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BeesEelsAndPups 3 months ago

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick

3points

MonicaChicagoGal 3 months ago

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard 🤣

1point

Space Invader 3 months ago (edited)

Don't punch. Kick him in the groin and reply "Now I made sure you no longer have one, either"

20points

Wang Zhuang 3 months ago

Yes, Thailand is known for its "lady boys", but seriously dude?

14points

reuben kift 3 months ago

That's horrifying. OP is a better person than me cos if I was in that situation, I wouldn't have stopped at one punch.

13points

Jihana 3 months ago

And definitely not limited it to the face.

9points

Sami-Jo Ross 3 months ago

Starting this list STRONG.

6points

xolitaire 3 months ago

So he assaulted you in the middle of a public place (a tourist-y place to begin with) and nobody cared. Wow.

5points

Cat Chat 3 months ago

How do you know that? Just because OP didn't include the reactions of people there doesn't mean nobody cared or didn't react. When I am out with others I don't pay much attention to people outside my group. Maybe most others there didn't see it happen.

9points

Sky Render 3 months ago (edited)

I know people in my home country of the US that want this to be legal. They see sexually assaulting women by groping them as a valid expression of their transphobia.

2points

Snazzy Smurf 3 months ago

That would have been the day he sang soprano.

2points

Apatheist Account2 3 months ago

One does have to be careful in that part of the world.

1point

Senjo Krane 3 months ago

Yeah but that's Thailand for you......

0points

Sheena Leversedge Wood 3 months ago

and still people deny that transphobia is dangerous for cis women as well as trans women.

0points

Joe Phillips 3 months ago

So do you have one?

0points

Ormond Otvos 3 months ago

So, do you have a D***?

0points

michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c 3 months ago

Guy would've been left dickless if it would've been me, problem solved!

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 3 months ago

WTF?!

0points

How do I get home 3 months ago

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0points

YaMaOnToast 3 months ago

He could have just asked nicely.....

0points

Bad Alchemy 3 months ago

Not clear if the man was a Thai national or another tourist/ex-pat. But if it was a Thai national the Thai authorities would actually take that offense very seriously. Assaulting anyone like that is a huge cultural no-no, and especially a tourist in a country that relies heavily on tourist income.

0points

Scott Rackley 3 months ago

The crocodile dundee greeting

0points

Gina Gartola 3 months ago

That's called assault.

0points

James Anthony 3 months ago

He'd have lost his in that exchange.

0points

Adam Zad 3 months ago

In your loudest voice (while holding his hand in the air): DID ANYBODY LOSE A HAND? I FOUND ONE WHERE IT DIDN'T BELONG!!

0points

Ben Aziza 3 months ago

This aint a date this is a psychotic random encounter holy s**t. I would have reported the guy. Or in Thailand you can scream and a mob would kick his a*s.

0points

matt ahearn 3 months ago

Anyway that worked out, is mostly going to lead to getting punched in the face.

0points

Drsmotch 3 months ago

Are you Andrew Tate?

0points

CSC 3 months ago

Disgusting!

0points

Joseph Dixon 3 months ago

I think trust is important in a relationship. Just ask.

0points

ggus44 3 months ago (edited)

That was definetly not a date for him, just a chance for an assault...

0points

Valdemar 3 months ago

Google lady boys and you'll understand why.

-1point

Ronald Robin 3 months ago

Bro is wrong for doing that but there is a problem in Thailand with lots of girls having c*cks.

-1point

ginshun 3 months ago

Well, while he could have found a better way to go about it, I understand his concern, being in Thailand.

-2points

Anna Ekberg 3 months ago

Makes me wonder how many chicks with dïcks this guy had dated already, Thailand is well famous for their lady boys.

-2points

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out After a very nice date with a man who seemed to be a nice guy, I didn't feel the spark and something felt off. I wasn't going to lead him on, and I'd never ghost anyone. When we were outside my apartment, I told him he was great, but I wasn't interested in a second date.

I've never seen the kind of rage that instantly spread across his face as he screamed at me, "GOOD! BECAUSE I DONT DATE FAT UGLY B****ES LIKE YOU, ANYWAY! YOU F*****G C**T!" And then kept ranting, none of which I heard because I was running my a*s up to the entrance of my building and was never so grateful for key card entry and door men.

Dodged a f*****g missile there.

thedrywitch , Budgeron Bach Report

Final score:

149points

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Pandarosa 3 months ago

Oh God same except we saw each other for a month. I called it off over the phone, wasn't really going anywhere, 5 min later he's screaming outside my door the worst language I'd ever heard, brought the entire neighbourhood out, police were called for me thank goodness. Dreadful stuff ☹️

72points

Alone-Reality-6277 , cottonbro studio Report

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out She told me she liked "free expensive food"... I told her she had the intelligence of a corn flake and the personality of a cardboard box.

Final score:

130points

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Evan not Hansen 3 months ago

I am going to steal those insults now thank you very much

61points

weshallbekind , RDNE Stock project Report

Verywell Mind suggests avoiding making too many judgmental comments on your first dates. You want to leave a positive impression instead of coming off as someone who’s overly negative. If you find that you’re not clicking with the other person, you can simply choose not to go on another date instead of criticizing them too much.

While compliments are nice to give and receive, it’s really best not to go overboard with them. Your date might feel a bit weirded out if you’re constantly gushing about how amazing they are.

Meanwhile, you should also avoid talking about your ex-partners on your first dates. A lot of people have had relationships that weren’t stellar, yes. But if you’re constantly badmouthing other people you’ve dated, you’re sending some weird signals to your date. When you blame someone for being unequivocally awful, you can seem like a person who avoids taking any responsibility for the relationship having failed. Furthermore, it might give off the impression that you’re not over your ex or that you’re overly judgmental of others.

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out "You know, I don't usually think fat girls are pretty, but you look great!"

This, importantly, was NOT said to me by the person I was *on a date with*.

This was said to me by a random 80 year old man who decided to INTERRUPT MY DATE.

Final score:

119points

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Pandarosa 3 months ago

Oh good grief!

46points

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out This was a tinder date and he found out i was 1/2 asian and he said well i only like the half of you that’s white. GIRL WHAT.

stripedjade , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

118points

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Ripley 3 months ago

It's great when the garbage takes itself out.

78points

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Not what she said, but what I said.

We were on a date in the city and walking around while it was really cold outside. We sat down somewhere to take some rest and just chat up and it became quite awkward. Both felt the 'spark' but were to afraid to take a step. So her step was telling me she was cold so I would come in and put my arm over her.

Welll, what did I do? I just said I was cold too and just sat there being all awkward not even moving an inch towards her. Just arms down, chilling without saying a word, being cold as fk.

Apparently it worked because we've been together for 8.5 years and engaged now, but well... it was one of the most awkward things I've ever done I think.

TheEpiczzz , Enes Karahasan Report

Final score:

110points

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Marianne 3 months ago

It's human nature to be awkward and stupid when we have feelings for a person. ;)

60points

It’s also best not to focus just on yourself when you’re going out, Gentleman's Journal states. The fact is, people tend to enjoy talking about themselves. If you dominate the conversation, your date might feel left out or like you’re not interested in them at all. Show that this isn’t the case. Be curious. Ask them questions. Actively listen to the other person instead of waiting for your turn to speak.

Look, the reality is that everyone makes mistakes. Nobody’s ‘perfect.’ And your nerves can get the better of you if you haven’t dated much or it’s been a while since you were single. While it’s inevitable that everyone will make social mistakes, some of them are far worse than others.

A bit of awkwardness and embarrassment is fine. It’s to be expected. What’s definitely not dandy is for your date to start spouting rude comments and insults. You can tell a lot about another person’s values and character not just by what they say but also by how they say it.

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out “I have a boyfriend” after inviting me on a date, rubbing my leg, sitting in my lap and hugging me, whispering in my ear after which I tried to kiss her and she pulled away saying she had a boyfriend. I am still confused until this day.

Vaganhope_UAE Report

Final score:

105points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

Understandably!

49points

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out You're pretty - for a DARK SKINNED CHICK.

fulife2669 , Ketut Subiyanto Report

Final score:

103points

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Pandarosa 3 months ago

"You're saying big words for a little child."

72points

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out First date had been relatively normal, but while driving back to her place she hits me with this completely out of nowhere;

"I personally think we should just kill anyone over the age of 65, as their life is basically over at that point anyways."

When I voiced my disagreement with that (ridiculous) sentiment, she said that I "wasn't allowed to have an opinion" on the topic because she worked in health care and I didn't.

Needless to say, I dropped her off and never spoke to her again.

TheAnchorman24 , Courtney Corlew Report

Final score:

103points

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Libstak 3 months ago

She works in health CARE? She needs to be reported and watched carefully.

120points

funes_the_mem0rius , Luis Poletti Report

While honesty is a virtue, complete and unfiltered openness can create a lot of problems. There’s being direct. And then there’s being far too blunt. A dash of politeness and a smidgen of kindness can go a long way when creating a connection with other people.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that you should pretend to be someone completely different on your date. It just means that you should strive to be more sensitive to how your behavior affects the people around you. Emotional intelligence is underrated. The upside is that empathy is a skill like any other and can be honed through careful practice and cultivating better self-awareness.

#10

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out After leaving a pub where we were getting a round of drinks, we strolled past a Tiffany’s jewelry store. She stopped us and gestured to the expensive window items and said, “If this is going to be a thing,” implying her and I as a couple, “then THIS is gonna be a thing,” nodding towards the window.

I laughed it off. She didn’t.

No second date transpired.

Final score:

101points

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DarkViolet 3 months ago

Your wallet thanks you.

57points

#11

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out She came from a foreign country and said:

‚You should date someone from your own country to keep your population clean.‘

We were sitting at a park at that time, I straight up stood up and walked away.

guerrero2 , Anh Nguyen Report

Final score:

100points

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Pandarosa 3 months ago

Wow.

30points

Kooky_Transition9624 , Katerina Holmes Report

#12

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Went on a first date with a coworker’s daughter (she encouraged the arrangement), we went to dinner, everything is going good when I go to drop her off she asks me to come inside so i oblige. We are chillin on her bed and talking about life and somehow she brings up that if her ex baby daddy (who had just dumped her and moved to another state leaving her with a 5 month old to fend for themselves) came back asking for a second chance she would give it to him. She said this with a serious straight faced expression. And that’s not the worst part I went on to date her for over a month after that and it was the most mentally damaging relationship I’ve ever been in. Boys when the crazy slips out on the first date, RUN and don’t look back.

Final score:

96points

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Wang Zhuang 3 months ago

Why did he keep dating her for a month? After that statement, that should have been the first and last date. He was basically a "you'll do for now" guy

59points

What is the worst thing someone has said to you while you were on a date with them? What’s the most awful date you’ve ever been on, dear Pandas? What advice would you give someone who’s completely new to the dating world? If you’re feeling up to it, share your experiences in the comments.

#13

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out He kissed me twice, passionately . Then he told me he wasn't really that attracted to me . I asked him why he kissed me, and he said the moon, your eyes, it was beautiful , I said what, but you're not really attracted me? He said no, like only 40% attracted to you. I said f**k off and walked away.

Medium-Wear-7586 , x ) Report

Final score:

95points

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Karina 3 months ago

When you love yourself so much you want a romantic moment under the moon, but are unable to french yourself 😅

11points

#14

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Met on dating site. Drive a bit to meet up with her. As we walk to the restaurant, she runs into a dude she knows and chats him up. No introduction or anything as I stand there awkwardly. Not a huge deal, we only just met in person. She closes out conversation with dude saying "Let's hook up later after I'm done with this" I am pretty noped-out at this point but figure I drove all this way and I am hungry. She then turns to me with a big smile on her face, after dude is a bit away, and says "whew I have been trying to get with him for a while." Dinner was whatever. I get a text from her a while (days) later asking why she hadn't heard from me, "I thought we hit it off." Bless her heart.

cheesykilter Report

Final score:

92points

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George Costanza 3 months ago

Was the dating app Tinder? Maybe she was just on there to F around and thought you were too.

20points

#15

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out A guy I was seeing started crying after being intimate and I panicked and asked 'Omg what's wrong? Are you ok?'.

He responded 'It's nothing, I just...I'm just so disappointed that you aren't a little tiny blonde or Latina, that's all' (Then proceeded to tap my hand).

I was absolutely crushed. Ends up he had narcissistic personality disorder and said it deliberately to hurt me as he knew I was incredibly self conscious at the time of how I looked.

FlyOnAWindshield_ , Edward Eyer Report

Final score:

90points

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reuben kift 3 months ago

Please, tell us whether or not you noped the f**k outta there after that.

41points

#16

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out As soon as I stepped out of the car she said: “oh, too short” and started laughing. This was in the beginning of the date too lol.

anon , Tim Samuel Report

Final score:

89points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

*closes door and drives away*

115points

#17

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out I cooked dinner (spaghetti carbonara) she proceeded to talk to her friend during their dinner about their upcoming court date.
After the dinner she proceeded to down a bottle of vodka, she passed out 40 min later so i carried her to the bedroom, put her in bed, filled a glass with water and let her sleep.
Called a mate and we went out partying, came back 05 in the morning, she woke up and asked where i had been, told her i was in the room next door, she then asked if we could start drinking again which i answered no too. She then said that she saw i had a bottle of whiskey down stairs but i just said that she should not be drinking anymore, we argued for 30 min and then went to bed, we fell asleep and i drove her home the next morning. She said we should meet again and that i was the nicest guy she had met.... Blocked her on all social media and continued to live my life.

McFluffy96 , Sam Lion Report

Final score:

86points

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DarkViolet 3 months ago

Good move.

32points

#18

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Nothing. He literally said nothing. I was freshly divorced, he was an older friend of a friend. Our mutual friend talked him up and set up a blind date for us at a dinner party.

He didn't say a word, just grinned and stared at me. I'm an introvert myself, so I can appreciate being laconic. I tried everything to get him to say something. How old are you kids? Grin. How long have you been divorced? Grin.

I felt bad for the guy, but a little creeped out, too.

mustbethedragon , Joice Borges Report

Final score:

82points

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Andy Cran 3 months ago

aww, probably shell shocked and tongue tied.... been there 😏☺️😁

17points

The-golden-god678 , Eduardo Soares Report

#19

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Let me see your bank account. .

Final score:

80points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

😅👆 (wrong finger)

49points

#20

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out "I only shower once a week"

Completely unprovoked a few minutes into the date. She had a noticeable odor.

goober_d00ber , Yaroslav Shuraev Report

Final score:

77points

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Nina 3 months ago

The showering once a week isn't that big of a problem, as long as you wash yourself everyday at the important parts (pits, tits & slits). Assuming you haven't rolled in mud or otherwise got dirty.

26points

#21

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Asked which girl he should go on a next date with. Even showed pics of different girls and asked my opinion on them. And had the audacity to text me some time later when I was already in a relationship. Bro doesn't know what game he is playing.

_mr_taco_ , Natalie Bond Report

Final score:

76points

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Lauren Caswell 3 months ago

I'd guess it's one of those awful 'male influencer' followers that treat interactions with women as a game, not just talk to us as ppl

29points

#22

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out "wow, you really think you are smart because you went to xxx college and I didn't huh? Do you even know what an NDA is because I signed one for Meta"

My good sir, not a brag.

SoLostForever , Nathan Dumlao Report

Final score:

75points

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Royal Stray 3 months ago

That's a really weird thing to say, not to mention brag about

29points

GlitteringFeature146 , Mohit Marwaha Report

#23

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out He took me to a sports bar doing 1/2 price wine bottles.. because I like sports and wine.. (and it was the first round of the nhl playoffs) then proceeded to tell me how professional hockey was scripted for 2 hours. He paid for some food and I paid for the wine (which we predetermined and I was more than happy with) but then asked to take my leftovers home (was a few fries and awkward part of the tortilla from my Cesar wrap that had no stuff in it), and explained that he needed it for an experiment he was working on with his roommate. After the date was done and we were leaving he asked me to come 45mins away (at like 10pm) to his place, not for sex, but because he lived alone and there was supposed to be a thunderstorm.

The whole date was weird and I politely told him I’m okay, and I didn’t really think we clicked that well. He then said… “oh that makes sense, you’re not very intelligent and I’m looking for a dumb girl, but not YOU dumb”. Was super confused about that to be honest because told me he didn’t finish highschool and couldn’t math out what 1/2 price wine even was because the menu only said it was 39$ but didn’t give the 1/2 price night amount.

Final score:

68points

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Hayhaypaula 3 months ago

So he wanted to take your leftovers to his roommate, but he lived alone?

92points

#24

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out After telling him I did a physics degree: "Are you, like, autistic or something?"

Probably not the worst thing, but definitely the thing that left me a bit speechless.

lcf-xo , Emily Ranquist Report

Final score:

68points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

"No it was in Acoustics" 🙃

31points

#25

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out I had a guy tell me on our first Valentine's day together that if the best relationship he had was with his ex and if she ever wised up he'd go back to her.

anon , ELEVATE Report

Final score:

67points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

I guess she was already wise, hence she was not with him? 🤔

5points

#26

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Took an online dating match to a Thai place and then to an acapella concert (both things she wanted to do). The Thai place messed up my order in preparation and did not ever bring it to us. Our waiter was overwhelmed and by the time he got back to us he realized the mistake. I just had him take it off and paid for us, leaving a tip.

While waiting for the concert to start, I asked her about being a vocal major and asked if she had a go to karaoke song. She told me she would never risk her instrument with something so basic as that. After the show finished, she said she could never take me serious as a man because I didn’t demand that the whole bill be free and that I left a tip still. .

buffalotrace , Clem Onojeghuo Report

Final score:

67points

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reuben kift 3 months ago

Yeah, cos being a decent human being is totally unmanly.

87points

Goddessviking86 , Katerina Holmes Report

#27

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Guy in college took me out to dinner and he said, “Are you sure you’re all woman? I can’t help but feel you had surgery to be a woman because women aren’t supposed to be as masculine as you are.”

I splashed water in his face and said, “do you see Adam’s Apple on me?!” Instead of waiting for his answer I stormed out and was thankful I didn’t order anything to eat.

Final score:

67points

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Biytemii 3 months ago

I have an Adam's apple been teased all my.life for it because I am actually a girl with a pronounced Adam's apple. It does happen not all women don't have one some do

42points

#28

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Wasn't me, but my brother had an interest in "the weird girl" of his class.

He went on exactly one date with her to which she ended the night saying "you would make a handsome corpse."

The plot twist? She is my wife's cousin, and this happened before we got together.

madara1890 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

66points

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DennyS (denzoren) 3 months ago

Why thank you. Better to be handsome after death than never right? lol

21points

#29

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out That I looked like I ate a lot of cheese.

veg_head_86 , Lina Kivaka Report

Final score:

65points

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Farah the Turtle 3 months ago

thats a compliment imho

45points

#30

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out "Your earlobes are so fat, like a Buddha.".

Heroic-Forger , Daniela Ruiz Report

Final score:

51points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

Maybe they were Ferengi? 🤷‍♂️🤓

47points

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#31

One guy said to me - “You’re not really my type, but you’ll do for now”.

That was the first and last date with that tool. 🗑️.

Final score:

30points

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UncleJohn3000 3 months ago

He wasn't looking for Miss Right, he was looking for Miss Right Now.

8points

#32

It wasnt said but the worst date I have been on is when I was meeting a girl for drinks and she turned up heavily pregnant with a baby in a push chair. We forgot to mention this in the tinder bio, and in the days worth of messaging back and forth.

TheRealMrJams Report

Final score:

30points

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Shaunn Munn 3 months ago

Pregnant and drinks alcohol. Stupid.

14points

#33

Worst thing was-

What would you do if I locked you in my basement just like a real kidnapper would do.

anon Report

Final score:

30points

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DennyS (denzoren) 3 months ago

"Hmmmm, let me go to the washroom real quick while I consider that" and nope the hell out of there.

14points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#34

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Will you join me and my husband?

juliusnvincevega , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

27points

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Michael Largey 3 months ago

"Why? Are you falling apart?" - Groucho Marx

15points

#35

Housemate organised a date with a guy who seemed nice enough up until she had to reschedule to half an hour later…

..which set him off on a tirade about her biological clock. Yeah. She noped outta that pretty damn fast.

Multiplexion Report

Final score:

27points

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WindySwede 3 months ago

Doesn't sound like a loss..

13points

#36

After finishing eating at a nice restaurant: I was just here for a free meal, thanks I’m going to go.

CherryManhattan Report

Final score:

27points

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SCP 4666 3 months ago

And this is why you don't pay for a whole dinner on first dates.

26points

#37

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Friend of mine went on a date. They hit it off and he was going to ask for her number. The girl blurted out. Can you give your sister my number?

cidknee1 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

26points

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Karina 3 months ago

When the playing fiels dont match, there are no losers, only embarresment 😅

9points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#38

“You can just sit there and look pretty” we’d planned an activity together and when I wanted to participate he said that. Shallow prick.

Kr0v3d13 Report

Final score:

26points

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Maartje 3 months ago

Sois belle et tais-toi. Not shallow, misogynistic.

2points

#39

I’m looking to be a teacher, but I have a criminal record… nothing big though.

Proceeds to find gun charges and fleeing the police….

Dubz1781 Report

Final score:

25points

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Michael Largey 3 months ago

A guy who refuses to learn wants to be a teacher.

2points

#40

How long will this take because I have another date at 9pm….

OpinionFun1395 Report

Final score:

24points

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Ripley 3 months ago

"Not long at all. In fact, you can go now if you like".

37points

#41

She let it slip she had another date that night at a bar so it was clear this was a meal ticket. I casually paid for my half of the meal and bailed.

AulMoanBag Report

Final score:

23points

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Snazzy Smurf 3 months ago

I hope she didn't show up with an empty stomach and an empty wallet.

7points

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#42

I set up a date of watching the sunrise over the mountain.
“I wish I could find a man like you”.
She thought me waking super early and planning a day together was just buddy time.

I spent hours hauling and placing a heavy af tree limb over the creek as a lovers perch. The rest of summer, I saw actual couples use it.

Dr-Zoidberserk Report

Final score:

23points

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Pittsburgh rare 3 months ago

It's important to use the word "date" when going on a date. Some people are painfully oblivious.

28points

#43

I went on a few dates with a mental health nurse who asked if I was autistic. Went on another date with a different mental health nurse. Got asked the same question. I'm probably on the spectrum, if I can ever afford to get a diagnosis I'll try and let them know. .

Cmdr_Morb Report

Final score:

22points

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Andy Cran 3 months ago (edited)

don't get me started 😆😆😆...I once dated someone who "didn't want to activate my Aspergers" yeah like there's an on/off button, like asking someone not to be downs/williams syndrome 🤦‍♂️

8points

#44

We had a long date and worked our way back to her place. I thought I was getting lucky, we sat on the couch and immediately she started talking about some guy she knew that I met once. Then for ten minutes, she kept going on about him. Completely deflated any moment and I left shortly thereafter.

anon Report

Final score:

21points

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Nils Skirnir 3 months ago

That was her intent

20points

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#45

Went on a date and the first thing the girl said was "i thought you said you was 6ft"

I am exactly 6ft.

Date was just weird and awkward after that.

SickBoylol Report

Final score:

21points

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Andy Cran 3 months ago

tell them you're 5ft 12in 😆... that messes with their minds

19points

#46

She was talking about her ex a lot and it led to her saying she still loves him and then calling me awkward and not fun when I had no comment to any of it. I’m just like 👁️👄👁️🍝. We were at an Italian place lol.

Only_Joke_2466 Report

Final score:

21points

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Pittsburgh rare 3 months ago (edited)

Apparently, not commenting about his ex's "big green eyes" was "hostile" lol. That was just the last of a very long list of comments on her hair, her hobbies and whatnot *yawn*

3points

#47

We got into a conversation about family and friends shortly after a whole makeout session, and then he told me, and I quote:

"Oh but I wouldn't want you to meet my friends, because I don't want you to feel bad. They might think you're ugly. And it wouldn't be the best idea for you to meet my family either, because you're an atheist and they're very religious."

Needless to say, I blocked his a*s.

Tenebrief Report

Final score:

21points

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Space Invader 3 months ago

"What a coincidence! Because I have no desire to neet you again, either."

7points

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#48

I was a senior in high school. I had just moved to a new part of the country. This girl wanted to go out with me and so I asked her out. She said she wanted to go to this amusement park. I loved amusement parks and going on rides. Sounds like a great time, right? So, I take her to the amusement park. It was quite expensive for me as I had one of those low paying first jobs. We get inside the park and I asked if she wants to go on a certain ride. She looks at me and says she doesn't go on rides. But I can go on by myself. I'm processing this. I'm poor and spend all my money to take her to a place that she requested. She doesn't go on rides. I was so pissed. I told her I was taking her home. I cranked up some hard rock and drove about as fast as I could. I get her back to her place. I said bye.

bigboxes1 Report

Final score:

19points

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Shaunn Munn 3 months ago

Don't speed. Be the mature one.

13points

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#49

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out “your art is cool and all but it’s nothing like mine” he proceeded to take me to his house that smelled like pure weed and showed me his painting that i kid you not where 2nd grade level. think “w”shaped grass at the bottom, rectangle tree with solid cloud shaped levels and sun in the corner. this is compared to my art which isn’t the best but oil paintings of people and faces that took DAYS to complete. he was completely serious. AND he was color blind so everything was just weird colors that didn’t match.

skyfully , Brett Sayles Report

Final score:

18points

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Michael Largey 3 months ago

So "it's nothing like mine" turned out to be quite true.

20points

#50

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out “How much do you make per year?”

“I wanted to get a used Mercedes with 80k miles on it”

I barely know her, her score went from a solid 8 to 3 real quick.

EastWindBreaks , Kiran KR Report

Final score:

18points

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Pittsburgh rare 3 months ago

I'm looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6'5'', blue eyes 🤣

7points

#51

Oh lawwdy... These are all from the same date. Bearing in mind she used photographs that's where atleast 5 years old and 6 dress sizes smaller.

..'when are you going to start being charming'
'by the way I'm vegan now'
'starwars? You know no one likes starwars and you're weird for liking it'.

secondsniff Report

Final score:

18points

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DennyS (denzoren) 3 months ago

No one likes star wars? Really? Oh I guess that's why they keep making so much of it.

18points

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#52

"Yeah I got let go because I guess I have a 'resting b***h face?'"

This is after she insisted we switch restaurants and started complaining about the restaurant SHE picked out. No words were shared on the way home, no texts exchanged after I dropped her grumpy a*s off either.

Skiddds Report

Final score:

17points

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reuben kift 3 months ago

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0points

#53

I was seeing a girl for a couple of months and for her birthday, brought her to our capital city, and paid for everything. She loves animals so we went to the zoo and we went to the cinema, went shopping, nice dinner the whole 9 yards. On the bus on the way home, she turned around and told me she couldn't trust me. The next two hours was probably one of the most awkward silences I've ever encountered. I finished with her a couple of days later.

tayto175 Report

Final score:

17points

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DarkViolet 3 months ago

Ugh.

8points

#54

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out “I’m so glad you don’t have an accent.”.

anon , Josh Willink Report

Final score:

16points

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Pittsburgh rare 3 months ago (edited)

Everybody...has one. If you think you don't you need to go outside your house

17points

#55

So i (f 19) and him (m 22) went to a nice restaurant for our first date and I wore my nicest and favourite outfit a nice pair of jeans and a black turtle neck top. We went out to a bar after for a few drinks to chat more and he turned around and asked "can I have your wishlist darling" I had asked how come, and what he said led to me not asking for a second date. He told me my clothes were horrible, and he didn't want to be seen around someone who wears items of clothing like that so he wanted to buy me new clothes and offered that he even just picked them out himself as he saw other girls "looking down on me" for my outfit choice. These girls were my friends who smiled and said hello before going back to their own conversations and did not once look down on me.

But according to a few that not asking for a second date due to a comment around my clothes was horrible as the rest of the date before that went well.

katiecifuentes Report

Final score:

15points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

And the attempt to control you starts early…

1point

Comprehensive-Cry339 Report

#56

“Honestly I didn’t even want to come for a date” after she choose the date and time.

Final score:

14points

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Michael Largey 3 months ago

"If you actually knew the meaning of the word 'honestly', we wouldn't be sitting here in the first place, would we?"

8points

FlatFurffKnocker , cottonbro studio Report

#57

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out Ohh, this is a date.

Final score:

11points

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Royal Stray 3 months ago

Depending on where the intonation is, this could be everything from really sweet to very awkward

12points

#58

I went on a date with a woman who worked in early childhood education. I think specifically with autistic kids.

Anyway, I had just watched a documentary on the brain of a child and how it develops which I thought might have relevance to her interests.

In particular I remember being fascinated at how the brain doesn't develop the ability to empathize with others until around 6 or 7 years old. Which means that in a short period we go through such an enormous shift in our brain function that we transcend from being mere animals to being people who are capable of cooperation and complex societies.

So, with all of -- that -- on my brain, I was anxious to share my thoughts and I blurted out "It's like they're not even people at that age".

Something came up and she had to leave the date early. I never found out what it was.

Boboar Report

Final score:

10points

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Libstak 3 months ago

Anyone who has been hugged and kissed by a baby or toddler knows that simply is not true. Kids are super empathic imo.

18points

More_Purchase_1980 Report

#59

"This is my sister, and my cousin." There was only one person there.

Final score:

8points

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Zoe Vokes 3 months ago

I mean that can happen but I don’t know why you’d tell people. Maybe her mum got pregnant by her partner’s brother (either an affair or they were in a relationship after she and partner broke up). You’d then have a half-sister and cousin.

4points

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#60

In our third date, she said she didn't like pizza.

Final score:

4points

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Libstak 3 months ago

Ooh, red flag...a lifetime potentially never having pizza delivery, Netflix and chill, nope.

15points

#61

On a second date with a girl after what seemed to be a good first date. Halfway into dinner she looks at me and said "I think I may join a coven"... There was no third date she may be in a coven.

middleofalmost Report

Final score:

4points

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LaserBrain 3 months ago

What's wrong with that?

18points

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Scotira 3 months ago

Ok, I have a question to all my fellow pandas: what's this thing with going on dates with different people in the same time frame? I remember my best friend after a year in the US (on a school exchange) tell me she dated a couple guys at the same time, that was normal in the US. And I was like 👀. If I were trying to see if a relationship/ date was going anywhere I'd be immediately put off if I found out the guy had been seeing other women. And I would expect it's the same for the men. And that "are we exclusive" thing? Excuse me? If I have sex with someone (other than a one night stand) that is a given and not something that has to be asked 😳. Am I just old? I mean I'm happily married since more than 10 years and if this is how it is today should my husband leave before me, I'll just get a ton of cats and be done with it.

18points

Elle Lian 3 months ago

I think you look at the first several dates as a compatibility test. You are there to do two things: have fun and get to know the other person. If either decides that you aren’t compatible, then you go on with life. You can’t take it personally. (But, I know that’s easier said than done.) I think in a lot of cases, you need to date a lot of people to figure out what you like and if this person meets that criteria. (This is all considering you didn’t previously know these people well.) When my husband and I met, he had dates with other women lined up, but quit dating when he decided that he wanted to get more serious with me (pending I agreed, of course). I didn’t take offense b/c I could easily have done the same. There wasn’t any commitment yet. Now, had he continued to date after that point, there would have been problems! lol.

7points

Alexandra 3 months ago

I'm exaggerating slightly, but I'm soooo glad I don't date! It sounds so confusing, so tiring and, above all, it sounds like not a lot of fun but a lot of stress. Apparently dating is a hobby for some and an opportunity to get fee meals for others.

14points

Uncle Schmickle 3 months ago

Totally agree.

1point

Tonyah Mcanelly 3 months ago

I went on a date with a guy . we had dinner and that was it. I drove no biggie. he could not read the menu Red flag no. one I pulled over for an ambulance he told me there is no reason to do that because the emergency is not real its a test Red flag no. 2 . After dinner we go back to my car he wants to light up a cigarette in my brand new car. I told him he needed to put it out.. I dont smoke i dont want it in my car. I have asthma and showed him my inhaler His response was in my country women do as men tell them . I said in my country the car is in my name GTFO. I made him uber home .

13points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 months ago

Did he also wear a red flag? He's like the red flag of red flags lol Glad you saw it early.

6points

Widdershins66 3 months ago

Can i take "all of the above" regarding the 4 choices offered? 🤗

7points

justagirl 3 months ago

where's the "all of the above" option in the poll?

5points

Violet Radar 3 months ago

Was about to go on a date with a guy who divulged he had just gotten out of prison for solicitation to have his wife offed. Of course he was innocent and had to take the plea deal, that's the only reason he went to prison. He said it was a misunderstanding, he had only hired a person to SCARE, not off her. He thought I would still go out with him. Thankful he told me though. I did some digging and discovered three months before he went to jail, he "found her" face down in a creek with massive head trauma so bad that she cannot recall what happened. Hmm, I wonder.

3points

Lace Neil 3 months ago

I went on a date, drinks at a pub and he walked me home afterwards. Outside my house, after acting like a gentleman all through the date, he then started putting the pressure on me to invite him in for sex. I said, after ages of trying to get him to accept the word "no", that my brothers were in the living room and if he didn't leave right now, it wouldn't be good for him. He left. A few weeks later, I met my current boyfriend who I'm still with.

3points

WalterWhiteSavannah 3 months ago

Unfortunately it seems like my current relationship may be over sooner than later and God I'm not looking forward to dating again if and when I do. My options ate essentially people at work or apps and I've had some experiences on dating apps. One immediately told me she wants kids with me (like as an icebreaker) which, fair to an extent, she was 38 I was 33 and I can see why she's in a hurry just was so out of the blue and intense when she said it. Another girl was maybe 110lbs in her pics and probly 250ish when I saw her in person. I don't wanna body shame anyone but like "oh my pics are a couple years old". OK and maybe if you've more than doubled in size the last few years it would be reasonable to have more recent pics.

2points

Data1001 3 months ago

If you've got some extra time in your week, I'd suggest finding an activity you enjoy which involves a decent amount of other people. It could be volunteering, learning a new skill, auditioning for a play, etc. Those are the places where people tend to have much better luck in finding someone to date -- and the bonus is, you will already know that you share similar interests!

1point

Ruth Watry 3 months ago

That his grandpa beat his grandma, but it was OK, because she would not have stayed married to him if she wasn't OK with it.

0points

Brandon Parisien 3 months ago

On a first date with an Indian girl: "let's get married". Insisted it was normal in India. I blocked her; my Indian coworkers confirmed it's not normal, lol. I'm white, and do know about arranged marriages.

0points

Skadi Lifdis 3 months ago

Oh man...I've had some. One guy, I had like 3 dates with when he tells me he was going to Europe with his job and would be gone for a year. Was bummed but whatever. Like 6 months later, he hit me up on the dating site we met, apparently forgetting we had gone out and that he was supposed to be in Europe. Played along for a minute and then reminded him of our brief past. Another - this dude was like super intellectual and I enjoyed someone I could have philosophical conversations with. We went to the Getty on a date and it's going great. Suddenly, he goes "You really should be getting a degree" and started talking down to me. While I've taken some college courses, it wasn't for me and if I want to learn about something, I'll learn. I don't need to go into debt taking classes I don't need to attempt a career that may or may not be boosted by a degree. Started treating me like I was stupid and that was the end of our date.

0points

Marnie 3 months ago

This is totally lame, not a terrible thing, but I just can't ever forget it. I asked a date if he liked System of a Down. He said, "I don't listen to pop music." I should have gotten up and left right then and there. (He ended up stalking/harassing me for a year after we split up. I should have taken it as a sign. Who calls SOAD "pop music"? Only a crazy person.)

0points

Goat express 3 months ago (edited)

The first one is when a guy said that people in Japan that he works with should speak English, even though they live in Japan. The second worst would be nothing. I've had two guys stand me up and ghost me. But I'm happily married now (to a guy who speaks English and Spanish), so they can all bite it.

0points

Mama Clare 3 months ago

Told him I was a bookkeeper.. He asked which books I kept........

0points

Data1001 3 months ago

I was on several dating sites about 15 years ago, and went on maybe a dozen dates during that time. Only one led to more dates, but then quickly became obvious we just didn't have chemistry. Now I'm not at all 'driven' and desperate to date, and it's been really nice not to have to worry about that. Not saying I no longer want that kind of relationship, but I believe it'll come when it comes -- and when I'm a lot more ready for it.

0points

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Scotira 3 months ago

18points

Elle Lian 3 months ago

7points

Alexandra 3 months ago

14points

Uncle Schmickle 3 months ago

Totally agree.

1point

Tonyah Mcanelly 3 months ago

13points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 months ago

Did he also wear a red flag? He's like the red flag of red flags lol Glad you saw it early.

6points

Widdershins66 3 months ago

Can i take "all of the above" regarding the 4 choices offered? 🤗

7points

justagirl 3 months ago

where's the "all of the above" option in the poll?

5points

Violet Radar 3 months ago

3points

Lace Neil 3 months ago

3points

WalterWhiteSavannah 3 months ago

2points

Data1001 3 months ago

1point