I enjoy an adult beverage or two, but never in my life have I gotten black out drunk. I would be so worried not being in control of myself and my actions. I simply do not understand the appeal of it, not to mention the dangers.

I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.

I adopt stray cats when lifting liquid weights. First one i found outside a pub, the locals assured me he was homeless, he was so haggard but spent most of the night in my arms so i took newly named Mr Biggles home, only to have him checked at the vet the next day and had to have him put to sleep. At a different pub slightly out of town there was this big ginger named "Chuck Norris" because of his big uh.. Well anyways. He liked to dunk them in people's drinks and food, spoke to the pub owner and apparently he's been dumped their twice. Got me a big orange derp with my draught that day !

Getting blackout drunk is a scary thing, stay safe people 💕

Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.

The last thing I could recall before I woke up was crying to a cop to drive me home (which she did) and telling her I lost all my stuff (wallet, keys, phone, etc.). When I woke up I was not at home, thankfully I was on the couch at my best friend’s apartment. My shirt was on upside down (not inside out, I had put my body through the head hole). She told me she had to come down to get me because I couldn’t handle the timing of her buzzing me in, no memory of this. We called and text my phone and they gave us their address to come get it. It was in a guy’s apartment in a building I swear I’ve never been in. Too awkward to even ask when I left it there or why. Continued the hunt for my belongings throughout the entire next day, recovered most of it. This is one of many blackout drunk stories I have. I drank hella hard from age 15 to 23ish. I rarely drink now (maybe once a year) but a single glass of wine gets me quite buzzed.

I am an alcoholic and I have never been this drunk. What is wrong with people? I guess I pet a bee one time?

If this were any other d**g than alcohol......

Not much of a drinker anymore, I'm down to three glasses of wine on our weekly karaoke night, but in my prime, whoa nelly. I recall trying to pay for a cab (kids ask your parents) with cigarettes. Not the full pack, mind you, just the individual smokes, about five. Figured they cost me money, so they're the same as cash, right? Driver gently disagreed and my soon-to-be hubby paid up for me. Also recall wandering through the local graveyard with my fellow drunken friend (RIP Kim). We just weaved our way up the hill, checking dates on the gravestones and saying, "Oh, he was so young!". We were too drunk to do math and had no clue what year it was, so everyone was just too darn young! Silly times.

Best decision to get get sober 10 years ago

In my younger days I woke up on the couch at a house I'd never been to with a pretty girl asleep on me. I'd ended up at a cookout being hosted by a rather well known member of a Mexican gang in LA. I was a very very white young woman. Apparently I made everyone cupcakes, administered 1st aid to someone, told everyone to drink lots of water, made sure someone set out a asprin, and asked if they had any KISS cds. The girl asleep on me had gone through a bad breakup and said I held her while she cried and told her I was her grandma now. We're still friends.

Don't drink alcohol, kids.

Remember watching my drunk friend p**s all over his tv and brand new ps2

Mines pretty mild but I remember being really embarrassed at the time...I was a plus one at a bonfire party. We were allowed to go in the house to use the bathroom and I proceeded to walk thru and break their screen door. I offered to pay for it they were gracious and said it wasn't a problem. I never went back even though I was invited again lol

These were hilarious, not only the posts, but also some comments below theposts. I had to stop reading a few times because tears were streaming down my face, had to go away for a bit and calm myself down.

I noticed a certain drink makes me veeery vulnerable and strange. I don't drink it anymore. If I ever did, I would stay at home alone and hide my keys and phone just in case lol other drinks are fine. I don't get it

I’ve never drank before (underage), but there was one time when I was in the hospital (severe allergy) I was super tired, to the point where I was delirious, and according to my mother I said very random things to the nurse, like for one I trailed off about how I liked the nurse’s ponytail (she wasn’t wearing one) and when she told me about it I had no memory of saying any of it

These people need to stop drinking for craps sake