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Luckily, even these "chefs" can up their culinary game almost instantly. There are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can add flavor to most of our dishes.

For example, Eat This, Not That! advises to always taste throughout the cooking process. Tasting your food with clean cutlery while you're preparing it can guide you, making it easier to stop short of over-seasoning your food.

#2

I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl

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165points

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Sean Matherne 4 years ago

Turkapus. Octakey. Or if that's just a big chicken: Chickapus.

126points

If you're a carnivore, bring your meat to room temperature before cooking. If you're starting with meat that's been in the fridge, you can run into all sorts of problems, for example, the outside may still char when it hits the pan, but the inside will remain cold or lukewarm unless you overcook the whole thing.

#3

Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan

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144points

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Panda Kicki 4 years ago

This is a honest attempt , buns are tricky to do. They may very well taste nice 🙂

103points

The EveryGirl also offered a few tips. Like, don't overcrowd your pan. Even if you think you have enough room in your skillet for an extra piece of chicken. Don’t risk it. There’s a chance the heat won’t distribute evenly to the rest of the food inside the pan, and not only the flavor can suffer from this. You can create a health risk.

Another thing you can do is store your spices in the right location. To prolong their life, keep them in a cool, dark place. Don’t put them on top of the stove, the heat and humidity can alter their flavor greatly.

#4

So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices

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121points

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tima 4 years ago

maybe they forgot to remove the plastic wrap from the kraft cheese and get burnt LOL that's hilariously disgusting.

126points

And lastly, just remain mindful. Cooking is a never-ending learning process, and the best you can do is admit your mistakes, forgive yourself for them and strive to improve the next time.

#5

Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae

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Shawn 4 years ago

That sink is so nasty!!

158points

#6

Someone Help Me

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102points

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Reirei 4 years ago

Cannibal cooking, a beginners course...

90points

#7

Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!

Final score:

100points

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Meeple13 4 years ago

Well they're exactly the same aren't they? AREN'T THEY??

78points

#8

Man, What?

Final score:

86points

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Elizabeth Klomp 4 years ago

This was every drunk attempt at nachos ever.

110points

#9

Cooking For Bae

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85points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

As I said: some people are just delusional.

103points

#10

If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here

Final score:

82points

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Emerald Joanna 4 years ago

Omg lol...why do they call them "vegan shrimp"? Just call it a mandarin taco...

111points

#11

Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...

Final score:

77points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Feast a la trash can

122points

#12

Hello? 911?

Final score:

72points

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Sean Matherne 4 years ago

My guess is everything on that plate was cooked with a microwave.

89points

#13

Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right

Final score:

70points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Another cow died in vain.. learn to cook a steak!

98points

#14

This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!

Final score:

65points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

I really hope those are limes

43points

#15

#howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?

Final score:

65points

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AV7 4 years ago

Charcoal chicken.

85points

#16

So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time

Final score:

65points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Are those f*****g Kraft singles? Bwahaha

94points

#17

At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just

Final score:

62points

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Amy Frank 4 years ago

Boiled kneecap! Bwaaaah

78points

#18

Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog

Final score:

58points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

What in the world is it??

86points

#19

Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung

Final score:

55points

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Shawn 4 years ago

I'm sorry you had to die for that sorry excuse of a steak, cow it's a shame

66points

#20

Sigh...i Just Cant...

Final score:

53points

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Amy Smith 4 years ago

The thing on the left looks like a burnt seahorse

87points

#21

Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?

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48points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Was she ill? Cause that looks like a plate of barf

53points

#22

Slop With A Side Of Salamander?

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46points

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Martti Laurson 4 years ago

Octopus tentacles with the side of vomit

92points

#23

Damn Kim. I'll Pass

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46points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 4 years ago

What IS that?

97points

#24

The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw

Final score:

46points

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Clinton Yew 4 years ago

Looks like pork intestine...

30points

#25

"I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "

Final score:

43points

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Dynein 4 years ago

Eh, it doesn't look awesome (not something I'd ever photograph) but it looks like all edible ingredients and probably doesn't taste too bad (though most likely not exciting, either). Sometimes things turn out more mushy than they ought to be.

54points

#26

Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!

Final score:

43points

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Rowan Winters 4 years ago

Me, instantly: "Wait, what the f**k happened to the steak?!"

54points

#27

And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh

Final score:

41points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

"#sick#dinner" Yes.

56points

#28

Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time

Final score:

41points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Should be the last time as well

43points

#29

All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied

Final score:

39points

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AV7 4 years ago

The chicken ran away??

63points

#30

Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea

Final score:

38points

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Foxxy 4 years ago

What is this monstrosity?

39points

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#31

Please Use That Ot For Cooking Lessons Bae

Final score:

18points

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Dianna Siever 4 years ago

So... easy mistake to make: SAY pancakes but post PICTURE of leftover pork chops (I hope).

27points

#32

Welp.. Chicken Looks Decent...

Final score:

17points

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Clinton Yew 4 years ago

Looks like the chicken just got magically turned into rice and diarrhea all over the place...

9points

#33

Oh.. And Thats Exactly What Bae Said "Eff This Dinner"

Final score:

17points

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Rhiana 4 years ago

Looks like something out of a sewer.

11points

#34

Is What, Sending Him To The Hospital?!!!!

Final score:

16points

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K. 4 years ago

I think it’s the secret to 10 lb weight loss in a week, but seriously what isn’t this?

7points

#35

Bae Made This Last Night. Do Y'all Want One?

Final score:

16points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Fruitloop coated chicken is a new one on me.

16points

#36

Reason #543,735 Why I Don't Participate In Office Potlucks Anymore

Final score:

16points

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Susan Reid Smith 4 years ago

This is why I tuck a granola bar in my purse just in case for a potluck meal.

6points

#37

Bae With The Bobby Flay Appetizers!! Had The Guest Going Wild!

Final score:

16points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

Those are SO good, though! Some people call it MN sushi. Its dill pickle spread with plain cream cheese and wrapped in deli meat(I'm used to ham) and usually sliced.

9points

#38

And Here We Have Alien vs. Predator Casserole

Final score:

15points

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María Hermida 4 years ago

"My boyfriend just cooked me"???? Who's her boyfriend? Hannibal Lecter?

22points

#39

When Comments Get Real

Final score:

15points

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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago

Someone put a chicken through the telepods from 'The Fly'.

6points

#40

The 1st Comment Tho!!!! Lmao

Final score:

15points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

They look like chickpeas.

6points

#41

What's For Dinner Tonight?

Final score:

15points

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Panda Kicki 4 years ago

Actually looks edible, first one yet! No envy though..

20points

#42

I Don't Even Know Where To Start. I'm Out

Final score:

15points

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Dianna Siever 4 years ago

Cow tongue is legit delicious. No joke.

26points

#43

I Am So Confused..its Like Avatar vs. Middle Earth On This Plate.. Is It Undercooked Or Overcooked Or Both

Final score:

15points

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Shawn 4 years ago

It's a schrodinger chop

19points

#44

Love Is Blind... Poo Sticks And Porridge

Final score:

14points

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Foxxy 4 years ago

What are those brown sticks supposed to be?

7points

#45

Guessing The Secret Is You Compiled This Dinner From The Church Dumpster...unwanted

Final score:

14points

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Clinton Yew 4 years ago (edited)

Chicken Drumstick, Sausage, baked beans, brown sauce... I wonder what the hell is the other two... Looks like some pot luck platters.

6points

#46

Morning...made For All You Baes

Final score:

14points

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Dianna Siever 4 years ago

I'm inspired, never thought of Julienne chopped hotdogs.

11points

#47

Bae Knew His Culinary Limitations

Final score:

14points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

This one is kinda funny-cute

18points

#48

That Man Clearly Has Low Standards

Final score:

14points

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Ale_Vidal23 4 years ago

how can they be this self-confident???

16points

#49

Is She Serious W/ These Struggledogs = Wedding Off

Final score:

14points

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Lenka Smetanová 4 years ago

And this people have a partner... And I can make dellicious salmon with rosemary and homemade french fries and cant find anyone!!!

13points

#50

Guess That Doesnt Include You Bruh..

Final score:

14points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

This is so discouraging...

11points

#51

Baked Vomit And You Only Notice The Sprinkles?!! Thats Love Right There Bae

Final score:

13points

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Emerald Joanna 4 years ago

Yes, cos its the red sprinkles we noticed first...yetch...

12points

#52

Why Yes My Friend, Tis A Struggle Plate With #struggleslices.. Welcome To Where Food Porn Come To Die

Final score:

13points

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Susan Bosse 4 years ago

Pretty much every man I know cooks better than this. My dad, brother and son KILL IT in the kitchen. This would NEVER even be imagined to be plated out of any of our kitchens. I fail to understand where people's taste buds are.

4points

#53

Cooking For Bae

Final score:

12points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Maybe you shouldn't have paid attention

15points

#54

God Bless America!

Final score:

12points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Strawberries in beans?????

21points

#55

That Poor Bird Died In Vain

Final score:

12points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Not bad? Some people are completely delusional.

10points

#56

Which One Of Y'all Did This Goofy Sh*t?

Final score:

12points

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ƒιѕн 4 years ago

Thats one way to store the leftovers

12points

#57

Your Man Is About To Have The Bubble Guts

Final score:

11points

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Iggy 4 years ago

I hope he's wearing steel-reinforced trousers!

13points

#58

No The Hell They Don't

Final score:

11points

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Iggy 4 years ago

Someone needs to lock you up!

6points

#59

Bae Trying To Kill Us With Her Favorite. Food Poisoning. On Monday's We Have Salmonella

Final score:

11points

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ƒιѕн 4 years ago

raw chicken, peas, and applesauce

4points

#60

Who Looks Forward To So Much Struggle?

Final score:

10points

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Kjorn 4 years ago

who the f**k put cookies in rice and ketchup????

15points

#61

Not Sure About Y'all, But I'd Wait For Breakfast

Final score:

10points

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James Thompson 4 years ago

Hungry late at night is why cereal was invented

15points

#62

The Bomb That Landed In The Toliet Shortly After

Final score:

10points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Shortly after? That was cooked in the bathroom!

9points

#63

Annnnd Done!

Final score:

10points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Why supply booze? You've clearly been hitting the bottle hard

11points

#64

Bae Hooked Up The Pho

Final score:

10points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

Why would you do that to pho?

9points

#65

Dawg, Tf Is This

Final score:

10points

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Samantha Bushnell 4 years ago

Classic spaghetti dish but they dyed the pasta green for St Patrick's day

5points

#66

Surprise Me And Move Out

Final score:

9points

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Foxxy 4 years ago

Are those meatballs raw?

22points

#67

So Much Struggle....so Little Food

Final score:

9points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Your ex will know they made the right decision

18points

#68

For The Health Nuts... Take Heed

Final score:

9points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Did you put everything in there, but the kitchen sink?

6points

#69

When Comments Get Real

Final score:

9points

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How Terribly Unfortunate 4 years ago

😂 is right!

2points

#70

Eat The Cake Ana Mae!

Final score:

9points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Must have used the few guys icing brand

12points

#71

2nd Comment. Thats Your Real Friend

Final score:

9points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Ha, ha, ha!

2points

#72

We Clearly Have 2 Diff B visions Of Heaven..smh

We Clearly Have 2 Diff B
visions Of Heaven..smh

Final score:

9points

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#73

Mmhhh.. Wonder Why He Is Leaving Again.. I Have A Thought.. Ijs

Final score:

8points

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Rachel Neye 4 years ago

He's leaving because he doesn't want stomach upset

4points

#74

The Fact That Bae Thought This Looked Like An Insta Materpiece Instead Of Jr's Diaper Is Mind Blowing

Final score:

8points

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Casey Logan 4 years ago (edited)

Looks like Meconium...

6points

#75

Wait...have Y’all Had This?

Final score:

8points

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tima 4 years ago

a big NO. this is not right ㅠㅠ

10points

#76

Bae Needs To (A) Raise Her Standards (B) Pick Up That Pepto On Her Way Home

Final score:

8points

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Shawn 4 years ago

I'm so sorry you died for that Mr. Cow

8points

#77

#whencommentsgetreal

Final score:

8points

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#78

Rotflmao.. That 1st Comment!

Final score:

8points

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Kjorn 4 years ago

i think i saw brocoli and… and… vomit?

3points

#79

Do We Can Agree Bae Is Working With Very Few Teeth And An Iron Stomach

Final score:

8points

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Lauren Misek 4 years ago

It's in a to go container... Can only assume that even worse than making this mess she actually paid someone else for it.

6points

#80

Class Is In Session: Keep A Man 101. What Did Y'all Learn Today?

Final score:

8points

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Emerald Joanna 4 years ago

What is with all the "how to keep a man" c**p? Is this ones life goal or something?!

25points

#81

Oh... Thats What That Is? Maybe If You Squint And Turn Ya ...naw..just Dont See It

Final score:

8points

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akp 4 years ago

genuinely shocked this one wasn't meat

5points

#82

Glad Someone Said It

Final score:

8points

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akp 4 years ago

"bacon peanut butter burger"...classic pairing *vomit noises*

3points

#83

And She Captioned It "Mama Did That".. Did What? Create A Vomit Inducer

Final score:

8points

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Roger Haywood 4 years ago

Mmmmm. Creamed snot.

3points

#84

Sry _kingbry ... Cannot Identify

Final score:

8points

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Shawn 4 years ago

Sadness

10points

#85

Let Me Find Out! Knew That Coffee Tasted Funny

Final score:

8points

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Foxxy 4 years ago

I would rather use it for hot dogs than coffee.

6points

#86

This Heifa Thinks We Can Really Tell The Diff From One Poo Piece To Another

Final score:

7points

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Shawn 4 years ago

They only deserve to have cow patties

6points

#87

When Comments Get Real

Final score:

7points

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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago

Looks like an intestinal tissue sample pre gastric bypass.

8points

#88

Creative Heifa... New Way To Slowly Kill Bae And Get That Life Insurance

Final score:

7points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

It might give me a coronary, but it doesn't look bad at all.

8points

#89

I'm Shocked Someone Would Allow You To Cook

Final score:

7points

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Pumbaa 4 years ago

Its chicken with spinach and cream I guess? How could it look any different?

9points

#90

Damn @applebees Doing Em Like That..smh

Final score:

7points

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Kjorn 4 years ago

looks like insects larva

3points

#91

And To End The Night. The Dessert

Final score:

7points

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European other 4 years ago

What dessert ?!

2points

#92

Clip From The New Starship Troopers Film..oh Wait Naw ..bae Just Cooked Again

Final score:

7points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

What sort of creature is this?

2points

#93

That Poor Ketchup

Final score:

7points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

Attractive

0points

#94

I'm Str8 Bae..

Final score:

7points

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Shawn 4 years ago

None of those things should ever be together

4points

#95

Its Just Too Much.

Final score:

7points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

Are those teeth?

2points

#96

Bae Hooked Me Up With This Bland Ass Low Country Boil

Final score:

7points

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YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Where's the ketchup when you need it??

9points

#97

mortal Kombat Voice It Had Begun!!! "Cooking For Bae Day" Is Upon Us!!!

*mortal Kombat Voice* It Had Begun!!! "Cooking For Bae Day" Is Upon Us!!!

Final score:

7points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

The chicken looks violated

4points

#98

But Bae...since When Is Canned Corn Soulfood

Final score:

6points

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Amy Frank 4 years ago

having the best time of my life reading these post, are these people delusional?

5points

#99

Pink Can Be Fun.. As In Pinkslip And Walking Papers bye Felicia

Pink Can Be Fun.. As In Pinkslip And Walking Papers *bye Felicia *

Final score:

6points

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YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Try to sell it to Sweden

2points

#100

Ready?!! The Hell It Is!

Final score:

6points

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Pretty Pangolin 4 years ago

It looks like they smeared the stuffing all over the outside.

0points

#101

2 People Lied

Final score:

6points

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

Uffdah. Knock it off with the ketchup, people!

5points

#102

Struggle Shells And Struggle Plate On Deck

Final score:

6points

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Yixing 4 years ago

Those poor shrimp

8points

#103

Y'all See That Slice Of Cheese Laid Up As A Sacrifice To The Living God??

Final score:

6points

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Beans 4 years ago

I guess he was trying to make pasta puttanesca? But you're supposed to use black (kalamata) olives.. as for the cheese... no comment

1point

#104

That Time Again

Final score:

6points

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Lsai Aeon 4 years ago

That's definitely a can of spaghetti O's with cheese whiz. Think I'd prefer the ice cube sandwich without the bread, thanks

4points

#105

Eggs Over Easy With A Side Of Coon…..y'all Know Bae From The Country

Final score:

6points

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YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

That chicken/sauce/whatever to the left actually looks like a dead puppy

4points

#106

Photography Is Not Always The Answer. Booger Stew My Friends..

Final score:

6points

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Kjorn 4 years ago

dig in your grave you mean?

2points

#107

The Spaghetti Struggle

Final score:

6points

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Danielle Renee 4 years ago

people have got to stop with the sliced cheese

5points

#108

Keep Telling Yourself That Bae. If It Helps You Sleep At Night

Final score:

6points

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Kjorn 4 years ago

if he wants to die Young of course

3points

#109

Covered In #foodfromthestomach. Why You Feeding Bae That?

Final score:

6points

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ƒιѕн 4 years ago

I would eat this

5points

#110

So Now I Gotta Pick The Struggle Out My Salad

Final score:

6points

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Beans 4 years ago

This isn't THAT bad. I mean, its not great but it's edible and it might not even be Kraft singles as it doesn't look shiny... I think it just might be too-thinly sliced cheddar

2points