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Workplace expert Taylor noted that we're all being evaluated more closely when we first join a company. Whether we like it or not, that's human nature for you. "No hiring manager wants to feel like they made a mistake. And they do want you to succeed. So a thorough onboarding process can benefit both sides. The flip-side of course, is that bosses must avoid any tendency to micromanage their new hire," she explained to Bored Panda.

"When you join a company, managers generally want to make sure that you have all the tools you need. Training is a priority—so by definition, you will be more in the spotlight. Since first impressions are critical, this is a good time to be aware of your work ethic, enthusiasm, and establishing your personal brand."

Meanwhile, good managers are bound to be "somewhat empathetic" to the extra pressure that new hires are under. "They should give you a little slack—knowing it’s a challenging time for most mortals," the author of 'Tame Your Terrible Office Tyrant' said.

#2

I was hired as a party host for a children's playland. I was the only adult who was allowed in the playground area so half of it was coaxing children out when their time was up. The slide was wet, and the lower half of the ball pit was socks and diapers. We had staff meals from the on site cafe and mid afternoon we realized everyone had food poisoning when the character in the large fluffy suit vomited in the head of the costume. And I had to guide them out, with vomit pouring out of the mesh face hole.

I stayed another week after that and the next person in the character suit vomited because of the smell already in the head. They then chemically cleaned the head, and the next person to wear it vomited then passed out from the fumes and I had to drag an unconscious 6ft rodent from a room of screaming and crying kids.

Mandelbug_Myrtle Report

Final score:

184points

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Robert Trebor 1 year ago

drag an unconscious 6ft rodent - put that in your resume

40points

agentmichaelscarn6 , Infinity Shutter Report

#3

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had got hired on as a prep cook at a longhorn steakhouse as a second job to make some money before i moved. started in december. during orientation the general manager said “if you’re early you’re on time, if you’re on time you’re late, and if you’re late you don’t deserve a job.” fair enough, i usually arrive at least 15 minutes early to anything, work included. my first actual day of work i get dropped off at 7:45 for an 8:00 am shift. it’s like 30 degrees out, starting to snow. 8 rolls around and nobody else shows up. 8:10 nobody. finally 8:20 rolls around and the other two prep cooks show up. i asked them what the deal was and they said the GM was always late. then at 8:30 the GM finally shows up to unlock the doors to let us in. i looked at him and said “if you’re early you’re on time, if you’re on time you’re late, and if you’re late….” and just gave him this look. he told me it wasn’t gonna work out so i walked 2 miles home in the snow. was probably a good thing honestly

Final score:

175points

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Josephine Blogs 1 year ago

30 degrees and snowing? Oh wait, Fahrenheit. 😂

67points

Frank Hassler 1 year ago

I mean, honestly, you should have made that connection when you heard “longhorn stakehouse”

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

Bored Panda have yet to devise a banana temperature scale. Yet.

4points

moggie63 1 year ago

I hate that hot snow.

3points

Seabeast 1 year ago

I was going to say... it was +30 here the other day and I put the air conditioner on.

2points

ConstantlyJon 1 year ago

it's like just below 0

0points

Abel 1 year ago

In Kelvin scale could be worse than F.

0points

Weasel Wise 1 year ago

Temperature is hilarious! 🤣🙄

0points

Kevin Sutton 1 year ago

The idiots temperature scale

-3points

Kristal 1 year ago

Bwahaha, I think making a person realize they are a hypocrite is worth the 2 mile walk in the snow lol

10points

Bronze Republic 1 year ago

I feel you could probably get that GM for Unsafe working conditions. Or could you not?

5points

Sue User 1 year ago

Spotted the European. In the USA, during COVID, some people working in a meat plant wanted to go on strike. Calking out sick was firable, there was no social distancing, etc. The govt decided that " the public need" was more important than their safety. Even when they oiinted out that they were working with *food* , that diidnt change anything.

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Loverboy 1 year ago

I aspire to be at your level, good for you lmao

3points

DiscoqueenJ 1 year ago

What a douche

2points

mikejaz2 1 year ago

What a d**k.

1point

Pauly Donahue 1 year ago

That asshat can go longhorn himself

1point

Edward Dwyer 1 year ago

Face punch!

0points

Tracy 1 year ago

I worked for the owner of a decent sized property management company and that statement was how he began every Monday morning staff meeting. Except the last part was …if you’re late you’re fired.

0points

LavenderHippoInAJar 1 year ago

My ballet teacher always said that early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.

0points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

I'd have locked him out.

0points

The expert was kind enough to share with us a few ways to "put your best foot forward in a genuine way" during your first day at work, while also steering clear of trying to overly impress others.

"Demonstrate your strong work ethic and dedication. You want to let your manager and others know you’re a team player and care about the results you deliver. You don’t need to go overboard and work at the office until midnight, however. If you work crazy hours, you may set false expectations, or convey that you have no life outside of work," Taylor told Bored Panda. "However, if you lean toward one side of the work ethic pendulum, putting in the time to learn the ropes in the first few days is a better career option."

Something else that can leave a positive impact is asking questions. "No employee is expected to know all the nuances of a new job on the first day. Asking thoughtful questions as you’re being onboarded will demonstrate your desire to do your best, and expedite your success," she said.

#4

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had Dairy Queen queen I was 17.

The layout was such that I had to repeatedly walk past the grill where the floor was so covered in grease that it was like trying to walk across oiled ice...super dangerous because if you slipped, you were likely to hit the grill. I got yelled at for mentioning that the floor needed to be cleaned (I even offered to do it but was told no).

I was scheduled for an 8 hour shift, so by law, I got a 20 minute unpaid lunch break, which I was made to take about 45 minutes into my shift. I got yelled at for asking if I could please take my break closer to the middle of my shift.

I was left alone as the only cashier and ice cream preparer, even though I hadn't even been told what everything on the menu was yet, let alone how to make it. I kept getting yelled at for not knowing when I went to the back (past the slip-n-slide of death) to ask for help.

About 3 hours in, I was absolutely certain this would be a horrible place to work, so I told the owner that it was dangerous there, I was being yelled at by the manager for not knowing how to make things I had never even heard of, and the job was a bad fit for me so I was quitting and leaving.

He told me it was unacceptable that I wasn't giving two weeks notice and yelled at me about it until I cried.

It's been over 20 years, and I've never set foot in a Dairy Queen again.

Leelluu , JJBers Report

Final score:

153points

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Phobrek 1 year ago

Should have dropped a lit cigarette on the floor on your way out

70points

#5

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had In the first few months of the pandemic, I got hired at a dog daycare and the owner told me I’d be making $9/hour as their receptionist. I go in to fill out the paperwork and she tells me that she actually filled the receptionist position, but she has a dog handler position open for $8/hour. I was hurting for money, so I accepted it. She told me I’d start right away - literally on the spot. She didn’t tell me that before coming in, so I wasn’t wearing proper clothes for it (capri pants) and she berated me for it and said next time I do it, I’ll get written up.

As she was showing me around, I realized the entire play area for the dogs was inside. There were no outside areas for the dogs to run, and as a result, the whole place smelled like dog waste.

She then threw me in a gated area alone with a pack of large dogs without any formal (or informal) training. One dog was pretty aggressive and kept trying to bite me. She’d yell at it from the other side of the gate, and all that would do was get the dogs riled up. I’m not scared of dogs but I was scared that day. She yelled at me for not being assertive enough with the dogs, but I didn’t know the dogs personalities yet and I didn’t want to start a fight between them or get attacked. The dog that was trying to bite me kept picking fights with other dogs and she got mad at me for telling the dog “no.”

After my shift was over, I never went back. I had an interview at Target the next day and got hired there at $15/hour.

toothpastenachos , Mia X Report

Final score:

142points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

Those poor dogs. At least you got a somewhat happy ending.

82points

#6

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had My first job was at a new buffet in a small town when I was 14. They mass hired everyone that showed up to the interview.

I was supposed to be a dish washer but when I got there for training they handed me a ladder and told me to install the dry wall ceiling tiles in the kitchen. I, obviously, had no idea what I was doing and had a tile fall on my back, which caused me to slip off the ladder and fall on the ground.

The owner was upset that a 14 year old kid couldn't do the non-dishwashing task correctly and chewed me out and sent me home and to never come back. I had to pester them for months to get my ~$6.50 for the hour I was there. Shockingly, they went under in just a few months.

DrGingeyy , Rene Asmussen Report

Final score:

140points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

Good.

57points

"Highlight your upbeat, can-do personality. It’s often said that managers hire attitude. All things being equal, given two candidates with identical skills, the most positive, professional person will always advance more quickly. Offering to help out and being a resource to others is also a good way to demonstrate your level of commitment," the workplace expert said. What's more, being friendly really does count.

"It sounds basic, but since attitude matters, try to become acquainted with key team members, while still accomplishing the day’s tasks. Take notes on those you meet… their names and responsibilities."

#7

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had I was a supervisor in a technical support department for "professional" support, but was one day unceremoniously moved to "personal" support. (The former was expensive and for IT and experienced clients. The latter for regular home users.)

When I arrived in my new department, they were short 3 supervisors, so I was assigned all 3 teams, and the place was like Lord of the Flies. I was given a printout of schedules and names, with no way to find the people. I started tracking them down to find that nearly 1/3 of them had left the company, but previous supervisors didn't notify HR/payroll, there were no files on what people were trained on, nothing.

End of the day my new boss asked how things were, and I told him people needed to be fired. He laughed, and said, "We're understaffed already."

I replied, "No, I mean the other supervisors who aren't doing any job I can identify, and you for letting it get like this."

Things with him were a bit touchy after that.

SurlyJason , Mizuno K Report

Final score:

129points

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trollingergirl 1 year ago

😂 Things with him were a bit touchy after that.

39points

#8

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had When I arrived on the first day, there was an eviction notice on the door and a cop looking for the business owners. Bullets dodged, that day!

Upper-Job5130 , Kindel Media Report

Final score:

110points

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Itz-Nova 1 year ago

Ooof

10points

#9

My first day as a medic was terrible. We got a call from a babysitter, she turned her back for what she said was a minute and the little guy she was watching fell into the pool. We got there and she was doing CPR, we took over and I don't know how but we got that little guy to start breathing again. We got him ready to transport to the hospital and my partner decided I should get some experience so he left me in the back of the ambulance with the kid. Everything was going well until it wasn't. We chatted a bit and things seemed okay. Then he looked at me, said my name and just flat lined. I did everything I could. S**t still hurts today when I think about it. Messed me up for a good while, got all of August off and got set up with a therapist. Being a medic can either be the greatest job in the world or the absolute worst. I wish I was still a medic sometimes.

Szver2727 Report

Final score:

106points

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Warrior Mama 1 year ago

What a recipe for disaster - even in a non life or death situation it's important to supervise health care employees while they are learning the ropes. Death of a patient is hard, but death of a child patient is a whole other level. That coworker should have known better and stayed with the new medic regardless of how they thought things would turn out

58points

TheRealBradGoodman , Mikael Blomkvist Report

Meanwhile, the expert suggested avoiding the 'superhero' temptation. "In one’s zeal to impress, it’s easy to go overboard. Pitfalls include:

Acting like you don’t need as much training because you already understand the job very well.
Indicating that you did things differently at your former job or intimating your way seems superior.
Being too vocal at meetings, posturing, or challenging others. This is a good time to be in more of a listening mode in general.
Biting off more than you can chew. Suggesting you have the skills to do much more than required could backfire later."

Moreover, your first days at work can be a great opportunity to "establish a strong foundation of your personal brand." Workplace expert Taylor advises being aware of how you interact with others, what your presentation is like, and how you want to come across.

"Substance, meaning the work you deliver, will always be paramount. But savvy business professionals know, for example, that it’s important to remain professional at all times for optimal career advancement."

#10

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had This wasnt a bad first day but sure was funny. New job site building a reststop for parks Canada. My boss and i are just surveying the site when he slips on a slope and slides down into a bog. Hes down there on all fours soaking wet and muddy and i dont want to help in case i fall in too. Searching for aomthing to say i muster out uh did you mean to do that? He replies ofcourse i didnt f*****g mean to do that god damm it. He crawls out, says well ive had enough for today, how about you? And im like ya sure we can call it a day. We drove three hours to have a look at the site for ten minutes and three hours back home. The ride was pretty quiet when he says, did you f*****g mean to do that, you f*****g guy! We dont work together anymore but he was an absolute gem of a guy, still consider him a friend.

Final score:

96points

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Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

I've read that four times and I still don't understand it

46points

#11

Happened in the Navy on my fourth ship.

I had to fly to meet the ship on deployment. Flew from Virginia to Spain. Everyone left the plane to refuel it on the tarmac. We boarded after refueling. Turns out too much fuel, had to deboard everyone to remove fuel. Several hours delay.

Don’t remember where it landed next, but it was delayed there too. All said and dine, we were supposed to land in Bahrain around 11pm local time after flying halfway around the world. Didn’t get there until about 3:30am.

Upon arrival, turned out the ship didn’t bother to send anyone to pick up the 60+ sailors who were transferring to the ship - most of which were 18-19 year old men and women straight out of boot camp. I was the senior person there, so made a phone call to the person in charge of picking us up. He said to wait where we were and someone would be there at 6am. After a very quick conversation, the guy agreed to send someone there right away.

A half hour later someone shows up with a clipboard, a list, and hotel keys. Turns out everyone had a room already reserved except for me. After a few more phone calls, I found out that the ship wanted me to fly out as soon as possible. So I had to wait in the hangar until the flight departed about 6 hours later. By this time, I had been traveling for well over 24 consecutive hours.

Flew out to the ship on my first and only COD flight (carrier onboard delivery). Guy in front of me threw up in the floor and got it all over my shoes. Made me sick. I almost threw up too, but managed to hold it in.

Plane landed. Went to the hangar bay to pick up my bags. Normally, when transferring to a new ship they assign a sponsor to help with the move. Normally the sponsor is there to meet the newly reporting person to get off in the right foot and help carry bags. I had a sponsor, but they didn’t meet me in the hangar bay. Not a big deal. I’d been on an aircraft carrier before and knew my way around. So I carried my bags down to the office where I knew I would be working, only to be met with a “Who are you? Oh, we weren’t expecting you.” Okay, definitely not a good first impression.

As an officer, my sleeping arrangement on ships was a stateroom (kind of like a smaller, crappier version of a college dorm room). After traveling for forever, I just wanted to go to sleep. Since they weren’t expecting me, they didn’t have a stateroom for me. So I waited several more hours until I could finally get a bed and get some sleep sometime on Thursday afternoon.

After a few hours of sleep, I was awoken to the sound of talking and running water. Turns out the communal bathroom right next to my stateroom had a clogged toilet, which resulted in an overflow of s**t water into my room, soaking everything that was in the floor.

That marked the end of my first day. The rest of the time onboard got worse from there.

Turns out that after waking up around lunch I’m Friday after a few hours of broken sleep. I found out that the ship was pulling right back into the same port I had flown out of 12 hours earlier.

BlueFadedGiant Report

Final score:

95points

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Eastendbird 1 year ago

When everything that could go wrong, does go wrong...

30points

#12

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had First day at work, a library. I’m 18 years old, I look like I’m 12. My very first patron comes storming up and I ask, “Hi! How can I help—“ and he starts cursing up a storm at me because his card had been deactivated a few days before.

“And I want to know why and I want to know now!”

“I… this is my first day here, let me get someone for you…”

His whole attitude changed and I guess he thought I was like a baby library page or something because I’m sure I looked like I had just witnessed Jesus curb-stomp a puppy.

It was a weird way to start a new job. Then I got chastised for not know what had happened last week at a job I didn’t work at.

RuyiJade , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

Final score:

83points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

No respect for anyone who makes workers, like librarians, days harder than they already are. He had absolutely no reason to do that and they're getting paid minimum wage.

41points

Like it or not, first impressions really do matter. Especially in a workplace setting. And that goes for both new employees and managers alike! A good first impression means that you’re someone who’s memorable and will stand out from the crowd. You should strive to find a balance between being professional and friendly.

‘Indeed’ notes that you want to be remembered if you have ambitions to rise to a leadership position. Ideally, you want to appear confident, charismatic, intelligent, and empathetic—no matter how small the interactions with your coworkers or clients. In short, you want to show off your positive (potentially) managerial qualities, no matter how much of a greenhorn you might be.

Appearances are very important when it comes to leaving those lasting initial impressions. You want to take the time to really focus on your appearance—from your clothes to your hygiene—and body language. Try to maintain eye contact, smile lots, and exude confidence through your body language.

#13

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had Not my first day but my second. I had just hired on at a steel fabrication plant. My boss gave me a broom and told me to keep the sidewalks clean, keep my head up, watch what everyone is doing and stay out of their f*****g way. Its dangerous working with this heavy steel and we don't want you to get hurt your first week out here. It was about 7am. Around 8am a stack of steel fell over trapping another employee and I had to hear him scream bloody murder for about 3hrs while they worked to get the steel beams off of him. He lived. It crushed his pelvis, I worked there for 2 years, he never was able to come back to work.

housebird350 , Danial Abdullah Report

Final score:

81points

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H.M. V. 1 year ago

Safety rules are written in blood.

48points

#14

First day working as a chemist in a quality control lab. The person training me told me “just so you know every single person in this department has had to go on medical leave for a stress related illness between their first and second year on the job.” That definitely happened to me.

From there it only went downhill. I toured the warehouse and there were pallets of raw materials stacked so high and improperly they were leaning toward the walkway. There was a struggling rat on a glue trap and the warehouse guy said at least it isn’t squeaking anymore. Their walk in cold storage had liquid leaking out the door.

I went to lunch and it was like a scene out of “mean girls.” I was told I couldn’t sit at certain tables and wound up eating by myself. Someone stole the cupcakes out of my lunch bag too.

I realized I made a horrible mistake but I really needed the job and the money, plus the market was bad so I stuck it out for 19 months. The place is currently in the process of shutting down and will be closed by the end of the year, so they eventually got what was coming to them.

Heysandyitspete Report

Final score:

78points

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YTK 1 year ago

Weird, you’d think a quality control lab would have higher quality

31points

#15

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had I got hired at an insurance place. I was told business casual so my first day I was wearing Chinos and a sweater. I was still filling out paperwork when someone came in and told me I needed to go home and change. It was a half hours drive each way at the time but I was broke so I did it. Quit a few months later. Horrible place.

TRIGMILLION , Adrien Olichon Report

Final score:

77points

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Libstak 1 year ago

I've worked for many insurance companies in my temp years. My worst was one where you couldn't leave your desk for any reason other than the toilet and that was timed to 5 mins Max. A coffee lady made you a small cup of coffee at 10am and 3pm and you couldn't eat or have food or drinks at your desk outside of 10am to 1015am and 3pm to 315pm. It was a large office so as you could imagine she couldn't serve everyone in that time. Management would target employees they didn't like cos they felt they could for having beverages outside these times.

21points

For instance, you wouldn’t want to keep your hands in your pockets or cross your arms while you’re hunched over and looking beyond scared. Be in control of your posture, slow down your movements, and actively listen to your new colleagues before speaking.

‘Insider’ suggests using your first day to be proactive. Introduce yourself to others and get to know your coworkers. The extra effort is going to be well worth it throughout your career, but you may need to go outside your comfort zone if you’re naturally a shy individual. Those connections are going to come in handy when you inevitably find yourself in a tough situation.

Though it’s important to ‘click’ with everyone at the company, don’t feel like you have to pretend like you’re someone you’re not. Be professional, but be yourself. Avoid creating the impression that you’re trying too hard to get everyone to like you. People admire authenticity, not pretense.

#16

Wasn’t my experience, but the experience of someone else i’ve heard:

He went to work at an ice cream shop for his first job at 16. He was filling out the application when the manager told him to forget the application and go ahead and come behind the counter and start working. They had him start by making waffle cones, and he did that for 6 hours.

Afterward, when they were sending him home for the day, they said “we’ll call you”. He wasn’t actually hired. They had him work for 6 hours without pay and without hiring him. When he tried calling the next few days to see if he’d gotten the job or if they’d pay him for those 6 hours, they didn’t answer. He decided to drive to the location a couple days later and they were closed. Permanently. They shut down literally the day after they had him work those 6 hours. They knew they were shutting down and didn’t tell him.

When he finally did get ahold of that manager, and voiced his complaint about making him work without pay, she told him “well you don’t always get what you want”.

Balrog229 Report

Final score:

72points

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Phobrek 1 year ago

Write that on a brick, toss thru window

43points

#17

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had My boyfriend of five years decided that a Monday at lunchtime was the perfect time to break up with me via text message. While I can't say the breakup was a complete surprise I really, really wish he had done it on the weekend when I could have private time to deal with it. He also could have had the balls to do so in person but, hey, that's asking a lot from him.

So, first day at a new job. I'm a teacher and it was a new school but in the same city. Morning was introductions. Everyone was lovely, happy, smiling and so was I. Then I sit down to eat lunch and my phone dings. Well, you can imagine what that was like. I hid in the bathroom a while trying to keep it together because the afternoon was the opening ceremony.

The whole ceremony takes about two hours with speeches, intros, information, video, taking pictures etc. All the teachers and I had to stand on a stage and give short introductions in front of 700ish children, their parents, school officials etc. So I was sitting on the sidelines trying not to cry or vomit or let my emotions be obvious. Probably didn't succeed. Then had to get up on stage in front of well over 1500 people and keep it together long enough to give my little intro about looking forward to the new year blah blah.

I could finally leave after the ceremony and bawled the whole way home.

Edit: Thank you all for your kind words. This happened many years ago but it still stings. It's amazingly cathartic to let it out though.

Calling him a Person Of Senselesness fits pretty well. I can't call him an a*****e, because he wasn't. But he was perhaps cowardly and didn't consider the emotional toll his actions would take.

In the follow-up talks he admitted that he'd known I wasn't The One from the start but he still thought I was a great person, fun, we got along etc. and decided Fake It Till You Make It was a great relationship strategy. Yeah. That's a stab to the gut, knowing someone was pretending to be happy with you. Those cuts run deep too, and affected my later relationship. How can I believe my new partner loves me? My ex said he loved me, and it was a lie. How can I believe my new partner sees a future with me? My ex said he did, and that was a lie.

If anyone out there is just not feeling it with a partner but can't think of a *good* reason to break up, please, just break up. They deserve someone who doesn't have to talk themselves into loving them. Yeah, they'll be sad, but every day you let them live a lie it will be even worse when you finally break up and pull the rug out from under them.

FourCatsAndCounting , Alex Green Report

Final score:

71points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

What a piece of s**t. He forced you to go through that because he couldn't face you.

25points

#18

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had I've got 2 but both jobs ended up being great and I worked there for a year plus

1. I worked at a flower shop in high school. The gal training me and I found this pink plastic gun thing. Obvi not a real gun but we barely touched the trigger and all of a sudden we were coughing and our eyes were watering. We had to leave the room and close up the shop early... It was some kind of pepper or bear spray.
2. Job in college was a group home for elderly women with mental disabilities. Since I was new I didn't know how to de-escalate situations yet. One woman had the mental capacity equivalent to a 3-year-old and tantrums were common. She had a tantrum my first day and not knowing how to deal I made it worse. Went outside to chill out and when I felt better to come back in the lady saw and ran to the door to CHOKE me and keep me out. No one else was around... I went to the other door to get in. Obvi I'm alive, but damn that was a night.

CrocusSativus , Amina Filkins Report

Final score:

69points

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TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago

Who would leave bear/pepper spray lying around?

14points

#19

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had I work at a gas station and I accidentally hit the button that emergency stops all the gas pumps my first day lmao

rieixee , Gustavo Fring Report

Final score:

66points

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Fat Harry 1 year ago

When I worked in a clothes shop I found this red slidy button under the counter that didn't seem to do anything. I pressed it and pressed it and nothing seemed to happen. Then about five minutes later the police showed up. It was the panic button. Shockingly, this wasn't even my first day... I'd been there about 3 years.

36points

#20

My MIL was buying a restaurant and asked me to go work there for a day and take a look see. She gives me the name, I look it up, then show up at 6 am. The ladies working seemed a bit confused but they let me in and put me to work. Two hours later, one of them comes to me and says "We think you're supposed to be at the OTHER Charlie Ann's" There were two unrelated restaurants five miles apart with the same name. Later she tried to hire me, lol.

damasu950 Report

Final score:

66points

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#21

I was working in a hog slaughterhouse when I was 18 years old. Clean up duty was the job I was given, so it was my duty to dump all the scrap bins from each work station. All these scraps ended up in a big pit with an auger at the bottom to grind and into a slop and send off to a rendering plant which turned this product into even more unspeakable things (pet food, animal feed etc). I was the last to go for lunch since I was to clean/dump scraps from each station before heading off. Last thing to dump was a massive wheel barrow (about 5 times the size of a regular yard work wheel barrow) full of pigs heads. There was a drain hole in the floor, me rushing to dump, hits the drain and about 60 heads fly all on the floor. So I spent my lunch collecting the heads back into the barrow. Needless to say I went for a bathroom break, got changed, cleaned up and f****d off out of there. Keep my pay, I said. Ha!

csthilaire85 Report

Final score:

65points

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MaryHadaLittleLamb 1 year ago

I think this one is the winner of the worst first day award. How awful!

30points

#22

Back when I was in college, I started working at a certain sort of call-center.

My first day was emotional hell, and not just for me.

See, this wasn't a sales gig in the traditional sense: I had been hired to be a "talent scout" for an incredibly shady organization that was trying to hoodwink unsuspecting parents into purchasing "acting and modeling lessons" for their kids. My job involved calling people, enthusiastically reciting a script, then booking marks into "one of our last remaining slots." The children and their parents would arrive on a weekend, go through a fake audition (complete with fake casting agents), and then be instructed to call a given number on Monday morning.

That number would connect people right back to the call-center.

Hopeful "applicants" be told that the "casting agent" had *loved* the child's audition, but that said child needed some additional training before they were ready for the screen. Parents would then be suckered into paying thousands of dollars for twelve days' worth of completely worthless classes... and if a kid missed even one session, they would be summarily expelled (unless their guardians paid even more money to reinstate them).

Anyway, I started working on a Wednesday. By that evening, I was feeling physically sick, and I was kept awake by guilt-ridden nightmares. I struggled through Thursday, then quit on Friday morning.

Had I stayed any longer, I'm sure that my soul would have withered and died.

**TL;DR: I could only handle three days as a call-center con-artist.**

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Ciara Ann Stone 1 year ago

Was this at barbizon, by chance?

22points

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#23

I did an internship at a geotechnical engineering firm one summer and after my initial orientation they had me drive out to meet some one on a coring job. It was way out in the sticks on a hot day, maybe 101 or higher. The place was out in the mountains on a massive piece of private property, like over 10k acres, it was a collection of wineries. We do the job and they wanted me to leave early to avoid overtime on my first day so they told me to drive home on my own and gave me some very basic directions on how to get out of this maze of mountains. The only real direction I was given was when you get to Y intersection go down not up, I leave, get to a Y intersection and go down. I guess it was a different Y intersection. I realized pretty quickly I went the wrong way but couldn’t turn around because I was on a tight unpaved mountain road that was too narrow to turn around. I drive a few miles try to turn around in a larger spot and get the truck stuck. No one knew where I was and I had no cell service and no water and it was probably 5 plus miles back to the job site. I started walking because I thought I heard a road and sure enough there was a rarely used public road not far from me. Eventually I sat on a log and considered the real possibility I might not make it back, I was starting to get disorientated due to exhaustion and dehydration. I collapsed on the side of the road eventually until some one drove down the road and saw me, they picked me up and dropped me off and the nearest gas station where I got some water and called my boss. The next day I had to go with a bunch of trucks to get my truck back. They didn’t fire me either

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Phobrek 1 year ago

Paragraphs are nice

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#24

My first day at Menards, a home improvement store typically in the Midwest, they give you this little introduction. I was 5 months pregnant and was having really severe nausea and pain, and was just trying to get through the first day the best I could. They spoke about how their turn over rate was over 50% and it was a goal to get it down.

My second day, I told them I had a doctors appointment well before and when I told them I needed to leave for the appointment, they told me I would be written up for leaving early. I told them to go ahead, it was an appointment for my baby and I wasn’t going to miss it.

My third day, I showed up and they told me that since I missed 2 hours of a shift, they had to suspend me. I told them to eat a d**k, handed them my badge and apron, and left.

Never f*****g work at menards.

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3-Pans-In-A-Trenchcoat(xe/xem) 1 year ago

save big money at ~MENARDS~

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#25

It wasn’t her first day at the job it it was her first day covering my office. I told her whatever she does do NOT pull the panic button (unless it’s a reason to panic) of course she randomly decides to pull it in the middle of the day- doesn’t answer when the company calls for the code so of course it prompts the police to show up. It’s a psychiatrist office so many of the patients have issues with police for various reasons causing patients to get upset and panic, doctors to get mad and the police to be annoyed because they are questioning her and she’s acting stupid. When I got back to work they told me that she thought I said pull the button to make the computer work better. The button is not connected to or near the computer whatsoever.

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YTK 1 year ago

Saying she has room temperature iq is an overstatement

7points

#26

Oh man.

Virgin Megastore - when those were still a thing. I applied not really expecting a call because it was a giant mall store and that's just kind of how it went.

Manager calls me a week after I applied. Asked me to come into an interview. I told him I was sick as a dog. I had the flu, chills, puking, aches... the whole nine yards. He was enthusiast and asked me to come in anyway. I needed the money badly and the mall was only down the street. He insisted I come in. Whatever, if we can make it quick.

I go in for the interview. It's a group interview. He failed to mention this. I'm doing my best to keep my distance from everyone while he asked the standard mall employer/corporate questions. "Why do you want to work here? How passionate about music/media are you? What does Virgin Megastore mean to *you*? Why do you want to join *our* family.

Me: Ugh. Man. Either give me the job or don't but I need to go rest.

Manager: Nah, c'mon! We're going to do a floor tour!

Me: I don't have that in me. I need to go.

Manager: Well, if you stay and last a whole shift, you're hired! C'mon, let's hit the floor!

Me: vomits

Manager:

Me:

Me: I'm going home.

They never called me again. But I was paid for the interview. All 40 mins of it.

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Greg Baughman 1 year ago

They had to close all the virgin stores. No virgins left to sell. :D :D :D

13points

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#27

30 People Share The Worst And Craziest First Day At Work They Had First corporate job. We had these large metal coffee urns in the break room on the floor. You put the grounds in the cup thing and hit a button because they were piped into the water line.

What I did not know was that it would run a cycle for each button push, I pushed it twice in a row and left for it to brew. When I came back it had doubled up and overflowed and there was coffee everywhere. Day one.

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Steve Robert 1 year ago

Too much coffee is still better than no coffee at all

14points

#28

I worked in a Kmart and the first day I saw a bulletin regarding a secret shopper who approached an associate stocking shelves and asked for assistance. He told her to f**k off. Yeah, I realized that morale at that store was nonexistent.

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#29

I was being trained on how to clean cages for Pet Smart before the store opens. First day. Manager hands me one of the Russian dwarf hamsters to hold. Hamster jumped out of my hand and hit the floor. Her eye popped out. Not all the way but still bulging out of socket in bizarre way. I was crying and saying sorry over and over and the manager LAUGHED at me and said "don't worry! It's just a hamster!".....

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YTK 1 year ago

That manager is a füčking psychopath!!

43points

#30

Dishwasher at a small breakfast place when I was 14. Didnt tell me I had to supply my own gloves and the dishwasher was right at the egress of the breakfast bar so I had to constantly keeping hopping out of the way of the waitstaff as they came back to grab plates. No sink, just a soapy bucket of water and a industrial dishwasher that was more akin to an autoclave than your regular dishwasher. each time i opened it steam would come pouring out - I was sweating my a*s off. I burned my hand so bad the first time I grabbed a plate out of there. And the special for my first day was beer battered shrimp. they were floating around in the bucket and sticking to my arms.

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#31

Oh my first day, they told me any PTO hours that I take must be made up within the quarter. Got it, so I don’t actually get PTO. I started looking for a new job the next day.

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Pandapoo 1 year ago

That sounds illegal, especially if it was written policy that you got PTO.

2points

#32

In a care home for elderly people, just finished national service and needed a job until starting at college. No skills required.

Turned up for an evening shift and was told what to do. One of the people living there was the same age as my mum; 50-ish, and looked rather like my mum. She had pretty advanced MS, and needed help with everything. On her table was a picture of her kids, who never came and visited her. They were my age

The kicker: She loved it when one of the helpers had time to smoke a cigarette with her and watch TV, so I did that and was told by the other helper she was very happy. Her MS was not affecting her mentally, so she was just sitting there bored out of her mind, hoping for someone to help her smoke a cigarette and laugh about some stupid TV show.

I noped the f**k out of that job, and kind of regret it now.

Ekstra kicker for laughs: I got MS 6 years later....

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DiscoqueenJ 1 year ago

Why did you nope out of there? Sounds like a great job hanging out and watching tv with a sweet elderly patient!

3points

#33

Got a job at Wal-Mart and on the first day the manager told me to ask another manager to set me up on training videos. When I asked the other manager I got yelled at because she "didn't have time for me"

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Spongebob Sadpants 1 year ago

I hated working at walmart. I won't go back unless I have no choice.

1point

#34

My first day working at a new hospital I was getting a tour near the ER when a psych patient jumped out of the bathroom as I was walking by, slapped me hard across the face and yelled the "N" word at me before running out the exit in her gowns. Yes, I still work here.

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PandaRave 1 year ago (edited)

Just another day in the office! *Cue Sitcom Laughtrack*

2points

#35

Back in 2011, got a construction job as a roofer. 10$ an hour, cash, and the biggest rule was "you are fired the second you hit the ground." Meaning, if you fall off the roof, you never worked for me. 10am the boss is drunk and backs his truck up into a wall on a clients property. Stupid me stuck around for like 2 years.

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Scott J 1 year ago

Catching roofers without fall protection is OSHA's bread and butter.

1point

#36

On my co-worker's first day we had a staff meeting and the janitor of the building had found a puppy on the side of the road. She'd put it in a box in the meeting room until her shift was over so she could take it home. Everyone was fawning over the puppy before the meeting and then we started the meeting with the box in the middle of the table. About 3 minutes in we heard the puppy give a death rattle and then it died.

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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago (edited)

D*mn, enjoy Doggo Heaven, Pupster... T_T

7points

#37

I got a temp job at an office going through files and shredding old documents. What they didn't tell me until I got there was that the shredder was actually a leaf shredder located on a loading dock. So, in my nice first day at work clothes I loaded a hand cart with paper boxes, trekked through the hot Texas sun in August to this unairconditioned loading dock and fed paper into this leaf shredder, back and forth several times.

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#38

I took a temp job from an agency while I was looking for a permanent position. I showed up and was told they forgot to cancel the request for a temp, but let me work for the day anyway. They had me go through resumes for the people they were going to permanently hire into the position I was there for.

Icing on the cake was that I had bought new shoes the day before, and made an a*s of myself several times tripping in front of everyone in the office. They probably wouldn’t have kept me anyway.

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Betsy Ray 1 year ago (edited)

Agador Spartacus, is that you?

3points

#39

Bought new shoes for my first work day, hurt like hell the whole day.

In the evening I finally got out of them, all toes were bleeding and the nails from the big toes were completly blue.

Took 2 years for the nail to grow it all out.

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PandaRave 1 year ago

2 years? That must have been satisfying but wtf

2points

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#40

None of mine were particularly bad except the normal "I don't know what I'm doing or who any of these people are" type things. Instead I'll give one from my wife:

My wife (girlfriend at the time) and I used to live in a small house in a small town and while we were out there she worked at this grocery store chain in our state (and I think a couple others). She worked in the deli there but it was such a small store they didn't really have much to it. It was actually more of deli/bakery that they just combined. Years went by and we decided to move back closer to the bigger city and she was able to transfer to a store close to where we were moving.

They had told the new store that she has had years of deli experience but what they didn't seem to discuss was the fact that the old store's deli didn't have half of the stuff a regular big store had. My wife showed up for her first day and saw that their deli had a full lunchmeat counter with the slicers and scales, which her old store did NOT have. She had absolutely no experience with slicing lunchmeat and actually barely dealt with customers at the old store at all. She told them this numerous times when she got there but they didn't listen. They basically just threw her on the counter and told her to start calling numbers. She tried her best but of course the other workers started getting frustrated when she asked constant questions, still not listening to the fact that she didn't have any experience in this area. All they heard is that she had years of deli experience.

That was her first and only day at that store. She was able to close the store well enough because she had experience cleaning up and mopping and such but after that she didn't dare put herself through that again and I don't blame her. It was a big struggle for her to find another job because back then NO ONE was hiring but we did what we had to do. I understand the miscommunication in the transfer but I don't understand why they couldn't have listened to her when she said they didn't have the deli counter at her old store. The company wasn't really great about that kind of stuff though. I actually worked for the same company but a different store and I wasn't exactly happy there either.

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#41

Worked at a grocery store, specifically in the deli/"fresh" foods dept. Showed up at the wrong store (they didn't specify which location so I went to the "training" store). After I figure out that I'm in the wrong place, I go to my correct store - they even called to tell my store that I'd be late due to their own fault. I get to my location and the boss is a fuckn shithead. Rude, argumentative and regarding me like I showed up late on purpose...not as if I'd been given wrong instructions. She treated me like a little kid trying to shirk work, when I was in my 30s and hired on a full time and needed the job badly.

Boss never quit riding my a*s, only gave me 1 day off a week because I was "so good with the customers" but she never really complimented me or gave me a raise. So many people hated her and I saw a customer give her a serious tongue lashing one day. I quit less than a year in and the store manager quit the next damn month.

Last time I saw my old supe, she was behind the deli at a diff location. She's so bad they keep shifting her around the state until retirement. F**k her, she's a twat.

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Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 1 year ago (edited)

I have never understood why some companies really do keep holding onto their problem employees and just moving them to other stores in the area... Worked for one of the "General" stores that kept doing that with one employee. Just tell her to hit bricks, man!

4points

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#42

I unknowingly took a dump next to my boss. We both had pretty nasty shits, and when we got out of the stalls things were awkward for a bit.

We now laugh about it every now and then.

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#43

Decades ago, I rolled into California, penniless and in need. I applied many places including the local McDonald's as I needed money immediately. While at the interview, the manager said they didn't hire guys with long hair. Being a guy with long hair, I told him I understood his position, thanked him for his time, and excused myself so he could get back to it.

About a week later I get a call from him telling me they'd look past it and would like to hire me. Great! I get to eat again! Trouble is, I didn't have any razors. All I had was a clipper that gets pretty close, slightly more than stubble, but definitely not beard hair. I show up, and the _owner_ is there.

I have met some pricks in my life but _this_ guy deserves whatever stroke he gets. He sees me coming up from the underground freezer (some McDonald's keep them underground. It's a goddamn liability but whatcha gonna do?) and just lights me the f**k up about EVERYTHING. He's literally screaming at me on my first day about very light face fuzz, saying that I "asked" them to make and exception for my long hair and now this! I asked for NO exceptions. I excused myself. They called ME. I try to explain my circumstances to him, that I literally have nothing in the world, and in front of everyone he shoves a $20 bill at me and tells me to go next door and get a razor. The manager, meanwhile, who previously had been personable and nice, was suddenly taking this fatherly tone with me, saying things like "Look, I can't hold your hand. You have to do the hard work!"

I. Did. D**K. for work in that store from that day on. He ran that place like f*****g Auschwitz. He would yell at the elderly cashiers up front, in front of CUSTOMERS. He never mailed me my taxes. "Well, if you send me the money I'll send you the forms". So I sicked the IRS on him. I hope they buried his a*s. Probably not but I'll take any catharsis I can. 20 f*****g years later and I still hate that piece of s**t. I hope if he still lives he's in tremendous pain and all his dogs died of leprosy. Piece of s**t.

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Kristal 1 year ago

No, the dogs are innocent

32points

#44

Long time ago when i was working in hospitality, on my first day (trial) I had an order for a tea, I managed to take the wrong coaster and didnt notice. The tables were pretty low to the ground and as I was going down to the table, I managed to spill the boiling water all over myself and the customer. It didnt help that the woman was a regular customer coming in every day, but somehow I got the job.

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#45

The HR guy said "That's all we've got for you today." Everyone in orientation was then introduced to their new boss. My new boss was on vacation. I asked the HR guy, he said "I don't know, go home?" So I did. Got a call. I guess someone else had gotten my boss's boss, and this big wig was going to walk me through everything. He was disappointed that I went home.

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#46

My very first job was working for a grocery store as a bag boy and cart gopher. The very first day they rushed me through the onboarding process because they wanted me to hurry up and get to work. Why? It was hailing outside and no one wanted to get carts so they figured they'd let the 16 year old new hire do it. Spent the entire night outside in the hail getting carts.

Worked there for a month and quit. That store was ran by incompetent a******s and closed a few years later.

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#47

Was very sick - high fever & congestion - before my first day. A day before I wrote to HR asking to postpone my start date by two days. They said no. So I came very sick to work, shook everyone's hands (while warning them I'm sick!). I don't remember much from that day, just that it was very, very unpleasant.

Not sure why HR would say no to such a request. I think they were afraid I'd be interviewing for another company? Which I could still do. Anyway, it sucks to start a job, which is already a stressful thing, when you are also very sick, not to mention, there's the risk of spreading whatever I had to the rest of the company - I literally met everyone on that day.

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Seabeast 1 year ago

Hopefully the pandemic has finally made people see sense about requiring sick people to come in to work.

3points