Ahhhhhaha! Laughed so hard on this one - definitely a gem!

AHahha that clever grandpa :D

Oh my God, poor girl! How did she not realise he was dead??

I know this isn't suppose to be funny, but picturing a bunch of elderly people escaping and having to go catch them is hilarious to me. I hope you got them all.

Sorry for this man . No teacher deserve such harsh environment to work . A second job means less concentrated and less effective on the most important one.

Yeah, this one is just sad. I worked a lot in care and the woman probably had dementia. I could list about 100 more [and far worse] of these 'funny' stories but to me they are just sad and it isn't anything special either.

not in THAT ear. LOL!!

#bestsummerjob

sneaky kids i like them

Hello Mr. Uncredited

Once I picked up a waitressing shift for a friend at work. When I got out my car had been towed - I paid over $100 to go to work on my day off :(

omg you were only 10 thats wasn't your fault

I didn't have to read past the first sentence.

Psychopaths have to start somewhere - literally.

I can't imagine it paid well, but I don't see how this would be a bad job. Heck, sign me up

"Commitment to the community"? What kind of geniuses come up with notions like this? What a load of horse pucky. Starting a business isn't a commitment to a community. If anything it's a commitment to ones self. There's no commitment unless he was paid in advance. Highly unlikely in a service business like lawn mowing.

I would have nicknamed you Blockhead. XD

The era when dickpics were still sent by regular mail.

I worked for a service drive of a dealership when I was 19. Every man that came to the window would ask to see a manager for an explanation of their bill instead of asking me...even after I told them that I was the one that processed and coded their bill (meaning I had to know how to diagnose and fix any mechanical issues with the cars.) The revenge came one day when I told the guy that I needed to explain some thing about his new engine. He said "I'll talk to the service drive manager, honey." The manager didn't know what had been done. So the customer never got the note that he shouldn't take the car over 55 for the first 500 miles to give the seals time to set. He called less than an hour later to say his engine had blown out from under the hood and all over the freeway. Guess that sexist stereotyping finally jumped up and bit you in the a*s, didn't it honey!

damn. NEVER shake hands again.

oh wow your scared for life

I assume he wasn't the only one who made that pun :) Poor you.

I would LOVE that job!

Paris Hilton thinks that's hot.

LOL @ Careless Whisper. Genius!

People, the response is no! You don't have to do these crazy requests. There are laws to protect you.

I want that shirt lol!

You'll know if you taste it.

So what's the problem? That is a legitimate business.

i could understood a few dead.. .like 5 or 6 top... but 44?

A week? That's disgusting

Damn!

oh, fun

OK, WTF???

Meanwhile they were money laundering.

I’d be throwing up all day after that...

What were they doing there serving it if they were vegan?

The amount of people who don't realize chicken is meat.....

hostile work environment..totally setting themselves up for a lawsuit

I actually worked at a French Bakery one summer in Pike Place Market in Seattle. Every week I'd have the same customer, Antonio, come in and tell me I was beautiful, he'd sweep me away to Italy some day and that doing this would make him the happiest man on Earth. The problem was..he said this to every young girl at the shop.

Shoulda dressed up in your hippo outfit, found the guy who beat you up & cold cocked him..."My pal the polar bear says hi, mother****er!"

ya think????

😂😂😂

Why the f**k weren't you allowed to use the owner's toilet. This is just cruel.

That was mean :(

Did you ever think, "Damn, my mother clears ear-wax out of s****y broken hearing aids just to provide food and shelter for me?"

yes we are, but you need to hold up this 9 iron for 15 minutes before i let you in...

A living wet paint sign