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You’ve all heard tips for what you should definitely not do in a job interview, like saying that your biggest weakness is your perfectionism, or neglecting to skim through the company’s website beforehand so you’re left asking what it is they do, anyway. In this Twitter thread, though, people are sharing their biggest job interview blunders that you weren’t warned about, but are so ridiculous that you shouldn’t need to be (even if some of these people ended up getting the job!)

Others in the thread have had the misfortune of ending up with an interviewer that made them seriously reconsider applying for the position in the first place. Either way, these stories will make you feel better about the job interviews that weren’t your proudest moments and give you the courage to go to your next one knowing you can at least do better than this.

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You might be disappointed to find that when you’re preparing for an interview, studying tips religiously won’t help you—HR experts say that interviewing an applicant goes much more smoothly if the interviewee is out of “oral exam mode” and can respond to questions naturally.

This might sound discouraging and impossible to prepare for, but they add that real confidence in an interview comes from having really studied the company where you’re applying and considered the challenges that they face, so you can put serious consideration behind your answers rather than just repeating them from memory.

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Iris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one who called should get the job, his solution worked 😃😃

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Jon S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, this happened to a friend of mine. Easy to end up at the same interview if you work in a specialist field!

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The seasoned interviewers also stress that you have reason to be confident when you show up for a job interview. The employer is the one who called you in for an interview, after all, so unless you’re unlucky enough to end up with some of the sadist interviewers in this thread, they probably already have a good impression of you. So you can skip the pre-rehearsed jokes, and definitely leave out the liquid courage.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to only one job interview that involved a panel. I'll never do it again.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends son went to an interview at a pizza place. When he arrived, he was told it would be a few minutes as it was the lunch rush and the manager was back helping the kitchen get caught up on pizza orders. When the manager finally emerged, he asked my friend's son what he thought this job was about. The young man answered "It's about making pizza so that you, as a manager, can do your job without having to stop to make pizza." He got the job on the spot.

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JJM
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't know what a 'culture' interview is and you had two.......sounds painful.

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Electric Ed
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this kinda standard questions in programming? About 90% of interviews I've been to have had some kind of programming test. And the worth of a unplanned program done in 30 minutes isn't really that big.

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Dorian Turner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have gotten that job. I would have thought you were going to be honest and weren’t afraid of saying how you really feel about something. I know you didn’t realize what the product was, but they didn’t know that. Next time, give em a stare and say, “I said what I SAID.”

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mission accomplished. The company's mission, that is. 'We tried to hire women but they all declined.'

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Luuk Eegdeman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

should have warned those ladies this guy sounds like a sexual offender (the filmmaker I mean)

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Bobert Robertson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would have been the perfect answer for the local parks and rec department

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I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, how embarrassing. That happened to me as I was walking to the shops and stopped to chat to one of our neighbours. Eek

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have said. "Well then it's a good thing I'm not your secretary because then you'd be broke from the enormous lawsuit you'd face for wrongful termination and sexual harassment." And I'd walk out.

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DE Ray
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had an interview with a young woman who appeared to be wearing full-on corpse paint. I wanted to hire her so badly, but she took a position with another newspaper before I could call her back. Her first year in the business, she won a state-wide journalism award for her writing.

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Marleen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe that was suppossed to be a porn and you've just not been told?

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Carrie de Luka
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got hit by a lorry early in the morning, while stopped at a junction. Arm was broken but I still did an interview that afternoon. Sometimes shock stops you realising you need to stop.

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Carrie de Luka
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked for a charity helping to research arthritis and support sufferers. You learn that a handshake is a p**s poor way to evaluate people when there are hundreds of thousands of people suffering with the problem. When your hands hurt the last thing you need is some damned fool thinking a handshake should be a test instead a civil way of greeting someone.

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Viviane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's Baby, ESQUIRE, you patronizing schmuck! I had to explain to a male lawyer that calling female employees "love" or "dear" is a very bad idea.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have said "You know I don't have to be working for you to file a sexual harassment lawsuit, right?"

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YoyoSthlm
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't a "worst interview". You didn't do anything wrong. Actually you behaved in a very good way.

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Carrie de Luka
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, lot of money being spent on such a low level job. Whoever was in charge of recruitment needed sacking. All the charities I worked for conducted equal opps interviews and were, bar one, very professional.

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Jon S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had this when applying for jobs internally. A manager will arrange a meeting to tell you why you didn't get the job and what you might want to consider doing to apply for it again in future. But a random firm, would a phone call not have sufficed?

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EtherealSponge
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those things are really confusing, windows are more or less infinitely better

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plan when there's a mass fatality incident: Bury them. There you are.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ex-driving instructor here. A lot of my colleagues told me real stories about young ladies offering services in trade for driving lessons. At that time a 1 hour lesson was €40.

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Saint Thomas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those... for me they fall in the section "ask stupid questions, you get stupid answers".

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had that happen too. I told them it was illegal for them to ask. I didn't get the job, but turned in the interviewer for asking the question. The company went belly up 3 years later.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds less like an interview than five lazy asses trying to get you to complete their work assignments for free.

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What is this? Why do you need to re-apply for a job you already have? That makes no sense.

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what was your stance? I say stealing is different from forgetting to return them, as one is deliberate and the other is not.

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpaid trial shifts? We have jobs here, you get paid for them and then you have (at least) one month 'probationary period', in which you can leave and be fired without notice or reason. We don't do trial runs for free. Silly thing.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? To me it just shows that she knows very well to pick the right clothes for the job. 10/10 on clothing.

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Jon S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this story is missing its last line. Why was the Taxi ride a problem/unexpected?

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