There’s no denying that our lives are full of weary questions - some encountered daily while others creep up on you at the most inconvenient hours. First, we have the existential ones, like what kind of potato I would be. Then, we have those that require immediate attention, like What would happen if I eat the whole pizza.
Lastly, there’s the category of questions you just HAVE to know the answers to, such as Do pigeons get sick drinking water from puddles? So many questions, so many decisions, and solutions - not that much fun. But, there’s one more category of questions that balances out the unpleasantness of the itching dilemmas at hand, and it’s the group of Would You Rather questions. Fun questions are perfect for knowing more about yourself, your friends, and your colleagues; just don’t be surprised when you figure out one of them is a secret anise-lover or prefers cats over dogs.
See, not every question in life has to be of great importance or weight; some are here just for fun. I, for one, was surprised by some of the choices in these Would You Rather inquiries and would love to keep them to myself. The more curious thing, though, would be to see your answers, dear readers, to these Would You Rather questions, so do not hesitate to comment on each of them!
Now, scroll down below, check out the silly questions, and give us your answers - it might be fun. However, if you want it to be even more fun, share this article with your friends and see what they have to say!
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Would you rather glow bright pink every time you're attracted to someone or glow bright red every time someone annoys you?
Would you rather have psychic powers or the ability to remember every fact you learn?
Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?
Would you rather lose a finger or have a headache every day for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the rest of your life or be single forever?
Would you rather be the funniest person in every room or the most intelligent person in every room?
Would you rather give up all of your photographs with your partner or lost your entire text history with your partner?
Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?
Would you rather go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?
Would you rather let your boss or your parents see your full internet history?
Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?
Would you rather wear sweatpants every day for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?
Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again?
Would you rather be able to control your own emotions or be able to control other people's emotions?
Would you rather be middle-class now or a multi-millionaire 150 years ago?
Would you rather have to say "I love you" to everyone you meet or never say "I love you" to anyone?
Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?
Would you rather give up your cellphone for a month or bathing for a month?
Would you rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals?
Would you rather your pet be able to speak to you but not understand what you're saying or your pet understand every word you say but not be able to speak?
Would you rather speak only in a baby voice for a day or only be spoken to in a baby voice for a day?
Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?
Would you rather live a peaceful life in a small cabin in the woods or a drama-filled life in a mansion in a big city?
Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year?
Would you rather date someone much older than you or much younger than you?
Would you rather know how you're going to die or how your S.O. is going to die?
Would you rather end every phone call with “I love you” or accidentally call your partner the wrong name during a fight?
Would you rather be extremely wealthy but only able to walk everywhere or broke but able to travel anywhere in the world?
Would you rather your S.O. have an annoying best friend or an intimidating ex?
Would you rather have police hunting you down for a crime you didn’t commit or a serial killer actually hunting you?
Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you're having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?
Would you rather wear jeans one size too small or shoes two sizes too big?
Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?
Would you rather own a car with a horn that plays "YMCA" every time you touch it or own a car with your kid's favorite cartoon painted on the side?
Would you rather have a backstage pass to see your favorite artist or a ticket to a premiere with your favorite actor?
Would you rather live in a different fancy hotel every night with unlimited room service credit or live in your dream home but not be able to hire any help?
Would you rather wear your partner's clothes for a month or let them pick out yours?
Would you rather know all of your S.O. exes personally or never learn anything about them at all?
Would you rather change the outcome of the last election or get to decide the outcome of the next election?
Would you rather eat only pizza for a year or not eat any pizza for five years?
Would you rather win the lottery but have to spend it all in one day or triple your current salary forever?
Would you rather lose the ability to use GPS for the rest of your life or lose the ability to use a credit card?
Would you rather celebrate the Fourth of July with Taylor Swift or Christmas with Mariah Carey?
Would you rather never use the internet again or never fly on an airplane again?
Would you rather have your S.O. give you a massage or get a professional massage together?
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?
Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?
Would you rather forget your partner’s birthday or your anniversary every year?
Would you rather have to wear stilettos to sleep or have to wear slippers everywhere you go?
Would you rather listen to your least-favorite song on a loop for a year or never listen to any music at all for a year?
Would you rather give up cursing forever or give up ice cream for 12 years?
Would you rather be locked for a week in a room that’s overly bright or a room that’s totally dark?
Would you rather confess to cheating on your partner or catch your partner cheating on you?
Would you rather live forever with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth?
Would you rather accidentally like an old photo of your ex on Instagram or accidentally send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather only be able to communicate via emojis or only be able to communicate via slang words?
Would you rather watch your most embarrassing childhood moment on a one-hour loop every month or remember it once every day for the rest of your life?
Would you rather sing your favorite song all by yourself in front of an arena full or people or just in front of the original artist alone?
Would you rather have to wear a bib every time you go out to eat or drink from a sippy cup every time you're at a bar?
Would you rather make decent money doing what you love or get rich from a job that you hate?
Would you rather have to kiss every person you meet or never kiss your partner again?
Would you rather have to shower every day in scalding hot water or in freezing cold water?
Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?
Would you rather have all of your Google searches or all of the photos on your phone made public?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?
Would you rather be trapped on a desert island with someone who never speaks or with someone who never shuts up?
Would you rather never be able to watch your favorite movie again or never be able to listen to your favorite album again?
Would you rather have your S.O. look through all your text/chat/email history or your boss?
Would you rather date someone with their ex's name tattooed on their chest or date someone whose ex lives next door?
Would you rather let your S.O. look at your text messages or let them control your finances?
Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex or with your partner and their ex?
Would you rather date someone who doesn't get your favorite movie or someone who can't stand the music you like?
Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?
Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?
Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life?
Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?
Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?
Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?
Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die?
Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?
Would you rather be alone all your life or surrounded by really annoying people?
Would you rather have seven fingers on each hand or seven toes on each foot?
Would you rather sleep in a doghouse or let stray dogs sleep in your bed?
Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?
Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?
Would you rather never use social media again or never watch another movie ever again?
Would you rather give up chocolate for a year or your smartphone for a month?
Would you rather get a face tattoo of something of your choosing or a tattoo in a discreet area chosen by someone else?
Would you rather only be able to watch one show for the rest of your life or only be able to watch the first episode of any show for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to hunt for everything you eat or eat only McDonald's for every meal?
Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day?
Would you rather always say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?
Would you rather be forced to sing along to every song that you hear or be forced to dance along to every song that you hear?
Would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe with no powers or be a Death Eater?
Would you rather have "Baby Shark" stuck in your head forever or the jingle from your least favorite commercial?
Would you rather wear hideous glasses that are perfect for your eyesight or flattering ones that make your vision a tiny bit blurry?
Would you rather never be able to die or have to relive your death over and over for all of eternity?
Would you rather give up brushing your hair or brushing your teeth for the rest of your life?
Would you rather only be able to eat something that comes out of a can or only eat something that grows in the ground?
Would you rather have your own personal chef or instantly become a gourmet chef yourself?
Would you rather get in a fistfight with a stronger person or fall down a flight of stairs?
Would you rather have an assistant to reply to all of your emails or an assistant to do all of your grocery shopping?
Would you rather vacation in the busiest European city or the most remote tropical island?
Would you rather let your partner decorate your entire home or have to do it yourself with no help?
Would you rather be with someone who's always really late or who's always really early?
Would you rather have a partner who takes a lot of selfies or one who takes a lot of pictures of you?
Would you rather your partner had a job that was life-threatening or one that took up a lot of their time?
Would you rather let your partner choose every movie you watch or pick every restaurant you eat at?
Would you rather date someone who your family loves and your friends despise or who your friends love and your family despises?
Would you rather have an arranged marriage or spend the rest of your life single?
Would you rather wear a Halloween costume to your wedding or wear sweatpants on every date for the next two years?
Would you rather date someone with an overbearing ex or someone with overbearing parents?
Would you rather have the ability to always pick out the perfect gift for your partner or have them always be able to pick out the perfect gift for you?
Would you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?
Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else?
Would you rather have a child every year for 20 years or never have any children at all?
Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?
Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?
Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
Would you rather have super-sensitive taste buds or super-sensitive hearing?
Would you rather go vegan for a month or only eat meat and dairy for a month?
Would you rather have a South Park-themed wedding or a Family Guy-themed funeral?
Would you rather sneeze every time you say hi or have the urge to pee every time you ask a question?
Would you rather go without deodorant the day you meet your celebrity crush or run into them when you just rolled out of bed?
Would you rather walk through Disneyland wearing a shirt with your most embarrassing childhood nickname on it or go to your class reunion with a big zit?
Would you rather have to keep a terrible hair cut for a month or let your mother dress you for a month?
Would you rather take unlimited plane trips in a middle seat or one a year in the most extravagant first class cabin?
Would you rather eat the same meal every day for the rest of your life or never get to eat out again?
Would you rather sell all your possessions and hit the road in an R.V. or have everything you want at your fingertips and never be able to travel?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a terribly slow internet connection?
Would you rather always be dressed a little too cold or a little too warm for the weather (no taking off layers!)?
Would you rather find out your partner hates dogs or find out that they cheated on their ex?
On a first date, would you rather have hiccups the entire time or noticeably spill sauce on your shirt?
Would you rather feel like you know your partner better than anyone or feel like they surprise you every day?
Would you rather your S.O. read your childhood or everything you've texted about them to your friends?
Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?
Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?
Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds?
Would you rather be always stuck in traffic but find a perfect parking spot or never hit traffic but always take forever to park?
Would you rather live until you are 200 and look your age or look like you’re 22 your whole life, but die at age 65?
Would you rather only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life or only be able to watch one movie for the rest of your life?
Would you rather never get a cold ever again or never be stuck in traffic ever again?
Would you rather visit the International Space Station for a week or spend a week in a hotel at the bottom of the ocean?
Would you rather burb soap bubbles when you're drunk or have your hair turn green when you're drunk?
Would you rather have chapped lips you can never get rid of or dandruff you can never get rid of?
Would you rather never be able to get a haircut again or never be able to shave again?
Would you rather never be able to lie or never be able to tell when someone's lying to you?
Would you rather get cheated on and know about it or not get cheated on and always be suspicious?
Would you rather go on a romantic, lazy beach vacation with your S.O. or a busy tour of a foreign city?
Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?
Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?
Would you rather stay the age you are physically forever or stay the way you are now financially forever?
Would you rather people knew all the details of your finances or all the details of your love life?
Would you rather get your paycheck given to you in pennies or never be able to use cash again?
Would you rather see Lady Gaga in a movie or see Bradley Cooper in concert?
Would you rather have to hunt and gather all of your food or eat McDonald’s for every meal?
Would you rather have a driver to take you everywhere or a private chef who makes all your meals?
Would you rather work the job you have now for a year at double your current rate of pay or have one year off with what you are making now?