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Drinking can be fun during the first few hours when the happy buzz kicks in. But things can get murky once you get past a certain threshold of inebriation. 

This is usually when many people pass out or go on autopilot and do something they’ll regret the next day. The stories you’re about to read are more of the latter, where supposed merry intoxication turned unpleasant and embarrassing. 

These short accounts are responses to a post by TikTok user dietcokegirl222. She asked for the worst thing people do while they are drunk. According to her, she did this to feel better about herself. 

Read through this list and see if you’ve been in any of these sticky situations.

Image credits: dietcokegirl222

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tripped over a guys foot and his prosthetic leg came off, I then grabbed it and tried to put it back on for him like I knew what I was doing

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations We were tossing glow sticks down the street and I launched one about 30 feet away and looked down in my hand only to realize the glow stick was there and I actually threw my brand new iPhone

Mplam , Dennis Wong / flickr Report

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations got drunk at my friend’s house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feeling like you are 5 yo again. But with new parents.

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Called my mom cuz I was too drunk to drive and we got in fight and I ran like 3 miles while she slow chased me in the car & ppl thought she was tryna kidnap me

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unbeknown to you, your mom is one of the best

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Many see alcohol as a truth serum that helps them bring out their “real” selves. This isn’t the case, according to licensed therapist Jennifer Worley.

“The behaviors and emotions exhibited while intoxicated are just a part of a person’s broad spectrum of feelings and reactions,” she told Healthline. “They don’t necessarily represent their core character or values.”
#5

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I threw up on a goat, and then cried for hours. I went back first thing the next morning and gave her a bath I felt so bad

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#6

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I broke into a museum and passed out and woke up to a tour guide telling me she’s calling the police while the whole tour group took pictures

Dwalsh114 , Loïc Manegarium / pexels Report

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you were more interesting than the exhibits

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I went into the restaurant/bar that I used to work at and started seating customers for dinner

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In terms of peeling back the layers of one’s personality, drunkenness is more of a revelation and characterization of what’s happening internally. 

“While it is difficult to conclusively say that someone is more real when under the influence, it is safe to say that what you see is a more accurate portrayal of what is going on inside of that person,” family and marriage therapist Dr. Joel Touchet said.

#8

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tried to hide from a cop under a couch that was not high enough to crawl under (so the couch was just on top of my body and hanging off the floor)

yuvven , Ksenia Chernaya / pexels Report

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I crashed a very important wedding. Didn’t realize I was standing at the altar and asked the priest who died

ali.karnes , Douglas Mendes / pexels Report

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Important Wedding seems redundant. Since Most people get married only once or twice, every wedding is important

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#10

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tried to go upside down on stripper pole and fell on my head and blacked out in front of 100 people (two nights ago)

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please get checked at a hospital, head injuries are no joke

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Traded my car/apartment keys and wallet for a box of orange flavored cupcakes

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#12

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Got kicked out of a concert- carried out by security by all 4 limbs even. Tried to sneak back in but they grabbed me. My best friend found me balling my eyes out in the clutches of a homeless woman

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Not me but my friend snuggled up with a homeless man in the alley outside of the bar. Got inside his cardboard box and everything.

user5271418309919 , daveynin / flickr Report

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#14

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Called two of my exes and they both showed up

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Alcohol abuse is known to affect one’s physical health in a myriad of ways. But as Worley revealed, it can also cause lasting behavioral and cognitive changes. 

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“Over time, these changes can contribute to personality shifts, especially if the brain damage is significant,” she explained. “Moreover, long-term alcohol misuse can exacerbate or lead to mental health disorders, which can further influence personality.”
#15

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations walked into my neighbors LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends in college had ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy came he also just walked in to their apartment like he was going to hang out. They got him to leave and called to complain - how high do you have to be to think that was ok?

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#16

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Got black out drunk, woke up in some random guys dorm room after having thrown up on his Christmas tree, he'd been sitting watching me sleep, and proceeded to show me his coin collection

Heyhihola , Anthony / pexels Report

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations My friend woke up with a tortoise in her bag and a whole pizza cramed in her purse.

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I was a police reported missing person for 8 hours when in reality I was asleep outside of my favorite pizza shop…needless to say my friends are terrible at hide and seek

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations don't remember this but posted a voice note to my story saying I'm lost and scared asking for help everyone thought I was kidnapped police where called search stated..I was in my shed

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#20

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations puked on the stairs at a bar and then proceeded to fall down the same stairs

girlboss , Mathias Reding / pexels Report

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#21

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations thought i was a vampire and tried to bite everyone and ended up in hospital with doctors thinking it was psychosis

lana , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels Report

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My BFF bites people when she gets drunk (one of the reasons that she hardly ever drinks) She was out with friends to a hen night 2 nights before the wedding and bit the bride-to-be on her arm, leaving a huge mark, poor bride was wearing a sleeveless dress. Make up covered most of it, but it was still visible.

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations walking downtown n i saw a house that i swore was an antique shop bc there were a ton of trinkets in the window so i walked in and started looking at everything but it was just some old ladys house

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you had stayed any longer, you would've gone on an adventure, far far away......

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I did a water aerobics routine in the pool fully clothed while being shouted at by the parents to leave the house

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you should practice and next time maybe you’ll get a better score from those judges

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Some people become aggressive after a few glasses of their favorite whiskey. Worley explains that such reactions are likely due to alcohol’s effect on the prefrontal cortex, the brain region responsible for regulating thoughts, emotions, and behavior. 

She also points out that alcohol can amplify existing feelings of anger, stress, and anxiety, which can make some drinkers act belligerently.

#24

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Stumbled into a pizza shop, started working behind the counter, took their trash out to the dumpsters, got offended they wouldn’t give me free pizza

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think your version of this story is probably very different to the one people who worked there tell

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#25

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations tried to explain synesthesia to the guy i liked and he said i reminded him of his schizophrenic uncle who stalked him

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations i wanted to show everyone how fast i could gallop, i galloped into the street and got hit by a car

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#27

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations at my sisters engagement party i got drunk and wanted to show my mom my chaturanga (yoga push up) and i slammed my chin into the floor and flashed everyone

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Punched a parking garage wall bc I convinced myself I was the hulk. Broke my hand

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations woke up drunk to my lash lady saying “okay you’re lashes are done” and my car wasn’t even there which means I walked and still have no memory of going

klo!! , Joice Rivas / pexels Report

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get this!! Drunk Nikki is usually was more responsible than sober Nikki.... Sober Nikki drinks irresponsibly..... Drunk Nikki makes sure to eat healthy put my wallet away etc

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Moderate consumption is encouraged among those who enjoy the occasional drink. The National Library of Medicine defines it as a maximum of one beverage per day for women and a cap of two drinks for men. 

In terms of measurements, one drink is equivalent to one bottle of beer, a glass of wine, or a shot of liquor.

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Screamed across the bar at a 50 yr old man calling him an outfit repeater bc I had seen him the weekend before in the same outfit

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Woke up in the middle of my local lake with a homeless guy and scuba gear on with no memory of why or how I got there

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#32

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations performed umbrella by rihanna on a frat stage after a party and then was asked who I knew and to leave

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#33

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations jumped out of a moving car because I was being forced to go home

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is a case of friends probably trying to do the best thing for you

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#34

Handed a bouncer a Barnes & noble gift card instead of my ID and then tried to fight him when he didn’t let me in

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#35

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations i though a homeless man was frank gallagher and started harassing him for a picture

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#36

Jogged 3 miles home through Washington DC at 2am using the Washington monument as my reference because my phone died

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I went to a party where I was planning on seeing and spending time with the boy I liked at the time and when we was talking at this party he made me laugh so hard I peed EVERYWHERE

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's all fun ... until someone pees in their pants.

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Messaged my boss saying how much I love the company and asked if I could be invited to future board meetings

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told someone I met ariana grande and that we got a selfie together, when they asked to see the picture i ran away as fast as possible

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However, some experts would argue that there is no such thing as moderate drinking. They believe that alcohol in itself is detrimental to one’s health, regardless of the amount. 

“It doesn’t matter how much you drink – the risk to the drinker’s health starts from the first drop of any alcoholic beverage,” said Dr. Carina Ferreira-Borges, Regional Advisor for Alcohol and Illicit Drugs of the World Health Organization in Europe. 

“The only thing that we can say for sure is that the more you drink, the more harmful it is – or, in other words, the less you drink, the safer it is.”

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#40

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Ended up in the emergency room and flashed the hospital security guards bc they were taking too long to see me, they had to sedate me lol

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an E.R nurse i can tell you how not funny it is when it happens a thousand times. Drunk people in emergency are so annoying.

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations My leg got stuck in a disabled man’s wheelchair and I fell and tore my MCL

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drank out of a dogs bowl because I was barfing so bad IN SOMEONES LIVING ROOM and all I wanted was water

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ran head first into a glass wall that i thought was an open door (pantsless)

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pantsless is the main story here- why is it in brackets!

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yelled and banged on the wall of my apartment because i thought my neighbors were vacuuming at 2am but it was indeed just the a/c unit blowing air through my vent

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I thought I was Meredith grey and kept telling everyone about med school (never been) and people started to think I had schizophrenia

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations stood outside my exs window at 2am playing songs off my phone

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we've all done this one way or another (drunk or not)

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#47

Told my coworker that when he takes off his jacket at work I blush at how big his arms are

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's not too bad ... other body parts could have been mentioned 🙄

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got to slizzered at my friends wedding (which I was a bridesmaid in) and tried to start a mosh pit during the reception dance portion….at a wedding

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That type of behavior is out of line. Next time take me with you and I'll get a wall of death going. I'm silly like that.

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#49

Told a guy I didn't even like that I loved him

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations peed in my best friend mom vase and left it for weeks

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#51

ubered myself to my ex’s house without permission and he came home from work and i was just in his bed

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I created a work meeting and added a director from work to the meeting. Titled it BJ at lunch

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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Threw mason jars filled with reasons why I loved my ex in his parents drive way

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Called my therapist 22 times and left her 8 voicemails because she has the same name as the friend that I had went out with and I did not know it was her

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope for you that the therapist probably called back

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I leaned out of a car to throw up and fell face-first onto the curb and broke off my front tooth

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was the DD for a group of friends at a Halloween party. The party was at a hall next to the cop shop. One of the guys, dressed as a nun, hung out the car window and yakked all over the side of the car, then, jumped out of the car and ran over to the library on the other side of the lot and barfed into the ac unit of the library. All of this in front of a cop coming on shift. I'm sure the cop didn't interfere because then he would have to deal with a very drunk, barfing nun.

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#56

Started on a girl in front of everyone for stealing my jacket and wearing it (we had the same one I didn’t bring mine out)

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There has been research about the potential benefits of drinking, such as a lowered risk of heart failure. But for experts like Columbia University professor Katherine Keyes, it’s more about establishing a healthy relationship with alcohol. 

“It’s not that ‘OK, you think you’re drinking too much, now you can’t drink at all’ — that health advice turns a lot of people off,” she told NBC News. “Thinking about drinking as a continuum, not a binary, is an approach that we think will be really useful for improving population health.”

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Took a mates car, police caught me drunk, with no license, one broken foot in a cast and googling “how to drive” whilst doing 5mph down my road

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i ripped my friends sink straight off the wall

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cartwheeled through Lidl, almost got us kicked out. then another time lay down on the ground in the rain at 2am and had to be carried home by some very nice drunk girls

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#60

Sent the entirety of the bee movie script to one of my ex situationships because I missed him

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#61

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations threw cold pizza at server and got arrested

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#62

I was mud wrestling at a frat house and broke my ankle and had to be carried out and was black out at the hospital w mud all over me

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#63

put a bunch of tampons in because for some reason i just kept forgetting i put one in

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#64

Balled my eyes out in front of the guy I was out with about another guy

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to read this twice. All I read was balled in front of....at first.

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#65

Drunk called my exes parents that I met only a few times over the phone

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#66

called my ex not once but 37 times. spoiler alert he didn’t answer a single time

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My guess is you won't be able to do 38 times ... you are blocked

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#67

was screaming at everyone who has my phone and then when I got in the taxi it was in my sock

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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were screaming at everyone, "Who has my phone?" When they got in the taxi, they found it in their sock. Just for clarification. When I first read it, I thought they were screaming at everyone who had their phone number.

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#68

demanded a pizza shop should give me free pizza bc i worked at the ice cream store across the street

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#69

locked myself in a bathroom drunk instagram DMd an old situationship telling him it was going to be us in the end and he responded saying “no it won’t be” and blocked me

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#70

asked my situationship “what are we” then quoted gotta go my own way from high school musical

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#71

Got on my knees to hug a lil person and talked to them like they were one of my kindergarten students

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#72

called every man i’ve ever even spoken to and then missed my flight home the next morning

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#73

I called the guy I was talking to my exs name the whole time and didn’t realize till the next morning

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#74

I yelled at my ex and his new girlfriend. I think about it everyday.

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Mike F
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶I hate to show up out of the blue, uninvited...🎶

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#75

fell down the stairs and had to get emergency brain surgery

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#76

Walked into my ex’s apartment… uninvited

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#77

i chased my ex SITUATIONSHIP down the road w a knife 😞 (this is what i heard i literally do not remember a THING)

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Nichole Harris
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone plz explain to this old lady what a situationship is....

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#78

drunk called my ex begging him to come over then when he came i cussed him out and made him take me to mcdonald’s

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#79

promised my friends i was texting my sister and not my ex then snuck to the bathroom to call him. a girl answered, i ruined the whole party throwing up and crying all night

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#80

Got thrown out of a bar and then drunk peed in a guys bed :’)

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#81

Went to jail.

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#82

Disappeared, had a missing persons report filed on me, police and ambulance came, banged on my friends neighbors door at 3 am, and they thought I had hypothermia

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#83

Invited over a bunch of people that I met that night at a bar to my apartment and I blacked out and my PANDA dunks were stolen💔💔💔my brother got me them i still feel so bad

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

College friend had a party and many many random friends of friends joined. He said the next day everything he owned was broken. Every lamp, table, piece of furniture.

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#84

i convinced myself my uber driver was kidnapping my friends and me so i made them walk a mile home

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