50 “Worst First Date” Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

I mean, if you're like 6th cousins you're not going to get mutant flipper children unless your gene pool is bred too close (like an isolated village). In that case, you're still more likely to get mutant flipper children no matter who you procreate with.

What the actual hell

My friend used to have a crush on her cousin before she found out they were related and he knew so when she confessed to him it was just a tiny bit akward

Unless you're first cousins or first cousins once-removed, it's not as big a deal as people might think. Second and third cousins don't share much DNA at all.

Where I live that wouldn't be much of a problem

Of course! If you are drooling over a guy, he will marry you.

In your case, this was the #bestfirstdate

This is super cute

That's the dentist's fault. You should always say that it's possible that the numbness stays up to twelve hours - and even longer when something goes wrong.

Why wouldn't you just tell him? That would certainly have broken the ice

Helping out an older couple on the first date. That would actually be a good start.

"... and the four of us are still married today".

He said, 'shat' lol.

lol that's an amazing story to tell your grand kids one day

What happened after?

Sounds like the beginning of a bad porno.

So they paid then?

Well? Did he let you off the rent 😜

Karma The Bitch....

Too funny!

That is beyond awkward

Good grief! Even if it hadn't been , what a dreadful thing to talk about on a first date.

Which countries?

My dad was killed in war defending our property, our home. I was more than three years together with a guy from the "enemy" country in that war. But I don't remember ever talking with him about any wars except for in the context when mentioning some basics about each of our families. Neither him nor me fought in the war (we were just kids back then) and it didn't really factor in our relationship

It's amazing how little that narrows down where you're from.

God, that's scary. I hope that you called the police.

why would you give someone your address BEFORE the first date?

It’s sad many women have a “man can’t handle rejection well” story

Hurray for gut feelings!! Always listen to them, no matter how awkward it makes a situation!

wow!!! that is illegal and he sounds obsessive... Why could he not leave a message??

Better off walking (away).

And you got in?

Oh dear.

And you still went on the date?

what about the glint in his eyes tho?