I think I’m going to tick ‘no’ but it’s a close one...

Weeeeelll, you can in fact be in a situation where the answer is yes. There have been cases where people have revived after being declared clinically dead. Your chances are better to choke to death on a jelly donut on a full moon and a Tuesday on a balmy summer night than for you to revive once clinically dead.

Well, to be fair, we're all half dead during the pandemic.

please click yes I really want to know what happens

I guess 5 mins counts? O.o

I wonder what happens if you click ''yes''

These are checkpoint questions, to see if you are still paying attention during tests/screenings.

Where do you bury the survivors?

Yup, I am a ghost. You didn't know that?

Yes, I'm a close friend of Jesus.

Are you a zombie? Do you prefer free range brains?

These are put in surveys to check that you're not a bot and are paying attention.

Well, I mean, you could die in a car accident, and the paramedics/medics could do CPR...

I wonder what happens if you pick yes...

cats be like: so actully this one time i ran to get this mouse in my owners vent i got the mouse then i jumped and died but hey i still have 8 lives left... this took foever to write so... yea

Gotta love these awesome forms at the doctors office! 😂

It’s practically asking “are you dead yet?”

Obviously ghost participation is encouraged

Manged?!

I would like a button that says "I don't know"

Not yet.

Gee that is a tough one. I do not think so....

Sometimes a person will die, then be resuscitated.

and they sure 'manged' this!

Lazarus is my name!

No, not that I'm aware of.

#ZombieModeOn

Answering from the Great Beyond.

Fantastic ED staffing.

yes

What if you drowned but were revived?

Some people could answer yes to this though, if they were clinically dead for a few moments but then revived.

Is this a ghost school?

1) Yes. 2) No. 3) BRAAAAINS!!

I-

Lol

Murder victims seldom talk to police

Wait....am I still here?