Careful dude, just be thankful you're still here....

Well done, girl.

ha ha, not the cop’s fault though

We have a winner

First impressions ahahhaha

jeez what is wrong with people

OMG! If he didn't see you for the gem you are, he wasn't worth it.

this is the result when parents protect their kids too much

Maybe she just wanted to know more about you. Are you a vampire? Are your ancestors from Hungary? Garlic can say a lot...

Thank god you find out now!!!

Hero!!!!!

Two's a couple, three's a crowd.

More than likely the waiter was a friend of the guys and he was his get out of date card if it wasn't going to well...

That's honestly more depressing than embarrassing.

Ouch that's not funny that's extremely rude

By any chance, will I find there his side of this story too?

..no

🤣🤣🤣💞

just gotta let them know

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ...

Idiot- I don't know where men our age still get the idea that dinner equals sex. Always thought only idiots from the 80s do that

guess she still doesn't have anything else to do

That's like that car commercial!

in a parallel universe, waiters do clarify dish* sizes

douche

oh dear

how did you end up at his ex wife’s in the first place?

nonononono,.., really???

Such helpful people

Not enough! Tell us more!

'Accidentally'

You can still be an independent woman and let a guy be a gentleman.

That's cute and funny

Did he take care of you? If yes, he is definitely a guy you should see again.

Yeah. Little younger.

That's not getting to know anyone. That's getting interviewed for a mom/housekeeper.

red pill f*ckwit.

I talk to my NSA agent all the time. He doesn’t talk back much though.

ufffff this is so uncomfortable, almost b****y

.............. how do you elbow someone in the face when you're trying to kiss them?????????

Quickly spit on your fries! Let's see if he eats em now!

damn,...,

douche

i mean, spending $2000 at a walgreens in half an hour seems like kind of an impressive accomplishment.

Were you the same girl as the girl with the garlic pizza? Asking for a friend.

Well, at least she knows you think that the place she works at is date-worthy!

Just how long were you getting ready if he could eat dinner during this time?

You got away...that’s the main thing.

yep, one of the worst

ABORT. ABORT.

......What!? Why would any one do that?

You married her so you were going to be wrong all the rest of your life ?

Ok, I have nothing against vegans, but trying to make other people vegan is just not ok.

That's actually quite sweet, especially that you went along with it.

Why isn't "Of" capitalized? ...Just trying to understand this new language....

Sounds like the beginning of that horror movie where girls go into this house to see this man's "puppies" and end up his prisoners for 11 years >_<

And this is a bad thing because...?

Isn't that sexual assault?

Omg the guy from ghost hunters!