This is a "know your crowd" situation. I would hope the couple's friends and family have the same sense of humour as they do.

The bit that infuriates me the most is the "Eat what you're given, you fat f**k." So people with allergies, lactose intolerance and other dietary needs are just supposed to starve then?

The RSVP. NO

Wel.. fu** you.

Wow idk if they r trying to be cool or get 200 RSVP No's

The only one where they are being 'polite' is the one where they were asking for money. Typical.

Funnily enough it doesn't insult the reader while asking for money

Like it. Come, party, have a great time, go home!

Not gonna lie this is kind of funny. I feel like this might be totally appropriate for certain types of people. Although I hate this new thing of telling people what to give you as a gift. Dietary requirements for weddings have gone off the rails, though. It used to be people would let you know if they needed a vegetarian option or if they had an allergy. A friend of mine had a guest (not even a family member, it was a guest of a family member) send an entire page of what she can't eat as well as how she want the food cooked and what meals she would prefer to be offered. Like...WTF?

Who wrote this invite? Samuel L Jackson?

Honestly it matters on what their friend's and family's sense of humor is. This could be hilarious to them and probably not meant to offend them

so edgy

This is very obviously a joke.

Gotta say. As someone with food allergies, I wouldn’t be going to this haha. I almost always bring my own food or eat ahead anyways, but this is just kind of a jerk move. We can’t control the foods that make us sick.

What is this, a Trailer Park Boys wedding invite?

This is funny apart from the dietary requirements. And the excessive amount of insults. And the part where they ask for money. So basically just the 's**t you need to know' part

Clearly tongue-in-cheek

I think I've seen this one before. IIRC, the website (where you're supposed to go if you have questions) is just a rickroll.

Classy.

What we all think when sending invites, but never say! Love!

I would send that back with "F--off, you entitled t**ts" scrawled across it, and then block them on everything.

Go to hell and take your “wedding” with you! 🤮

Sorry, I will be sick on that day.

Yeah I would never be friends with people like that.

nah this is how cool friends talk to each other

Classy

OMG!

This can't be for real, can it?

This..I love.

Trashy! Was this for the watermelon lovers in the other post?

Somebody better has RSVPed “can’t come. Not busy, just don’t give a f**k”

Must be a relative of Gordon Ramsay.

I get they are trying to be witty. I for one love a well used f word. Sadly they have overused said f word and it just comes across as strange. Or trying too hard.

I hope no one showed.

Fantasy announcement ! LOL

I wouldn't go if I got this passive aggressive note. Talk about narcissist

Classy.