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Yahoo Answers, one of the longest-running and most storied web Q&A platforms on the Internet, is shutting down forever on May 4th. So we at Bored Panda decided to pay our respects to this iconic online project and take a look at some of the funniest and weirdest posts people made there.

To do so, we turned to Yahoo Answers Now, a subreddit where people share all the interesting stuff they find on the platform. And there have been plenty of them. The best part of scrolling through these ridiculous questions and answers is that you never really know if the person is kidding or they're actually a prime example of humanity's biggest flaws.

Continue scrolling and check out the screenshots for yourself.

Yahoo, which is now part of Verizon Media Group following the company’s sale to the telecom for nearly $5 billion in 2017, announced the change at the top of the Yahoo Answers homepage. The message links to a FAQ page, which details the timeline of the shutdown—starting April 20th, the platform will no longer accept new submissions.

Users will also have until June 30th to request their data. After that, it will be inaccessible. That includes "all user-generated content including your Questions list, Questions, Answers list, Answers, and any images," Yahoo said, but "you won't be able to download other users' content, questions, or answers."

Given the circumstances, you could say Yahoo Answers Now is about to become a precious time capsule.

A note sent to active Yahoo Answers members provided them with a little more detail as to why Yahoo is shutting down the platform, saying that "it has become less popular over the years" and that the company "decided to shift our resources away" from the product to "focus on products that better serve our members."

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"We launched Yahoo Answers sixteen years ago to help people around the world connect and share information," the message said. "With you and millions of other users, we built the best place on the web to ask and answer questions on a variety of topics, creating a community of global knowledge sharing. While we could not have been prouder of what we accomplished together, we are reaching out today to let you know that we have decided to shut down Yahoo Answers on May 4th, 2021."

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Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" --- Calvin

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"While Yahoo Answers war once a key part of Yahoo’s products and services, it has become less popular over the years as the needs of our members have changed," the message continued. "To that end, we have decided to shift our resources away from Yahoo Answers to focus on products that better serve our members and deliver on Yahoo’s promise of providing premium trusted content."

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"Starting on April 20th you will no longer be able to post any new questions or answers. However, you can still view any posted questions and answers until May 4th. On May 4th the site will be shutting down. If you would like to download a copy of your questions and answers you have posted, you can do this by signing into Your Privacy Dashboard and requesting a download. You will be able to do this until June 30th, 2021 after which your Yahoo Answers data will be securely deleted and no longer available. The closure of Yahoo Answers will not affect your Yahoo account or other Yahoo services. For further information and instructions on how to download your data, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions."

"Thank you for contributing to Yahoo Answers — we’re proud and honored to have helped you connect with and learn from the Yahoo community these past sixteen years. If you’d like to provide feedback, please feel free to reach out to our team."

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Birgit M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That must be wrong. My cousin's name is also Rob and he is not from London.

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As The Verge pointed out, the fact that Yahoo Answers has become a meeting place for far-right individuals may have also contributed to its demise.

Whatever the true reasons are, it's hard to argue with Justin McElroy, a co-host of the comedy podcast 'My Brother, My Brother and Me,' who said that Yahoo Answers was a place for people to put questions they were too embarrassed to ask the people they knew in real life. "The weird, the dumb, the truly, truly demented: it all found a place on Yahoo Answers."


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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I often take this approach with racists, telling them all the things they need to give up if they're genuinely racist.

Ki Li
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many people do you know that go around worried about how to better their racism?

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Wilhelm Chile
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fear the atheists! They keep...um, doing atheisty stuff! How evil and un-american!

Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, neither of you is going to heaven! One for sinning, the other because it's a made-up place.

Paul Davis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many hyper-religous folks believe science isn't real, I always wonder if they think things like computers, lights, cars and refrigeration in grocery stores are all illusions.

Lindsfc
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once got into a discussion with one such person, who told me science was just another way of thinking, like religion. I said science surrounds his everyday life, in tangible ways, and wasn't just a viewpoint. He told me, those things were technology, not science....

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danielw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel so empowered. like i can send any christian to hell, anytime I want, just by saying 'hi, how are you'. :)

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Lazy Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please do not mention religion on bored panda or the replies will just be downvoting and arguments. Thanks

Parmeisan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I notice that the asker marked this as the best answer. I suppose it's possible that they did that and then proceeded to never use a computer again... but I'd like to think that this well-crafted hyperbole actually helped them to realize they were being silly.

Terd Fergison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you mean to say biased response? If so, how was it biased? Seems to be factual and fairly accurate.

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Sharon Nicoll
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting. Now I know where the anti-religious nonsense is coming from. A pox on all your houses!

Terd Fergison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you really want to compare the intelligence of atheists to theists? You realize statistically theists are generally a little less intelligent than atheists, especially in the scientific fields. The vast majority of the prison population in the USA are christians. Is that so smart?

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Bill Gates does not consider himself an atheist. Steve Jobs thought he was God himself or at least the next Jeebus.

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CalicoKitty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't the Lion King based on Macbeth? Which, admittedly, is not a brilliant piece in terms of historical accuracy...?

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DKS 001
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes! NASA is actually a secret organization that has been around for thousands of years. Some say even before there were humans on earth. They control everything!

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Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not a cannibal if it eats another species. Cannibals are e.g. mother bunnies devouring their babies when stressed. But yeah inevitably that cat will become a maneating lion.

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DKS 001
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh wait! Ssshhhh ... lemme listen .... *listens* .... He says that your brain is like one hand clapping. There's nothing there but air.

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Persp Gold
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if boys were allowed to set up sex ed curriculum, this would represent the consensus for topics to cover

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Anna McHugh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, not a stupid question if you look at it philosophically. This could be about semiotics

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Persp Gold
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well if he has blue eyes, why is the father still asking? obviously....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"i saw a bulbasuar once but it might have been lettuce but are they" LMAOO LETTUCE 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Answer : no. But it is not a canvas, it is a wood panel, so beware of the splinters.

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Eva the Egg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg dont you hate if when you're putting your shirt on and then your bellybutton starts screaming because its scared of the dark? 🙄 #Relatable

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Eva the Egg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont you have to eat three tablespoons of coconut oil and then throw the spoon at your seat? The seat has to be purple of course

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kasa alex
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be a leap year child, where four years pass between every birthday

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DKS 001
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yup! You go to the nearest LGBT club/bar and someone will come up to you with a solution.

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DKS 001
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there are no words for the sadness in my heart .... sadness that this much STUPID really exists in the world

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Vorknkx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, in my country you just have to fill in some paperwork and you can be a Bieber fan within a week :)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

after reading this article I already am ape s**t with stupid everywhere

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Anna McHugh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha!!! That's almost as bad as the parents who want to beat the gay s**t out of their kids. WTF - why isn't there a register of these people?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad that question's resolved. Phew. Had me worried that was still on the table.

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person watched too much CNN, now they think everything is Trump's fault. I mean, a lot is, but not literally everything.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait .... you are 26, and your daughter is 14? You were 12? Daaammmnnn

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chi-wei shen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an alien smiley face and this is a smiling alien getting on a spaceship: 8=====D~{()} At least I have been told this is an alien.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really sad. Poor guy genuinely doesn't know. What's frightening is that he's able to do this thing that he doesn't understand at all.

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Oskar vanZandt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or how about if all 7 billion+ people moved to the same place and jumped at the same time? Surely THAT must affect the earth's orbit? :P

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Anna McHugh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, this isn't a completely dumb question, it's just not very well-put. I think he's asking whether it'll make her sick, not whether eating her own placenta offends her stance against animal exploitation.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a serious problem, it's why I don't go out in public! People just start crying and offering me their lunch money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

waitwaitwait. the one using biology to try and back up their point has more downvotes than the person using a literal slur?

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