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35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations We were tossing glow sticks down the street and I launched one about 30 feet away and looked down in my hand only to realize the glow stick was there and I actually threw my brand new iPhone

Mplam , Dennis Wong / flickr Report

Final score:

179points

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Iampenny 5 months ago

ouch!!!!

33points

courtneymason220 , SHVETS production / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations got drunk at my friend’s house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them

Final score:

174points

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Abel 5 months ago

Feeling like you are 5 yo again. But with new parents.

53points

_lavenderfrommatilda , Ferhat E. Arslan / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Called my mom cuz I was too drunk to drive and we got in fight and I ran like 3 miles while she slow chased me in the car & ppl thought she was tryna kidnap me

Final score:

162points

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sbj 5 months ago

Unbeknown to you, your mom is one of the best

104points

Many see alcohol as a truth serum that helps them bring out their “real” selves. This isn’t the case, according to licensed therapist Jennifer Worley.

“The behaviors and emotions exhibited while intoxicated are just a part of a person’s broad spectrum of feelings and reactions,” she told Healthline. “They don’t necessarily represent their core character or values.”

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I threw up on a goat, and then cried for hours. I went back first thing the next morning and gave her a bath I felt so bad

C , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

Final score:

156points

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sbj 5 months ago

I have too many questions about this

95points

Dwalsh114 , Loïc Manegarium / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I broke into a museum and passed out and woke up to a tour guide telling me she’s calling the police while the whole tour group took pictures

Final score:

129points

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sbj 5 months ago

Maybe you were more interesting than the exhibits

52points

indie , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I went into the restaurant/bar that I used to work at and started seating customers for dinner

Final score:

115points

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Mila Sliacka 5 months ago

Sheldon vibes.

37points

yuvven , Ksenia Chernaya / pexels Report

In terms of peeling back the layers of one’s personality, drunkenness is more of a revelation and characterization of what’s happening internally.

“While it is difficult to conclusively say that someone is more real when under the influence, it is safe to say that what you see is a more accurate portrayal of what is going on inside of that person,” family and marriage therapist Dr. Joel Touchet said.

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tried to hide from a cop under a couch that was not high enough to crawl under (so the couch was just on top of my body and hanging off the floor)

Final score:

115points

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Kare Deter 5 months ago

The visual of that in my head has me cracking up

62points

ali.karnes , Douglas Mendes / pexels Report

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I crashed a very important wedding. Didn’t realize I was standing at the altar and asked the priest who died

Final score:

114points

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BieneMaya 5 months ago

Important Wedding seems redundant. Since Most people get married only once or twice, every wedding is important

26points

#10

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Tried to go upside down on stripper pole and fell on my head and blacked out in front of 100 people (two nights ago)

olivia , Chad Davis / flickr Report

Final score:

107points

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Peppy 5 months ago

Please get checked at a hospital, head injuries are no joke

84points

mallory , Karolina Grabowska / pexels Report

#11

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Traded my car/apartment keys and wallet for a box of orange flavored cupcakes

Final score:

107points

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Jo Maxwell 5 months ago

Worth it

31points

alyssabosshard , Sebastian Ervi Sebastian Ervi / pexels Report

#12

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Got kicked out of a concert- carried out by security by all 4 limbs even. Tried to sneak back in but they grabbed me. My best friend found me balling my eyes out in the clutches of a homeless woman

Final score:

101points

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Dumb teenager 5 months ago

Kudos to the woman for keeping her safe till she was sober

90points

user5271418309919 , daveynin / flickr Report

#13

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Not me but my friend snuggled up with a homeless man in the alley outside of the bar. Got inside his cardboard box and everything.

Final score:

96points

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Avoidance_Panda 5 months ago

Homeless guy must have been terrified...

109points

Jademakana , Tim Douglas / pexels Report

#14

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Called two of my exes and they both showed up

Final score:

91points

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ILoveMySon 5 months ago

Phones need breathalyzers.

67points

aurora , Marcus Aurelius / pexels Report

Alcohol abuse is known to affect one’s physical health in a myriad of ways. But as Worley revealed, it can also cause lasting behavioral and cognitive changes.

“Over time, these changes can contribute to personality shifts, especially if the brain damage is significant,” she explained. “Moreover, long-term alcohol misuse can exacerbate or lead to mental health disorders, which can further influence personality.”

#15

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations walked into my neighbors LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.

Final score:

89points

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Bec 5 months ago

My friends in college had ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy came he also just walked in to their apartment like he was going to hang out. They got him to leave and called to complain - how high do you have to be to think that was ok?

25points

#16

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Got black out drunk, woke up in some random guys dorm room after having thrown up on his Christmas tree, he'd been sitting watching me sleep, and proceeded to show me his coin collection

Heyhihola , Anthony / pexels Report

Final score:

88points

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He's a nut 5 months ago

Pretty chill dude

62points

Connor Glasheen , Face DROPPING / pexels Report

#17

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations My friend woke up with a tortoise in her bag and a whole pizza cramed in her purse.

Final score:

83points

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Jules 5 months ago

Poor tortoise

80points

#18

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I was a police reported missing person for 8 hours when in reality I was asleep outside of my favorite pizza shop…needless to say my friends are terrible at hide and seek

Bryce Schott , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

83points

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Mad Dragon 5 months ago

Or are you really good at hide and seek?

23points

#19

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations don't remember this but posted a voice note to my story saying I'm lost and scared asking for help everyone thought I was kidnapped police where called search stated..I was in my shed

### , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

83points

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Nea 5 months ago

Okay, This is irresponsible.

24points

girlboss , Mathias Reding / pexels Report

#20

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations puked on the stairs at a bar and then proceeded to fall down the same stairs

Final score:

77points

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Nea 5 months ago

I am getting visuals with smell :-/

33points

#21

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations thought i was a vampire and tried to bite everyone and ended up in hospital with doctors thinking it was psychosis

lana , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels Report

Final score:

75points

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Iampenny 5 months ago

My BFF bites people when she gets drunk (one of the reasons that she hardly ever drinks) She was out with friends to a hen night 2 nights before the wedding and bit the bride-to-be on her arm, leaving a huge mark, poor bride was wearing a sleeveless dress. Make up covered most of it, but it was still visible.

29points

#22

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations walking downtown n i saw a house that i swore was an antique shop bc there were a ton of trinkets in the window so i walked in and started looking at everything but it was just some old ladys house

dj , Ömer Derinyar / pexels Report

Final score:

74points

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He's a nut 5 months ago

If you had stayed any longer, you would've gone on an adventure, far far away......

28points

#23

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I did a water aerobics routine in the pool fully clothed while being shouted at by the parents to leave the house

grace , Vincent Nguyen / pexels Report

Final score:

74points

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KinoEel 5 months ago

Well you should practice and next time maybe you’ll get a better score from those judges

45points

Some people become aggressive after a few glasses of their favorite whiskey. Worley explains that such reactions are likely due to alcohol’s effect on the prefrontal cortex, the brain region responsible for regulating thoughts, emotions, and behavior.

She also points out that alcohol can amplify existing feelings of anger, stress, and anxiety, which can make some drinkers act belligerently.

#24

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Stumbled into a pizza shop, started working behind the counter, took their trash out to the dumpsters, got offended they wouldn’t give me free pizza

court , Alpha / flickr Report

Final score:

71points

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sbj 5 months ago

I think your version of this story is probably very different to the one people who worked there tell

117points

#25

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations tried to explain synesthesia to the guy i liked and he said i reminded him of his schizophrenic uncle who stalked him

skye , Antoni Shkraba / pexels Report

Final score:

70points

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Nea 5 months ago

Uh-oh that went badly!

30points

#26

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations i wanted to show everyone how fast i could gallop, i galloped into the street and got hit by a car

mia , Artyom Kulakov / pexels Report

Final score:

70points

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sbj 5 months ago

Are you a horse?

53points

Zamar Dial 5 months ago

Fr🤣

10points

Rhodri Terrell 5 months ago

Neigh! Of c-horse not

7points

Karina 5 months ago

Every other little girl practice their gallop quite religiously for a few years. It often shows up in times of great fun or relaxation

3points

Lotekguy 5 months ago

Of course. Of course. (Now try getting that earworm out or your head.)

3points

MrLiesegang 5 months ago

transanimal appropriation

3points

Anikulapo 5 months ago (edited)

She would have been put down. She posted this so she wasn’t put down so she’s not a horse.

2points

Elio 5 months ago

It's Bojack Horseman

0points

Farnzy 5 months ago

Hornse

0points

Whoopdeedoo 5 months ago

Ouch but the visual has me dying

6points

Lil Miss Hobbit 5 months ago

I visualized this. And now I'm giggling at work.

5points

Beak Hookage 5 months ago

Centaurs party hard.

2points

ConstantlyJon 5 months ago

I'm so sorry but I laughed really hard at this!

2points

Cynthia Chaney 5 months ago

I hope you fared better than the car.

1point

Anxiousguest 5 months ago

Why did I remember tom and jerry when I read this

1point

Aussiegirl 5 months ago

Miranda Hart fan?

0points

Lavern Defazio 5 months ago

That was an expensive drink

0points

Justin Rogers 5 months ago

Horse girls are weird

0points

Kat 5 months ago

Dang... Now I, want to see how fast he can gallop.

0points

shankShaw deReemer 5 months ago

Oh my. This is also a good one.

0points

Tali , Chevanon Photography / pexels Report

#27

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations at my sisters engagement party i got drunk and wanted to show my mom my chaturanga (yoga push up) and i slammed my chin into the floor and flashed everyone

Final score:

69points

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Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

Despicable. Wanna grab a drink this weekend...?

72points

#28

Punched a parking garage wall bc I convinced myself I was the hulk. Broke my hand

Brooke Davis Report

Final score:

68points

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sbj 5 months ago

Stop drinking

31points

#29

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations woke up drunk to my lash lady saying “okay you’re lashes are done” and my car wasn’t even there which means I walked and still have no memory of going

klo!! , Joice Rivas / pexels Report

Final score:

68points

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Nichole Harris 5 months ago

I get this!! Drunk Nikki is usually was more responsible than sober Nikki.... Sober Nikki drinks irresponsibly..... Drunk Nikki makes sure to eat healthy put my wallet away etc

42points

Moderate consumption is encouraged among those who enjoy the occasional drink. The National Library of Medicine defines it as a maximum of one beverage per day for women and a cap of two drinks for men.

In terms of measurements, one drink is equivalent to one bottle of beer, a glass of wine, or a shot of liquor.

#30

Screamed across the bar at a 50 yr old man calling him an outfit repeater bc I had seen him the weekend before in the same outfit

Emily Report

Final score:

66points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

Fashion police beware!

34points

phoebesbridge , Maël BALLAND / pexels Report

#31

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Woke up in the middle of my local lake with a homeless guy and scuba gear on with no memory of why or how I got there

Final score:

66points

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Nina 5 months ago

That'd ffing dangerous

61points

sparkingwater.enthusiast , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#32

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations performed umbrella by rihanna on a frat stage after a party and then was asked who I knew and to leave

Final score:

65points

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Valek Fermiga 5 months ago

Well, you took an oath and stuck it out until the end.....

11points

sandra , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#33

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations jumped out of a moving car because I was being forced to go home

Final score:

64points

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sbj 5 months ago

I think this is a case of friends probably trying to do the best thing for you

40points

#34

Handed a bouncer a Barnes & noble gift card instead of my ID and then tried to fight him when he didn’t let me in

AL Report

Final score:

64points

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Jack Burton 5 months ago

Fighting a bouncer is the start of the big problems...

30points

#35

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations i though a homeless man was frank gallagher and started harassing him for a picture

leanna , Showtime Report

Final score:

50points

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Papa 5 months ago

Maybe sbj should take his own advice.

7points

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#36

Jogged 3 miles home through Washington DC at 2am using the Washington monument as my reference because my phone died

casey Report

Final score:

27points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

Wow! I can't believe you made it back alive!

8points

#37

I went to a party where I was planning on seeing and spending time with the boy I liked at the time and when we was talking at this party he made me laugh so hard I peed EVERYWHERE

Final score:

27points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

It's all fun ... until someone pees in their pants.

15points

#38

Messaged my boss saying how much I love the company and asked if I could be invited to future board meetings

Holly Hilton823 Report

Final score:

27points

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Papa 5 months ago

So were you invited to future board meetings?

5points

#39

told someone I met ariana grande and that we got a selfie together, when they asked to see the picture i ran away as fast as possible

haley (: Report

Final score:

25points

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Lil Miss Hobbit 5 months ago

🤣

8points

Tik Toker , Antoni Shkraba / pexels Report

However, some experts would argue that there is no such thing as moderate drinking. They believe that alcohol in itself is detrimental to one’s health, regardless of the amount.

“It doesn’t matter how much you drink – the risk to the drinker’s health starts from the first drop of any alcoholic beverage,” said Dr. Carina Ferreira-Borges, Regional Advisor for Alcohol and Illicit Drugs of the World Health Organization in Europe.

“The only thing that we can say for sure is that the more you drink, the more harmful it is – or, in other words, the less you drink, the safer it is.”

#40

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Ended up in the emergency room and flashed the hospital security guards bc they were taking too long to see me, they had to sedate me lol

Final score:

24points

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Jack Burton 5 months ago

As an E.R nurse i can tell you how not funny it is when it happens a thousand times. Drunk people in emergency are so annoying.

28points

#41

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations My leg got stuck in a disabled man’s wheelchair and I fell and tore my MCL

Dylan! , Ivan Samkov / pexels Report

Final score:

23points

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Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

Is this karma or simply ironic?

9points

#42

drank out of a dogs bowl because I was barfing so bad IN SOMEONES LIVING ROOM and all I wanted was water

ava.blom Report

Final score:

23points

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Lil Miss Hobbit 5 months ago

The dog standing there like 😶

7points

#43

ran head first into a glass wall that i thought was an open door (pantsless)

Caroline_callahan Report

Final score:

23points

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Nea 5 months ago

Pantsless is the main story here- why is it in brackets!

18points

#44

yelled and banged on the wall of my apartment because i thought my neighbors were vacuuming at 2am but it was indeed just the a/c unit blowing air through my vent

Final score:

22points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

you must have a very noisy a/c unit ....

3points

Ponies1982 , Karolina Kaboompics / pexels Report

#45

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations I thought I was Meredith grey and kept telling everyone about med school (never been) and people started to think I had schizophrenia

Final score:

21points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

hopefully you had a Dr. McDreamy

6points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#46

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations stood outside my exs window at 2am playing songs off my phone

maggie , Pew Nguyen / pexels Report

Final score:

21points

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sbj 5 months ago

we've all done this one way or another (drunk or not)

4points

#47

Told my coworker that when he takes off his jacket at work I blush at how big his arms are

Forest Report

Final score:

21points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

that's not too bad ... other body parts could have been mentioned 🙄

10points

#48

got to slizzered at my friends wedding (which I was a bridesmaid in) and tried to start a mosh pit during the reception dance portion….at a wedding

ranan Report

Final score:

21points

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Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

That type of behavior is out of line. Next time take me with you and I'll get a wall of death going. I'm silly like that.

15points

#49

Told a guy I didn't even like that I loved him

Final score:

20points

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Lil Miss Hobbit 5 months ago

And that's how I met your mother

14points

brook , Leeloo The First / pexels Report

#50

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations peed in my best friend mom vase and left it for weeks

Final score:

20points

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sbj 5 months ago

Well at least you didn't pee on the floor

7points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#51

ubered myself to my ex’s house without permission and he came home from work and i was just in his bed

lena Report

Final score:

19points

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Upstaged75 5 months ago

That's pretty creepy!

11points

User193773800172663 Report

#52

I created a work meeting and added a director from work to the meeting. Titled it BJ at lunch

Final score:

19points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

Did you invite your boss to the meeting?

5points

#53

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations Threw mason jars filled with reasons why I loved my ex in his parents drive way

ella:) , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

Final score:

18points

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sbj 5 months ago

What a waste of jars

10points

#54

Called my therapist 22 times and left her 8 voicemails because she has the same name as the friend that I had went out with and I did not know it was her

Kiley Report

Final score:

18points

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sbj 5 months ago

I hope for you that the therapist probably called back

6points

#55

I leaned out of a car to throw up and fell face-first onto the curb and broke off my front tooth

jade Report

Final score:

18points

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Mike F 5 months ago

I was the DD for a group of friends at a Halloween party. The party was at a hall next to the cop shop. One of the guys, dressed as a nun, hung out the car window and yakked all over the side of the car, then, jumped out of the car and ran over to the library on the other side of the lot and barfed into the ac unit of the library. All of this in front of a cop coming on shift. I'm sure the cop didn't interfere because then he would have to deal with a very drunk, barfing nun.

6points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#56

Started on a girl in front of everyone for stealing my jacket and wearing it (we had the same one I didn’t bring mine out)

Summer Wood Report

Final score:

17points

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Lil Miss Hobbit 5 months ago

So rude, lol

4points

There has been research about the potential benefits of drinking, such as a lowered risk of heart failure. But for experts like Columbia University professor Katherine Keyes, it’s more about establishing a healthy relationship with alcohol.

“It’s not that ‘OK, you think you’re drinking too much, now you can’t drink at all’ — that health advice turns a lot of people off,” she told NBC News. “Thinking about drinking as a continuum, not a binary, is an approach that we think will be really useful for improving population health.”

#57

Took a mates car, police caught me drunk, with no license, one broken foot in a cast and googling “how to drive” whilst doing 5mph down my road

C L Fitzy Report

Final score:

17points

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Psychopathic Shark 5 months ago

Drink driving isn't funny

20points

#58

i ripped my friends sink straight off the wall

joelle Report

Final score:

16points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

Hulk, is that you?

8points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#59

cartwheeled through Lidl, almost got us kicked out. then another time lay down on the ground in the rain at 2am and had to be carried home by some very nice drunk girls

★ livvy ★ Report

Final score:

16points

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Not Who You Think 5 months ago

Glad the drunk girls were "sober" enough to look out for you.

3points

#60

Sent the entirety of the bee movie script to one of my ex situationships because I missed him

Eden Report

Final score:

16points

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Nanny to 3 rescue Greyhounds 5 months ago

What is a situationship

6points

svs , Polina Tankilevitch / pexels Report

#61

35 Times People Partied A Bit Too Much And Ended Up In Hilariously Unhinged Situations threw cold pizza at server and got arrested

Final score:

15points

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sbj 5 months ago

Too right

16points

#62

I was mud wrestling at a frat house and broke my ankle and had to be carried out and was black out at the hospital w mud all over me

Emily Report

Final score:

15points

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The PanDA 5 months ago

You're my Boy Blue!!

5points

#63

put a bunch of tampons in because for some reason i just kept forgetting i put one in

Final score:

14points

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Katrina Nixon 5 months ago

A bunch? You could work for the cartel.

14points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#64

Balled my eyes out in front of the guy I was out with about another guy

Mia Report

Final score:

14points

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Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

I had to read this twice. All I read was balled in front of....at first.

7points

saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa109 Report

#65

Drunk called my exes parents that I met only a few times over the phone

Final score:

13points

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#66

called my ex not once but 37 times. spoiler alert he didn’t answer a single time

Kara Report

Final score:

13points

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ShaZam 5 months ago

My guess is you won't be able to do 38 times ... you are blocked

5points

#67

was screaming at everyone who has my phone and then when I got in the taxi it was in my sock

Josh Report

Final score:

13points

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Karen Krause 5 months ago (edited)

They were screaming at everyone, "Who has my phone?" When they got in the taxi, they found it in their sock. Just for clarification. When I first read it, I thought they were screaming at everyone who had their phone number.

7points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

#68

demanded a pizza shop should give me free pizza bc i worked at the ice cream store across the street

madi Report

Final score:

13points

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#69

locked myself in a bathroom drunk instagram DMd an old situationship telling him it was going to be us in the end and he responded saying “no it won’t be” and blocked me

liv Report

Final score:

12points

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#70

asked my situationship “what are we” then quoted gotta go my own way from high school musical

zo Report

Final score:

12points

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MoodyBlue 5 months ago

What are all these "situationships"?

5points

#71

Got on my knees to hug a lil person and talked to them like they were one of my kindergarten students

lil Report

Final score:

11points

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Upstaged75 5 months ago

Yikes. That's not something I'd ever repeat to anyone.

11points

#72

called every man i’ve ever even spoken to and then missed my flight home the next morning

kennedyyy Report

Final score:

11points

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Karen Krause 5 months ago

How'd you have everyone's phone number?

1point

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

#73

I called the guy I was talking to my exs name the whole time and didn’t realize till the next morning

Genesis Mejia Report

Final score:

11points

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Leah Brown 5 months ago

oof!

0points

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#74

I yelled at my ex and his new girlfriend. I think about it everyday.

Margaret Bishop Report

Final score:

10points

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Mike F 5 months ago

🎶I hate to show up out of the blue, uninvited...🎶

3points

#75

fell down the stairs and had to get emergency brain surgery

makyia baker Report

Final score:

10points

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MaryHadaLittleLamb 5 months ago

😳

3points

#76

Walked into my ex’s apartment… uninvited

Yurrrrr Report

Final score:

9points

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#77

i chased my ex SITUATIONSHIP down the road w a knife 😞 (this is what i heard i literally do not remember a THING)

k Report

Final score:

9points

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Nichole Harris 5 months ago

Can someone plz explain to this old lady what a situationship is....

5points

#78

drunk called my ex begging him to come over then when he came i cussed him out and made him take me to mcdonald’s

Noah Report

Final score:

9points

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The PanDA 5 months ago

sounds like a win-win!

1point

#79

promised my friends i was texting my sister and not my ex then snuck to the bathroom to call him. a girl answered, i ruined the whole party throwing up and crying all night

Sydney Report

Final score:

9points

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#80

Got thrown out of a bar and then drunk peed in a guys bed :’)

Holly Mitchell Report

Final score:

8points

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Mike F 5 months ago

1) lots of us have been there. 2) off with your head.

1point

#81

Went to jail.

grace grady Report

Final score:

8points

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Katrina Nixon 5 months ago

For?

4points

baddieprincessbarbie Report

#82

Disappeared, had a missing persons report filed on me, police and ambulance came, banged on my friends neighbors door at 3 am, and they thought I had hypothermia

Megan Report

Final score:

8points

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#83

Invited over a bunch of people that I met that night at a bar to my apartment and I blacked out and my PANDA dunks were stolen💔💔💔my brother got me them i still feel so bad

Final score:

8points

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Bec 5 months ago

College friend had a party and many many random friends of friends joined. He said the next day everything he owned was broken. Every lamp, table, piece of furniture.

5points

#84

i convinced myself my uber driver was kidnapping my friends and me so i made them walk a mile home

audreyoak Report

Final score:

8points

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Nina 5 months ago

Most of these people really, REALLY need help knowing their limit.

30points

Nichole Harris 5 months ago

My limit moves..... Some days I can drink a pint for breakfast... And barely feel it.... Other days a half pint will mess me up!!! No idea why

11points

Terran 5 months ago

These stories are most likely people learning their limits

2points

Nikole 5 months ago

It changes over time and is also based on varied circumstances

2points

howdylee 5 months ago

I enjoy an adult beverage or two, but never in my life have I gotten black out drunk. I would be so worried not being in control of myself and my actions. I simply do not understand the appeal of it, not to mention the dangers.

22points

KT 5 months ago

The 1st time i woke up safely in my bed with no memory of how i got home from the bar was the last time I drank.

3points

Nikole 5 months ago

The “not being in control” can be part of the draw.

2points

Anička 5 months ago

Yes, agree with Nikole: if your whole life is bound by rules, fear, and self-doubt, and the alcohol erases that... Also, sometimes it's: hey I'm having fun, if i drink more I'll have more fun...

0points

Ranger Kanootsen 5 months ago

I once woke up slumped against the wall of the post office in a grim reaper costume.

18points

MaryHadaLittleLamb 5 months ago

Makes sense. Fitting place for the Reaper. Source: former postal worker here.

12points

The Starsong Princess 5 months ago (edited)

I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.

11points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

A cop cut me a break by taking me to the drunk tank (no future court date) instead of jail. I then proceeded to "escape" the drunk tank, was arrested again and booked into jail. Which was located next door to the drunk tank.

11points

DetriMentaL 5 months ago

I adopt stray cats when lifting liquid weights. First one i found outside a pub, the locals assured me he was homeless, he was so haggard but spent most of the night in my arms so i took newly named Mr Biggles home, only to have him checked at the vet the next day and had to have him put to sleep. At a different pub slightly out of town there was this big ginger named "Chuck Norris" because of his big uh.. Well anyways. He liked to dunk them in people's drinks and food, spoke to the pub owner and apparently he's been dumped their twice. Got me a big orange derp with my draught that day !

10points

Tamra 5 months ago

Thank god I don't drink anymore.

9points

Bec 5 months ago

I stopped drinking at 24. I tried to fit in at college and did drink some but I was out one night and it hit me that I was not having fun. I don't like the taste of alcohol, I don't like feeling like c**p the next day, and I definitely don't like feeling out of control.

8points

Peppy 5 months ago

Getting blackout drunk is a scary thing, stay safe people 💕

8points

Darth Kittius 5 months ago

And... this is why I'll never drink

6points

Sven Petersson 5 months ago

Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.

6points

LaserBrain 5 months ago (edited)

The post title says "hilarious" but I think a lot of these aren't really funny at all.

5points

Lauren S 5 months ago

The last thing I could recall before I woke up was crying to a cop to drive me home (which she did) and telling her I lost all my stuff (wallet, keys, phone, etc.). When I woke up I was not at home, thankfully I was on the couch at my best friend’s apartment. My shirt was on upside down (not inside out, I had put my body through the head hole). She told me she had to come down to get me because I couldn’t handle the timing of her buzzing me in, no memory of this. We called and text my phone and they gave us their address to come get it. It was in a guy’s apartment in a building I swear I’ve never been in. Too awkward to even ask when I left it there or why. Continued the hunt for my belongings throughout the entire next day, recovered most of it. This is one of many blackout drunk stories I have. I drank hella hard from age 15 to 23ish. I rarely drink now (maybe once a year) but a single glass of wine gets me quite buzzed.

5points

detective miller's hat 5 months ago

One time in my early 20s, some friends and I were staying at a pretty nice hotel (don't remember where) and in the evening one of my guy friends gets into to the pool and he's relaxing for a bit, but then he shouts (to no one in particular) "why isn't anyone else using the pool?!?" No one else was using the pool because you're paddling about in the water fountain, Chris.

5points

kath morgan 5 months ago

I am an alcoholic and I have never been this drunk. What is wrong with people? I guess I pet a bee one time?

4points

Christos Arvanitis 5 months ago

The night after our high school graduation party, a friend told me that a girl told him that I told her that I thought she had nice t i t s. I could never look her in the eyes again...

4points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

Sounds to me like you never looked her in the eyes to begin with. 😁

2points

Greengrass 5 months ago

If this were any other d**g than alcohol......

3points

Anička 5 months ago

Then what?

0points

Kare Deter 5 months ago

These posts make me so happy that alcohol and I never got a long.

3points

Tiny Dancer 5 months ago

Not much of a drinker anymore, I'm down to three glasses of wine on our weekly karaoke night, but in my prime, whoa nelly. I recall trying to pay for a cab (kids ask your parents) with cigarettes. Not the full pack, mind you, just the individual smokes, about five. Figured they cost me money, so they're the same as cash, right? Driver gently disagreed and my soon-to-be hubby paid up for me. Also recall wandering through the local graveyard with my fellow drunken friend (RIP Kim). We just weaved our way up the hill, checking dates on the gravestones and saying, "Oh, he was so young!". We were too drunk to do math and had no clue what year it was, so everyone was just too darn young! Silly times.

2points

The Doom Song 5 months ago

Stole a bunch of garden gnomes and placed them all over my lounge room. Was very surprised to see them the next morning.

2points

Justin Rogers 5 months ago

Best decision to get get sober 10 years ago

2points

Tanya Venter 5 months ago

Today 9 June I have been sober 9 years!! I really got myself into bad situations and places when I drank.

1point

Namea 5 months ago

In my younger days I woke up on the couch at a house I'd never been to with a pretty girl asleep on me. I'd ended up at a cookout being hosted by a rather well known member of a Mexican gang in LA. I was a very very white young woman. Apparently I made everyone cupcakes, administered 1st aid to someone, told everyone to drink lots of water, made sure someone set out a asprin, and asked if they had any KISS cds. The girl asleep on me had gone through a bad breakup and said I held her while she cried and told her I was her grandma now. We're still friends.

1point

Freya the Wanderer 5 months ago

84 reasons to watch your drinking and know your limits! I was at a local convention once, and fairly new to drinking, so I had too much beer and wine and then went on a tear. I don't know what I did, and my friends are mum about it, which is probably for my own sake.

1point

ZuriLovesYou 5 months ago

Don't drink alcohol, kids.

1point

Natalie Bednarek 5 months ago

Went out of my apartment for an unknown reason, locking myself out. Walked around barefoot, knocking on random doors but no one answered. Cut my feet up pretty badly on random roots and things. Thought I could climb up go my second floor balcony. Started raining, making the railing(s) slippery. Fell down from between the first and second stories, landing in a sticker bush. Ended up with a sprained ankle, badly lacerated foot, and bruises all over.

1point

Stuart Griffiths 5 months ago

Remember watching my drunk friend p**s all over his tv and brand new ps2

1point

MoMcB 5 months ago

Made skittles vodka (dangerous s**t) and took it to a bike rally. Danced like an eejit all night, then got back to our tent and cried because I couldn't get my jeans off. Mainly because I was still wearing my DMs. My lovely husband got me to bed safely, but hasn't let me live it down.

1point

KimB 5 months ago

Mines pretty mild but I remember being really embarrassed at the time...I was a plus one at a bonfire party. We were allowed to go in the house to use the bathroom and I proceeded to walk thru and break their screen door. I offered to pay for it they were gracious and said it wasn't a problem. I never went back even though I was invited again lol

1point

SDLT010 5 months ago

I feel like some of these commenters forget that these people are DRUNK and HIGH and are not in the right state of mind.

1point

Simona M. 5 months ago

These were hilarious, not only the posts, but also some comments below theposts. I had to stop reading a few times because tears were streaming down my face, had to go away for a bit and calm myself down.

1point

Michael Largey 5 months ago

An ex called me in the middle of the night pleading that I needed to come where she was. When I arrived, there was nothing wrong. She was just sitting there with her date and very, very drunk. He and I were both "WTF?" I took her aside and told her that she had just used up her last "Get Out of Trouble Free" card from me. I'm told he never asked her out again.

1point

Be_ Heard 5 months ago (edited)

I noticed a certain drink makes me veeery vulnerable and strange. I don't drink it anymore. If I ever did, I would stay at home alone and hide my keys and phone just in case lol other drinks are fine. I don't get it

0points

weatherwitch 5 months ago

I feel so sorry for the homeless people in these who are dragged into pathetic dramas or end up trying to look out for someone. They have it so bad already, they don't need the extra c**p 😞

0points

That Person 5 months ago

I’ve never drank before (underage), but there was one time when I was in the hospital (severe allergy) I was super tired, to the point where I was delirious, and according to my mother I said very random things to the nurse, like for one I trailed off about how I liked the nurse’s ponytail (she wasn’t wearing one) and when she told me about it I had no memory of saying any of it

0points

Mike Beck 5 months ago

Too all the people preaching about these people needing to stop drinking: Duh.

0points

Eve Mraz 5 months ago

These people need to stop drinking for craps sake

0points

Niki A 5 months ago

My boyfriend has a drinking problem, let me be honest, but the funnies thing ever was his grandma finding him passed out at the kitchen counter face down in a ham sandwich.

0points

Alexandra Nara 5 months ago

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0points

Nikole 5 months ago (edited)

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Nina 5 months ago

Most of these people really, REALLY need help knowing their limit.

30points

Nichole Harris 5 months ago

My limit moves..... Some days I can drink a pint for breakfast... And barely feel it.... Other days a half pint will mess me up!!! No idea why

11points

Terran 5 months ago

These stories are most likely people learning their limits

2points

Nikole 5 months ago

It changes over time and is also based on varied circumstances

2points

howdylee 5 months ago

22points

KT 5 months ago

The 1st time i woke up safely in my bed with no memory of how i got home from the bar was the last time I drank.

3points

Nikole 5 months ago

The “not being in control” can be part of the draw.

2points

Anička 5 months ago

Yes, agree with Nikole: if your whole life is bound by rules, fear, and self-doubt, and the alcohol erases that... Also, sometimes it's: hey I'm having fun, if i drink more I'll have more fun...

0points

Ranger Kanootsen 5 months ago

I once woke up slumped against the wall of the post office in a grim reaper costume.

18points

MaryHadaLittleLamb 5 months ago

Makes sense. Fitting place for the Reaper. Source: former postal worker here.

12points

The Starsong Princess 5 months ago (edited)

I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.

11points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

11points

DetriMentaL 5 months ago

10points

Tamra 5 months ago

Thank god I don't drink anymore.

9points

Bec 5 months ago

8points

Peppy 5 months ago

Getting blackout drunk is a scary thing, stay safe people 💕

8points

Darth Kittius 5 months ago

And... this is why I'll never drink

6points

Sven Petersson 5 months ago

Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.

6points

LaserBrain 5 months ago (edited)

The post title says "hilarious" but I think a lot of these aren't really funny at all.

5points

Lauren S 5 months ago

5points

detective miller's hat 5 months ago

5points

kath morgan 5 months ago

I am an alcoholic and I have never been this drunk. What is wrong with people? I guess I pet a bee one time?

4points

Christos Arvanitis 5 months ago

The night after our high school graduation party, a friend told me that a girl told him that I told her that I thought she had nice t i t s. I could never look her in the eyes again...

4points

Matthew Jameson 5 months ago

Sounds to me like you never looked her in the eyes to begin with. 😁

2points

Greengrass 5 months ago

If this were any other d**g than alcohol......

3points

Anička 5 months ago

Then what?

0points