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110 Yo Mama Jokes To Leave Your Friend Speechless

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If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!

While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.

Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.

Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!

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#1

"Yo mama joke on a red background: 'Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.'" Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

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#2

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.

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#3

Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

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#4

Text image with "Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet" joke. Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

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#5

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

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#6

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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#7

"Joke text on red background: 'Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.'" Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

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When you hear a sentence starting with “yo mama…”, you might feel that a situation is about to turn from bad to worse. However, if you are a connoisseur of the ‘Your Dear Maman’ joke, you might have an inkling that a very well-thought-out and creative insult is about to see the light of day. In an even better case, you might hear a yo-mama joke so good that it’ll knock you out of your socks, blow your hair out, and leave you browless for the rest of your life.

#8

Pink background with a Yo Mama joke: "Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: 'To be continued.'" Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

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#9

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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#10

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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#11

"Humorous yo mama joke on a red background, featuring a playful insult about a haunted house." Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.

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#12

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

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You might think that the “your mom” jokes originated somewhere in the past, together with the ‘90s comedies. However, there is indeed just one person responsible for creating this kind of corny joke. Would you be surprised if we told you it was the OG jokester William Shakespeare?

#13

Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

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#14

"Yo mama joke about climbing over a glass wall to see the other side, on a red background." Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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#15

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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#16

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

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#17

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Well, he did, and you can find the original “your mother” joke in Act 1 Scene 1 of Timon of Athens, where a character implies that his enemy’s Maman is, in fact, a female dog. So, the next time you feel the urge to use a “yer ma” joke, remember that it is a language tool created by only the most excellent writer ever. And there's no shame in joking around in the same way as he did!

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#18

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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#19

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

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#20

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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#21

Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

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#22

Yo mama's so fat, a vampire sucked her blood and got diabetes.

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#23

Yo mama’s so fat, she goes to the car wash to take showers.

16points

#24

Yo mama’s so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

16points

#25

Yo mama’s so old, her driver’s license got hieroglyphics on it.

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#26

Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

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#27

Yo Mama joke about taking selfies in panoramic mode on a pink background. Yo mama’s so fat she takes selfies in panoramic mode.

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#28

Yo mama’s so fat she had to have her baptism at sea world.

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#29

"Yo mama joke text on a green background from Bored Panda." Yo mama’s so short she can backflip under the bed.

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#30

Yo mama’s so fat, the last time she wore a Red Cross t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land in her.

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#31

A pink background with a yo mama joke about her age related to school and history class. Yo mama's so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

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#32

Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."

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#33

Text image with a "Yo Mama" joke about hairy armpits, set on a pink background. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

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#34

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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#35

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

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#36

Yo mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

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#37

Pink background with a yo mama joke about studying for a Covid test. Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a Covid test.

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#38

Funny Yo Mama joke about getting fired from M&M factory for discarding W's, on a green background with BoredPanda logo. Yo mama’s so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

15points

#39

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

15points

#40

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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#41

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

14points

#42

"Yo mama joke about saving time with a watch in a piggybank on a beige background." Yo mama's so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

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#43

Text on humorous image about "Yo Mama" jokes, mentioning internet cookies and computer. Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer.

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#44

Text on a green background with a yo mama joke about Medusa. Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

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#45

Yo mama joke about ugliness with a humorous punchline on a red background. Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad drops her off for work, he gets a fine for littering.

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#46

Image with a yo mama joke about yellow teeth slowing traffic. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

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#47

Yellow card with a "Yo mama" joke about sleeping with a ruler. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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#48

Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

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#49

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

13points

#50

Text on a beige background with a "yo mama" joke about asking for fries when told "order in the court." Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

13points

#51

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

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#52

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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#53

Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

13points

#54

Text of a Yo Mama joke on a tan background. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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#55

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

13points

#56

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her and my car and ran out of gas.

13points

#57

"Yo mama joke displayed on a red background with white text and a small panda logo at the top." Yo mama's so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.

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#58

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.

13points

#59

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - and she looked.

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#60

Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.

12points

#61

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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#62

Text on a poster with a yo mama joke about watching 60 Minutes. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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#63

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

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#64

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

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#65

Yo mama's so dumb, she failed a survey.

12points

#66

Yo mama's so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?”

12points

#67

Yo mama’s so bald, you can see what’s on her mind.

12points

#68

Yo mama’s house is so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.

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#69

Yo mama's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody.

12points

#70

Text joke about "Yo mama," highlighting humor with a big theme, on a red background. Yo mama’s so big, when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call.

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#71

Yo mama’s so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it.

11points

#72

Text on a red background with a joke about Yo mama being so fat she has an event horizon. Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn't have a circumference. She has an event horizon.

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#73

Yo mama's so fat, the sorting hat put her in the house of pancakes.

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#74

Pink square with humorous "Yo Mama" joke about height and Santa's reaction. Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.

10points

#75

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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#76

Text on a pink background with a joke about yo mama searching for her lost mind. Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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#77

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

10points

#78

Yo mama’s so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

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#79

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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#80

Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.

10points

#81

Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

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#82

Pink background with text: "Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work." Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.

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#83

Yo mama's so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

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#84

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

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#85

Pink background with a "yo mama joke" about being mistaken for a roundabout. Yo mama's so fat, when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

9points

#86

Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn’t let her leave.

9points

#87

Text on a teal background with a Yo Mama joke: "Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage." Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.

9points

#88

Yo mama's so fat, she keeps quarters in one pocket and yen in the other!

9points

#89

Text reads: "Yo mama's so sweet she takes her coffee without sugar." Image features a yo mama joke. Yo mama's so sweet she takes her coffee without sugar.

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#90

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

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#91

Text with a yo mama joke on a green background: "Yo mama’s so fat, she gets group insurance." Yo mama’s so fat, she gets group insurance.

8points

#92

Yo mama's so nice... she works 3 jobs and still makes time for you.

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#93

Your mama's so fat, on a scale from one to ten, she's a 747.

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#94

"Yo mama joke text on a green background from Bored Panda, saying 'Yo mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!'" Yo mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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#95

Yo mama’s so protective, she covered you in Band-Aids before you got the boo-boos.

8points

#96

Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

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#97

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

7points

#98

Yo mama's so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.

7points

#99

Text reads a yo mama joke: "Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia," against a beige background. Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.

6points

#100

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

6points

#101

Text card with a Yo Mama joke about going to the library to find Facebook, on a beige background. Yo mama's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

6points

#102

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.

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#103

Yo mama joke text on a beige background from Bored Panda with humorous content. Yo mama's so chatty, she gave a eulogy at her own funeral.

6points

#104

Yo mama’s head so big, she dreams in IMAX.

6points

#105

Yo mama’s so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

6points

#106

"Yo mama joke on a light brown background with text about probability. Bored Panda logo at the top." Yo mama’s so fat that the probability of her being in any arbitrary point in space is 1.

6points

#107

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

5points

#108

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

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#109

Text on a beige background with a "yo mama joke" about blood type and Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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#110

Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper.

5points

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Daniel Plondke 8 months ago

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go the other way.

1point

Kienan Murphy 3 weeks ago

Yo mama so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

0points

Funtime Boy 11 months ago

Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and ( got stuck)!

0points

Alma Chavez 1 year ago

Yo mama is so old that when she sneezed, the dinosaurs went extinct

0points

Alma Chavez 1 year ago

Yo mama is so ugly that soldiers bring her out to win wars

0points

Joel Lutz 1 year ago

yo mama is so ugly at the strip join they paid her to keep her clothes on

0points

Kaycen Montero (IH) 1 year ago

Yo mamas so dumb she sold her $500 X-Box for a $200 PS2

0points

Kaycen Montero (IH) 1 year ago (edited)

Yo mamas so dumb she sold her tv for a remote

0points

smilemore. 2 years ago

yo mamma is so fat she looks like abdalla

0points

Wayne 2 years ago (edited)

Yo Mama’s so fat she has to wear 4-D glasses Yo Mama’s so fat if they made a movie about her life Peter Jackson would have to direct it Yo Mama’s so fat Weight Watchers keeps an eye on HER!

0points

Lee Macro 2 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over and broke her leg gravy poured out

0points

Hello 2 years ago

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Zenypツ 2 years ago

bro, its a joke

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some neko boy 2 years ago

Shut up it's just joke they don't actually mean it you Karen

-3points

Daniel Plondke 8 months ago

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go the other way.

1point

Kienan Murphy 3 weeks ago

Yo mama so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

0points

Funtime Boy 11 months ago

Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and ( got stuck)!

0points

Alma Chavez 1 year ago

Yo mama is so old that when she sneezed, the dinosaurs went extinct

0points

Alma Chavez 1 year ago

Yo mama is so ugly that soldiers bring her out to win wars

0points

Joel Lutz 1 year ago

yo mama is so ugly at the strip join they paid her to keep her clothes on

0points

Kaycen Montero (IH) 1 year ago

Yo mamas so dumb she sold her $500 X-Box for a $200 PS2

0points

Kaycen Montero (IH) 1 year ago (edited)

Yo mamas so dumb she sold her tv for a remote

0points

smilemore. 2 years ago

yo mamma is so fat she looks like abdalla

0points

Wayne 2 years ago (edited)

Yo Mama’s so fat she has to wear 4-D glasses Yo Mama’s so fat if they made a movie about her life Peter Jackson would have to direct it Yo Mama’s so fat Weight Watchers keeps an eye on HER!

0points

Lee Macro 2 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over and broke her leg gravy poured out

0points

Hello 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Zenypツ 2 years ago

bro, its a joke

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some neko boy 2 years ago

Shut up it's just joke they don't actually mean it you Karen

-3points

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