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In order to find out more about survival techniques and myths about them, Bored Panda reached out to Tony Nester, a famous outdoor survival instructor and multiple book author who shared an in-depth glimpse into what we actually need to know in order to survive out there.

“For the past 30 years, I have made my living teaching wilderness survival and bushcraft courses in Arizona and Colorado as well as around the U.S.,” Nester told us. He grew up in Michigan and had a lot of mentors in the outdoors, eventually working in the adventure education field while getting his BA in anthropology. Eventually, his path took him on to “guiding extended desert survival treks which led me to a love of the Southwest.”

“It’s my goal to provide both practical skills and field-tested information so hikers, explorers and backpackers can have some self-reliance methods to fall back on in case they are ever lost, injured in the backcountry or just run into Murphy’s Law out in the wilds,” he said.

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous I don't know if this counts as survival myth but you don't actually have to (and probably shouldn't) wait 48 hours to report someone as missing. Those first hours are crucial so report someone as missing immediately.

SalFunction12 , Taylor Grote Report

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

Yeah, the TV shows are all wrong and they do this whole 24-48 hours for dramatic effect. If someone is missing, you report it immediately. Do not wait.

84points

ascootertridingataco , Aaron Burden Report

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Not so much a survival myth but a common camping mistake that an amateur survivalist might make: never use rocks that are in or close to a river bed for a campfire. Ever. Many get tiny bits of water trapped inside the rocks, then when heated by a fire, it turns into a lovely grenade due to the water being heated amd turned intosteam, expanding quickly. Hot bits of rock everywhere. People like river rocks because they are smooth and easy to cook off of and they look cool, but they are crazy dangerous. Plenty of rocks all around. Find another.

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John Otruba 2 years ago

They will blow up AND ruin your coffee pot

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30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If a bear finds you, run down hill. They can't run down hill.

I have to imagine some ass**le started this when he wanted to watch his other ass**le friend get mauled to death. They can absolutely run down hill and they are SHOCKINGLY FAST. They can also run up trees terrifyingly fast as well.

FYI the mama bear thing really applies to brown bears. Black bear attacks are incredibly rare and usually only from hungry and/or aggressive males. I've done a lot of wildlife photography of bears and I've spoken to a lot of wildlife biologists about this. When I photograph black bears and their cubs they are very docile. If something or you spook them, they will chase their cubs up a tree and then guard the bottom of the tree. They won't attack you. If it's a male black bear they'll likely wonder on but always keep distance. If you encounter a black bear make as much noise as possible and make yourself seem as big as possible. If you encounter a brown bear start very slowly backing up. Never run away and never turn your back. If it's going to attack you and there's nothing nothing can do, lay on your stomach with your hands over the back of your neck and play dead. They primarily attack when they are surprised or threatened. If the surprise/threat is gone they will most likely move on.

But please for the love of God never run away and never climb a tree.

Siriuxx , Céline Chamiot-Poncet Report

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238points

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Saulius V 2 years ago

There is a joke. If You and your friend are being attacked by bear - dont try outrun bear. Try to outrun your friend :)

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davidvidalnyc , Danny Sleeuwenhoek Report

It turns out that 80% of the folks who get stranded or lost are dayhikers. Because of that, Nester focuses on what he calls the Big 5 Survival Priorities of Shelter, Water, Fire, First-Aid, and Signaling. “Planning for these areas and having the right type of items in your survival kit will help you endure a 24-72 wilderness mishap until searchers can locate you,” he added.

Nester also teaches 3-7 day bushcraft courses which focus on both modern and traditional skills such as edible plants, tracking, axmanship, land navigation, friction firemaking (“not what you want to do when you’re lost, so carry a lighter and matches!” he warned), and woodcarving skills.

“By their nature, these skills involve more time developing a connection to the landscape and understanding the bigger picture of how humans always directly relied on the natural world to meet all their needs. Where survival is about coping with a backcountry emergency and gutting it out until the search party arrives, bushcraft is about using a handful of traditional tools and methods for forging a deeper relationship with the wilds and how we have always depended on the land.”

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If trapped/lost in snowstorm while driving: A) Do Not Leave Your Car. You are literally inside a shelter ALREADY. A SHINY one! It is easier to spot a snow-covered vehicle, than a snow-covered corpse.

B) Do Not Keep Your Engine Running. It's a snowstorm, your exhaust will block, you will nap. Snugga-bugga, you're dead. Wait for storm to pass, check exhaust is clear, run engine in short bursts.

C) If you have ignored these steps, and are now walking in the snowstorm, because your sense of direction is "flawless", Do Not Remove Any Clothing Layers! You WILL believe you are getting Hot. You WILL rationalize it's from burning calories. You WILL die. The "Hot" feeling is you losing body temp. You are now slooooowly dying. If you still have your wits, retrace your steps and head STRAIGHT back to your car.

Wait for rescue.

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234points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

This advice should be: Stay wiht yoru car and *have a car survival kit*. Including flares/signaling methods. Why? B/c when everything is covered in snow, it's all the same, but a flare shows up. So do mylar blankets, reflective-stripe orange blankets, etc.

86points

eslforchinesespeaker , Sebastian Unrau Report

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If you're wandering in the wilderness, wondering if the plants and water are safe to eat and drink, watch what the animals do. they will show you the safe plants and water.

spoiler: this is not true. many animals are evolved to consume things that are poisonous to us, or nutritionally valueless.

case in point: vultures

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Dee on bikes 2 years ago

Koalas.

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30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Rationing water is generally a terrible choice - drink what you have until it’s gone. Use that time with good hydration levels to take stock of your situation and make good choices.

Decision making and physical ability drop off very quickly when you are dehydrated. The first decisions you make after realizing you are in a survival situation are critical and pay long dividends.

Most survival situations are resolved within 72 hours and many hikers are found dead in the desert with full water bottles.

RangerActual , Kate Joie Report

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223points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

I mean, I wouldn't say drink it all right down straight away, but don't limit yourself to one sip a day or anything. Fact is, if you don't know what else to do when you are stranded somewhere, you're probably screwed!

63points

When asked what are the three key survival skills to survive in the wilderness by yourself, Nester started off with “an attitude.” He explained: “Assuming you haven’t suffered a grievous wound or injury and need immediate attention, mindset is key and I always stress the critical concept of PMA... Positive Mental Attitude, which has gotten many survivors throughout the world out of grueling situations, despite them not having any training or gear.”

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous In Australia at least, you do not need to identify or try to catch the snake that bit you. The antivenin is universal.

harrymurkin , James Wainscoat Report

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

Best not to bother the snakes.

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30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Don’t drink water from cactus, it’s not potable and likely to trigger vomiting/diarrhea and you will get more dehydrated.

Ehzabeth , David Sola Report

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188points

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Jayne Kyra 2 years ago

But it is the quenchiest!

63points

cardamom_poppies , Bluewater Sweden Report

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30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Most people probably are aware of this, but if you're legit suffering from diarrhea, you need to be doing more than just drinking water because you're also losing a lot of salts/electrolytes and not replenishing those can really f*ck you up.

You can make a pretty basic Pedialyte/Gatorade at home from adding 6 teaspoons of sugar and a half teaspoon of salt per liter of water. It won't taste super great, but you can throw in other flavorings to mask it like lemon juice or similar.

I did peace corps in a tropical region and most of the volunteers came to dread the inevitable parasite/gi infection episodes not just because of being incredibly sick but also because of having to drink liters and liters of ORS, which is peace corps' preferred pedialyte knock off haha.

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182points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

YAY! THIS! Finally! Leanred this as a kid from my mom (a nurse). Still use it. FYI, add a touch of baking soda (bicarbonate), and the citrus juice can add potassium. :-)

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scoopdiddy_poopscoop , eberhard grossgasteiger Report

“Simply put, this is the will and desire to endure a brutal night in the wilds. There’s nothing fun or romantic about being lost or surviving by yourself and it all boils down to having a reason beyond yourself to live. In interviews I’ve done with real-world survivors over the years and reflecting back on my own close calls, it’s become apparent that having One Thing to live for is key... your kids, spouse, dog, parents, or your faith is what will galvanize your willpower and help you deal with that fractured ankle while the cold rain is coming down and the night is upon you!”

And with mindset comes the need to plan and prepare before your hike, Nester said. He suggested telling someone exactly where you are going and when you will return, checking out the weather forecast, and carrying a quality survival kit to handle those Big 5 priorities.

#11

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If you get caught in a forest fire, that you can survive by finding a big depression, or cave and waiting for the flame front to pass. You'll die from suffocating as the fire consumes all the oxygen. You have a much better chance of running through the flame front. Protect your eyes, face, and especially your airways, cover as much of your skin as possible. The main things are to protect your eyes, mouth and nose. Pick a line with the least obstructions, and where the fire will burn less intense. Close your eyes, take a deep breath and run, you'll know once you've made it through. Most people will gasp or try to breath in once they hit the flamefront, that's why you gotta protect it, otherwise you'll take in a breath of super heated air, instantly blister your lungs and drown in your own bodily fluids.

Final score:

178points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

I love how there's this assumption I have fireproof blankets and such to just keep me from dying of the burns anyway. Best way to not get caught? *Be aware*. And move immediately. The assumption you're okay if you can't smell smoke or see flames is the real killer, IMO.

57points

#12

Wait until you hear the freight train sound to go to the tornado shelter.

I was always told as a kid, if you can't hear it you're alright. At 20 years old I was caught out in the woods with a few friends thinking we had 10-15 minutes to get back to the truck after the tornado warning went out. 3 minutes after the warning we heard what sounded like a freight train and this loud hissing sound. Like a thousand rattlesnakes. Within 30 seconds we were watching trees get plucked up into the air.

We all made it out alright. Luckily there was a large ravine that was dry that time of year and we scrambled into it and flattened out gripping to each other and rocks for dear life.

It took 30 seconds from the time we realized it was in front of us till it was ontop of us.

Later in life I watched a F3 touch down. Because how tornados spin and the earth spins, and I was traveling at 75mph down a highway. I thought I was running along side it. About 1 mile from it. I couldn't hear it, I could see trees and barns going up into the air with it. I never realized it was coming towards me at about 30mph. By the time I heard it and felt a pressure change inside the cab of my truck I had no choice but to bail out and run into a culvert along side the interstate. This all happened within 60 seconds. If you've already heard the tornado. You need to be in your shelter. Not heading towards it.

A tornado watch is an advisory to be watching for tornados. It means it is highly plausible for a tornado to form and touch down. A warning means a radar indicated tornado has touched down and possibly even been spotted by human eye. If you cannot get in doors, get as low as you can.

I have made a habit, as soon as a tornado watch is released in my county, my go bag, the diaper bag, the kids stuff they WILL need all goes in a large duffel in the storm room. I'll watch velocity radar like a hawk until the watch is cleared. If it is elevated to a warning we all pile in. Tornados can drop out of the sky right on top of you in under a minute, leaving you with little to no reaction time.

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168points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 2 years ago

Wow , scary stuff. I’d still like to see one in real time though . I’m British 😆

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Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago

No. Trust me. You wouldn't. Same as you really don't want to survive a building fire or an earthquake. I grew up in tornado alley. On my brother's ninth bithday (so in the 70s), I was taking a shower, when my father (DAAAAAAD!!!) rushed in, yanked me out, threw a towel around me and dragged me across the yard to the shelter. I saw that monster coming for us. I'm shaking as I type this and its been decades. I truly thought I was going to die. My mom was so cute. She'd grabbed my brothers and headed to the shelter WITH my brother's birthday cake. So she kept all the kids calm, letting us gorge on cake and Pepsi. Luckily (for us, not others), as tornados do, it touched down about a mile from us, skipped our neighborhood and crushed the one next to us. It was the loudest thing ever. And the air pressure was insane. I will never forget it. I've been through others, but that one was a doozie. Just use your imagination. Stay safe! :)

40points

Robert McClellan 2 years ago

No offense but no you don't wanna see one in person. Read this article. I went through this and NEVER want to see another! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Central_Texas_tornado_outbreak

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Candia Lee 2 years ago

With climate change, it might well be in your near future.

12points

Tobias the Tiger 2 years ago

I've been in several tornado warnings (although no tornado happened near me) and those were scary enough, so trust me, you don't wanna.

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ZonkeY_the_DonkeY 2 years ago

Your weather is like, some rain here and there sunny then cloudy here, In the US it's fricking heatwaves here blizzards there one of the worst tornados in history right there, Oh yeah and a Forest fire ALL AT ONCE

6points

DragonflyGreen 2 years ago

Trust me, you don't, I've had nightmares for half a century. And hearing one is even worse. Storm chasers are a special kind of crazy.

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Vetus Vespertilio 2 years ago

I’ve been in two. It’s definitely not time for sightseeing. They’re idiosyncratic and there’s no place you’re 100% safe. The one that struck the house next to ours plucked a grand piano out of their front room and dropped it, still upright, half a block away.

5points

Aeon Flux 2 years ago

You don't, Samantha.

5points

Peter Kelly 2 years ago (edited)

I'm in Liverpool and saw one once, although very small. It travelled along the line between the gardens, ripping off branches and took some wheelie bins over the rooftops but, fortunately, no other damage. My wife was out walking the dog and I raced out to see if she was okay. She saw the flying bins, but it just fizzled out, thankfully.

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Spittnimage 2 years ago

There are movies you can watch or documentaries.

4points

Devil's Advocate 2 years ago

We have them here occasionally, and even our little ones you really don't want to see in person!

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Angela Jester 2 years ago

You think you would,but you really wouldn't. You don't even really see it when you're in the middle of everything because you're huddled in the center of your house praying it passes you by. It's not exciting in any way when the sirens go off in the middle of the night and you're grabbing kids and pets to hide from a literal force of nature.

2points

Harri Ellis 2 years ago

No you don't I have lived through 2. They are terrifying.

2points

Seabeast 2 years ago

We sometimes get them in Saskatchewan, but thankfully they mostly touch down in farmer's fields and just damage crops or the odd grain bin.

2points

Kay blue 2 years ago

I've seen a really little one in the UK, it mainly picked up some hay and spun it around for a few seconds. The worst ones we get damage a few roof tiles.

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Heather Brown 2 years ago

In case you really have a desire to experience tornadoes for entertainment, I'd recommend the movie, "Twister," starring Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton. The film may be showing some age, but it's not too old for thrills. Fully shaken after watching it on the big screen back in the day, I remember walking out of the theater, fearfully looking at a harmless gray sky, expecting a funnel to form at any second! I hope you enjoy it!

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holly smethurst 2 years ago

Me too! Also British 😂

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Meredith Grey 2 years ago

Me to and I'm Australian.

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago (edited)

Been through many hurricanes that spawn tornados. It is a neat experience to have but like everybody is saying it is really dangerous. It gets extremely annoying to have your power out for up to a month. And God forbid anyone you know is killed. But honestly yes nature's raw power is incredible to witness

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Harri Ellis 2 years ago

Trust me, you don't. I have lived through 2. They are terrifying.

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago

I heard UK gets a lot of tornadoes. More than tornado alley.

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InfectedVoice 2 years ago

The U.K. gets more tornados than any other country on earth.

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Lenka Smetanová 2 years ago

you would not... a tornado hit our country... its so, soooo rare....several people died, many wounded, people lost their homes completly https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57605651

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Verena Abt 2 years ago

I was just thinking that. Where I live, nothing ever happens weather-wise. It's like living under a huge glass dome.

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Grumble O'Pug 2 years ago

Yeah, sure

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Get ready with your go-bag for a shelter when the watch is issued. Do not wait to hear it. the second you hear the warning, *shelter immediately*. I survived a major tornado outbreak, and two other tornadoes. Do *not* screw around. Please. Shelter in a ditch, but it's safer than being impaled by a flying piece of house.

8points

Marnie 2 years ago (edited)

My son does not heed. He was on the 2nd floor of our house and woke up to crazy wind and he thought to himself, "Either a tornado is here or it's coming soon." And he promptly laid back down and went to sleep. The tornado touched down 2 blocks from our house. (North Minneapolis tornado 2011: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0rF_kc6t9c) I'm still mad at him!

6points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

I can imagine! It sounds like something my sister would do, even though she is a scout. I suspect in her case it would be Be Prepared- to die.

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago

And if it looks like they're not moving they're coming right for you

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2x4b523p 2 years ago

There was first ever F4 tornado in my country last summer. People filmed it from their windows, not realizing how deadly they can be. We don’t even have any warning system in place.

5points

Persephone 2 years ago (edited)

Bike helmets are a good idea too, especially for kids; I've heard of kids who's lives were saved bc they were close at hand when it was time to shelter. Of course don't go look for them tho if you're out of time!

4points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

In 2011, we had an F3 here in southern New England. It formed less than a kilometer from my house. Fortunately for me, it moved away from my house, but it did go through my dad's neighborhood. It ended up traveling 63km, killing 3 people and injuring 200 more. At its worse, it was nearly a kilometer in diameter. I've never been so scared. Tornados are extremely unusual here, in part because the valley in which I live is bordered by mountains on the west and north. These kinds of anomalous storms have become much more prevalent due to climate change.

4points

Tara Dawn 2 years ago

I watched a small one some 20 years ago in Indiana. Absolutely sound like the loudest train ever, and so much debris suspended-looking in the air. It was dumb and wild.

4points

Sue User 2 years ago

I am always fascinated by the fact that people live in tornado zones. I would have ti find another okace to live. But I guess that's getting harder, hurricane, floods, artic chills, wildfires.

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NinjaWolfy94 2 years ago

That's what I'm thinking! If you're able (in any/every way) to move somewhere where there isn't natural disasters, why wouldn't you?? I completely understand if you can't move because of financial issues, or you can't move states/countries because of how complicated it is/you're not allowed to for whatever reason. But if you can, why not do it? I couldn't care less if your only reason is that you like the area or your relatives live there too, you're endangering yourself and your family (if you have one) ??

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Bisexual_Bored_Panda 2 years ago

I do the same and so does my mom when we hear the tornado watch. When I was younger she would tell us kids to get a back pack of clothes, then food, water, etc. Now I just get my stuff for me and then stuff for my two dogs. Then we just head down to the basement and watch the weather.

3points

DragonflyGreen 2 years ago

And sometimes even the meteorologists can't warn you fast enough. I've heard the freight train. No warnings. Scary AF.

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Magoomba 2 years ago

Although it’s possible to go in any direction tornadoes almost always travel in a northeasterly direction. If you stay southwest of it you can sneak up pretty close. That’s why they call ‘em storm ‘chasers’.

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Christopher Brenna 2 years ago

With all of these tornado-related posts, I just have to say...the National Weather Service is very good at tracking severe weather. If there's a severe weather warning, STOP DRIVING. These warnings about what to do when you're driving during severe weather are predicated on the stupidity of deciding to go out for a drive during severe weather. Stay home or stay in the building you're in. Seek shelter.

1point

Amanda Nolting 2 years ago

A tornado warning does not mean one has touched down. It means a tornado has been seen or indicated on radar. Not all tornados touch down. But yes, if you have a tornado warning seek shelter immediately.

1point

MizAdeleM 2 years ago

Whew! Glad I live in New England, where they are very rare. I'll take a blizzard any day!

1point

Jennifer Crompton 2 years ago

WEAR SHOES!! People often forget to wear shoes when they shelter from a tornado at home. If your house is hit, you'll have to climb out of your shelter area through broken glass, splintered wood, and God knows what else.

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Arenite 2 years ago

How about waterspouts? Are they as dangerous as tornados? I would think yes, because you are out on a boat, where ya gonna hide?

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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 2 years ago

I once had a tornado nearby. Was fine, but 5-6, so freaked.

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Huddo's sister 2 years ago

I don't remember what the conversation was about, but it must have been to do with cyclone Tiffany. My sister suddenly said 'do we get storm chasers here like they get in the US?' General consensus was no, but hearing these stories about tornados it makes me wonder how they exist in the US as well. Then again, there are always outliers in every situation.

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Jaguarundi 2 years ago (edited)

One Christmas morning, my husband woke up and said "The sunlight looks funny." I responded without even looking, "There's a tornado coming." We went downstairs to the interior bathroom to wait it out. There was a severe tornado touch down a few miles from our location. This was in Florida, no warning sirens. I spent summers in Kansas as a child, my husband was from Connecticut.

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Fred Burrows 2 years ago

I've been around a tornado or three and never heard one go . . . Choo , Choo .

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Richard Portman 2 years ago

Thank you.

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Devil's Advocate 2 years ago

Except, both these examples (inside woods and inside car) naturally reduce the distance you can hear so are not ideal examples of the "old wives tale"

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mjohnsimon , Marie-Michèle Bouchard Report

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30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous For the love of god do not eat everything raw.

If I see another episode of Bear Grylls eating a bat or bird as raw as sashimi, I think I'll go crazy.

You should absolutely try your best to cook the food you've nabbed. Even if it's through an open fire for a few minutes. Eating, say, a dead bird that may or may not have bird flu is a hell of a lot worse than creating a fire to cook it over. Congrats for completely screwing yourself by eating raw wild meat!

Final score:

164points

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Debbie Barnes 2 years ago

I think Bear does for affect, more then anything else.. Could never understand why he goes to all the effort of building a fire, but eats fish and small mammals raw?

42points

The second key thing to survival is sheltermaking. “Hypothermia is the number one killer of people in the outdoors the world over and most cases happen in 50 degree F weather. Carry an AMK Heatsheet, a 5x7 blue tarp and 25’ of rope (big-box hardware stores carry these), and wear layers, then learn how to rig up your tarp to keep you out of the elements. Practice tying the timber-hitch and the half-hitch as these are very simple to remember and great for lashing a shelter in place,” Nester said and reminded that “your first shelter is your clothing, so avoid 100% cotton and wear fleece, wool, or other garments that will keep insulating even when wet.”

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Myth: When hiking in Grizzly country, a handgun is the best way to protect yourself from grizzlies.

That's absolute bullsh*t. Bear spray is far more effective then any gun in a bear attack. Imagine a 600 pound bear charging you at 35 mph. How good of a shot do you think you'd have to be to stop that bear before it gets to you? And what if you don't kill it one shot? That bear now has adrenaline rushing through its body on top of its already insane strength.

Bear spray, however, will stop that bear and cause it to run off. All of the studies show that bear spray is far more effective at stopping charging bears.

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163points

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J. F. 2 years ago (edited)

The skull of a bear is angled, a bullet has high chances to get deflected upwards.

42points

#15

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Alcohol does not warm you up. You feel warm since its dilating your blood vessels in your face and extremities but that causes you to lose more heat to the environment and therefore will make you die of hypothermia quicker if anything.

bobbi21 , phil cruz Report

Final score:

158points

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Frances M 2 years ago

But this exact reason is why people with poor circulation and resulting foot problems do regularly drink alcohol. It helps keep their feet from getting worse and possibly needing to be amputated. But not to excess.

43points

#16

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Punching a shark in the nose.

Have you seen a shark nose? Its slippery and angles down into three rows of teeth!

Go for the eyes if you need to but mostly avoid acting like a wounded seal! If you flail around like "ahh f**k its gonna eat me"

The shark will feel obliged to do so

"ahh f**k I guess I’ll eat you"

KrazieKanuck , Alex Steyn Report

Final score:

151points

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Ola Pe 2 years ago (edited)

This may be good advise but I honestly cannot imagine staying calm and analysing survival techniques while in water with the great white. I would probably only want the shark to start eating me from the head 😉

59points

The third crucial step to survival is the ability to signal, Nester told us. “You are a tiny speck on the landscape to searchers, so carry a 3”x5” glass signal mirror (and know how to use it... it takes mere minutes in your backyard), a whistle, flashlight in addition to using your cellphone’s strobe feature.”

For longer trips, Nester will carry an ACR Personal Location Beacon which is recognized by search-and-rescue units throughout the US and many parts of the world. “This device can send a signal to the nearest search unit in your region and pinpoint your location,” he said.

“Given that a lot of the Western US is a tinderbox for much of the year, I don’t recommend signal fires, so carry some of the above gear and you’ll be able to draw attention to you. If you break down by your vehicle, then use your headlights and horn and spread items out in a large circle around your car to make it obvious you are stranded.”

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30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If you get stabbed by something, DO NOT try to remove the object. You will make it worse and potentially bleed to death, depending on where you were stabbed, if you try and pull it out. Leave it be and get help.

fall_and_green , Jp Valery Report

Final score:

150points

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John L 2 years ago

I think this is the only realistic advice on this list, to consider. All the others are way out there and if you are actually in that situation, would probably die regardless. This one is good, as it can realistically happen and the first instinct is to remove it. Never do it. That's what surgeons are for, don't put them out of work. ☺

49points

#18

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Don't tie a rope around your waist and expect it to save you from a fall. Sure, it might prevent you from hitting the ground, but you can still damage your internal organs and break your back doing this. Safety harnesses go around your hips and legs, not your waist.

nowhereman136 , Robert Zunikoff Report

Final score:

139points

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kjorn 2 years ago

remember seing the music video clip crying when alicia silverstone jump from the bridge WITH A ROPE. that must hurt like hell

22points

#19

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Do not try to leave a deserted island if you are stuck, you will almost certainly die before someone spots you.

Slavic_bumpkin , Ivars Krutainis Report

Final score:

130points

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SlartyBlartFast 2 years ago

How TF does one, being lost, leave an island (!) which is deserted......

63points

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We also wanted to find out what are the most common survival myths that are actually wrong, and the survival instructor shared a couple of them. “I get asked this all the time: ‘can you really cut open a cactus and get fresh water?’ No, all cacti are high in alkaloids, which will make you extremely nauseous and cause you to vomit, thus further dehydrating you in a desert environment. And out of the five barrel cactus in the desert, there is only one that is non-toxic... the fishhook barrel.”

Turns out, Nester has tried using the latter in the past under non-survival conditions after obtaining cactus that have been blasted over cliffs after flash floods. He recounted that the soupy substance inside is akin to a watery Elmer’s Glue. “Not only did I have to meditate like a monk to keep it down but, by adding a noxious substance to my body, I was pretty nauseous the rest of the afternoon which greatly affected my ability to hike even short distances.”

#20

1. You need to be quiet.

2. You can draw a can of bearspray faster than...

So. MANY. Post about "Mountain DJs", reality is, if you hike alone in Bear or Mountain Lion Country you absolutely should be noisy. Carry a noise device and be loud. If a speaker, for sure, mute it around others. But something. Whistle. Air Horn.. Speaker. Don't matter. Need to be noisy when alone at regular intervals.

Final score:

127points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

This. Times five hundred. I was taught to sing. Make a nosie that is distinctly not prey-like.

66points

#21

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Everyone focuses on food and water but completely underestimates how quickly exposure will kill you dead. In some cases, you wont last 24 hours.

Bonus addition to this: every guide i have ever read says to make fire first. Making fire is f*cking hard sometimes. There are many environments where you flat cannot guarantee a good fire (deserts, because of lack of fuel and anything especially wet).

If you get halfway through the night and realize you cant make fire, you are going to have problems.

So make shelter. You can ALWAYS guarantee a shelter and insulated sleeping spot. Make sure your bedding is at least 4 inches thick when you lay on it. I guarantee youll underestimate just how bad the ground sucks the heat out of you.

Make your shelter as small, thick and weatherproof as possible.

Tru3insanity , Ahmed Zayan Report

Final score:

123points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

If you ever go into the wilderness, make sure you have a flint tool, a good knife, a large piece of plastic to act as cover, tent, water catcher, etc. and a bottle for water. Preferably also one of those little sticks you can put in the bottle that disinfects water. A couple of energy bars wouldn't go amiss either. In other words, be prepared.

52points

#22

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If you’re driving during a tornado warning, don’t get out of your car and climb up the side of an overpass to hide under a bridge. This myth became famous after amateur video of a man and his daughter hiding under an overpass, but the one they chose had some unusual construction that offered them protection in a way most don’t. Wind speed increases the higher you get from the ground, and the narrow passages can create a wind tunnel effect, taking the flying debris picked up by the tornado and sending it straight through you at 200 mph or more.

SanibelMan , Nikolas Noonan Report

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121points

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Alex Boomhower 2 years ago

also if it looks like the tornado is sitting still, its coming towards you. run.

62points

“The other misconception comes with living off the land. Many of my students assume that it’s similar to pushing a cart through the produce aisle but it takes a considerable knowledge of edible plants (and those poisonous lookalikes), fishing skills and tackle, an understanding of wild game and their tracks, hunting know-how and a lot of time out on the land applying your skills,” Nester explained.

“So, if you are ever lost, stay put and await rescue rather than burning up precious calories searching for wild berries or that elusive trout, and remember that survivors have gone 43+ days without food.”

#23

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Here's a good one: If you're in an elevator in freefall, DO NOT JUMP. It won't make your landing easier, it'll probably paralyze or kill you. Lay yourself flat to try and distribute your weight (as well as the pressure of the crash) more evenly. You'll give yourself a better chance at survival this way.

I mean, it's an elevator, so no guarantee you'll survive, but still small chance is better than none!

NuckingFutsWinx , Gaurav Baya Report

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112points

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Naesil 2 years ago

Luckily modern elevators should not crash to the bottom even when freefalling, they will stop quickly but the G-forces should be low enough to not permanently damage you (cant remember how many Gs was acceptable)

34points

#24

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Building a raft to sail to civilization if you ever find yourself marooned on a deserted island. Stay on the island and be found alive vs never found or found dehydrated and dead of exposure.

Also walking to safety if you get lost and your car breaks down. Stay with the vehicle. They always find the vehicle. It’s inhabitants… not so much.

rowman25 , NeONBRAND Report

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111points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Eventually. They find the car eventually. FYI, if you're in a desert, great advice. If you're in forest, nobody can see your car. Also, islands often don't have potable water, so you can die if you stay put. This isn't all-or-nothing stuff. Survival varies according to situation, climate, etc.

53points

#25

If Bear Grills does it, don’t do it.

If Survivorman Les Stroud does it, consider doing it.

hacktheself Report

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109points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Les is much better. Bear is a joke at best, a fraud, a POS. Granted, Les still carries more than many would, but that's the lesson, isn't it?

38points

The last misconception is about water requirements. Nester explained that “the range for surviving without water is anywhere from 4 hours to 11 days, depending on what geographic region you’re in, time of year, your physical conditioning, elevation, wind, air temperature, and humidity.”

The survival instructor said that in his desert survival courses in May, they’ve been known to consume 2-3 gallons of water, per person per day. “By comparison, in the mountains, we might only drink 2-3 quarts. Research from the Grand Canyon indicates that you can survive up to 48 hours without water if you stay put, stay in the shade, stay off the hot ground and await rescue rather than burning up your precious sweat trying to locate water (it’s a desert, remember...).”

#26

Lightening doesn’t strike the same place twice. Lies. Obviously the person who coined that phrase didn’t live in Florida.

whimsy_rainbow Report

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107points

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Moneythink 2 years ago

Arrggghhh! Please stop adding an "e" to "lightning".

92points

#27

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous “Follow flying birds to find water.” They could be flying anywhere.

C_IsForCookie , Mehdi Sepehri Report

Final score:

101points

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Rijkærd 2 years ago

Man they could be migrating to buttfuck who knows where...

67points

#28

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous after getting bitten by a snake trying to suck out the venom, do not do that, by sucking the area of the bite your blood flows faster and increases the speed off the venom acting on your body, it'll just get to your heart quicker and kill you

JakeRyback18 , David Clode Report

Final score:

101points

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Concept-Peter Roosdorp 2 years ago

Not to mention that if you happen to have a cut in the mouth, that could introduce the venom to your own bloodstream.

43points

Nester concluded that “most people who get lost in the wilds suffer from the Dayhiker Syndrome, meaning they think: “I’m just going on a short walk, or out for a few hours with the dog, or I’ll only be a few miles from home. It’s the decisions made on the couch at home before the trek that often get people into trouble since they don’t leave a travel plan or bring adequate (or any) gear with them.”

“It always starts with this little disaster-cascade of poor decisions that often leads to someone being stranded in the wilds, so Leave a Travel Plan with someone back home and always carry a small survival kit to take care of those Big 5 Priorities,” he told Bored Panda.

#29

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous DO NOT DRINK YOUR PISS!!! I don't give a sh*t what Bear Grylls says...

Albeit, you can briefly drink your piss before getting sick, but urine is literally your body flushing out toxins from your squishy innards. Relying on drinking urine will make you more dehydrated than before, get you extremely sick i.e. fever, infection, etc. and can lead to kidney and liver damage/failure so as a survival myth it's probably one of my favorite to see people try.

westglade , Marvin L Report

Final score:

98points

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Robert T 2 years ago (edited)

If it is life or death, it may sustain you for a little while, but better to follow Ray Mears' advice and distil it - from what I remember, it is a case of dig a hole, pee in it, fasten a some kind of material over the hole and form a point with it to collect the distilled water that condenses on it. [Ray Mears is another TV survival guy, but has somewhat better credentials]

47points

#30

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Taking off all your clothes and snuggle with someone to prevent frostbite or hypothermia.

This does not work, you’ll just be found dead and naked.

It is great for survival of the species though.

RavennaMagnus , Rahul Bhosale Report

Final score:

95points

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John Otruba 2 years ago

If your clothes are wet through it god advice

44points

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#31

The second time I was home invaded, a man broke into my house with full intent on murdering me. I fought back and survived through training, experience in crisis and whatever luck was afforded which gave me the opportunity to turn the tables, no more worse for wear than a scar on my head after 27 stitches.

My friend was with me who was very nearly struck by this degenerate, but he got out of the way, got the f*ck out of there to across the street to the neighbours house and called the police.

To this day he keeps apologising for not “doing more” like he should have been expected to turn into some kind of action hero and help fight him off. What he did is actually the correct thing to do.

Although the police response time wasn’t quick enough to have saved me, they did catch the ass**le dead to rights on my property after what he tried to do.

My friend is a very talented software developer and a lovely guy, always chipper no matter what, who most likely would have gotten hurt or worse had he tried to intervene, and there’d be no-one to call the police.

Don’t feel you have to charge into an altercation you may not survive. Fleeing to a place of safety and calling the police should be your first priority. All the martial arts dojos, self-defense “gurus” or whatever people try to peddle that pretend “works every time” will not prepare you for being in a visceral fight for your life. They just want your money and will get you killed

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45points

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Luther von Wolfen 2 years ago

I work in a homeless shelter. Our guests rarely get into physical fights, but it does happen. My immediate response is always to tell my coworker to call 911. Then I go to the fight and yell at the guests to stop. If they stop, good. If not, I'm able to give info to cops and EMTs. I will never wade into a fight. Cops have training and equipment - let them handle it.

18points

#32

That your body “begins to break down muscle” a short time after not eating food. This is a dangerous lie. The body does not cannibalise muscle tissue until it is a last resort and unless you are very close to 0% body fat (most people are NOT), you will have ample supplies of fat to last you for quite a while - weeks, maybe even months. So don’t rush, you have time !

Ba6577all Report

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38points

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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago

I suspect I have enough body fat to feed a family of four.

46points

#33

You should not try running away from an angry and agressive dog. You will not escape it. Instead, stop, and yell at it to show dominance. If it bites you, do not waste your time trying to pry it's jaws open. What you should do is lift it up by it's hind legs or choking it. This also works in breaking up dog fights. (The legs part not the choking)

Kirumo_Drxxms Report

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37points

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just me 2 years ago

Lifting is hind legs will make it drop whatever is holding onto, at least for my dog.

12points

#34

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Drowning people do not cry for help or make gestures to try and get someone’s attention.

What they are doing is trying to stay afloat and trying to catch their breath; never count on a cry for help!

goddavid22 , Li Yang Report

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36points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

Easiest way to tell is that their faces are upturned in the water, rather than facing forward, because they are trying to keep the breathing apparatus out of the water. Also, you will see light splashing of the arms as they try to paddle, but the upturned face is sometimes your only clue.

16points

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#35

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous For the love of God don't pee on jellyfish stings. This can cause an Infection, use salt water to clear the wound area, then rubbing alcohol or vinegar.

I'm seriously concerned on how much media I watched growing up had this survival tip that is completely false.

Knifefan , Guillaume Issaly Report

Final score:

36points

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Elin Stenqvist 2 years ago

Just watched Bondi Rescue and they recommend warm/hot water for Bluebottle stings. Hot water (under 46°C/115°F) inactivates the jellyfish toxins and so stops the pain; it is effective in about 90% of cases after 20 minutes.

16points

#36

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous If you go into a lake when in a car dont wait until the car fills with water, just open the window and get out ASAP. If you wait, you could be 200 feet down or flipped over on the bottom. The power will still work for a short time. It only takes a few seconds.

discostud1515 , I G Report

Final score:

33points

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Buren 2 years ago

Wait, is there anyone who actually waits for the car to be filled with water??

18points

#37

If you move to Colorado - where there are a lot of bears - do not keep a salami in your pocket to “feed the bear”, unless you think you can live a life without legs. Black bears can smell a salami at five Miles. What are you thinking? And they run faster than a horse. So if you were thinking about outrunning them on a horse, I would try a cheetah. You in tight pants, are a salami to a black bear. Do you understand? You’re like a giant walking salami.

paulricard Report

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33points

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Rage of Aquarius 2 years ago

Man, I could NOT keep a salami in my pocket. I'd eat it after five minutes.

28points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#38

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Punching the biggest guy in prison on your first day.

clovepalmer , Matthew Ansley Report

Final score:

32points

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Grumble O'Pug 2 years ago

Tip #1 Don’t go to prison

25points

SolitaireyEgg , Balaji Malliswamy Report

#39

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Zigzag to escape an alligator.

Alligators can turn, but can/will only run in short bursts. Just run as fast as you can.

Final score:

32points

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T. D. Bostick 2 years ago

I grew up in Florida and have never heard of this 'zigzag' method.

9points

#40

"Don't call 911 but change your voice-mail to let people know where you are" if you're stranded and need help.

CALL 911

You can lose valuable battery power futzing around with voice-mail, but you can use low power mode and still call 911.

MadameBurner Report

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32points

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J. F. 2 years ago (edited)

Also always tell your location first on a 911 call, if the connection gets lost (or in any other way disrupted) they at least know where to send help

21points

#41

Mythbuster tested the myth about ships dragging people down with them. They rated this myth as false. But they were wrong.

"Surfacing, Lightoller spotted the ship's crow's nest, now level with the water, and started to swim towards it as a place of safety before remembering that it was safer to stay away from the foundering vessel. Then, as water flooded down one of the forward ventilators, Lightoller was sucked under. He was pinned against the grating for some time by the pressure of the incoming water, until a blast of hot air from the depths of the ship erupted out of the ventilator and blew him to the surface."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Lightoller
Large ships are incredibly dangerous when they are sinking, they can drag you down with them or they can roll on top of you. You should always swim away from them.

happygraywhale Report

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30points

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John L 2 years ago

That is sometimes the problem with mythbusters. They don't always consider the size in the myth...just the physics. In this particular instance (IIRC) they tested this with a 15 foot boat.

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#42

You should rub frostbitten skin.

Don’t. Ever. Frostbite occurs when ice crystals form in your skin and other tissues. Rubbing the injury causes more tissue damage as the ice crystals lacerate new cells. Instead, treat the victim with painkillers as you slowly rewarm the tissue—frostbite hurts!

Also, you can't survive solely off natural survival foods. Any survival book will show you how to harvest inner tree bark for food or how to boil (and re-boil) lily-pad tubers and skunk cabbage so they are palatable. You’ll also learn that hemlock needles are edible, plus how to cook and eat snails and so on. These are considered “survival foods” because they’re things that are edible that you wouldn’t likely eat in a normal situation. The myth here is that you can survive off them for an extended length of time. But the reality is if you are only eating “survival foods,” you’ll start feel to sick and weak after a day or two. (Some of these survival foods also have little to zero caloric value, which makes them pointless to eat.)

metroidblaster Report

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29points

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

I have subcutaneous survival food with me at all times

27points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#43

I don't know if this is considered as a survival myth but engaging street fights is never a good option. If there is is an altercation that may lead to a street fight, just stay calm and run away from the situation. No one wins real street fight someone will either end up in a hospital or in a funeral that's just the truth.

SnooMuffins4495 Report

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29points

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John L 2 years ago

Not to mention the common, "I didn't mean to hurt them", when appearing before a magistrate. That doesn't fly, you get your victims as they are. They have a glass jaw, sensitive heart, plate in their head and you didn't know....too bad.

12points

#44

Having a lot of high tech gear or military looking stuff is a good thing.

If you are in a sh*t hits the fan situation and look like you have a lot of good gear, you are getting jumped or killed for it.

Be a grey man, blend in, look average in a panic situation.

groovy604 Report

Final score:

29points

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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago

Everything I know is from the Walking Dead

8points

#45

I don’t know if this is a tip necessary but humans can easily go a week if not 2 without any food. No water is another story so that’s more important if you ever find yourself in that situation.

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26points

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Linda R Ryan 2 years ago

I read the rule of thumb is 3 minutes without oxygen, 3 days without water, and 3 weeks without food.

11points

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#46

Not taking the brace position on planes.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST BRACE, IT *WILL* SAVE YOU.

immunitycomplex Report

Final score:

26points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

If your plane plummets downwards at several hundred miles and hour and hits the ground, bracing will not save you. If a crash is at all survivable, then bracing forward may prevent some whiplash and injuries from flying debris. The main problem is that the space between rows of seats has become so narrow that it's very hard for most people to be in the correct brace position.

25points

#47

That you can easily disarm someone holding you at gun point.

Danghor Report

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25points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

If you are trained and a lot quicker and/or stronger than your assailant, sure. I think the most important thing to remember is that if someone is willing to kill you if you don't follow a specific command, then they are willing to kill you at any time. Don't follow them to a second, quieter spot. Make noise, lots of noise. Get attention.

14points

#48

If you're in a life-threatening situation and lost without supplies, illnesses/diseases in unfiltered water will kill you way slower than dehydration; drink the damn water and deal with the consequences later, when you're found.

BigTaperedCandle Report

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25points

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Hayhaypaula 2 years ago

There are so many ways to sterilize/filter water! Try something first!

13points

#49

In desert people say don't take warm clothes. They don't know that at the night in desert - temperature

Andrew-Fright Report

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25points

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J. F. 2 years ago

Desert means a dry environment, not "hot, sandy place" - the Antartica for example is a desert as well

25points

#50

Not necessarily for your own survival but putting something in someone's mouth who is seizing. You risk getting your finger bitten off and it is a choking risk. They won’t swallow their tongue.

tequilapurell Report

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25points

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CaptainDinosaur 2 years ago

Yes. Never put anything in a seizing persons mouth. We have emergency medicine for my sons seizures and it goes in the, ah, other way.

14points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#51

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Opening windows during a Tornado.

Even as a child growing up in the Midwest I never understood this, I always thought doesn’t it let the high winds in?

I remember in first grade we had a tornado warning and some of the teachers where wasting time by opening windows

Banjoplayingbison , Clark Young Report

Final score:

24points

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T. D. Bostick 2 years ago

Doesn't it equalize pressure?

12points

#52

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous "You won't need that we won't be gone long."

Carry basic survival tools whenever you go out hiking, hunting, camping, etc.

Things like a magnesium with flint and steel fire starter, a life straw or water purification tablets don't weigh much or take up much space and can be a lifesaver.

Many get lost on short trips or get injured leaving them stuck in the wilderness. It doesn't take a massive forest or jungle to get lost.

In my personal hunting pack I always carry a survival knife, firestarter, and lifestraw. These three items may not guarantee survival, but they improve my odds.

bheidreborn , Holly Mandarich Report

Final score:

24points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Guy local died few years back. "I've hiked htis all my life, I'm fine," he said, and left his house. Found him dead 3 days later. Exposure.

15points

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#53

Listen to your employer when they say that it will be safe to continue working when there is a category 4 or 5 tornado warning.

Edit: What you really should do is, if you have time, leave work if it is in the predicted path of the tornado. If there is not enough time, stop working and seek shelter inside a protected part of the building.

macaronsforeveryone Report

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23points

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Moneythink 2 years ago

And if you work in an Amazon warehouse in tornado country - quit. They won't even let you have your phone with you, so you won't even know about the tornado.

19points

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#54

It probably won't get you killed, but remember that sudden, dramatic changes in diet are really bad for you. If you're doing disaster preparedness and need to stockpile some food, make sure it isn't too different from your everyday diet or you could get yourself sick, which is the last thing you need during a disaster. Also, there's just no good reason to force yourself and others to change diets during a disaster. Like yeah, you can eat cans of spam in a disaster, but cliff bars and chocolate work just as well.

Final score:

22points

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Memere 2 years ago

My stockpile will ALWAYS have chocolate! In fact, it may consist of nothing but chocolate, and water. And books, lots of books. And instant coffee.

8points

#55

Maybe not “survival” but ripping a grenade pin with your teeth. Might not get killed, but I guarantee you will lose a lot of blood in the process.

Time-Toe-9376 Report

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21points

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John L 2 years ago

If you have a grenade, and don't know this....you shouldn't have the grenade in the first place.

14points

#56

Keeping a first aid kit in your car. Of the commercial kits on the market 90% are "little owie" class kits.

Take a real first aid course, learn what should be in a kit and make one yourself.

And if you do buy one, go through it and understand what everything in it does and how to use it. Periodically check to make sure it is OK, replace anything that is past its use by date.

An emergency is a really sh*tty time to discover that you can't close a major laceration with 100 expired "My Pet Monster" bandaids and a pair of "As seen on TV" scissors that are rusted shut.

betelgeux Report

Final score:

21points

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J. F. 2 years ago

Having those are required by law here in Germany, and a proper first aid lecture is a mandatory part for passing driving school

16points

#57

You absolutely can not run across the chins and snouts of open gator or croc mouths.

3_eyedCrow Report

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20points

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Ah no worries I wasn't planning on trying to

18points

#58

Myth: if you hear a land mine click, stand still or try to replace your weight.

False! If you hear a click, it wasn't a landmine... or you just got incredibly lucky (misfire). If you try to replace your weight, you INCREASE the chances of setting it off.

Gently step off it, the exact way you stepped on it, then just back the f*ck out, following your footsteps the whole way out...

Why step off? Get clear off the "X" (as in X marks the spot, the focal point of an ambush). A moving target is a harder target."

shwarma_heaven Report

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19points

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jammer 2 years ago

Reserve combat engineer here. Trained with 12 types of landmines, none of them go click before boom.

17points

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#59

30 Common Survival Myths That Are Actually Dangerous Landing in water from high up is going to kill you. 10 meters, 15, maaaaaybe 20, you might you'll probably be fine if you land properly. Get much higher than that is getting into broken bones and death territory.

Final score:

16points

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Rijkærd 2 years ago

Yep. I have done a belly flop and would never want to think of anything higher than 10ft leave alone 10 metres..

7points

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#60

A tampon is not going to fix massive bleeding. (The myth is putting a tampon in a bullet wound will stop the bleeding... it wont).

One of the best survival things you can have/ know to use is a tourniquet. It can save you or someone else life.

Final score:

16points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

Depends where the wound is. Applying pressure is the best option for most wounds.

16points

#61

If someone breaks into your house and takes you and your family captive, you absolutely need to run away even if they threaten to kill your family members if you do. It may seem cowardly, but running away to a neighbor’s house for help and leaving your toddler with the captor is more likely to save all of your lives than staying.

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15points

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Debbie Barnes 2 years ago

That's a tough one. If you have a deranged guy in your home, I don't know of many parents who would leave their toddler there and run for help... That's got to be a terrible scenario to be put in.

18points

#62

Splitting up is a good idea.

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15points

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Rijkærd 2 years ago (edited)

Depends on whether you are single, dating or in a group thingy.. If alone I wouldn't recommend...how could it even??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Imma head out now....

14points

#63

You always hear in Australia to rub a bit of Vegemite behind your ears to keep the drop bears away. This does not work at all and makes no difference if they attack you or not. Just stay away from tall trees at night when our in the bush.

RedLeader7 Report

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14points

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T. D. Bostick 2 years ago

There is no such thing as a drop bear. That should also help in your fight against the creatures.

12points

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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

This should have been formatted a bit more clearly. Myth: describe the myth. Fact: describe the correct information.

35points

Buren 2 years ago

Many of these points are confusing. The do or don't? Some are clear, some are questionable at best.

24points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

I was going to say that, but less kindly. Thank you.

14points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Carry with you: Hunting knife; butane lighter; cotton balls; lifestraw (filtering straw); emergency blanket of the kind that folds up tiny; ditto a trashbag (it's a raincoat or a tent roof!; three days of any meds you are prescribed; a plain white undershirt for use as towel or extra layer; and, yes, I get that all into my purse without needing a huge one. Also have a flashlight and whistle. :-) But I'm not paranoid. Not at all... /s/

14points

Stoopham McFernybabes 2 years ago

And that’s just when I go grocery shopping, is it?

14points

Mimi M 2 years ago

Res-Q-Link personal locator beaon.

1point

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

My BF carries all this and more. At least he's easy to shop for.

1point

Eliska Klimentova 2 years ago

Another one that was making the rounds recently: when lost and your battery is dying, change your voicemail to your whereabouts. It’s a load of bull. To be able to call your voicemail, you need reception. So it’s not gonna help you any if you don’t have coverage. Also it’s probably gonna take a while for someone to notice. Call or text 911 instead. As long as there’s reception of any network, your call will go through, and the help will probably get to you faster

3points

Mazer 2 years ago

The fact is most people are not going to experience any of these issues or situation most accidents happen within the home or within 5 miles of the home. So get your camping equipment out for the tornado or the hurricane or the earthquake invest in a couple of survival items including some dehydrated food or make your own make sure that you have some thing at the office and some thing in your car including comfortable shoes last thing you wanna have to deal with is trying to walk someplace to get the help you need a pair high-heeled shoes while you’re trying to walk to safety. The best survival tool you have is your brain so fill it up with tools that you can get from taking a first aid CPR class and/or a CERT class. Be safe everyone

3points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

The best way to get out of a dangerous situation is to not put yourself in it to begin with. But if you know you are going somewhere where things could possibly go wrong, be prepared. Learn about what you might encounter. Read a bit. Make sure you have emergency equipment and supplies.

3points

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

I'm not trying to sound like I know it all but there was honestly not one thing on this list that I didn't already know. Maybe it's just because I read a lot. Or maybe it's because all this was super obvious 🤔

2points

Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago

The top ones are good. Toward the bottom, they were glat out wrong, or just stupid.

2points

Clare C 2 years ago

Hmmm I would take the bear one with a pinch of salt, I've seen all episodes of Alaskan Bush People and bears definitely run down hill, this may be the only thing that is true in that program!!

2points

Eiram 2 years ago

I know the Alaska "bush" people. The Browns are sadly controlled by their father... and poor Noah should have disobeyed him and got the medical attention he needed for his leg. He will never walk properly again. Plus they sank their boat hitting the harbor breakwater (rock wall) because it wasn't seaworthy. Could have ended up sinking on the 50 mile journey to Prince Of Whales Island and the camera crew would've watched and done nothing.

4points

Grace Hamilton 2 years ago

As a Floridian, whenever you are near freshwater, bring a bucket of rocks. Statistically speaking, if you see a fresh body in Fl, there is a gator in it. You can use rocks to throw at them. Also, if a gator bites you, plug their nose with their fingers. The gator won't be able to breathe and will open their mouth and you can escape. The Alligator Farm in St Augustine told a young tourist and she plugged the gator's nose and lived.

1point

ZAPanda 2 years ago

Survival technique: do not go into nature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7jZXt9luKQ

1point

Aeon Flux 2 years ago

The format of this post might have served us better if the information was distilled, condensed, then organized by category. Still learned a lot, though.

1point

Jeff Greer 2 years ago

The most important single survival tool is between your ears. Use it first.

1point

Rijkærd 2 years ago

You know what, am just gonna say Fuuuuuuuuu<ucccckkkk!!!! and hope s**t goes well...trying to keep up with all of this is just confusing...

1point

jpaul 2 years ago

I heard if you get caught by a big crocodylidae you can try hurt his/her eyes, or block they nose entries. still easier to say than to achieve. and don't know if it works, as i've never been put on a croc menu

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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

This should have been formatted a bit more clearly. Myth: describe the myth. Fact: describe the correct information.

35points

Buren 2 years ago

Many of these points are confusing. The do or don't? Some are clear, some are questionable at best.

24points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

I was going to say that, but less kindly. Thank you.

14points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

14points

Stoopham McFernybabes 2 years ago

And that’s just when I go grocery shopping, is it?

14points

Mimi M 2 years ago

Res-Q-Link personal locator beaon.

1point

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

My BF carries all this and more. At least he's easy to shop for.

1point

Eliska Klimentova 2 years ago

3points

Mazer 2 years ago

3points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

3points

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

2points

Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago

The top ones are good. Toward the bottom, they were glat out wrong, or just stupid.

2points

Clare C 2 years ago

Hmmm I would take the bear one with a pinch of salt, I've seen all episodes of Alaskan Bush People and bears definitely run down hill, this may be the only thing that is true in that program!!

2points

Eiram 2 years ago

4points