There's irony at its best.

LOL

Deceptive advertising, Gary looks the same in both pictures.

Landlord special

Hey dad! I finally found the missing piece!

"STEP ASIDE DAVINCI!" - Icecreamsandwich

👅

At this point, I'll allow bots to take over willingly.

OK.

Masks do not prevent brainworms.

Creepy.

I was thinking about starting a kennel for abused animals. Don't have time to abuse your pets? Send them here, we'll do it for you!

At this point, the doors are redundant.

Dude what did you eat last night?

crab walk

Thirstiest.

Make up your mind.

Yes, they do, they will wreck your stuff. You have been warned.

integrate recklessly

I mean if they weren't you won't need it

It should be like this. More chocolate

My lawyers strongly advise me to not say what it looks like

That's fake, mooses aren't blue!

the longer you look the worse it gets

LOL what?

And this kids, it why you don't dui

Generic comment

BOOM baby

Hard to swallow pill

Knew the French was lying!!

No. It’s a sponge.

add a couple of 90's and a straight and there you have it; problem solved.

A dummy. Just like most Tweeters.

keep out and stay out!!...........................please

This one has been posted so many times. It was done on purpose, as a humorous way of showing Why you need to plan and design.

Definitely a keeper.