BAM!

Better ugluyy than typing-challenged.

Hahahaha

She is sitting on the floor which is lava and you got burnt!

12 percent is the mood the guy is feeling now. :/

boom

"Lie to me, Pinocchio !"

Why did the original sender screenshot this?

He politely explained himself. That`s a gentleman. Go for it ! :D

And I thought I have terrible pickup lines.

Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)

'in a while'...

Overpaid puppy cuddling instructor would be my answer.

projection

CREEEEPY!

Sounds like a seedless watermelon

What?! How do I unsee this?

Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.

I don't think he speaks "no".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dayum!

well that escalated quickly

Well... honest at least.

Smooth dude. -_-

That is the question.

And you remember you were given the options?!

Polygamy is a thing...

niiiiiiiice lol

This makes me so uncomfortable

Thank heavens for that one odd doctor.

What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

I like how she said "yeah" just to see how bad can it be..

seems legit

...this screen shot is from the sender's screen, i don't trust it

Brilliant!!! Lol. I'm still laughing at this one!!

somebody teach him English and manners.

This one is also from the sender's screen...

Put your shovel down, child.

Yes, that emoji makes the Oops so legit.

yeah this one's real. not.

hahahahaha. Owned.

Jamie?

termites chew right through wood soooo.......

see, these are the questions.

Do I get to choose the popcorn flavor? Don't really like the sweet kind.

Pancakes..... oh sh*t

'Tis an oft asked question. One of life's great dilemmas.

At least this seems a little more original. And I would pick pancakes for sure.

the latter, obvs.

Popcorn!

pancakes

Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?

There's a last page too. Let's see how desperate you are.

staged

must've passed her use-by date :)

I'm surprised he spelled sugartits right vertically.

Didn't I just see this one? is there a glitch in the Matrix?

I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.

sooo... I have a small d**k.