AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....when the struggle is real!!! And let's not forget the no pockets or false pockets

Function before fashion. Just put functional pockets in all clothes, regardless of assigned gender.

They’re causing a Fuhrer online.

I'm not sure the designer thought through the fact that people tie sweatshirts around their waists.

I thought Santa came down the chimney?

That's made by satan.

I hope those eyes and teeth are glow-in-dark designs :)

I find these hilarious. I do not care if they are fashionable or not, I would wear the hell out of these!

That is how me and my sister communicate. Pronounce everything wrong.

I like these. They’re not trying to be anything other than fun.

It's true! When you work together your cycles do synchronise!

Please jon't.

Just like Quantum Physics for Babies

When you're cosplaying as a swamp monster but want to be a swamp monster in heels.

They’re selling them because they know there’s idiots out there who will actually buy them.

I both love and hate this. I don't think it worked, but I have to give the designer 1M points for a unique idea. I'd want to see what they designed next.

Burn it with fire. Please.

These are rad!

Do these have to be registered as legal weapons?

Boy could I kick butt in those!

"Screw it: just slap any design together, we are Balenciaga, plenty of rich schmucks to fleece!"

Great for shin kicking.

So THAT’S what happened to the Portuguese Football Team.

Oh my god yes 💅🏻✨

Who has feet shaped like that?

Me feet hurt just by looking at them😱

"Ow ow ow ow" my feet whilst I form my toes into a point to fit these monstrosities.

When fashion meets self defense

Never mess with a girl wearing these...

pointy

Balenciaga??

My sister has shoes like these that are almost pioneer sandals

Freakin upvote for the bad dad joke title 🤘🏻

Cool

I would wear these unironically

On the practical side, these are great for kicking open tuna cans & puncturing holes in tubes of super glue.

I like these they look good and kick that into an attacker I don't think he'll be getting getting up.

Are they metal?

Hoo boy. Ladies, have you had the unfortunate incident whereby your first date match swerved hard into creep territory? Well these heels have got your back. Turn that Hannibal Lecter into a whimpering cry baby. Even if he's somehow wearing a cup, it won't matter. Those balls are done

I'd wear these...

Spider killers

For when you are going out late at night in a sketchy area but have not been missing leg day

I only have 4 1/2 toes on each foot and I could not wear these!

The Unicorn Shoe

When you're in the mood for 'killin' sex'.... lol

Self defense shoes?

Murdered by shoes *Read in dateline voice*

OW! Those look extremely dangerous. Also stupid (nice move, putting the buckles on the insides of the shoe where they're not visible enough to really be decorative and risk tangling if the wearer puts her feet together side by side).

Winkle pickers

A lady's gotta be safe!