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HenryFromYorkshire , Fibonacci Blue Report

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Came across someone in a park once (England, nowhere weird) who was yelling 'Excalibur!'. Thought it was a dog, nope, it was a lad.

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180points

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James016 1 year ago

I worked with a Lancelot and I used to know someone called Merlin

66points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo.

ReinaPaz , Themeisle Report

Final score:

174points

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Sheena 1 year ago

No but if there was a shampoo called Strawberry Rain I would 100% buy it

73points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Nevaeh…just f**k off.

Slow_Beginning_1775 , CL0UDYDAY Report

Final score:

164points

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Zoe Vokes 12 months ago

This seems to be quite common. I’ve seen lots of internet stories with a Nevaeh. I guess lots of parents think it’s special or unique to write a word backwards and then use it as a name.

16points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group We just hired a guy whose first, middle, and last name is the same, but spelled 3 different ways lol I don’t want to actually say his name on the off chance by some miracle he sees this or it gets back to him, but I think it’s terrible. Like if your parents named you Shaun Sean Shawn lol

anon , Dennis Matheson Report

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150points

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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago

Or worse, all the same spelling, like the character "Major Major Major" in the novel Catch-22

65points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group North West 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

anon , Colin Zhu Report

Final score:

145points

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Multa Nocte 1 year ago

As if the child doesn't have enough issues already with her crazy family.

87points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Kashmonay. Woman with this first name was arrested for stealing $170,000 worth of merchandise from Ulta.

dabbad525 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

140points

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Luke Branwen 1 year ago

That wasn't very Kashmonay of her.

73points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I worked in admissions as a tour guide in college. When we didn’t have tours during our shift we stuffed envelopes. I’ll always remember Sylver Blades and Mystic Powers receiving mailings.

_JPH_ , Bart Everson Report

Final score:

131points

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Captain McSmoot 1 year ago

They will have a smashing career as strippers or porn stars.

47points

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I knew a guy who always wanted be called AJ in school. His legal name was Adolf.

blitzer1069 , Amanda Slater Report

Final score:

126points

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Nichole Harris 1 year ago

Look.... The name Adolf has been around for a long time.... Probably the moniker of many a good man.... Why we letting one dude screw it up

73points

Trillian 1 year ago

Because that one man has gone down in history for all times. NO ONE is going to think of someones sweet-natured great-granduncle Adolf when hearing that name. Also today, people naming their kids that is usually a pretty red flag.

76points

Ubedhheij 1 year ago (edited)

Cause one dude (Adolf Hitler) genocide millions and millions of jews. That's why.

11points

StrangeOne 12 months ago

There were many good people who had that name before Hitler and during Hitler times, and after, because some traditional-minded folks like to name their kids after relatives.

1point

Mabelbabel 12 months ago

It's like the swastika now. For hundreds of years, from around the 4th century, it was a symbol of well-being, good luck, prosperity and peace. There's photographs of varsity sports teams from the early 20th century wearing the symbol on their shirts. It was seen as a positive symbol, and it still is in the Hindu and Jain faiths, but for most of us, its now become a symbol of hate and terror. There is too much horror attached to it to rehabilitate it, and in the same way, the name Adolf can't be rehabilitated.

5points

Violet Smith 12 months ago

You are absolutely right, Mabelbabel. I have a book by an artist who called himself "ManWoman" in which he tells about a mystic vision he had telling him to rehabilitate the swastika (a bit of a hippie, lol). The book, called "Gentle Swastika," showcases his extensive collection of non-Nazi swastika stuff. It was also a good luck/prosperity/long-life symbol here in the west (right up until the Nazis co-opted and ruined it). It was a happy, positive, joyful symbol used in greeting cards, food and drink names and labels, architectural fixtures, you name it, much the same way we still use a horseshoe or four leaf clover today. This artist also had numerous swastikas tattooed on his body, and when he visited parts of Asia, he would get very positive reactions from monks etc. A different story here in the west, where I imagine he'd have a lot of 'splaining to do. An interesting book, if you can get a copy.

0points

MEB 12 months ago

My grandmother was married to a German man named Adolf, who happened to be Jewish (he was born in 1909, so before AH became infamous). Talk about irony...

5points

Bryn 12 months ago

Similar to an Irish laundry who happens to have a swastika as their symbol. They were around before the Nazis co-opted it

0points

Violet Smith 12 months ago (edited)

There was an "Attila" at my high school; that name has had a longer rehabilitation time, though.

1point

geezeronthehill 12 months ago

Very common in Hungary.

1point

David 12 months ago

I knew a kid whose name was literally AJ. I think the initials came from something - like I think his grandfather was Allen or some such. But his given name was AJ.

1point

Grack Attack 11 months ago

Poor Kiddo

0points

Karen Bryan 12 months ago

It was Harpo Marx's birth name. He changed it to Arthur.

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 12 months ago

Was also my great-grandpa's name lol

0points

Never Snarky 12 months ago

Can't blame the kid.

0points

Tammy Grogloth 12 months ago

My childhood doctor was named Adolf. Wonderful doctor, wonderful man.

0points

Michael Largey 12 months ago

Harpo Marx was born with the name Adolph, which he later legally changed to Arthur. Nothing to do with Hitler though, since he changed it in 1911.

0points

Laure 1 year ago

Reminds me of the great French film/play "le prénom" (a must watch)

0points

Ben Stubbs 1 year ago

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29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I met a kid named Qua’Duffius when I was in middle school. He said it was pronounced Kwa-doof-ee-us. Worst one I’ve seen in person.

RazzmatazzFluid4198 , Marie Report

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123points

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Hey! 1 year ago

Sometimes I'm wondering if it's cultural.

29points

#11

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I'ma throw the twins in my school name Easton and Weston under the bus here.

Tellgraith , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

123points

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Jorie 1 year ago

I ran across brother and sister clients named Westelle and Estelle. Laughed till I damn near fell off my chair.

51points

#12

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Pubert

eli_scrubs , Vanessa Report

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122points

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Captain McSmoot 1 year ago

66points

exoticconstable , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

#13

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Met a girl named Jennifert in college...Jennifer with a T. Why? Because her parents wanted her to be different.

Final score:

110points

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Luke Branwen 1 year ago

I just KNOW she was called "Jennifart" by the bullies.

182points

#14

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I've twice tried to post this on the tragedeigh Facebook group and haven't been approved because they think I'm bulls***tting, but I have had confirmation on this from several people who lived in my city at the time of this.

My mom taught at a school in the 80s where there was 2 siblings, one named Hallelujahthemessiahiscoming, and Repentorburnforever.

I thought my mom was BSing for years until my coworker told me my mom was a teacher at her school when she was a student in the 80s.i asked my coworker about this, and she said yes, she was a little older than those kids but remembered them because they were in swimming classes at the local pool she was a lifeguard at. She told me her younger brother knew them and said at least one of them got into [illegal substances] later.

musicmaj , Alexy Almond Report

Final score:

108points

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Hey! 1 year ago

That's a load to put on a poor child.

69points

#15

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group We met a kid at the playground the other day named Skillet

cmoreglass79 , anoldent Report

Final score:

94points

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Nichole Harris 1 year ago

I'm a skillet fan and I don't approve

39points

#16

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I swear if I see one more kid named Khaleesi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

trippydragonfly , MelkiaD Report

Final score:

93points

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Little Bi Guy 1 year ago

To someone who doesn't know I can imagine hearing this and being like, that's such a pretty name. Then their gonna meet a GOT fan and just be wrecked.

30points

#17

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Blanket

The_ManBehind169 , moon angel Report

Final score:

87points

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James016 1 year ago

If this is in reference to Michael Jackson’s kid then just remember that Blanket is a nickname, not his actual name. It is Prince Michael Jackson II

56points

#18

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Derf

Not joking. Was working security in MN and a trucker came in to sign in. As he's writing his name, I glanced at his name. 'Derf'. I felt bad for his childhood.

Von2014 , Stephen Woods Report

Final score:

86points

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to old to care 1 year ago

My uncles name is Fred but most of his life he was called Derf. (true story)

38points

#19

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Being a boy named sue

metallumberjack , 100 files Report

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81points

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jai putman 1 year ago

Turned out ok for Johnny Cash

72points

#20

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Gaylord

FNFALC2 , Ted Eytan Report

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79points

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Lydsylou 1 year ago

This name did not age well. Gay used to mean happy and when it did that's a sort of nice name. I mean I still wouldn't pick it wether it means happy or I want to f**k someone of my gender

49points

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#27

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Innocent

Medici_intelligence , Nenad Stojkovic Report

Final score:

47points

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Janine Smith 1 year ago

Many names have cultural backgrounds or significance like Innocent, Brilliant,Given etc. Specifically in African countries

44points

LogicalProperty5449 , Insights Unspoken Report

#28

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group naming a girl konan lol

Final score:

47points

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Luke Branwen 1 year ago

It's been a while since I've seen it, but wasn't there a woman named Konan in Naruto?

15points

#29

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Aiden or any variation. Not because of the name itself but any teacher can tell you students with that name are 99% behavioral issues.

FlipRoot , Corey Leopold Report

Final score:

15points

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Hugh Cookson 1 year ago

You've never been to Ireland ..... many, many Aiden's there who are delightful, law abiding, funny and hospitable people including at least 4 generations of a friend of mine, funnily enough, called Aiden.

65points

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MakeupMama68 1 year ago (edited)

My daughter has a friend named Lavanderia. I asked her mom how she came up with that name and she said it means lavender in Spanish. 🤦🏻‍♀️. Honey… no. It means laundromat.

37points

Hey! 1 year ago

OMG. LMAO.

8points

LilliVB 12 months ago

In Italian too. 🤣🤣🤣

4points

Jayjay 12 months ago

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2points

Jaya 12 months ago

Sounds pretty though, it would be a nice name if it did mean lavender.

1point

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)

I got teased as a kid in the 80s/90s for my name. It's Crystal. That's literally banal now compared to some modern names XD The point is, kids will tease and mock other kids for ANYTHING, but don't make it worse by saddling them with something like "Abcde" or "Khaleesi". Incidentally, I was named after a chandelier (not joking), so my name is spelled the basic way one would spell the noun "crystal". The number of times I'd tell someone my name was "Crystal" and then have them write/spell it with a K or an I or H or a combination of all three... whew XD

14points

Mila Preradović 12 months ago

Krystle Carrington ruined it for all you normies 😅 it's still the first person I think of when I hear that name. Also Alexis🤭

7points

Hey! 12 months ago

The first and only time I met a Crystal was ~50 years ago. She was 5 and I was 8. She lived on our street and I just happened to walk to the bus with her a few times. I thought it was a pretty name and told her. Yep, she got bullied because of her name. I don't understand. I got bullied because of my family name. For Pete's sake, is it really our fault???

4points

Ansi 12 months ago

All I think about is crystal meth. 😲

0points

Jeff Jacobson 12 months ago

Hey fellow Crystal ❤️ 89 baby here

0points

NotACookieCutter 12 months ago

My friend “Crystal Bell” loves her name. She gives it a ringing endorsement.

0points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 12 months ago

I used to work in healthcare and had a patient named Evel Pickle. Last name was family name (met other Pickles) and first name was after the stuntman Evel Kenievel.

6points

3Hs 12 months ago

CHANGE YOUR NAME! It is NOT a big expensive hairy deal! You can even DIY (I did) by printing out the order for the judge to sign at many online sites. Then go to the courthouse anf get on the docket! I did it muself in the 80s and it cost me all of 50 in court costs. Then take your court order to Social Security for a new card, then head to your DMV. There is a space for "changes" on the back of utility and credit card bills. (DO NOT buy the "name change kits" soold online and marketed to brides at JP offices - gimmick!) I was adopted and my adopters changed my name, despite my objections, to something I loathed. I changed it on my 18th birthday. You DON'T have to live with a crapoy name.

5points

I’mSoEmotional 12 months ago

You don’t have to live with a name you don’t like, but you have to remember to answer to it and that’s why my attempt at change didn’t work.

0points

Cassie 12 months ago

I was teased as a Cassie, but I don't think that's all that unusual. The oddest I encountered growing up was a very European white family with kids all named after wild animals. I was friends with Wolf, Bear, and Hawk. I thought their names were pretty cool.

4points

Mila Preradović 12 months ago

Vuk (wolf) is common and nice name in Serbia. In Croatia it is rather common name Lav (lion). Also some fruit and tree names are normal (cherry, quince, fir, birch...)

0points

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey 12 months ago

my parents thought it'd be funny to give me the middle name of Alexander. basically my middle name killed* my first name . ...* i know he didn't actually but in war

4points

Hey! 1 year ago

I'm not sure if I met her before, but the first time I remember meeting my grandmother and some of my mother's siblings, I asked one uncle what is last name was. "You mean to tell me your name is Blaise Blais?!?" "Yes" "Who named you like that?" "Me. I named him like that" my GM said. So, I started a rant right in front of her (I was probably 6-7 y.o.), walking to-and-fro in front of them. My uncle was laughing, my GM was shocked, and my mother told me repeatedly to shut up. I was just explaining that if she thought about it, she would have known her kid would have been the victim of bullying and finished with "What else did you do???". LOL. I was right, though.

4points

Urbangirlatl 12 months ago

There are some countries that have veto over ridiculous names. F9lks, you are naming HUMAN BEINGS, not babies.

3points

John Bulatowicz 12 months ago

Knew a man named cocaine

3points

arthbach 12 months ago

I was in school with 'Heather Bell' and 'Beverley Hill'. Heather was in my class, as was Beverley Hill's elder sister.

3points

EasyBreezyCataneze 12 months ago

I met one 'Latrina' once. Not Spanish or Mexican or from a culture that may have a different meaning. A white American woman. I suppose Katrina was just too common for her parents. But jumping further than L was too much work

2points

Cyril Sneer 12 months ago

I used to know someone we all knew as Gift. I found out later that her actual name was God's Gift

2points

Melissa Gàrza 12 months ago

My grandmother was named Pleasant. Her brothers were Utah, Nevada and Arizona. Their last name was Smith.

2points

Papa 12 months ago

It was before my time, but I remember my father talking about a local couple who had all girls. They named the last two Ada and Nina. When asked the husband would say "We ran out of names so we started numbering them."

2points

ImaPerson 12 months ago

Virtue names are the worst! Faith, Hope, Patience, I knew a Love, Chastity, Charity, etc. Treasure isn't a virtue name but it is still bad.

2points

Mila Preradović 12 months ago (edited)

Come to think of it, my language is pretty wild here.... Vjera (Faith), Nada (Hope), Blagica (Treasure), Slava (Glory), Ljupka (Lovely)...even my name, it means Darling :D :D

0points

Kirsten Kerkhof 12 months ago

Years and years ago I spent a summer working in the office of an American summer camp. There was this kid called Karel, and I just could not find the file. Now where I live Karel is a male name exclusively, but in this case it was a creative version of Carol. That took me way too long to realise ...

2points

Joe Publique 12 months ago

Ahmiracle, I’munique, Reighleigh, Phelonee, Yuniqie, Aliviyah, Kinglsley, Randy, Chad, Blake, Leighton, Madison, Hunter, Addison, Peyton, Summer, Crystal, Kennedy, Brody, Blake, Jayden, Logan, Mason, Trent, Paisleigh, Ashleigh, Everleigh, Kynzlee, Braxton, Chet, Chase, Raddix, Taylor, Clayton, Brock, Travis, and the all time winner……Reighfyl.

1point

Corinne Wheeler 12 months ago

There are two children in my town called Ecuador and Orchestra. Also a little girl called Temperance. Used to know a young woman called Antigone.

1point

Momo Skarsgård 12 months ago

I know a Spider Tarantula, just remembered that one. We worked at Amazon together.

1point

Ansi 12 months ago

Cewin instead of Kevin. It was popular in my country a few years back, but I never ser it on lists like this. Is it to ordinary but I don't know it? Seriously asking.

1point

Bridgett Haney 12 months ago

I would be on this list if I had kids...or even with my spelling of my name! (Mom told dad either One T, or TTE, and you see what I got. Anyways, if I had kids, I really love Ryleigh Rayne ( I know I'm sorry)

1point

Giraffy Window 12 months ago

My partner has a human cousin named Peanut.

1point

JayWantsACat 12 months ago

There's a former NFL player named Malcolm. His mom let his brother choose his name. What's his brother's name? Malcolm. lmao

1point

Rens 12 months ago

My cousin named his son Aniken, as in Skywalker...

1point

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 12 months ago

A long time ago had a couple of customers that were "recovering" meth addicts, and they had three kids with wild names, more suited to pets. I think one was Fluffy, and another was Snowball...can't remember the third one...I hope those kids turned out okay, despite their upbringing.

1point

3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 12 months ago

I know a girl named Tieranni (pronounced Tyranny) and a Destanni (Destiny) as well a sisters named Savanna and Sahara. Lucky all of these girl are very wonderful people with unfortunate names. On the other side of less nice people I know a Corrello and a Creighton.

1point

Momo Skarsgård 12 months ago

Savanna and Sahara aren't that bad. The other two are a lil cringey.

1point

Chich 12 months ago

Worked with Anita D**k once. Why would her parents even think of giving her that name.

1point

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey 12 months ago

Family member taught kids of pharmacist. i only remember Codeine .

1point

Trisec Tebeakesse 12 months ago

Queequeg.

1point

ImaPerson 12 months ago

Moby D**k reference?

1point

The Doom Song 12 months ago

I know someone who named their kids Rockett and Note.

1point

David Paterson 12 months ago

Talia is a common Italian surname. I know a Jenny Talia. Another has surname Bird. Full name Jenny Isobel Bird. I refuse to tell you the unique name I gave my daughter, just comment that my daughter is now my son.

1point

Jude Laskowski 12 months ago

Your daughter is now your son? Your DNA does not change.

0points

Brainmas 1 year ago

Schwan, Lordy, and Coyote are probably the worst I've personally come across. People also should stop naming their kids Obi.

1point

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 11 months ago

I used to with with someone who's brother was named Bubba. Not a nickname, his actual name. We're not even from Arkansas!

0points

Patrick Worley 12 months ago

In grade school there were sisters, Vida, Verla and Lanay. I taught a student named La Trina, and La-a(LaDasha).

0points

Racing Tadpole 12 months ago

Tuesday is cute for a girl but not sure why her parents called her that....like Wednesday from the Adams family maybe???

0points

Erin Miller 12 months ago

At Starbucks the other day, I told them my name was Erin and my cup came back with "Airolym" written on it if anyone is looking for a "unique" spelling for that.

0points

Daniel Atkins 12 months ago

My favorite was Sierra Mist. This was after the lemon lime flavored soda came out. Thankfully for this person they changed the soda’s name to Starry.

0points

Sammy2Shoes 12 months ago

I went to elementary school with boy/girl set of twins with the last name of Light. Their first names were Bud & Crystal. I also knew a woman whose name is Patience, & her sisters are Promise & Prudence which are great names but also a lot of pressure for young girls to live up to 😆

0points

Fred L. 12 months ago

Good old Decimus et Ultimus is always happy to find new company.

0points

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MakeupMama68 1 year ago (edited)

My daughter has a friend named Lavanderia. I asked her mom how she came up with that name and she said it means lavender in Spanish. 🤦🏻‍♀️. Honey… no. It means laundromat.

37points

Hey! 1 year ago

OMG. LMAO.

8points

LilliVB 12 months ago

In Italian too. 🤣🤣🤣

4points

Jayjay 12 months ago

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2points

Jaya 12 months ago

Sounds pretty though, it would be a nice name if it did mean lavender.

1point

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)

14points

Mila Preradović 12 months ago

Krystle Carrington ruined it for all you normies 😅 it's still the first person I think of when I hear that name. Also Alexis🤭

7points

Hey! 12 months ago

4points

Ansi 12 months ago

All I think about is crystal meth. 😲

0points

Jeff Jacobson 12 months ago

Hey fellow Crystal ❤️ 89 baby here

0points

NotACookieCutter 12 months ago

My friend “Crystal Bell” loves her name. She gives it a ringing endorsement.

0points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 12 months ago

I used to work in healthcare and had a patient named Evel Pickle. Last name was family name (met other Pickles) and first name was after the stuntman Evel Kenievel.

6points

3Hs 12 months ago

5points

I’mSoEmotional 12 months ago

You don’t have to live with a name you don’t like, but you have to remember to answer to it and that’s why my attempt at change didn’t work.

0points

Cassie 12 months ago

4points

Mila Preradović 12 months ago

Vuk (wolf) is common and nice name in Serbia. In Croatia it is rather common name Lav (lion). Also some fruit and tree names are normal (cherry, quince, fir, birch...)

0points

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey 12 months ago

my parents thought it'd be funny to give me the middle name of Alexander. basically my middle name killed* my first name . ...* i know he didn't actually but in war

4points

Hey! 1 year ago

4points

Urbangirlatl 12 months ago

There are some countries that have veto over ridiculous names. F9lks, you are naming HUMAN BEINGS, not babies.

3points

John Bulatowicz 12 months ago

Knew a man named cocaine

3points

arthbach 12 months ago

I was in school with 'Heather Bell' and 'Beverley Hill'. Heather was in my class, as was Beverley Hill's elder sister.

3points

EasyBreezyCataneze 12 months ago

2points

Cyril Sneer 12 months ago

I used to know someone we all knew as Gift. I found out later that her actual name was God's Gift

2points

Melissa Gàrza 12 months ago

My grandmother was named Pleasant. Her brothers were Utah, Nevada and Arizona. Their last name was Smith.

2points

Papa 12 months ago

2points

ImaPerson 12 months ago

Virtue names are the worst! Faith, Hope, Patience, I knew a Love, Chastity, Charity, etc. Treasure isn't a virtue name but it is still bad.

2points

Mila Preradović 12 months ago (edited)

Come to think of it, my language is pretty wild here.... Vjera (Faith), Nada (Hope), Blagica (Treasure), Slava (Glory), Ljupka (Lovely)...even my name, it means Darling :D :D

0points

Kirsten Kerkhof 12 months ago

2points

Joe Publique 12 months ago

1point

Corinne Wheeler 12 months ago

There are two children in my town called Ecuador and Orchestra. Also a little girl called Temperance. Used to know a young woman called Antigone.

1point

Momo Skarsgård 12 months ago

I know a Spider Tarantula, just remembered that one. We worked at Amazon together.

1point

Ansi 12 months ago

Cewin instead of Kevin. It was popular in my country a few years back, but I never ser it on lists like this. Is it to ordinary but I don't know it? Seriously asking.

1point

Bridgett Haney 12 months ago

1point

Giraffy Window 12 months ago

My partner has a human cousin named Peanut.

1point

JayWantsACat 12 months ago

There's a former NFL player named Malcolm. His mom let his brother choose his name. What's his brother's name? Malcolm. lmao

1point

Rens 12 months ago

My cousin named his son Aniken, as in Skywalker...

1point

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 12 months ago

1point

3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 12 months ago

1point

Momo Skarsgård 12 months ago

Savanna and Sahara aren't that bad. The other two are a lil cringey.

1point

Chich 12 months ago

Worked with Anita D**k once. Why would her parents even think of giving her that name.

1point

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey 12 months ago

Family member taught kids of pharmacist. i only remember Codeine .

1point

Trisec Tebeakesse 12 months ago

Queequeg.

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ImaPerson 12 months ago

Moby D**k reference?

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The Doom Song 12 months ago

I know someone who named their kids Rockett and Note.

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David Paterson 12 months ago

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Jude Laskowski 12 months ago

Your daughter is now your son? Your DNA does not change.

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