30 Of The Worst First Date Stories People Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s Hashtag Challenge
Let’s face it, first dates are never easy. They usually follow at least 12 outfit changes and pep talks from your friends in hopes that this time, you'll definitely meet someone who holds the prospect of becoming "the one." You go in with sweaty palms and a pounding heart to navigate the rough waters of first impressions, small talk, expectations, insecurities, and a whole lot of awkward moments. You could potentially meet your one true love, after all. Or leave with a new nightmarish story to tell.
See, while every singleton has their own deal-breakers and deal-makers, a string of non-negotiable faux pas stand right at the top of the don'ts list. And when things don't go as planned, you're sometimes left with a total disaster. So when Jimmy Fallon tweeted "It's Hashtags time!" and asked everyone to share their "funny or embarrassing first date story," the thread immediately became a hit.
Today, we’re taking a deep dive into some of the weirdest, silliest, and most hilarious #WorstFirstDate scenarios, and you know it’s gonna be good. Buckle up, scroll down, upvote your favorite tweets and share your own painfully hilarious experiences in the comments. For even more entertainment, be sure to check out our previous pieces on recent Fallon challenges here: #AddAWordRuinAProduct, #WhyImSingle, and #WorstSummerJob.
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As the host of The Tonight Show often announces before he reads his favorite responses, each hashtag usually becomes a trending topic on Twitter in the US within minutes. This time, it was all about making people laugh by sharing real dating stories from hell that are nothing but entertaining. And looking at these tweets makes one thing clear — first dates are inherently awkward.
Fallon even kicked off the thread by sharing a funny experience: "My friend went to Red Lobster with a date who insisted on ordering everything in an Australian accent. He thought it was Outback Steakhouse." Well, a brief scroll through this list proves that some people have had it way, waaay worse.
In fact, a recent survey from Top10.com found that almost 60% of people admit to using an escape plan to get out of a bad first date. But how did they manage to get out of these nightmarish scenarios? Well, 21% of people under 29 years old texted friends and family to call them with an "emergency" that needs immediate attention, and another 21% of people over 60 preferred to be upfront by telling their date that they’re just not interested. Work and "not feeling well" were another two commonly used excuses, while the classic "use the bathroom" but quickly run the other way was a rare choice. But a choice nonetheless.
To gain more insight on first-date jitters and how to ensure we have a good time from an expert, Bored Panda reached out to Anna Eden, a dating and intimacy coach aiming to help career-focused people who’ve "made it" in life to make it in love so they can feel 100% fulfilled. She even shared her own #WorstFirstDate story in celebration of this viral thread: "A guy in Miami. On his way to me, he says the traffic is too bad and he turns around and sends a burrito delivery to my hotel room. I never met the guy. It was a good burrito tho!"
According to Eden, our nerves sometimes get the better of us during the first date because we’re too self-conscious. "Instead of focusing on co-creating, we focus on how we come across and what the other person will think about us," she told us.
"In general, we tend to attach performance to dates which can create pressure and discomfort. Especially if it’s an online date where you really have to put your face out there and the focus will be on what you’re saying, with less room for feeling the energy and taking in body language as an IRL date which can be more relaxing in that sense."
First dates can also feel quite intimidating because it’s vulnerable to open up and "be judged" by a potential partner, Eden added. "I think especially now, after these past two years of lockdowns and isolation, many singles experience social anxiety after staying home for so long. ... Suddenly we don’t get away with the sweatpants and we gotta put on our social skills. Honestly, even the extraverted got a bit introverted after this time!"
The coach pointed out that our nervous system prepares for the first date as we would go into the gladiator stadium — it tunes up all the stress levels and gets ready to fight or flight. "When in reality, we are just about to go on a date. Luckily we can teach our nervous system to unlearn the danger aspect of dating by practice and actually start to love going on dates. We get to see it as a fun meeting where we stay unattached to the outcome," Eden explained.
But let’s just acknowledge two widely known facts. First, almost all of us, at some point or another, have been on a bad date. Second, hearing strangers share stories about these absolutely awful experiences is nothing but entertaining.
"[There’s] definitely a recognition factor and the refreshing imperfection these stories communicate," Eden noted why we feel amused reading these tales. "They show what it is to be human, beyond flawless Instagram updates. It’s important to bond around that, the real-life stuff. We all had dates that went wrong and perhaps those felt a bit shameful, but this massive amount of shares going on now reminds us that we are not alone and it’s actually quite funny!"
When, for whatever reason, your date is a total fail and you’re left sitting there confused, how should you react? Do you make up an excuse and run for the hills? Or do you somehow shift your mindset and try to carry on? Well, Eden’s advice is to first avoid setting expectations for the evening in the first place. "When you have expectations on dates, you set yourself up for disappointment."
"Secondly, we have to remember we are humans, and we are not meant to match with everyone," she continued. "Try to shift the focus from a bad date to 'you’re not in alignment'. In fact, there’s never anything wrong with anyone, you’re just not a good match! And that’s okay. At least you had a meeting with a new person and hopefully, you learned something at least." And lastly, remember that you’re not obliged to stay. "You don’t owe your date anything and if something makes you uncomfortable, you can actually politely leave."
The most important lesson to take away from these dates is to see them as single experiences that do not determine your future dating life. "Keep the hopes up and see how you can become even more conscious with your dates the next time. For example, only go on dates with people you have a good feeling about and people who are in alignment with what you are looking for," the coach added.
We were also curious to learn whether there are any helpful tools or tactics we can use to make sure our future dates will be smooth sailing. "If you practice self-love, it’s easier to get excited about dates because you already feel good about yourself. My advice before a date is to stay centered in your own energy, perhaps meditate before, ground yourself, and take five deep breaths on the way there," Eden told us. "Then, be yourself! Always."
If you feel nervous during the date — zoom out. "Picture yourself sitting there and zoom out until you see yourself from outer space. Look how small you are and how insignificant this situation is in the big scheme of things. In the interaction, remember it’s not a job interview! Yes, you want to show your best side, I get it, but remember you are also there to see if this person in front of you sparks something inside YOU. Trust energy and not only the words."
Dating coach Eden was more than happy to share her go-to advice that makes the modern dating arena a little less challenging. "This is the first step, get clear on what you want and practice manifestation around who you are calling in. If you’re single, get clear on: What do you desire in a relationship? How do you wish to relate? What are your values?"
Then, make sure to craft an exceptional bio on dating apps. "It can be short, but the important thing is that it creates a realistic impression of you and what you’re about," the coach continued. "Some key tips: have clear and updated photos, no sunglasses and no kids that are not yours, please. Mention in your bio what you are looking for, it makes it easier to match with the right person."
And, most importantly, do the inner work. "As we work on ourselves and cultivate more self-love, we will raise our frequency, be more confident and naturally be drawn to partners that are actually a good match for us."
Eden concluded by saying that a part of this is also to open your heart. "In today’s world, we’re sometimes closed off due to fast pace and hard work, and we forget about our heart. If you want to attract romantic love, practice tuning into love in all kinds of situations. How can you open your heart to the neighbor? Bus driver? A tree? Your body? How can you stop for a second and allow the energy to flow, the love to rise, in small everyday situations?"
"Titanic" got me crying at the middle of the movie. Because it was only the middle of the movie.
I saw that in the theatre and left angry, not sad. Because, stupid woman, there was more room on that door!
I once went to the movie Platoon on a first date (he chose the movie). There's an agonising scene in which one of the characters is desperately running to try to get on a helicopter that is evacuating their platoon. It's filmed in slow motion, with Barber's Serenade for Strings as the soundtrack. He doesn't make it. I was actually sobbing out loud at one point. At the end of the evening, my date said, "Well... that was interesting," and I never saw him again.
I know what you mean. Dang, I watched that movie decades ago and I'm still trying to get that scene out of my head!
Load More Replies...I cried when watching Old Yeller. I will never watch that movie again - too heartbreaking.
I laughed when Leo sank to the bottom. I'm a Titanic denier too, sorry!
me neither, and I think the answer is "good". At most it will be depressing.
Load More Replies...I remember seeing Titanic at the pictures, it was packed with women, and I could not help laughing at all the crying and tissue rustling.
Such a stereotype. Are you telling me as a guy you've NEVER cried at a movie? Not necessarily in a cinema, at home at least. It's VERY healthy to cry now and then. It's very UNHEALTHY to keep that stuff inside.
Load More Replies...I have had so many, but these two come to mind: we met online and agreed to get together in person for Thai food. He caught a ride to the restaurant and after dinner asked if I would drop him off at home, and since it wasn't too far out of my way and we hit it off, I didn't mind. Then it was, could we stop at the pharmacy and pick up a prescription? I stopped. That was fine and took two minutes. Then, could we stop at the grocery store, he needed to pick up a few things? I needed a few things, too, so I said I guess we can. Then he listed off four more places he wanted me to take him and wait. I turned to him and calmly explained that I was taking him home NOW and to give me the address. He kept trying to convince me to run errands with him, and when I said no, he got angry. Finally, I said that I would take him. When we got to the next place, I said I would wait in the car while he ran in. As soon as he went inside, I set all of his bags out on the curb and drove away.
That’s what gas prices have done to the worst of us
Load More Replies...My worst date: He told me he was out on bail for beating his wife but not to worry, he was a really great guy! It’s just that she made him so mad. I pretended I had a migraine to leave then blocked him.
I have a few! 1.: not my date. Seen at restaurant: girl went to washroom, meanwhile server brought check to the guy, he glanced at total and was like "could you take this bill back for now and bring it when girl will be back to the table?". Once girl comes back, he immediately jumps to washroom, server brings her bill to pay... she was like... "let's wait till both of us be by the table". I was an AH and told her whats the deal, she was visibly shocked as it was their first date (blind date), she expected to split the bill, not cover full two steaks and bottle of wine... Ultimately server brought bill 3rd time when both of them were present at the table. The guy was visibly disappointed :D btw they were in their late 30s, well dressed.... not broke students for sure.
I've not been on many dates- why don't people work out who is paying beforehand?
Load More Replies...Guy kept alternating between laughing and crying. Told him we where going to the emergency room to get his meds or the date was over. A few weeks later he bludgeoned his roommate to death.
Holy cotton candy jesus on a polka dot tricycle! You didn’t dodge a bullet, my friend, you dodged a missile!
Load More Replies...2. I had a (first) date where guy was discussing entire future with me... 3 children, karate studio, how many bedrooms in OUR home... ernnnn.... you can imagine it was last date :D 3. Had a date with a guy who tried to "convert" me into his cult, saying i'm a sinner and he can "save" me :D ppl at the table next to us were visibly distressed and worried about my safety (they could not help but overheard shocking conversation/monolog). He went to washroom - I was out of there. Table neighbors were relieved seeing me running away. 4. Omg... dont know if this guy even asked about my age or what I do for living... but I definitely found out everything about him. 1 hour of monolog, until I just "sorry i need to go, something came up". Sooo sooo self centered.
After 10 years of being vegetarian, I changed my lifestyle and had a huge rare steak for the first time on a date. Later that night, was when I discovered that if you don’t eat meat for many years, you kind of lose your ability to digest it properly. I woke myself up with massive flatulence, and then the vomiting putrid meat all night, while flatulating every time I heaved….might have spoiled the mood. Guy ghosted me.
#2 - I met a guy online and we agreed to meet in person for ice cream. I got there and walked in looking for him, and he walked in right after me with a suitcase. He was so sure that we were going to hit it off that he brought his clothes so he could just stay. When I said Nope and started to leave, he screamed, "I told my roommate he would have the house to himself for three days. Now what am I supposed to do?" I just shrugged and left. I got to my car to text my safety friend and let her know that it was a no-go and I was safe and headed home when the police pulled up in front of the ice cream shop so I sat in my car to watch what happened next. A few minutes later, the police were hauling this guy out of there in handcuffs. I waited until everything cleared and went inside and asked what happened. Immediately after I left, this guy started throwing chairs and flipped a table screaming "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THREE DAYS."
What on earth? Glad you noped out of that!
Load More Replies...Had a guy say to me, "I have nothing against the Chinese, but they're dirty and stupid." That was before the first drink. I was gone before it arrived.
First date was to the movie. He tried to hand feed me popcorn, saying "You'll have to get used to this." Uh. No I won't. Thankfully we met there so I went "went to the bathroom" and ledt!
Back in college, I went on a date with a woman who I'd hung out with once or twice in a group setting. The official date was still with a small group of friends, so pretty casual, but still a date. We had to travel to get to a concert at a small venue in a city a couple hours away. After the show, she got to talking to a friend of a friend, a guy that lived in the area. She gushed over his convertible and asked for a ride, at which point they both disappeared for 20 minutes. That's when I knew it was never going to work. Funny thing is, I still have good memories of that day. I got to see Paul Meany, Darren King, and Roy Mitchell in concert, who later went on to form MUTEMATH.
My first "date" with my bf was erm.. Interesting. He lived in a different country and for his first visit I expected to be out of a job, my current contract was just supposed to have ended. But I got a great opportunity and had to move 800 km. By i miracle I got an apartment so we avoided staying in a rented room at a brand new coworkers. But my 100 m² apartment had two borrowed mattresses and one borrowed chair. Two plates, two bowls, one pot, one frying pan, two forks, two knives and two spoons and some other kitchen stuff I bought at goodwill. And I had to work, leaving him in an apartment with no internet and no TV, though I did have a laptop.
My first dates have all been pretty mild... the worst thing that happened was on my first date ever, where the guy only talked about guns and cars the entire time, knowing full well that I wasn't into either, and when I tried to talk about other things, he would get annoyed. And then I got us lost looking for ice cream :/
Not me but an old coworker of mine went on this BIZARRE date where the guy asked her if she liked candles, proceeded to put a huge Home & Gardens candle (you get from Walmart in the thick glass containers) right on the restaurant table and lit it. The waitress told him he couldn't have a lit candle. She said he was confused why not and then kept the candle at the end...lol she didn't even get to keep the candle!
Computer dated-- one guy laughed like Bozo the clown the entire date and had a toupee that blew up off his head in the wind then back down. Another complained how all the ladies he dated just wanted a free meal. Then accused me of the same. I explained it was a first date and we were just talking to get to know each other better. I ordered an ice tea. He then invited me to go skinny dipping at night in a very secluded area in a dark lake. I just got up and left at that point after paying for my tea. Another man wanted me to get it on in a truck across the street from my church. Another ran a computer graphics studio in a nearby city. Said when he met me that I didn't look anything like the ladies he normally dated, but that was ok he would talk to me anyway. The rest of the "date" was like a job interview. My field was similar to his but classically trained and he thought I could help his team...and so on.
Our social group included some active duty submarine sailors. I went on a couple of dates with one of them. He was ok, if a little dull, but when he told me he liked to go out to sea because then his world shrunk down to a size he could manage, I was done. He called me again to discuss "our relationship ", and I told him we didn't have one. His friends told me he was desperate to get married, and sure enough, couple of months later, he was.
Wow, dude. You certainly do Suq. Congrats, I'm disgusted enough with your incessant, brain damaged garbage to take five and ask you to delete your account. You got down voted on every comment you made. Your little turds all sank to the bottom and will hopefully be deleted. DO US ALL A FAVOR, Please leave the BoredPanda community. Please. Save your misogynistic, dejected feelings for the imageboards and your court ordered therapist. Please leave Bored Panda to those of us who visit this blog for a lark and a smile. Ignorant, immature little boys like you can have the whole rest of the internet.
Load More Replies...I have had so many, but these two come to mind: we met online and agreed to get together in person for Thai food. He caught a ride to the restaurant and after dinner asked if I would drop him off at home, and since it wasn't too far out of my way and we hit it off, I didn't mind. Then it was, could we stop at the pharmacy and pick up a prescription? I stopped. That was fine and took two minutes. Then, could we stop at the grocery store, he needed to pick up a few things? I needed a few things, too, so I said I guess we can. Then he listed off four more places he wanted me to take him and wait. I turned to him and calmly explained that I was taking him home NOW and to give me the address. He kept trying to convince me to run errands with him, and when I said no, he got angry. Finally, I said that I would take him. When we got to the next place, I said I would wait in the car while he ran in. As soon as he went inside, I set all of his bags out on the curb and drove away.
That’s what gas prices have done to the worst of us
Load More Replies...My worst date: He told me he was out on bail for beating his wife but not to worry, he was a really great guy! It’s just that she made him so mad. I pretended I had a migraine to leave then blocked him.
I have a few! 1.: not my date. Seen at restaurant: girl went to washroom, meanwhile server brought check to the guy, he glanced at total and was like "could you take this bill back for now and bring it when girl will be back to the table?". Once girl comes back, he immediately jumps to washroom, server brings her bill to pay... she was like... "let's wait till both of us be by the table". I was an AH and told her whats the deal, she was visibly shocked as it was their first date (blind date), she expected to split the bill, not cover full two steaks and bottle of wine... Ultimately server brought bill 3rd time when both of them were present at the table. The guy was visibly disappointed :D btw they were in their late 30s, well dressed.... not broke students for sure.
I've not been on many dates- why don't people work out who is paying beforehand?
Load More Replies...Guy kept alternating between laughing and crying. Told him we where going to the emergency room to get his meds or the date was over. A few weeks later he bludgeoned his roommate to death.
Holy cotton candy jesus on a polka dot tricycle! You didn’t dodge a bullet, my friend, you dodged a missile!
Load More Replies...2. I had a (first) date where guy was discussing entire future with me... 3 children, karate studio, how many bedrooms in OUR home... ernnnn.... you can imagine it was last date :D 3. Had a date with a guy who tried to "convert" me into his cult, saying i'm a sinner and he can "save" me :D ppl at the table next to us were visibly distressed and worried about my safety (they could not help but overheard shocking conversation/monolog). He went to washroom - I was out of there. Table neighbors were relieved seeing me running away. 4. Omg... dont know if this guy even asked about my age or what I do for living... but I definitely found out everything about him. 1 hour of monolog, until I just "sorry i need to go, something came up". Sooo sooo self centered.
After 10 years of being vegetarian, I changed my lifestyle and had a huge rare steak for the first time on a date. Later that night, was when I discovered that if you don’t eat meat for many years, you kind of lose your ability to digest it properly. I woke myself up with massive flatulence, and then the vomiting putrid meat all night, while flatulating every time I heaved….might have spoiled the mood. Guy ghosted me.
#2 - I met a guy online and we agreed to meet in person for ice cream. I got there and walked in looking for him, and he walked in right after me with a suitcase. He was so sure that we were going to hit it off that he brought his clothes so he could just stay. When I said Nope and started to leave, he screamed, "I told my roommate he would have the house to himself for three days. Now what am I supposed to do?" I just shrugged and left. I got to my car to text my safety friend and let her know that it was a no-go and I was safe and headed home when the police pulled up in front of the ice cream shop so I sat in my car to watch what happened next. A few minutes later, the police were hauling this guy out of there in handcuffs. I waited until everything cleared and went inside and asked what happened. Immediately after I left, this guy started throwing chairs and flipped a table screaming "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THREE DAYS."
What on earth? Glad you noped out of that!
Load More Replies...Had a guy say to me, "I have nothing against the Chinese, but they're dirty and stupid." That was before the first drink. I was gone before it arrived.
First date was to the movie. He tried to hand feed me popcorn, saying "You'll have to get used to this." Uh. No I won't. Thankfully we met there so I went "went to the bathroom" and ledt!
Back in college, I went on a date with a woman who I'd hung out with once or twice in a group setting. The official date was still with a small group of friends, so pretty casual, but still a date. We had to travel to get to a concert at a small venue in a city a couple hours away. After the show, she got to talking to a friend of a friend, a guy that lived in the area. She gushed over his convertible and asked for a ride, at which point they both disappeared for 20 minutes. That's when I knew it was never going to work. Funny thing is, I still have good memories of that day. I got to see Paul Meany, Darren King, and Roy Mitchell in concert, who later went on to form MUTEMATH.
My first "date" with my bf was erm.. Interesting. He lived in a different country and for his first visit I expected to be out of a job, my current contract was just supposed to have ended. But I got a great opportunity and had to move 800 km. By i miracle I got an apartment so we avoided staying in a rented room at a brand new coworkers. But my 100 m² apartment had two borrowed mattresses and one borrowed chair. Two plates, two bowls, one pot, one frying pan, two forks, two knives and two spoons and some other kitchen stuff I bought at goodwill. And I had to work, leaving him in an apartment with no internet and no TV, though I did have a laptop.
My first dates have all been pretty mild... the worst thing that happened was on my first date ever, where the guy only talked about guns and cars the entire time, knowing full well that I wasn't into either, and when I tried to talk about other things, he would get annoyed. And then I got us lost looking for ice cream :/
Not me but an old coworker of mine went on this BIZARRE date where the guy asked her if she liked candles, proceeded to put a huge Home & Gardens candle (you get from Walmart in the thick glass containers) right on the restaurant table and lit it. The waitress told him he couldn't have a lit candle. She said he was confused why not and then kept the candle at the end...lol she didn't even get to keep the candle!
Computer dated-- one guy laughed like Bozo the clown the entire date and had a toupee that blew up off his head in the wind then back down. Another complained how all the ladies he dated just wanted a free meal. Then accused me of the same. I explained it was a first date and we were just talking to get to know each other better. I ordered an ice tea. He then invited me to go skinny dipping at night in a very secluded area in a dark lake. I just got up and left at that point after paying for my tea. Another man wanted me to get it on in a truck across the street from my church. Another ran a computer graphics studio in a nearby city. Said when he met me that I didn't look anything like the ladies he normally dated, but that was ok he would talk to me anyway. The rest of the "date" was like a job interview. My field was similar to his but classically trained and he thought I could help his team...and so on.
Our social group included some active duty submarine sailors. I went on a couple of dates with one of them. He was ok, if a little dull, but when he told me he liked to go out to sea because then his world shrunk down to a size he could manage, I was done. He called me again to discuss "our relationship ", and I told him we didn't have one. His friends told me he was desperate to get married, and sure enough, couple of months later, he was.
Wow, dude. You certainly do Suq. Congrats, I'm disgusted enough with your incessant, brain damaged garbage to take five and ask you to delete your account. You got down voted on every comment you made. Your little turds all sank to the bottom and will hopefully be deleted. DO US ALL A FAVOR, Please leave the BoredPanda community. Please. Save your misogynistic, dejected feelings for the imageboards and your court ordered therapist. Please leave Bored Panda to those of us who visit this blog for a lark and a smile. Ignorant, immature little boys like you can have the whole rest of the internet.
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