You don't want the milk from the other half of the species.

I think I’m kinda suffering from sleep deprivation. I didn’t realize what was wrong with that sentence for WAY too damn long 🤣

Let's try milkin male cows for a change. Isn't there a market for everything? 😎

I remember seeing this packaging in store and laughing. I grew up on a dairy farm in a heavily dairy area. Farmers of commercial size do not name their cows. They are not pets. At some point they age out and get sent to become hamburger. (I did name one cow that liked me to scratch its head after being milked and our champion bull had a name. The rest were numbers) TLDR: It's a BS marketing ploy.

I want the cow names on my hamburger. So I can put a name to who I'm eating.

There also seems to be a deep connection with extreme activism and low intelligence, referring to the guts who glue themselves to art with petro chemicals wearing nylon vvlest and using nylon banners to protest oil.

What Girl's name is "Quiet" ???

Do you really want to consume "milk" from "male cow"? Like, oh I just love milk from George, Tony, Samson etc.

poor quiet it doesn't sound like a nice name.

Huh. Silly me. I didn't realize Root and Quiet were traditional girls' names. Bad me. Bad, bad me.

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

You..can only milk girl cows…😟

Yep, that some bull-less sh!t right there

Uh, milk producing bovine ARE female.

So dumb

Ah yes, that traditional girls name: "Root".

Wuuuut?? 😦 Please tell me that’s a joke or an enemy hacked his account

This is so ridiculous on so many levels. Besides the obvious, when has Root ever been a traditional (human) girl's name?

Idk. My aunt always named cows after rivers

the yogurt from the bulls is uh, lets just say his name is the Semenator

OMG are people really that stupid 🤷‍♀️🤔

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Yes, milking cows are female it makes sense that their names are as well.

What were the names of the male calves born to these cows? You know, the ones they separate from their mother while still nursing. Yes, I'm talking about the calves they keep in dark, tiny boxes, later to be served as veal. It irritates me that milk producers give cute names to cows, but never speak of the dark side of dairy farming.

Live a little and stop looking for inane stupid things. Your tiresome now.

I’ll eat steaks and drink milk! It’s how God intended

Nonsense. Root and Quiet could def be boys names ...haha

;-; I don't wanna drink the bull's "milk"