Careful dude, just be thankful you're still here....

Well done, girl.

ha ha, not the cop’s fault though

That sounds like it'd be start of a great romantic comedy though.

Well did the date go well?

If he paid for the dinner you're even lol

I'd say thats a win. Get that ticket thrown out lol

This would make the BEST How We Met story!

Luck is sometimes a botch.

I'm surprised you two didn't get married

That could've gone either way....it obviously was terrible for you, but if he was nice, smart and funny it might have been a great story for the grandchildren! It all depends.

LMSO!

The Match made for Traffic Court?! LOL

Star-crossed lovers!

That's actually the best story to tell your kids one day... <3

isnt it romantic?

WOMP WOMP.

Are you really going to hold that against him?

to good to be true

Id have kicked him in the ballz

Whomp whomp

We have a winner

First impressions ahahhaha

jeez what is wrong with people

OMG! If he didn't see you for the gem you are, he wasn't worth it.

this is the result when parents protect their kids too much

Maybe she just wanted to know more about you. Are you a vampire? Are your ancestors from Hungary? Garlic can say a lot...

Thank god you find out now!!!

Hero!!!!!

Two's a couple, three's a crowd.

More than likely the waiter was a friend of the guys and he was his get out of date card if it wasn't going to well...

That's honestly more depressing than embarrassing.

Ouch that's not funny that's extremely rude

By any chance, will I find there his side of this story too?

..no

🤣🤣🤣💞

just gotta let them know

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ...

Idiot- I don't know where men our age still get the idea that dinner equals sex. Always thought only idiots from the 80s do that

guess she still doesn't have anything else to do

That's like that car commercial!

in a parallel universe, waiters do clarify dish* sizes

douche

oh dear

how did you end up at his ex wife’s in the first place?

nonononono,.., really???

Such helpful people

Not enough! Tell us more!

'Accidentally'

You can still be an independent woman and let a guy be a gentleman.

That's cute and funny

Did he take care of you? If yes, he is definitely a guy you should see again.

Yeah. Little younger.

That's not getting to know anyone. That's getting interviewed for a mom/housekeeper.

red pill f*ckwit.