and $60 spent per month of pregnancy.
Agreed : I wore two oversized yogapants(I already had) from a sportsbrand, and bought only two cheap tanktops; for the rest, hubby is a bit oversized (ahem !) and I took his poloshirts : perfect !
I wish I had been able to do this. I had to buy actual maternity clothes because of my job. I tried to buy things that I would also wear after like dresses.
It's no different than women paying more for every single thing we're sold than men. Shaving cream, razors, jeans, etc.
But that will not save you forever. For me just up to fifth month and I wasn't really that big momma....
Load More Replies...First pregnancy I bought some new maternity clothes. It was mostly on sale and was still more expensive than regular stuff. Second pregnancy I decided to buy gently used maternity clothes on Facebook and craigslist and received free clothes through my local Buy Nothing group on Facebook. I have literally spent less 10% of what i did the first time and got 4 times as many clothing items.
Hormones are once again to blame when it comes to a heightened sense of smell - estrogen in particular. Studies have shown that heightened levels of this hormone can even affect the olfactory senses of non-pregnant women. Scientists aren’t really sure how and if estrogen creates any actual changes in the nose or the brain that would result in the increased sense of smell in pregnant women, but it is clear there is some connection.
I remember thinking about the most random disgusting stuff. Like the grease that was probably built up behind my stove. Or how people I talked to must have nasty flakes on their scalp. I tried thinking of puppies and kittens but my brain was like: nope, let's think some more about toe fungus! And then indeed BLUUURRRHHH!
YES! Even when I smell things NOW (three years later) that used to make me nauseous whilst pregnant, I will get the slightest bit of that "ick" feeling. Its almost like muscle memory...hormones are powerful things!
When I was pregnant with my twins I was much more nauseous and sensitive to just about everything than I was with my first born. It became an issue when my husband had his morning coffee, the smell was so awful to me. But didn't have much of that the first time around. It also came back when the twins grew bigger and would be moving around a lot, some days it felt like I was in a cruise ship! Pretty cool seeing their elbows and knees poking out though. Lol.
didn't drink coffee before my 1st, but did after (nothing like needing caffeine with a newborn...). knew i was pregnant with my last 2 when the smell of coffee made me nauseous. cravings are unreal (is it possible to 'crave' music? country, to be specific!). ah, good times...
Never threw up during my pregnancy. The only thing that made me nauseous with my sense of smell was the snus my ex used. If snus could kill, I would have killed him.
I couldnt stand the way my hubby's friend smelled.. i spent the entire visit in bed with my head under the blanket.. he didnt live close so it wasnt often he came over
I would get sick over crazy stuff like the new car smell and leather seats in my brand new car. Everyday, after work, I would have to open all the doors and windows and let the car air out while I heaved in the parking lot. After a month or two of that, every time my boss's boss was around, I would throw up! She ate very ethnic food and I swear I could smell the molecules of spices on her, like she was a big BBQ wing, even first thing in the morning. That first pregnancy was pretty torturous for me but totally worth it!
I remember my friend could smell onions through 3 closed doors and 2 floors up. It was like a horrible superpower because onions made her throw up immediately.
And, in some cases it follows after pregnancy. Sometimes that "switch" that turns on a craving or makes something revolting never gets switched back. My wife loved onions, now hates them. Loved dairy, now is lactose intolerant. Yet hated spices, loved hot wings while pregnant (like, the hotter the better type of hot) and now hates it again. Not to mention the effect on the personal life with your spouse...permanent changes in likes there as well.....
Health expert Jennifer Wider, M.D., told SELF. “These pictures online can be misleading because pregnancy is so individual, and what appropriate weight gain looks like varies from woman to woman,” adding, "Trying to stay ‘thin’ can be dangerous to both the emotional and physical health of the mom and the physical health of the baby.”
This annoys me way too much. Of course, one shouldn't let herself go and be the other extreme, but come on...
I’ve known thin, but not fit, women who didn’t show very much at all when they were pregnant. It had nothing to do with how much they ate, because they ate a lot. It had to do with how they carried which, in their cases, happened to be tilted toward their backs, rather than the more common front. That meant they also had a lot of back aches in the later months. However, they all had healthy, normal weight babies, so it just goes to show that everyone’s “normal” pregnancy is different.
My kids have a half sister who normally is a double zero in real life, I know gag. You couldn't even tell she was pregnant. I'm dying for an eye roll button. On a sadder note she did eventually get diagnosed with celiacs disease so there's that=(
One of the many hormonal side-effects is crying over the most random things. According to Lucy Puryear, M.D., psychiatrist and author of Understanding Your Moods When You're Expecting, this is a staple of the first trimester in particular. "Estrogen and progesterone are skyrocketing at the beginning of your pregnancy," she explained to Parents magazine, "The changes have big effects on your mood. You can be tearful one minute and happy the next."
Live Science says that researchers measured the arch height and foot length of 49 women during their pregnancy and five months after they had given birth. On average, the women's arch height decreased, and in turn, their foot length increased between 2 and 10 millimeters (about 0.1 to 0.4 inches) — during this period.
I had my son in Late July in Arizona... oh and our house had no air conditioning at the time...that not-so-fresh feeling
Load More Replies...Ottawa OB/GYN Doug Black told Today's Parent that many pregnant women will experience an increased libido, especially late in the first trimester and beyond, when hormones are high. Also, he says that blood flow to the sexual organs, breasts and vulva is increased, heightening sexual pleasure.
In my 25 years of practice delivering over 3700 babies, I should warn people that not everyone experiences an increased libido. Roughly, 1/3 have an increased libido, 1/3 stay about the same, and 1/3 have a decreased libido. The important thing is to keep the communication alive. Nathalie Fiset, M.D., C.H. http://www.hypno-beginning.com/products.htm
Eh...I wish....no, not that I had that effect, but I wish I had that BACK. My wife lost it each time she got pregnant, the last kid it never came back..... Not that things never happen, but there is no drive to anymore. Maybe it is the kids themselves...hmmm
In simple terms? Pregnant woman can be very VERY horny.
Load More Replies...I don't know a single female who felt like that. We were all exhausted from working full time jobs + commuting + housework + maybe mothering other kids. Sure, we couldn't wait to get into bed -- for sleep, not sex.
Fatigue during pregnancy is most common during the first trimester. It tends to go away during the second trimester, but will usually return in the third trimester. According to the American Association, this fatigue is caused by hormonal changes. Your body is producing more blood to carry nutrients to your growing baby.
Ever heard of pregnancy brain? This occurs in the early stages of pregnancy and is the result of sky-high levels of progesterone or the "calming hormone." Dr. Puryear told the outlet, "When I was pregnant with Parker, I once put my older son Peter's Legos in the refrigerator, and then I tried to serve him a cup of keys to drink!" says Caroline, a mom of two who lives in Oklahoma City.
As a family doctor who delivered over 3700 babies, I so often had patients showing up on the wrong day or the wrong week for that matter. I always kept extra urine cups for all those who forgot. The funniest pregnancy brain one of my patients told me is that she did her laundry but realized afterwards that she had forgotten to put in the clothes. She basically washed water! Nathalie Fiset, M.D., C.H. www.hypno-baby.com/how-to-beat-the-pregnancy-fog/
One of the uncomfortable signs of pregnancy is always having to pee. Hormonal changes increase urine production, combined with an expanding uterus that presses on the bladder. In the second trimester, the uterus continues to expand and will rise higher in the abdomen, away from the bladder so frequent urination will subside. Inconvenient pee breaks return in the third trimester when the baby drops lower in the pelvis in preparation for delivery,
Always! Every 5 minutes. And it will always feel like your bladder wants to burst, even if you just were in the bathroom like 2 minutes ago
I already have an overactive bladder and I haven't even had kids. I guess when I do get pregnant I'll have to wear diapers to prevent leakage :-\
lol when I was pregnant, we went to Disneyland... while I couldn't sit on many attractions, Glad to say I've had a tour of every bathroom at disneyland..they were conveniently placed exactly when I needed them.. every 5 minutes away
Last night I had to get up every 15 min to pee. During the day its not as bad I swear.
I actually found out you can manually move the baby, I got just that desperate, her favorite spot was my bladder
A study on women’s experiences of their pregnancy and postpartum body image concluded that: "Women’s perception of their pregnancy body image is varied and depends on the strategies they use to protect against social constructions of female beauty. Women have unrealistic expectations for their postpartum body, highlighting this as an area where women need better support."
I always felt more beautiful pregnant but I also find pregnant women in general to have an aura about them. I think they tend to look radiant.
Between the hormones, growing belly and aches, and pains, it might be tempting for others to try and jump to the rescue of pregnant women. A study by Cardiff University found there was a common sentiment among many expectant and new moms – "that once they decide to have a child, their lives are no longer free and private."
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "You shouldn't do that... you're pregnant!" It makes me want to respond rudely. "Wow, thanks! I, being the pregnant one, had done no research on what I should and shouldn't do. Thank you, random stranger, for informing me. My midwife said I'm okay to do this, but you clearly know better."
I'll be honest, I probably pulled the pregnancy card way more than necessary. Actually, no probably, I abused that sucker:/
I wish :-/ for me I had to beg my man to help. He thinks of me as strong and independent woman which I am but I would appreciate to be taken care of as well....
When it comes to parenting there is no one-size-fits-all approach, but that won't stop unsolicited advice. "There are so many people who want to direct you on how to be a good mom," Debbie Thompson, pediatric nurse practitioner and a neonatal specialist at Children's Medical Center, Dallas told WebMD. "Much of the advice is helpful," she says. "But a parent must remember that each child is unique."
Walking is pretty much the only thing I can do to move my body anymore, so...
It's worse when your baby comes out. Everyone is an expert and you know nothing although you know your baby better than everyone else and you spend 24/7 with him or her. Not good enough comments rain down on mothers. It's good practice for you patience for when the baby comes.. Or not, because it still pisses you off.
When I was preggo with my first son, I yawned really big. Some lady came racing across the cafe to chastise me for lifting my arms above my head because it would cause the umbilical cord to wrap around the baby's neck. What... the actual... f**k?
They also want to share. How difficult their pregnancy was or horrible the labor. One of my co-workers, when she found out I was pregnant, she had had 12 hrs of labor and 20 stitches. By the time I went on maternity leave, her labor had extended to 76 hrs, and she had "torn hole to hole". She always told this with a big smile on her face. I enjoyed telling her about my 4 hr labor and 10 stitches
Ha ha. I knew a woman who claimed she was in labor for 3 days.
Load More Replies...A stretch mark is a type of scar that develops when our skin stretches or shrinks quickly - like during pregnancy. The abrupt change causes the collagen and elastin, which support our skin, to rupture. As the skin heals, stretch marks may appear.
true story: when I was a kid I thought all babies are born Alien-style after seeing that mark on my mom's belly. I was scared of the process of birth for a long time after that.
I was a c-section, so for a while I thought that all babies were cut out of their mother's stomachs.
Load More Replies...I had a line going down my stomach like that even before I was pregnant. What actually shocked me more was when I took a hand mirror to the underside of my pregnant stomach and saw all the blue/purple stretch marks. I was smooth and markless on top, though.
That is linea negra, happens to some women, doesn't hurt and disappears after a while.
Load More Replies...More than 1 in 10 pregnant women experience anxiety at some point during pregnancy. Hormonal changes during pregnancy may affect the chemicals in your brain, which can result in anxiety. Pregnancy is a time of tremendous change so these feelings are normal.
When I was told at 8 weeks I was pregnant with twins I was thrilled to find out so early because I needed all that extra time to adjust to the idea. I would just burst into tears randomly and say "but I don't want a litter of pups, I just want 1". Lol. It really did take awhile to wrap my head around it. Seemed overwhelming, especially with a 2 year old too.
A new study from UNICEF measured the “family friendliness” of countries around the globe across four different categories. These included paid leave available to mothers, paid leave reserved for fathers, childcare enrollment for kids under 3 years old, and childcare enrollment between age 3 and school age. UNICEF measured 41 high- and middle-income countries on these indicators and the U.S came in last against 40 other developed countries.
Pregnant women usually work until labor, so this would be very stupid of Jessica.
Depends on where you live and when maternity leave starts.
Load More Replies...My mind cannot understand why the Americans put up with it. The money is there, the resources are there, the knowledge is there - but Bigbucks does not want to risk a single cent.
We don’t really have any other options. Half the country is batshit and votes against our own interests. And they keep breeding, and the schools keep getting worse and people keep getting dumber. What can we do to not put up with this?
Load More Replies...My friend went into labor at work. And then they penalized her for leaving early.
Same for when the baby is born lol from the moment you're pregnant until your son is a teenager or older everyone will criticise every decision you make and they'll say you don't do much, you're just sitting at home lol you clearly don't have children. Specially the first child is more work than you'll ever have at work.
Humans are hardwired to touch as a form of communication. Psychologist Matthew Hertenstein conducted a study in 2009 in which he asked participants to communicate an emotion just using touch and found that 78% of people were able to accurately determine “anger, fear, disgust, love, gratitude, sympathy, happiness, and sadness.” So while there is a magnetic urge to reach towards a pregnant belly it doesn't make it any less comforfortable or awkward.
I have heard this before and I still cannot believe that random people actually come up and try to touch your belly. Does this really happen?
Yes! It drove me nuts as I'm also an introvert. And they all said "It's definitely a boy as your tummy points up". Had a girl, she lay on her back with hands behind her head and feet under my ribcage. Saw that on an ultrasound. But yeah ... DON'T TOUCH RANDOM BELLIES PLEASE IT'S WEIRD!
Load More Replies...I never experienced it but apparently its true. And it gets worse when baby is born. Babys are like magnates! I had my baby girl in a wrap the other day. Some stranger woman asked me about it so I showed her babys head (which was under the wrap). The women did nit even ask. She just touched babys head! This is maddening because I see people asking permission to touch someones dog, but never a baby. Just why?
I'm assuming because babies don't bite? When petted that is.
Load More Replies...I'm about to start showing and my plan is to reach out and grope their belly right back. Gets the point across, no words necessary :)
Yep, especially with twins! I had a man do it at the OBGYN office. He looked horrified by how big my belly was and asked if his wife was going to get that big, of course I said no unless you're expecting twins. But, I actually felt sorry for him as he accosted me. Before I knew it he had his hand on my belly and said can I feel? Yikes, NO YOU CANNOT, but you already have so you win, I guess.
this was my biggest personal issue--DON'T TOUCH THE BELLY. i swear, it actually made my insides knot up. and yes, complete strangers will just randomly reach out & touch you. personal space, manners (didn't your parents teach you any better?!?!) & don't mess with my food (try to sneak one fry off my plate? i don't f'n think so...)--get a clue, people! wow, 30+ yrs later and i'm still traumatized! but i feel better getting it off my chest, lol, carry on!
I will be a rude pregnant lady then. If a stranger tries to touch my belly I will actually say something to the lines of "could you please not touch me!? I don't even know you."
You don't have to be this polite; if they touch you, touch them too : grab their tit and if they're shocked, say "Oh sorry, I thought it was "let's touch stranger's bodies in an inappropriate way"-day ! " ... ;-p
Load More Replies...A stranger touching a pregnant woman will not be welcomed with negative reaction in my country,so it does not happen here
I hated it. I remember a stranger at the checkout at the supermarket asked if she could touch my belly. She was most upset when I said “no thanks!”. She then said, “Oh but I love pregnant bellies” , as though this made it my problem she was attracted to me. I guess I was lucky she asked. This was 20 years ago but I remember.
It would never, in a million years, occur to me to touch someone I didn't even know. For that matter, I wouldn't touch the pregnant belly of someone I do know. Who does this?!
There has been a boom in the 'what to expect' genre for expectant mothers but as Jacqueline Rose writes in Mothers: “A recent study suggests that the mothers who read the most manuals on mothering report the highest level of depressive symptoms (it is not clear whether the depression is the consequence of reading so many manuals or the reason they are reading them in the first place).”
I completely underestimated being pregnant. The fysical change, the mental change, the restrictions, the confusion, everything.
I've read the "Scary Mommy" site for years before even being pregnant. It helped me a lot to expect everything and anything, and, most of all, prepared me for the fact that you'll never be fully prepared, so, I have absolutely no illusion about the way things are going to happen : I know one thing : I don't know anything, and that's ok ! :-p
Load More Replies...Good luck! Sending positive vibes, though it may not help you, I hope everything will go as smoothly as possible!
Load More Replies...I think the depression comes from reading them, then not measuring up. They give many "milestones" to watch for, developmental goals and "tips" for pregnancy and new mothering. If your pregnancy is wildly different, their "tips" arent working or the baby isnt meeting the milestones as the books say they should...here comes depression and feelings of inadequacy. I dont think it is that a deluge of depressed women are reading expectant mother manuals....
The pregnancy glow is one of the skin changes that is caused by the changes and increase of hormones during pregnancy, according to the American Pregnancy Association. These hormones cause your glands to produce more oil, which makes your face more shiny - or "glowing."
People tell me I'm glowing I tell them im just hot cause my face is just dry and red and flakey!
Mine cause it's greasy and the sun hits it. Haha
Load More Replies...During pregnancy, your body makes the hormone relaxin, which is believed to help prepare the pubic area and the cervix for the birth. Relaxin loosens the ligaments in your body, making you less stable and more at risk for injury. It's easy to overstretch or strain yourself, especially the joints in your pelvis, lower back, and knees.
Again, time to ask the Scandinavians: https://www.besafe.com/product-int/besafe-pregnant-belt/
I used to have one of those. But they havent been proven to work and may even be dangerous. Besafes commercial was stopped here. https://reklamombudsmannen.org/uttalande/besafe-gravidbalte
Load More Replies...The worst was the hips slipping out of joint if I lay on my side without a pillow between my knees.
I loved these! My mom has told me all about every single thing, especially the ridiculous sex drive. She says pregnant sex is the best sex! My mom tends to overshare, lol.
This makes me so happy I chose never to have children. Your body and brain literally become a slave to pregnancy and childbirth hormones. Yikes!
It is a fascinating adventure that only begins with the pregnancy, but yes, you will never be quite the same again. To have or not to have children is a personal decision and with the overpopulation we are experiencing, it is probably wiser anyway to be more restrictive.
Load More Replies...What I was never told was all the dead skin that would accumulate on you right after birth and the hair you shed. Perhaps it's because I have ichthyosis vulgaris. But the dead skin was brown. It was easy to scrub off, but gross.
I highly recommend Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy for anyone who wants to laugh their way through good common sense pregnancy tips XD
#22: Those birthing videos LIE!!! The woman in the birthing video we watched had the mildest contractions. She simply rocked away the pain in her rocking chair and every 5 minutes or so made a very mild mmmm sound. And she pushed for all of like 2 or 3 minutes and the baby popped out. Meanwhile, my contractions started at every 60 seconds and stayed that way the entire 12 hours of labor. And I had back labor. It felt like my spine was being hit with a sledge hammer every 60 second. And I pushed for 6 hours!
I loved these! My mom has told me all about every single thing, especially the ridiculous sex drive. She says pregnant sex is the best sex! My mom tends to overshare, lol.
This makes me so happy I chose never to have children. Your body and brain literally become a slave to pregnancy and childbirth hormones. Yikes!
It is a fascinating adventure that only begins with the pregnancy, but yes, you will never be quite the same again. To have or not to have children is a personal decision and with the overpopulation we are experiencing, it is probably wiser anyway to be more restrictive.
Load More Replies...What I was never told was all the dead skin that would accumulate on you right after birth and the hair you shed. Perhaps it's because I have ichthyosis vulgaris. But the dead skin was brown. It was easy to scrub off, but gross.
I highly recommend Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy for anyone who wants to laugh their way through good common sense pregnancy tips XD
#22: Those birthing videos LIE!!! The woman in the birthing video we watched had the mildest contractions. She simply rocked away the pain in her rocking chair and every 5 minutes or so made a very mild mmmm sound. And she pushed for all of like 2 or 3 minutes and the baby popped out. Meanwhile, my contractions started at every 60 seconds and stayed that way the entire 12 hours of labor. And I had back labor. It felt like my spine was being hit with a sledge hammer every 60 second. And I pushed for 6 hours!
