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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations We were tossing glow sticks down the street and I launched one about 30 feet away and looked down in my hand only to realize the glow stick was there and I actually threw my brand new iPhone

Mplam , Dennis Wong / flickr Report

Final score:

179points

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Iampenny 5 months ago

ouch!!!!

33points

courtneymason220 , SHVETS production / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations got drunk at my friend’s house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them

Final score:

174points

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Abel 5 months ago

Feeling like you are 5 yo again. But with new parents.

53points

_lavenderfrommatilda , Ferhat E. Arslan / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Called my mom cuz I was too drunk to drive and we got in fight and I ran like 3 miles while she slow chased me in the car & ppl thought she was tryna kidnap me

Final score:

162points

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sbj 5 months ago

Unbeknown to you, your mom is one of the best

104points

Many see alcohol as a truth serum that helps them bring out their “real” selves. This isn’t the case, according to licensed therapist Jennifer Worley.

“The behaviors and emotions exhibited while intoxicated are just a part of a person’s broad spectrum of feelings and reactions,” she told Healthline. “They don’t necessarily represent their core character or values.”

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I threw up on a goat, and then cried for hours. I went back first thing the next morning and gave her a bath I felt so bad

C , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

Final score:

156points

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sbj 5 months ago

I have too many questions about this

95points

Dwalsh114 , Loïc Manegarium / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I broke into a museum and passed out and woke up to a tour guide telling me she’s calling the police while the whole tour group took pictures

Final score:

129points

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sbj 5 months ago

Maybe you were more interesting than the exhibits

52points

indie , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I went into the restaurant/bar that I used to work at and started seating customers for dinner

Final score:

115points

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Mila Sliacka 5 months ago

Sheldon vibes.

37points

yuvven , Ksenia Chernaya / pexels Report

In terms of peeling back the layers of one’s personality, drunkenness is more of a revelation and characterization of what’s happening internally.

“While it is difficult to conclusively say that someone is more real when under the influence, it is safe to say that what you see is a more accurate portrayal of what is going on inside of that person,” family and marriage therapist Dr. Joel Touchet said.

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tried to hide from a cop under a couch that was not high enough to crawl under (so the couch was just on top of my body and hanging off the floor)

Final score:

115points

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Kare Deter 5 months ago

The visual of that in my head has me cracking up

62points

ali.karnes , Douglas Mendes / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I crashed a very important wedding. Didn’t realize I was standing at the altar and asked the priest who died

Final score:

114points

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BieneMaya 5 months ago

Important Wedding seems redundant. Since Most people get married only once or twice, every wedding is important

26points

#10

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tried to go upside down on stripper pole and fell on my head and blacked out in front of 100 people (two nights ago)

olivia , Chad Davis / flickr Report

Final score:

107points

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Peppy 5 months ago

Please get checked at a hospital, head injuries are no joke

84points

mallory , Karolina Grabowska / pexels Report

#11

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Traded my car/apartment keys and wallet for a box of orange flavored cupcakes

Final score:

107points

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Jo Maxwell 5 months ago

Worth it

31points

alyssabosshard , Sebastian Ervi Sebastian Ervi / pexels Report

#12

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Got kicked out of a concert- carried out by security by all 4 limbs even. Tried to sneak back in but they grabbed me. My best friend found me balling my eyes out in the clutches of a homeless woman

Final score:

101points

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Dumb teenager 5 months ago

Kudos to the woman for keeping her safe till she was sober

90points

user5271418309919 , daveynin / flickr Report

#13

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Not me but my friend snuggled up with a homeless man in the alley outside of the bar. Got inside his cardboard box and everything.

Final score:

96points

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Avoidance_Panda 5 months ago

Homeless guy must have been terrified...

109points

Jademakana , Tim Douglas / pexels Report

#14

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Called two of my exes and they both showed up

Final score:

91points

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ILoveMySon 5 months ago

Phones need breathalyzers.

67points

aurora , Marcus Aurelius / pexels Report

Alcohol abuse is known to affect one’s physical health in a myriad of ways. But as Worley revealed, it can also cause lasting behavioral and cognitive changes.

“Over time, these changes can contribute to personality shifts, especially if the brain damage is significant,” she explained. “Moreover, long-term alcohol misuse can exacerbate or lead to mental health disorders, which can further influence personality.”

#15

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations walked into my neighbors LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.

Final score:

89points

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Bec 5 months ago

My friends in college had ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy came he also just walked in to their apartment like he was going to hang out. They got him to leave and called to complain - how high do you have to be to think that was ok?

25points

#16

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Got black out drunk, woke up in some random guys dorm room after having thrown up on his Christmas tree, he'd been sitting watching me sleep, and proceeded to show me his coin collection

Heyhihola , Anthony / pexels Report

Final score:

88points

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He's a nut 5 months ago

Pretty chill dude

62points

Connor Glasheen , Face DROPPING / pexels Report

#17

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations My friend woke up with a tortoise in her bag and a whole pizza cramed in her purse.

Final score:

83points

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Jules 5 months ago

Poor tortoise

80points

#18

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I was a police reported missing person for 8 hours when in reality I was asleep outside of my favorite pizza shop…needless to say my friends are terrible at hide and seek

Bryce Schott , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

83points

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Mad Dragon 5 months ago

Or are you really good at hide and seek?

23points

#19

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations don't remember this but posted a voice note to my story saying I'm lost and scared asking for help everyone thought I was kidnapped police where called search stated..I was in my shed

### , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

83points

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Nea 5 months ago

Okay, This is irresponsible.

24points

girlboss , Mathias Reding / pexels Report

#20

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations puked on the stairs at a bar and then proceeded to fall down the same stairs

Final score:

77points

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Nea 5 months ago

I am getting visuals with smell :-/

33points

#21

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations thought i was a vampire and tried to bite everyone and ended up in hospital with doctors thinking it was psychosis

lana , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels Report

Final score:

75points

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Iampenny 5 months ago

My BFF bites people when she gets drunk (one of the reasons that she hardly ever drinks) She was out with friends to a hen night 2 nights before the wedding and bit the bride-to-be on her arm, leaving a huge mark, poor bride was wearing a sleeveless dress. Make up covered most of it, but it was still visible.

29points

#22

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations walking downtown n i saw a house that i swore was an antique shop bc there were a ton of trinkets in the window so i walked in and started looking at everything but it was just some old ladys house

dj , Ömer Derinyar / pexels Report

Final score:

74points

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He's a nut 5 months ago

If you had stayed any longer, you would've gone on an adventure, far far away......

28points

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Nina 5 months ago

Most of these people really, REALLY need help knowing their limit.

30points

Nichole Harris 5 months ago

My limit moves..... Some days I can drink a pint for breakfast... And barely feel it.... Other days a half pint will mess me up!!! No idea why

11points

Terran 5 months ago

These stories are most likely people learning their limits

2points

Nikole 5 months ago

It changes over time and is also based on varied circumstances

2points

howdylee 5 months ago

I enjoy an adult beverage or two, but never in my life have I gotten black out drunk. I would be so worried not being in control of myself and my actions. I simply do not understand the appeal of it, not to mention the dangers.

22points

KT 5 months ago

The 1st time i woke up safely in my bed with no memory of how i got home from the bar was the last time I drank.

3points

Nikole 5 months ago

The “not being in control” can be part of the draw.

2points

Anička 5 months ago

Yes, agree with Nikole: if your whole life is bound by rules, fear, and self-doubt, and the alcohol erases that... Also, sometimes it's: hey I'm having fun, if i drink more I'll have more fun...

0points

Ranger Kanootsen 5 months ago

I once woke up slumped against the wall of the post office in a grim reaper costume.

18points

MaryHadaLittleLamb 5 months ago

Makes sense. Fitting place for the Reaper. Source: former postal worker here.

12points

The Starsong Princess 5 months ago (edited)

I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.

11points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

A cop cut me a break by taking me to the drunk tank (no future court date) instead of jail. I then proceeded to "escape" the drunk tank, was arrested again and booked into jail. Which was located next door to the drunk tank.

11points

DetriMentaL 5 months ago

I adopt stray cats when lifting liquid weights. First one i found outside a pub, the locals assured me he was homeless, he was so haggard but spent most of the night in my arms so i took newly named Mr Biggles home, only to have him checked at the vet the next day and had to have him put to sleep. At a different pub slightly out of town there was this big ginger named "Chuck Norris" because of his big uh.. Well anyways. He liked to dunk them in people's drinks and food, spoke to the pub owner and apparently he's been dumped their twice. Got me a big orange derp with my draught that day !

10points

Tamra 5 months ago

Thank god I don't drink anymore.

9points

Bec 5 months ago

I stopped drinking at 24. I tried to fit in at college and did drink some but I was out one night and it hit me that I was not having fun. I don't like the taste of alcohol, I don't like feeling like c**p the next day, and I definitely don't like feeling out of control.

8points

Peppy 5 months ago

Getting blackout drunk is a scary thing, stay safe people 💕

8points

Darth Kittius 5 months ago

And... this is why I'll never drink

6points

Sven Petersson 5 months ago

Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.

6points

LaserBrain 5 months ago (edited)

The post title says "hilarious" but I think a lot of these aren't really funny at all.

5points

Lauren S 5 months ago

The last thing I could recall before I woke up was crying to a cop to drive me home (which she did) and telling her I lost all my stuff (wallet, keys, phone, etc.). When I woke up I was not at home, thankfully I was on the couch at my best friend’s apartment. My shirt was on upside down (not inside out, I had put my body through the head hole). She told me she had to come down to get me because I couldn’t handle the timing of her buzzing me in, no memory of this. We called and text my phone and they gave us their address to come get it. It was in a guy’s apartment in a building I swear I’ve never been in. Too awkward to even ask when I left it there or why. Continued the hunt for my belongings throughout the entire next day, recovered most of it. This is one of many blackout drunk stories I have. I drank hella hard from age 15 to 23ish. I rarely drink now (maybe once a year) but a single glass of wine gets me quite buzzed.

5points

detective miller's hat 5 months ago

One time in my early 20s, some friends and I were staying at a pretty nice hotel (don't remember where) and in the evening one of my guy friends gets into to the pool and he's relaxing for a bit, but then he shouts (to no one in particular) "why isn't anyone else using the pool?!?" No one else was using the pool because you're paddling about in the water fountain, Chris.

5points

kath morgan 5 months ago

I am an alcoholic and I have never been this drunk. What is wrong with people? I guess I pet a bee one time?

4points

Christos Arvanitis 5 months ago

The night after our high school graduation party, a friend told me that a girl told him that I told her that I thought she had nice t i t s. I could never look her in the eyes again...

4points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

Sounds to me like you never looked her in the eyes to begin with. 😁

2points

Greengrass 5 months ago

If this were any other d**g than alcohol......

3points

Anička 5 months ago

Then what?

0points

Kare Deter 5 months ago

These posts make me so happy that alcohol and I never got a long.

3points

Tiny Dancer 5 months ago

Not much of a drinker anymore, I'm down to three glasses of wine on our weekly karaoke night, but in my prime, whoa nelly. I recall trying to pay for a cab (kids ask your parents) with cigarettes. Not the full pack, mind you, just the individual smokes, about five. Figured they cost me money, so they're the same as cash, right? Driver gently disagreed and my soon-to-be hubby paid up for me. Also recall wandering through the local graveyard with my fellow drunken friend (RIP Kim). We just weaved our way up the hill, checking dates on the gravestones and saying, "Oh, he was so young!". We were too drunk to do math and had no clue what year it was, so everyone was just too darn young! Silly times.

2points

The Doom Song 5 months ago

Stole a bunch of garden gnomes and placed them all over my lounge room. Was very surprised to see them the next morning.

2points

Justin Rogers 5 months ago

Best decision to get get sober 10 years ago

2points

Tanya Venter 5 months ago

Today 9 June I have been sober 9 years!! I really got myself into bad situations and places when I drank.

1point

Namea 5 months ago

In my younger days I woke up on the couch at a house I'd never been to with a pretty girl asleep on me. I'd ended up at a cookout being hosted by a rather well known member of a Mexican gang in LA. I was a very very white young woman. Apparently I made everyone cupcakes, administered 1st aid to someone, told everyone to drink lots of water, made sure someone set out a asprin, and asked if they had any KISS cds. The girl asleep on me had gone through a bad breakup and said I held her while she cried and told her I was her grandma now. We're still friends.

1point

Freya the Wanderer 5 months ago

84 reasons to watch your drinking and know your limits! I was at a local convention once, and fairly new to drinking, so I had too much beer and wine and then went on a tear. I don't know what I did, and my friends are mum about it, which is probably for my own sake.

1point

ZuriLovesYou 5 months ago

Don't drink alcohol, kids.

1point

Natalie Bednarek 5 months ago

Went out of my apartment for an unknown reason, locking myself out. Walked around barefoot, knocking on random doors but no one answered. Cut my feet up pretty badly on random roots and things. Thought I could climb up go my second floor balcony. Started raining, making the railing(s) slippery. Fell down from between the first and second stories, landing in a sticker bush. Ended up with a sprained ankle, badly lacerated foot, and bruises all over.

1point

Stuart Griffiths 5 months ago

Remember watching my drunk friend p**s all over his tv and brand new ps2

1point

MoMcB 5 months ago

Made skittles vodka (dangerous s**t) and took it to a bike rally. Danced like an eejit all night, then got back to our tent and cried because I couldn't get my jeans off. Mainly because I was still wearing my DMs. My lovely husband got me to bed safely, but hasn't let me live it down.

1point

KimB 5 months ago

Mines pretty mild but I remember being really embarrassed at the time...I was a plus one at a bonfire party. We were allowed to go in the house to use the bathroom and I proceeded to walk thru and break their screen door. I offered to pay for it they were gracious and said it wasn't a problem. I never went back even though I was invited again lol

1point

SDLT010 5 months ago

I feel like some of these commenters forget that these people are DRUNK and HIGH and are not in the right state of mind.

1point

Simona M. 5 months ago

These were hilarious, not only the posts, but also some comments below theposts. I had to stop reading a few times because tears were streaming down my face, had to go away for a bit and calm myself down.

1point

Michael Largey 5 months ago

An ex called me in the middle of the night pleading that I needed to come where she was. When I arrived, there was nothing wrong. She was just sitting there with her date and very, very drunk. He and I were both "WTF?" I took her aside and told her that she had just used up her last "Get Out of Trouble Free" card from me. I'm told he never asked her out again.

1point

Be_ Heard 4 months ago (edited)

I noticed a certain drink makes me veeery vulnerable and strange. I don't drink it anymore. If I ever did, I would stay at home alone and hide my keys and phone just in case lol other drinks are fine. I don't get it

0points

weatherwitch 4 months ago

I feel so sorry for the homeless people in these who are dragged into pathetic dramas or end up trying to look out for someone. They have it so bad already, they don't need the extra c**p 😞

0points

That Person 4 months ago

I’ve never drank before (underage), but there was one time when I was in the hospital (severe allergy) I was super tired, to the point where I was delirious, and according to my mother I said very random things to the nurse, like for one I trailed off about how I liked the nurse’s ponytail (she wasn’t wearing one) and when she told me about it I had no memory of saying any of it

0points

Mike Beck 5 months ago

Too all the people preaching about these people needing to stop drinking: Duh.

0points

Eve Mraz 5 months ago

These people need to stop drinking for craps sake

0points

Niki A 5 months ago

My boyfriend has a drinking problem, let me be honest, but the funnies thing ever was his grandma finding him passed out at the kitchen counter face down in a ham sandwich.

0points

Alexandra Nara 5 months ago

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0points

Nikole 5 months ago (edited)

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Nina 5 months ago

Most of these people really, REALLY need help knowing their limit.

30points

Nichole Harris 5 months ago

My limit moves..... Some days I can drink a pint for breakfast... And barely feel it.... Other days a half pint will mess me up!!! No idea why

11points

Terran 5 months ago

These stories are most likely people learning their limits

2points

Nikole 5 months ago

It changes over time and is also based on varied circumstances

2points

howdylee 5 months ago

22points

KT 5 months ago

The 1st time i woke up safely in my bed with no memory of how i got home from the bar was the last time I drank.

3points

Nikole 5 months ago

The “not being in control” can be part of the draw.

2points

Anička 5 months ago

Yes, agree with Nikole: if your whole life is bound by rules, fear, and self-doubt, and the alcohol erases that... Also, sometimes it's: hey I'm having fun, if i drink more I'll have more fun...

0points

Ranger Kanootsen 5 months ago

I once woke up slumped against the wall of the post office in a grim reaper costume.

18points

MaryHadaLittleLamb 5 months ago

Makes sense. Fitting place for the Reaper. Source: former postal worker here.

12points

The Starsong Princess 5 months ago (edited)

I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.

11points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

11points

DetriMentaL 5 months ago

10points

Tamra 5 months ago

Thank god I don't drink anymore.

9points

Bec 5 months ago

8points

Peppy 5 months ago

Getting blackout drunk is a scary thing, stay safe people 💕

8points

Darth Kittius 5 months ago

And... this is why I'll never drink

6points

Sven Petersson 5 months ago

Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.

6points

LaserBrain 5 months ago (edited)

The post title says "hilarious" but I think a lot of these aren't really funny at all.

5points

Lauren S 5 months ago

5points

detective miller's hat 5 months ago

5points

kath morgan 5 months ago

I am an alcoholic and I have never been this drunk. What is wrong with people? I guess I pet a bee one time?

4points

Christos Arvanitis 5 months ago

The night after our high school graduation party, a friend told me that a girl told him that I told her that I thought she had nice t i t s. I could never look her in the eyes again...

4points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

Sounds to me like you never looked her in the eyes to begin with. 😁

2points

Greengrass 5 months ago

If this were any other d**g than alcohol......

3points

Anička 5 months ago

Then what?

0points