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As far as home designs go, stairs are ones that you want to get right. Any flaw in the execution could lead to an embarrassing trip or, even worse, a serious fall.

We are so used to walking up and down stairways all day every day, that we don't even think to look if everything is in order. These truly horrific stair designs, collected in a list by Bored Panda, are on another level. Poorly planned, dangerous, and maybe even deadly, after seeing them, you might want to look twice before you take your next step!

Seriously, how these design fails even came to live? Scroll down to check out the very worst staircases you'll ever see, and take care out there!

#1

Not A Good Carpet Choice For Stairs If You Ask Me

Not A Good Carpet Choice For Stairs If You Ask Me

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Are you ready for some scintillating stair facts? Of course you are! With thanks to StepJockey, here are a few things about home improvement that you might not have known.

  • Stair climbing is officially classed as a ‘vigorous exercise’ and burns more calories per minute than jogging
  • Stair climbing requires 8-9 times more energy expenditure than sitting and burns about 7 times more calories than taking a lift
  • You burn about 0.17 calories for every step you climb, so you burn roughly a calorie and a half for every 10 upward steps
  • You also burn calories going down. Every stair descended burns about 0.05 calories, so you burn 1 calorie for every 20 steps down
#2

I've Seen Some Crappy Stairs, But This One Takes The Cake

I've Seen Some Crappy Stairs, But This One Takes The Cake

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#3

When You Let Satan Choose The Carpet

When You Let Satan Choose The Carpet

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  • For buildings with five floors or less, it’s nearly always quicker to take the stairs. Studies show office workers save up to 15 minutes a day by taking the stairs.
  • As well as guarding against heart disease, diabetes, stroke and some cancers, stair climbing releases endorphins that produce feelings of wellbeing.
  • Just 7 minutes stair climbing a day has been estimated to more than half the risk of a heart attack over 10 years.
  • Stair climbing cuts carbon emissions. By ditching the lift in a typical office you will save between 0.3 and 0.6 Kg of Co2 a day.
  • Professional skiers often climb stairs to keep competition-fit. Many models do the same to keep their legs toned for the catwalk.
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Camouflage 101

Camouflage 101

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#5

Built The Staircase Exactly As Designed, Boss

Built The Staircase Exactly As Designed, Boss

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Arno Nüüm
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most amazing thing is that they really went through with it all the way. You would think that at some point during the construction they would have been like "oh, this isn't gonna work", but no, they built the entire thing.

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  • Climbing stairs is a classic ‘short burst’ exercise and ideal for the time-poor. The biggest variable in stair climbing is your weight. The heavier you are, the more calories you burn.
  • Other variables affecting calorie burn while stair climbing include the angle of the stairs, your sex, climbing speed, age and general fitness.
  • You burn more calories climbing stairs in high heels.
  • It’s a myth that climbing stairs two at a time burns more calories. More energy is expended over time by taking things slowly.
  • The greatest height reached climbing stairs in 12 hours was 33,000 feet by Chris Solarz of Philadelphia, USA. Solarz climbed 58,080 stairs.
  • The 19th century is regarded by many as the golden era of stair construction. In the 20th century architects gave prominence to lifts.
#6

Stairs That Lead To Nowhere

Stairs That Lead To Nowhere

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My, they are sooo late! I was waiting for flying cars to hit the game somewhere around 2000's. Where are our flying cars (and hoverbords btw)?

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Aly Matthews
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is in Vancouver, BC. 1133 Hornby St. Some dingus architect thought this facade would make the building cool.

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Jacey Lynn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope I don’t accidentally walk on those...thinking I’m going somewhere

Gabriel Sbárbaro
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you mean "nowhere"??? They lead to you dead!!! Or at least to a serious injury!!!

Ivana
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a few nightmares I have had in the past.

Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great for sneaking out. Get a really long rope and tie it really really really really untieably well to the metal stuff and then go down and up on it. - I take no responsibility for any death caused by this idea -

Shull GaRett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to hear how someone explained that to a building inspector.

Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometimes I like sliding down the stairs and if I ever got drunk when I was sliding down the stairs this would have ended very poorly for me

Valerie Harris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, they do lead somewhere.....you're just not going to like it.

unagi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well you can't say that it does not lead somewhere. ground is also a place.

UndyingBisexual
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be really cool to be able to sit on those stairs and read, I imagine it would be peaceful

Cra-Z cat lady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be the person that keeps walking not realizing what is happening

Ashley Arias
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very forward thinking. This is perfect for when sea levels rise so much that this becomes New Venice.

Ashley Arias
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This design will seem genius when the big blizzards hit and people can just walk out onto the snow instead of tunnelling out.

Ashley Arias
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This design will be genius when blizzards dumping a foot of snow every hour come. Or when sea level rises high enough to turn the city into new Venice.

Crusin Sandi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of like it - sitting on the stairs, legs swinging in the breeze, watching the people go by

Jennifer Sacrison
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one singing "stairs to nowhere leads to me" In the tune of Ozzy's "Road to nowhere" based on the title of this post??

Jennifer Sacrison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one sing Stairs to nowhere leads to me?? In the tune of Ozzy's "Road to nowhere "??

Smallstudio
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are art sculptures of staircases, not functional (nor accessible) ... part of a larger public art piece allude to a metaphorical "story". The "ADDITION”: award winning design firm => Henriquez & Partners, Architecture Vancouver, BC (completed -2017), a 20-storey condo tower beside the 1915-built Murray Hotel, acts as its "addition”. Developer Kenstone Properties invested over $1 million to preserve & restore the historic site. Original public artwork by Richard Henriquez, “A Tribute to Duchamp” (in lobby & exterior), an homage to ”Nude Descending a Staircase No. 2”, folded-steel stair design elements; a 2storey tall art piece spans 8m (26ft) across lobby from exterior, bridges public & private realms while offering a vibrant visual display for residents & visitors .. these fictional stairs give illusion of 3 walk up townhouses suspended in levitation over entry lobby. All very eye catching & draws tourists' attention. Glad it captured yours. VIVAVancouver!

Kikka io
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the one above is the catwalk for the mutineers. a hoot for the designer to explain everything to the owner.

Christine Faucette
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That last step is a doozy. Beware to anyone drunk, high or in possession of a cell phone.

Kenneth V. Jørgensen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to fly the last few metres down onto the ground, these stairs would be perfect. Well, really ... ??

lumpy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s an intentional, architectural joke. Not saying it’s a *good* joke (probably a dangerous joke), but it’s *supposed* to leave you going *wtf?*

Mya Lugar
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No good for families with small childen..or short legs...or any sense..

Fusion
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the future, with these stair, you can goes down faster than using lift

Steven Rundle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you give the client what they asked for, not what they wanted.

CbusResident
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These actually look so cool though, someone should just add ladders! Or jetpacks!

Nicola Morley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Building next door looks like the ghostbusters hq for the movie of the same name

Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We’re those units originally meant to be on the ground floor, but someone added retail space there and forgot to erase the front steps from the blueprints?

glowworm2
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like something out of a cartoon. I can just about hear the falling sound effects.

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#7

Stairs Of Death

Stairs Of Death

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  • Now, with the emergence of ‘active design’, architects are once again making stairs more prominent.
  • Many scientific studies show that simple stair prompts significantly increase stair usage. One trick is simply to point-out ‘hidden’ stairs
  • The longest stairway listed by the Guiness Book of Records is the service stairway for the Niesenbahn funicular railway near Spiez, Switzerland. It has 11,674 steps and a round trip would burn over 3,000 calories.
  • Going down stairs burns fewer calories but works and tones different muscles and joints. It’s also good for balance and coordination.
  • The Roman architect Vitruvius established the first guidelines for the stair in the first century B.C, suggesting a 37 degree pitch. Most stairs are not dramatically different today.
  • So what are you waiting for? Forget the lift, take a few deep breaths and get climbing!

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#9

In Case Of Fire Use Stairs, They Said. Do Not Use Elevators, They Said

In Case Of Fire Use Stairs, They Said. Do Not Use Elevators, They Said

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nanashi
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm reminded of the story about a certain serial killer who designed a house with dead ends to kill his guests and sell them as cadaver, and I think this might be one of the feature of that house.

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#11

You Don't Have To Be Drunk To Fall Down These Stairs

You Don't Have To Be Drunk To Fall Down These Stairs

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#13

These Aren’t Stairs. They Are Decorative Waterfalls. My Friend Walked Into Them And Slipped, I Laughed My Ass Off

These Aren’t Stairs. They Are Decorative Waterfalls. My Friend Walked Into Them And Slipped, I Laughed My Ass Off

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Kaisu
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shouldn't there be some kind of warning sign or railing to keep people from making that mistake?

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#14

This Flight Of Stairs Outside A Door Is Death Waiting To Happen

This Flight Of Stairs Outside A Door Is Death Waiting To Happen

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#15

My God

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#16

For When You Want A Near Death Experience Every Time You Use The Stairs

For When You Want A Near Death Experience Every Time You Use The Stairs

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Whawhawhatsis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with stairs with no railing? Who thinks that's safe for a healthy adult, let alone a child or an older person whose balance isn't quite as good any more (i.e. me)?

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#17

If You Choose To Go On The Left, On The Ramp, Because You Have A Bike Or Stroller, Then You Will Encounter A Step Later. But If You Choose Stairs Then You Will Encounter A Ramp After The Stairs

If You Choose To Go On The Left, On The Ramp, Because You Have A Bike Or Stroller, Then You Will Encounter A Step Later. But If You Choose Stairs Then You Will Encounter A Ramp After The Stairs

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#19

How To Break Your Bones

How To Break Your Bones

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#20

Man This Hill Is Just Too Steep. Hold On A Sec While I Take The Stairs

Man This Hill Is Just Too Steep. Hold On A Sec While I Take The Stairs

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#22

These Stairs

These Stairs

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#25

These Stairs

These Stairs

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#26

These Stairs In A College I Visited Had People Confused...

These Stairs In A College I Visited Had People Confused...

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#27

These Stairs In My Sisters House Are A Joy To Use

These Stairs In My Sisters House Are A Joy To Use

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A B C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Psh, the price the carpenter offers for these stairs is too damn high. Susan, hold my beer, I'ma gonna build'em maself.

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#28

Someone Directed Us To These Stairs When We Were Lost

Someone Directed Us To These Stairs When We Were Lost

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#29

These Stairs In A Residence Hall When I Was In College. Always Creeped Me Out

These Stairs In A Residence Hall When I Was In College. Always Creeped Me Out

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#30

These Stairs Are 1ft/30cm High

These Stairs Are 1ft/30cm High

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#31

The One Stair Slightly Shifted To The Side

The One Stair Slightly Shifted To The Side

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#32

The Stairs To Nowhere

The Stairs To Nowhere

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#33

You Win This Time, Stairs...

You Win This Time, Stairs...

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good place to hide your valuables. Though you’ll need to figure out a secret entrance; from the other side of the cabinet, or a way to move that stair. Just spitballing ideas here....

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#35

Terrible Floor To See The Depth Of The Stairs

Terrible Floor To See The Depth Of The Stairs

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#38

Carpeted Stairs To Shower

Carpeted Stairs To Shower

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Constant dampness. Mold. Mildew. Gross. Plus, no room for a bath mat, because there’s only about 3 inches of space to step out onto.

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#39

Nearly Died Carrying A Box Down These Basement Stairs

Nearly Died Carrying A Box Down These Basement Stairs

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Mary Rose Kent
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in a place that had similar stairs. Amazingly enough, your legs/feet do eventually pick up the rhythm and oddities of the stairs.

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#40

Stairs Leading To Nowhere At My School

Stairs Leading To Nowhere At My School

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#42

These Stairs Made To Trip You

These Stairs Made To Trip You

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#43

These Stairs With No Access To Retrieve Items That Fall Through

These Stairs With No Access To Retrieve Items That Fall Through

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#44

Even The Stairs At Ubsoft Have Glitches In Them

Even The Stairs At Ubsoft Have Glitches In Them

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#45

These Beautiful Stairs

These Beautiful Stairs

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Martti Laurson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do not lead you to weight room, they lead you to emergency room when you run fast enough.

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#46

New Cinema In My City Has The Stairs In The Exact Middle Of The Screen, Forcing Everyone To Sit To The Side

New Cinema In My City Has The Stairs In The Exact Middle Of The Screen, Forcing Everyone To Sit To The Side

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#47

You Have To Take The Stairs To Use This Elevator

You Have To Take The Stairs To Use This Elevator

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#48

"Extra Storage" Stairs Are A Tripping Hazard Deathtrap

"Extra Storage" Stairs Are A Tripping Hazard Deathtrap

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#49

Random Stairs!

Random Stairs!

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#51

Legit Saw A Kid Walk Up The Stairs And Stared At The Gate

Legit Saw A Kid Walk Up The Stairs And Stared At The Gate

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Yenis Sanchez
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a life lesson for kids. Take the easy way up and you'll end up behind bars lol

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#54

The Stairs To Nowhere, At Michigan Technological University, An Engineering College

The Stairs To Nowhere, At Michigan Technological University, An Engineering College

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#55

Escalators + Stairs. Bruh

Escalators + Stairs. Bruh

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#56

What A Perfect Spot To Build Some Stairs....

What A Perfect Spot To Build Some Stairs....

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#57

Time To Take The Elevator... Oh, I Might Take The Stairs.

Time To Take The Elevator... Oh, I Might Take The Stairs.

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope there’s another, working, accessible elevator somewhere. Just think of moving day.

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#58

These Extremely Disorienting Stairs At The Hotel We Stayed At Last Week

These Extremely Disorienting Stairs At The Hotel We Stayed At Last Week

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Third time I’ve said it. Rubber strips at the end of each step. Why aren’t these places thinking of that after making such horrible design choices?

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#59

Excuse Me! Could You Tell Me Where I Might Find Apartment 9 And 3/4?

Excuse Me! Could You Tell Me Where I Might Find Apartment 9 And 3/4?

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a single family house cut up into apartments, and this guy lives on the ground floor by the Old stairs to the upper floor. Keeping the old stairs may not be great for apartments, but terrific when someone decides to reconvert it back to a single family home.

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#60

This Set Of Stairs At My Relative’s House. (I Almost Fell)

This Set Of Stairs At My Relative’s House. (I Almost Fell)

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#61

Outstanding Stairs.

Outstanding Stairs.

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Karin Gibson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They built the stairs and then they were told they needed a disabled entry so the added it over the stairs.

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#62

These Stairs At My School

These Stairs At My School

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Shawn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are just old staircases. Look up the old pics if your school.

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#63

Stairs That Lead To The Corner Of The House

Stairs That Lead To The Corner Of The House

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A B C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How else would you get into the cprner to clean the window?

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#64

Should We Make Stairs Or A Ramp? Yes.

Should We Make Stairs Or A Ramp? Yes.

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#65

Pointless Stairs Found At The National Children’s Hospital

Pointless Stairs Found At The National Children’s Hospital

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#66

I Walked Up These Stairs Without Really Thinking And Got So Confused

I Walked Up These Stairs Without Really Thinking And Got So Confused

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#67

The Stairs In My Parents House. You Get Used To Walking Down The Grippy Carpet Then The Last Three Steps Are Incredibly Slippy When Wearing Socks. Perfect For Killing Elderly Relatives

The Stairs In My Parents House. You Get Used To Walking Down The Grippy Carpet Then The Last Three Steps Are Incredibly Slippy When Wearing Socks. Perfect For Killing Elderly Relatives

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Heather Coburn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Four steps, mate. It’s FOUR steps, not three...ya don’t have to be old to take a solid hit on some steps!

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#68

These Stairs Lead To Nowhere

These Stairs Lead To Nowhere

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Shawn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's to the secret club.. err I mean yeah what's with those stairs leading nowhere..

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#69

These Stairs In The Toronto Airport

These Stairs In The Toronto Airport

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The Stairs On This Bridge

The Stairs On This Bridge

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Marcellus the Third
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose it's to make it easier for bikes, but to force them to dismount first?

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#73

Stairs To Nowhere

Stairs To Nowhere

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These Stairs

These Stairs

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was the house converted to apartments, meaning they had to add a private entrance to the second floor? Over here the old back entrance to the house was?

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#75

Only The Left Side Opens Leaving The Right Side Of The Stairs Useless

Only The Left Side Opens Leaving The Right Side Of The Stairs Useless

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