Japan and authentic tacos .....

My suggestion; be a parent and just say NO. Worked for me.

Gold.

Everyone needs a Papa Gary

I'm not crying, you're crying!

The corn really made the comment

"accidentally"

poor jennifer so close yet so far

make it sparkling for a naughty twist

Yup, just tell me where you live.

never

legend says they never got the goat cheese

plot twist it’s actually real and the first message is a cover-up

Whoa...love at first sight? Horse?

but gilbert is a nice name

I feel sorry for the kids...

i, too like spaghetti

Eye see you.

That is SO MUCH to unpack in a single text message

what a ..... proud boye

There's a chance I may or may not be the right person; Tell me more

I'm laughing for two minutes Straight. Needs to be higher up!!

Watch out Selina 😅

i wonder if they ever got out of nigeria

Tingara heights isn't worth a can of tuna let alone a crunchie

Sarah over here playin chess.

It would have been great if the first person knew the reference!

upvote if u got scared

wait what how do you do this i need to know

I love this

Both the text bubbles and the background being grey is too much for my eyes 😅

Sometimes advice from a stranger is good

🤣This is killer

do they get paid to go because that could be my new profession

That's my reply too when they ring. "Hello is that x"; "No you have the wrong number"; "what number is this?"; "What number did you dial"; "what number is this"; "no, you dialed the wrong one, tell me what number you're trying and I'll tell you it's wrong". etc etc. You messed up, I'm not going to tell your fat fingers exactly how.

Wtf a crotch goblin 😂😂

aww

mine is the elusive dandelion, discontinued and heartbreakingly replaced by the ridiculous bluetiful

For spaghetti I’ll do anything but I won’t do that.

“only one of us is coming back” ominous foreshadowing

damn who knew possums were so savage

Possibly think she has a the wrong number? Not 100% positive though

i just usually look like that

This is the weirdest cake recipe ever.i mixed them all in a bowl and when I baked them my house set on fire! 3 stars.

ITS WHITE BOY THAT OMEGA WAS LOOKING FOR

Euphemism central over here.

Now I need to know what the prank call about areolas entails!

You are a sweet person