What could be better than getting together with the friends of a lifetime for a game night? Getting together with the friends of a lifetime and asking each other Would You Rather questions!
If you’re a fan of Would You Rather, you know that the right questions can make or break the game. The last thing you’d want is to witness the group getting bored pretty fast and have the night fall flat, right?
It’s the kind of game that makes players think about what they value most and always brings out some serious conversations — especially when there are drinks on the table, scattered here and there. But it doesn’t have to be a one-million-dollar dilemma all the time: the best questions for a successful Would You Rather game can be downright funny or weirdly philosophical. As long as it adds to the party’s enjoyment, it works.
Luckily for you, we’ve done all the hard work! Our list of funny Would You Rather questions is guaranteed to keep your next party full of laughs. Make the participants choose this or that, and they’ll end up revealing some surprising aspects of themselves you would have never guessed!
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Would you rather always say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?
Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?
Would you rather let your boss or your parents see your full internet history?
Would you rather make decent money doing what you love or get rich from a job that you hate?
Would you rather be poor and live a peaceful life or have millions of dollars and a life full of drama?
Would you rather have all of your Google searches or all of the photos on your phone made public?
Would you rather have more money or more friends?
Ha! If you get more money, suddenly you have a bunch of new "friends"!
Would you rather have five half-sized clones of yourself or one full-sized clone of yourself?
Five half-sized, people will be able to tell who is the real me.
Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?
Jurassic Park. It's an island. Just get on a little boat and go home. How hard could it be?!
Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?
I fear koalas. I will pick pandas. PLUS we would all be just a bunch of pandas, bored pandas! (I promise it sounded better in my head)
Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?
Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year or take 3 years off the end of your life?
Would you rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on the clouds?
Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you're having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?
Uh-oh. The British Bored Panda contingent is going to have some trouble with this one.
Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex or with your partner and their ex?
Depends on which of my exes but definitely mine over my husbands. His exes would just use up all the oxygen.
Would you rather glow bright pink every time you're attracted to someone or glow bright red every time someone annoys you?
Would you rather never use the internet again or never fly on an airplane again?
Would you rather mentally or physically never age?
Never age from what starting point? Are we talking a baby body with a 90 year olds vocabulary or a 90 year old with a baby body?
Would you rather read minds or have read every book in the world?
Read every book in the world....I don't think I'd enjoy reading minds.
Would you rather have a hamster-sized dog or a dog-sized hamster?
Would you rather have "Baby Shark" stuck in your head forever or the jingle from your least favorite commercial?
Birds Eye potato Waffles..... They're awfully versatile... Gets stuck in my head for hours after my daughter asks for them
Would you rather lose the ability to cry or cry every day for 20 minutes randomly?
Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Video eyes. But question, do they have subtitles? Also can I edit them?
Would you rather live in a haunted house with ghosts or be a ghost living in a haunted house?
Depends on the kind of ghosts—-harmless or harmful (preferably harmless, please and NO poltergeists at all!)—-and whether I can see and talk to them. I think it would be incredibly cool to live in a house haunted by harmless ghosts I can see and talk to, especially if they died a long time ago. I’d need to set some boundaries about when they’re OK to float through the bedroom and bathroom, though. Like when I’m not in either room.
Would you rather go a year with no eyelashes or go a year with no eyebrows?
Cant i just draw on my eyebrows like over 50% of females do nowadays anyway ? Hell they even have eyebrow stamps so theyre even every time. No eyelashes would be bad bc theres no protection to keep dust and tiny debris from your eye. Eyebrows for sure
Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?
Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?
Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?
Would you rather die before or after your partner?
After. I’m fine on my own, but my husband would fall apart by himself. So it would be better for him to go first, so he won’t be lonely.
Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your best friend or lose your best friend but keep the rest of your buds?
Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?
I would solve global warming to ensure we can have the food to solve world hunger.
Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman?
Batman is rich and also Spidey has to go to high school. I'm not doing that again.
Would you rather only charge your phone once a week or not have a camera on your phone?
Would you rather have super sensitive taste buds or super sensitive hearing?
Would you rather be the hero that saved the girl or the villain that took over the world?
Would you rather have to be naked at work for an hour or be dropped off two miles from your house whilst you're naked and you have to try and get home?
Would you rather have to hunt for everything you eat or eat only McDonald's for every meal?
Would you rather own a car with a horn that plays "YMCA" every time you touch it or own a car with your kid's favorite cartoon painted on the side?
Would you rather have to wear a bib every time you go out to eat or drink from a sippy cup every time you're at a bar?
Would you rather have a driver to take you everywhere or a private chef who makes all your meals?
Would you rather have to keep a terrible haircut for a month or let your mother dress you for a month?
I already HAVE lived with bad haircuts, and for longer than a month, in the past so that wouldn’t be anything new.
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Would you rather be in an elevator full of noisy high school students or an elevator full of judgmental middle-aged men?
Would you rather your to only be able to talk to your dog or for your dog to be able to talk to only you—and everyone thinks you're nuts?
Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
Would you rather wear sweatpants every day for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?
Would you rather be a high school teacher or a clown?
Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?
Would you rather never be able to shower again or not be able to shave your legs?
Ha! I don't think many people care that much about having to shave their legs. I would be just fine with hairy legs. I would not be too popular if I never showered.
Would you rather be trapped in a romantic comedy with your enemies or trapped in a horror movie with your friends?
Would you rather have the ability to read the minds of everyone in the world or to be able to move objects with your mind?
Would you rather give up social media or eat the same dinner for the rest of your life?
I already gave up social media 8 years ago. I'm still alive and have enjoyed some tasty dinners in the meantime.
Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?
Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?
Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?
Drive in reverse. Id break and ankle before i made it 20 feet in heels lmao
Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night?
Wedding night. If I’m comfortable enough to marry someone, we’ve already belched and farted in front of each other.
Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?
Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?
Would you rather have more time or more money?
Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?
Foreign languages. Just think about the fascinating, globe trotting life you could have.
Would you feel worse if no one showed up to your wedding or to your funeral?
I actually like the idea of no one knowing about my funeral and I like very small weddings...so neither lol
Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?
Would you rather live at the top of a tall NYC apartment building or at the top of a mountain?
Would you rather be feared by all or loved by all?
Would you rather only use dog shampoo or never cut your toenails?
Would you rather clean the bathrooms at your school or clean up after lunch in the cafeteria at your school?
Would you rather have an incredibly annoying high-pitched voice or a really deep manly voice?
Would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad or your boss?
Old as I am, my father has already passed on, so sure, send it to him. Not sure which direction his forwarding address is, though. My best guess is he moved south. He was pretty much an a*****e.
Would you rather have your name tattooed on your forehead or have no front teeth?
No front teeth. I can get dentures or just keep my mouth closed forever.
Would you rather fight 1,000 ant-sized bulls or one bull-sized ant?
Ant sized bulls because then they can't really hurt you and it is a lot easier to adopt them all.
Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat mayonnaise?
Would you rather live forever with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth?
Would you rather accidentally like an old photo of your ex on Instagram or accidentally send a naughty text to a relative?
Would you rather only be able to communicate via emojis or only be able to communicate via slang words?
Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe with no powers or be a Death Eater?
Would you rather sing your favorite song all by yourself in front of an arena full of people or just in front of the original artist alone?
Would you rather speak only in a baby voice for a day or only be spoken to in a baby voice for a day?
Would you rather have psychic powers or the ability to remember every fact you learn?
Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again?
Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?
I'll say how because then it would be something like "ok right. I'm supposed to die on the rollercoaster" and then I can say my final goodbyes.
Would you rather sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a terribly slow internet connection?
Would you rather be extremely wealthy but only able to walk everywhere or broke but able to travel anywhere in the world?
Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year?
Would you rather have chapped lips you can never get rid of or dandruff you can never get rid of?
Would you rather have your own personal chef or instantly become a gourmet chef yourself?
Would you rather be shot into space or explore the deepest depths of the sea?
Would you rather be trapped on a desert island with someone who never speaks or with someone who never shuts up?
Would you rather be middle-class now or a multi-millionaire 150 years ago?
Well if I was a multi-millionaire 150 years ago, what the heck am I doing now? Am I alive? How?
Would you rather let your partner decorate your entire home or have to do it yourself with no help?
Would you rather be rich and alone or be poor and find true love?
Would you rather be able to fly or have X-ray vision?
Fly. I think it would be difficult having x-ray vision and people constantly asking me to look into their bodies.
Would you rather gargle boiling water or drink sour milk?
Would you rather eat pizza every night for dinner or ice cream every day for breakfast?
Would you rather have to always hop around on one foot or have to always squat?
Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?
Pimple on the forehead. Have you never heard of cover stick?
Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party knowing that you'll clog it or poop in the bushes in the backyard?
Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?
First you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the respect.
Would you rather have Beyoncé's talent or Jay-Z's business acumen?
CLEARLY the person who wrote this doesn't really know about Jay-Z's "business acumen"...
Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?
Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Ryan Reynolds seems like MUCH MORE fun than Dwayne Johnson. He has too many dietary restrictions. Ryan and I could just get wasted and go to IHOP at 3am.
Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?
Oh the nights I have wasted thinking of the dumb things I wish I could take back!
Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?
Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?
Be the best at something no one takes seriously. I can be the expert on ornate plates or something.
Would you rather have Billie Eilish's future or Madonna's legacy?
Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000?
Either way I win bc my bestie would hook me up w something if she won
Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die?
Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?
Would you rather spend 20 years in prison and be exonerated as innocent or be put away for four years (despite your innocence) and be considered guilty forever?
So you’re telling me if beforehand I can commit any crimes I want and still be considered innocent? 20 years by all means
Would you rather have the details of your financial life or your love life be made public?
Would you rather always smell like onions or sweat?
Would you rather break everything you touch or get shocked every time you touch something?
Would you rather be immortal on a mortal planet or be mortal on an immortal planet?
Would you rather be criticized or ignored?
Just ignore me please. I can criticize myself just fine, thank you very much!
Would you rather forget the name of a person you’re on a date with or call them your ex’s name by accident?
Would you rather have an abnormally big toe or an abnormally big ear?
Would you rather get a face tattoo of something of your choosing or a tattoo in a discreet area chosen by someone else?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
My Spotify history would confuse a lot of people. My Netflix history would just bore people. "Oh great, another serial killer documentary"
Would you rather your pet be able to speak to you but not understand what you're saying or your pet understand every word you say but not be able to speak?
Would you rather wear hideous glasses that are perfect for your eyesight or flattering ones that make your vision a tiny bit blurry?
Hideous. 1) I prefer to see the world clearly, and 2) I would make those suckers look so damned GOOD everybody will want them.
Would you rather burp soap bubbles when you're drunk or have your hair turn green when you're drunk?
Wouldn’t happen too often, as I don’t drink very much and never enough to get drunk, but would it turn back to my normal color as I sober up?
Would you rather have to keep a terrible haircut for a month or let your mother dress you for a month?
Would you rather get in a fistfight with a stronger person or fall down a flight of stairs?
Would you rather switch places with a spider or a mouse?
Would you rather let your partner choose every movie you watch or pick every restaurant you eat at?
Would you rather marry someone who doesn't love you or marry someone you do not love?
Would you rather get cheated on and know about it or not get cheated on and always be suspicious?
Well, come to find out, it was both! Both are terrible. Cheaters are terrible. People who have affairs with cheaters are also terrible.
Would you rather eat a stranger's toenail clippings or eat rotten eggs?
Would you rather have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your foot or a big stain on your shirt?
Would you rather only be able to watch one show for the rest of your life or only be able to watch the first episode of any show for the rest of your life?
Would you rather eat a spoonful of cat food or a whole plate of your least favorite food?
Would you rather eat prime rib with a spoon or soup with a fork?
Would you rather listen to an annoying laugh for a whole day or get tickled for one hour?
Would you rather be famous on the internet or in real life?
Would you rather be someone’s pet goldfish or a wild lizard?
Would you rather be born without knees or without elbows?
Would you rather only be able to wear sweatpants for the rest of your life or only be able to wear suits for the rest of your life?
Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?
Would you rather be 11 feet tall or 9 inches tall?
Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?
Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?
Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?
Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
Would you rather have a cook or a maid?
Would you rather spend two weeks stuck in a psychiatric hospital or stuck in an airport?
An airport. Think of all the cool snacks and interesting people you can meet!
Would you rather live the rest of your life as a monk or followed continuously by paparazzi?
Would you rather only be able to watch movies starring The Rock or only be able to watch movies starring Leonardo DiCaprio?
Leonardo DiCaprio, no offense to The Rock but he is easily type-cast. DiCaprio has a lot of range.
Would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom or get poisoned?
Would you rather wear winter clothes all year long or summer clothes all year long?
Summer clothes. I used to be cold at 70 degrees F, but the older I get, the more hot natured I get. I’d rather not drown in my own sweat all summer long. Besides, you didn’t say I couldn’t wear ALL my summer clothes at the same time if I get chilly.
Would you rather have terrible gas all the time or burp out loud constantly?
Would you rather talk like Darth Vader or speak in the language of the Middle Ages?
Would you rather have a weird-looking smile or a weird-sounding laugh?
Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?
Would you rather sneeze every time you say hi or have the urge to pee every time you ask a question?
Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day?
Would you rather go without deodorant the day you meet your celebrity crush or run into them when you just rolled out of bed?
Would you rather walk through Disneyland wearing a shirt with your most embarrassing childhood nickname on it or go to your class reunion with a big zit?
Would you rather be allergic to sunlight or allergic to your own sweat?
Would you rather spend your whole life underground or underwater?
Would you rather give up all of your photographs with your partner or lose your entire text history with your partner?
Would you rather get matching piercings or matching tattoos?
Would you rather find out your partner hates dogs or find out that they cheated on their ex?
Both would be deal breakers for me, so it doesn't really matter, that relationship is over either way.
Would you rather only be able to eat something that comes out of a can or only eat something that grows in the ground?
Would you rather put maple syrup or Nutella on everything you ate?
Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle?
Would you rather never have a life without air conditioning or never be able to use deodorant?
Would you rather have to shave your head or to have your nose pierced?
Would you rather have a hook for a hand or peg for a leg?
Would you rather grow a ponytail down to your ankles or have a huge Adam's apple?
Would you rather have to make a one-minute speech in front of 10,000 people or have to kiss a frog?
Once again, I was a HS teacher. I'm over the whole public speaking thing. You get used to it when you have to do it every day for 6 hours.
Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again?
Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?
Would you rather work more hours per day, but fewer days or work fewer hours per day, but more days?
Would you rather answer to every question in this article, or write a stupid question?
Would you rather answer to every question in this article, or write a stupid question?