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Drinking can be fun during the first few hours when the happy buzz kicks in. But things can get murky once you get past a certain threshold of inebriation.
This is usually when many people pass out or go on autopilot and do something they’ll regret the next day. The stories you’re about to read are more of the latter, where supposed merry intoxication turned unpleasant and embarrassing.
These short accounts are responses to a post by TikTok user dietcokegirl222. She asked for the worst thing people do while they are drunk. According to her, she did this to feel better about herself.
Read through this list and see if you’ve been in any of these sticky situations.
Image credits: dietcokegirl222
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#1
Tripped over a guys foot and his prosthetic leg came off, I then grabbed it and tried to put it back on for him like I knew what I was doing
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
I laughed way too hard at this. I tripped over a blind cane, and my apology was "so sorry, didn't see it"... yeahhhhhh this happened over 20 years ago and I'm still cringing.
Maartje 1 year ago
Nah, that is a perfectly normal answer. I am sure they understood.
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Natalie Kelsey 1 year ago
Someone tripped over my dad's prosthetic leg at a concert on the lawn event. But my dad wasn't wearing it, he just had his stump propped up on it, so when the guy went by and tripped he kicked the leg pretty far away. My dad, being silly and kinda mean, went,"Gaaaah my leeeeeggg" and the poor guy just freaked out, totally thought he kicked a real leg off a guy, was in tears. My dad felt bad and showed him it was just a prosthetic and the guy faked a heart attack to get back at him. The whole ordeal was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Lee Henderson 1 year ago
I have HAD my prosthetic leg fall off in aTarget. I had lost a lot of weight.
Solidhog 1 year ago
Could of blamed him for tripping you up. He wouldn't of had a leg to stand on!
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#2
We were tossing glow sticks down the street and I launched one about 30 feet away and looked down in my hand only to realize the glow stick was there and I actually threw my brand new iPhone
Mila Sliacka 1 year ago
Question: what exactly is tossing glow sticks? Like just throwing them around and leaving them on the street or is there more to it?
Robert T 1 year ago
The only other definition for the word tossing that I know of, doesn't bear thinking about!
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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago
I was talking on my phone in the bathroom and had some tissue in my other hand. I threw my phone into the toilet and was left talking into the tissue. Sadly it's not the first time I've done something like that
#3
got drunk at my friend’s house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them
bas vdlaar 1 year ago
That would take who's your daddy to a whole new level!
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Back when I was married. We were at my ex in laws place, which I had never been to. My ex is an alcoholic and would always try to get me to drink more with him. I'm completely shitfaced and got up to use the bathroom and after peeing, ended up crawling into bed with my in laws .🤣 I'm not really sure why they let me or didn't try to redirect me to where I was originally passed out in bed with my husband. I was so embarrassed the next morning and of course it was all everyone talked about while we were visiting. 🤦♀️
Kari Panda 1 year ago (edited)
My mother managed to do something similar without even being drunk: She was staying with my husband and me, and in the middle of the night, she suddenly bursts into our bedroom. Half asleep, I sit up and ask her what’s going on, but she just apologises and leaves again. I figured she was looking for the bathroom and went back to sleep. Well, the next morning, I learn that she indeed was looking for the bathroom, but still hadn‘t understood that she had been in our bedroom. When she had heard my voice after opening our bedroom door, she thought I was currently using the bathroom. She apparently waited 20 minutes for me to get out and then got frustrated and went back to bed.
Shannimal 1 year ago
Was too drunk to remember where my friend's bathroom was (it was across the very small hallway from his bedroom) and walked into his parent's bedroom while they were sleeping, stood there like a creeper, then walked out. His Mom wasn't sleeping.... yup. This is one of the things that still makes me scream in the shower 20 years later.
Mel Colley 1 year ago
Just out of curiosity, were they naked? Cause that would be therapy material.
Lotekguy 1 year ago (edited)
Therapy for her from the experience, or for you because you asked?
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#4
Called my mom cuz I was too drunk to drive and we got in fight and I ran like 3 miles while she slow chased me in the car & ppl thought she was tryna kidnap me
Kaedyn Walsh 1 year ago
Exactly. Momma still watching out for her kid making sure they're safe while in a very compromising situation (being drunk in this instance). It's what any great parent would do, fight or not.
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Many see alcohol as a truth serum that helps them bring out their “real” selves. This isn’t the case, according to licensed therapist Jennifer Worley.
“The behaviors and emotions exhibited while intoxicated are just a part of a person’s broad spectrum of feelings and reactions,” she told Healthline. “They don’t necessarily represent their core character or values.”
#5
I threw up on a goat, and then cried for hours. I went back first thing the next morning and gave her a bath I felt so bad
DemonicPanda 1 year ago (edited)
as a goat owner, I can confidently say that most goats don't give a c**p how dirty they are, which is why I have to brush all the mud dirt and god knows what else off of them every morning
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Poor goat was probably more upset about a bath than getting barfed on. Unless it was a buck and then you probably made his pee face day by making him smellier and ruined his day washing of his man stank
sturmwesen 1 year ago
I threw up on my dog:-( she was sleeping on my belly so I couldn't get up in time. It was a roast and she was irritated first and then... she ate it🤦♀️
Odette Boisvert 1 year ago
my ex-husband threw up on our dog (a Newfoundland with long hair) and as I was preggo and very fat I didn't had the energy to wash them so I put them on the balcony and lock the door.
#6
I broke into a museum and passed out and woke up to a tour guide telling me she’s calling the police while the whole tour group took pictures
lisa m 1 year ago
My husband 28 years ago got drunk at a hotel with his buddies, he got but naked and accidentally went out the hotel door thinking it was the bathroom, having no key and friends wouldn't get up he passed out in the lobby hiding in the plants, taken to jail in morning for indecency
#7
I went into the restaurant/bar that I used to work at and started seating customers for dinner
kath morgan 1 year ago
I can’t imagine being blasted enough to do this, while also being functional enough to do this.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I think I need glasses. I swear that said "eating customers for dinner."
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago (edited)
Manager: "We're very busy, do you mind waiting a bit?" Me: "Not at all!" Manager: "Cool! Take these drinks to tables 3 and 6!"
bas vdlaar 1 year ago
Somewhere in the '70's. My dad and his friends once walked into a huge carnival reception, stood at the door and started giving everyone handshakes and kisses to welcome them.
In terms of peeling back the layers of one’s personality, drunkenness is more of a revelation and characterization of what’s happening internally.
“While it is difficult to conclusively say that someone is more real when under the influence, it is safe to say that what you see is a more accurate portrayal of what is going on inside of that person,” family and marriage therapist Dr. Joel Touchet said.
#8
Tried to hide from a cop under a couch that was not high enough to crawl under (so the couch was just on top of my body and hanging off the floor)
iBlank 1 year ago (edited)
reminds of the scene from Scary Movie when the guy's feet are sticking out behind the couch, haha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAerssgC4pc
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Suck it Trebek 1 year ago
When cops are chasing you drop. Had cops chasing me through a field. I hit a pothole and went down. I thought I was f****d but instead it was a blessing in disguise. All of a sudden they lost sight of me and I could hear them walking around trying to find me before giving up. I wasn't worth the time. It would just have been a ticket for underage drinking.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
did the cop not go "welllllll, I guess I'll just take a seat right here"??
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I love to watch crazy police body cam videos, and this is tame considering some of the things I've seen. Criminals really are insanely stupid. (Like that guy who was arrested for driving without a license and then showed up to his online court date while he was actually driving a car)
Tanya Mattson 1 year ago
My ex did that on his first posting after joining the Canadian Armed Forces, He crashed an MY/RCMP function at CFB Esquimalt. They caught him hiding underneath his barracks room bed. I hope he reads this,
#9
I crashed a very important wedding. Didn’t realize I was standing at the altar and asked the priest who died
BieneMaya 1 year ago
Important Wedding seems redundant. Since Most people get married only once or twice, every wedding is important
He's a nut 1 year ago
Their kids will always wonder why there's a weird guy in all the pictures
PhaseWitFact 1 year ago
People are so uppity about weddings and everything being perfect. This would've been hilarious. 🤣
iBlank 1 year ago
I've been to several weddings where the ceremony is strikingly similar to a funeral. Personally I don't understand why people don't get married in private and then celebrate with all the friends and family later (dragging everyone to the ceremony just makes for a really long day for everyone IMHO)
Kari Panda 1 year ago
Are ceremonies that long? I only ever attended one wedding, but the whole ceremony took maybe an hour max. from everyone finding a seat to everyone having left for the restaurant.
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Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
"asked the priest who died." What does this mean? Asked them what? Died like they were embarrassed? Asked for a dead priest? Is this person still drunk?
Parmeisan 1 year ago (edited)
They asked the priest: "Who died?" In other words, they thought they had crashed a funeral instead.
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Tried to go upside down on stripper pole and fell on my head and blacked out in front of 100 people (two nights ago)
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
So much this - an aneurysm can go a while unnoticed and then BAM! you're dead.
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#11
Traded my car/apartment keys and wallet for a box of orange flavored cupcakes
Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
No way! Chocolate would be well worth it, but ORANGE??
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AnkleByter 1 year ago
It should come as no surprise that drunk people can, and will often, do some pretty stupid stuff, lol. My brother traded his car for a friggen value meal, not even two years later he traded it for a cow...that the other person didn't even own, on some random farm. Tg his friends aren't total a-holes. But it has been a running joke ever since that we take his keys and wallet away anytime he goes to a party, even if he says he's not going to drink.
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#12
Got kicked out of a concert- carried out by security by all 4 limbs even. Tried to sneak back in but they grabbed me. My best friend found me balling my eyes out in the clutches of a homeless woman
Natalie Kelsey 1 year ago
Bawling? Or balling? Crying or scooping them out with a melon baller?
Kaedyn Walsh 1 year ago
Some people don't spell correctly but we still completely know what they're talking about/meaning. It's truly nbd.
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime this happened to me.... Maybe just give the dollar to the homeless person.
#13
Not me but my friend snuggled up with a homeless man in the alley outside of the bar. Got inside his cardboard box and everything.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
that or very glad for the snuggles. depends on who the friend is I guess. Maybe it was cold.
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bas vdlaar 1 year ago
Friends of a roommate of mine came out if a bar stupid drunk and gave a homeless guy like 50 euro's if he would chase a friend shouting indecent proposals. Demeaning? Probably. Incredibly funny, also.
Alcohol abuse is known to affect one’s physical health in a myriad of ways. But as Worley revealed, it can also cause lasting behavioral and cognitive changes.
“Over time, these changes can contribute to personality shifts, especially if the brain damage is significant,” she explained. “Moreover, long-term alcohol misuse can exacerbate or lead to mental health disorders, which can further influence personality.”
#15
walked into my neighbors LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.
Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
Who leaves their door unlocked so that random people can just walk in?
Bananaramamama 1 year ago (edited)
We live in an apartment complex and on several occasions the neighbor's daughter will just walk in and not even acknowledge me but just say "where are they" (meaning my kids) and proceed to head to their bedrooms. She is on the spectrum so we just take it in stride but it cracks me up every time. And no, she doesn't have negligent parents (our front doors are literally 5 feet apart, and they are usually in hot pursuit seconds later). While not the same thing as a drinking story it does make me laugh that young kids and drunk adults share similarities
#16
Got black out drunk, woke up in some random guys dorm room after having thrown up on his Christmas tree, he'd been sitting watching me sleep, and proceeded to show me his coin collection
Farnzy 1 year ago
Hey now that you're up, check THIS out...dope coin collection
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2x4b523p 1 year ago
I was away for the weekend and some random dude walked into my dorm room wearing pyjamas and went to sleep in my bed. My roommate tried to send him away but he was fast asleep, so she let him stay there. In the morning dude apologised profusely. He was 100% sober and had a bit of a sleepwalking problem.
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
When I was in college some girl's drunk boyfriend peed in the hallway because he thought he was in the bathroom, and then went back to the wrong dorm room and got in bed with another girl. I was woken up by her screaming. ;) Which is why I always locked my door on weekend nights! Another time some idiot thought climbing the fire escape and pounding on my window at 3am was the best way to get his girlfriend to let him in the building. Her room was nowhere near the fire escape! My roommate nearly ripped his head off - everyone knew never to wake her unless the dorm was burning down. :) When we asked why he didn't just call the girlfriend he had no answer.
Arianna DeMaria 8 months ago
Honestly the dorm guy was probably like ah shoot uhhh what do drunk girls like? Collections of stuff????
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Sounds like the opening scene of Happy Death Day, except it's Christmas instead of their birthday. XD
#17
My friend woke up with a tortoise in her bag and a whole pizza cramed in her purse.
laura lee 1 year ago (edited)
Was probably bloating himself on the pizza lol
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#18
I was a police reported missing person for 8 hours when in reality I was asleep outside of my favorite pizza shop…needless to say my friends are terrible at hide and seek
#19
don't remember this but posted a voice note to my story saying I'm lost and scared asking for help everyone thought I was kidnapped police where called search stated..I was in my shed
Upstaged75 1 year ago
But kind of funny. I'm sure the police have dealt with weirder things.
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Nina 1 year ago
Djeez people, if you can't hold your liquor without doing dumb shít like this, don't drink that much.
Sydney B. 1 year ago (edited)
Can't tell if you're a lightweight until you've done something whack like this.
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#20
puked on the stairs at a bar and then proceeded to fall down the same stairs
Tony Verrilli 1 year ago
falling in your own puke is so 1977..... this shouldnt even get honorable mention.
#21
thought i was a vampire and tried to bite everyone and ended up in hospital with doctors thinking it was psychosis
Iampenny 1 year ago
My BFF bites people when she gets drunk (one of the reasons that she hardly ever drinks) She was out with friends to a hen night 2 nights before the wedding and bit the bride-to-be on her arm, leaving a huge mark, poor bride was wearing a sleeveless dress. Make up covered most of it, but it was still visible.
Eve Mraz 1 year ago
So she hurts random people when she gets drunk...yeah, totally normal /s
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SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
Are we certain it was just alcohol they were on? Plenty of party d***s can cause delusions like that.
Me 1 year ago
A friend of me once got pretty high and drunk (can't recommend both at once) and I had to drag her home through town. The whole way she was either grabbing my hand very hard or biting it very hurtful. Still love her though.
Pani Trakovická 1 year ago
Once I tried to bite off a friend’s finger. We were both drunk and he was kind of annoying. And he already missed 2 of his fingers because of an injury at work. Maybe I thought that he won’t miss another one. We have a good laugh about it now, 15 years later.
Tony Verrilli 1 year ago
THINKING it was psychosis? how are you NOT thinking it was psychosis? !! ! ......... !!!!!!
Tams21 1 year ago
No. Even if you were a trained professional, you couldn't make a diagnosis like that based on a single sentence about one incident.
Load More Replies... Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
Hi! I get psychotic episodes. I promise you we don't all go around biting people.
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#22
walking downtown n i saw a house that i swore was an antique shop bc there were a ton of trinkets in the window so i walked in and started looking at everything but it was just some old ladys house
He's a nut 1 year ago
If you had stayed any longer, you would've gone on an adventure, far far away......
#23
I did a water aerobics routine in the pool fully clothed while being shouted at by the parents to leave the house
KinoEel 1 year ago
Well you should practice and next time maybe you’ll get a better score from those judges
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Or bring a couple of friends to try a synchronized routine. They'll at least appreciate the effort.
Load More Replies... Suck it Trebek 1 year ago
I got drunk at the company Christmas party and did my full aerobics routine on the dancefloor. I basically took over the dancefloor and everyone watched with varying degrees of disgust and embarrassment for me.
Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
Well, on a positive note, at least they didn't remove all of their clothes before getting in the pool....
Tony Verrilli 1 year ago
....... somehow....... i feel some relevant facts here were left out... WHOS parents?
Some people become aggressive after a few glasses of their favorite whiskey. Worley explains that such reactions are likely due to alcohol’s effect on the prefrontal cortex, the brain region responsible for regulating thoughts, emotions, and behavior.
She also points out that alcohol can amplify existing feelings of anger, stress, and anxiety, which can make some drinkers act belligerently.
#24
Stumbled into a pizza shop, started working behind the counter, took their trash out to the dumpsters, got offended they wouldn’t give me free pizza
sbj 1 year ago
I think your version of this story is probably very different to the one people who worked there tell
iBlank 1 year ago
IRL they were probably bringing stuff in from the dumpster and throwing out pizzas
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Snowy Ashton 1 year ago
I have more questions about whatever the heck those pizzas are in that stock photo. What is that dust-bunny-looking mess on that?!
#25
tried to explain synesthesia to the guy i liked and he said i reminded him of his schizophrenic uncle who stalked him
LizzieBoredom 1 year ago
Not a complete loss. She started dating the uncle.
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#26
i wanted to show everyone how fast i could gallop, i galloped into the street and got hit by a car
#27
at my sisters engagement party i got drunk and wanted to show my mom my chaturanga (yoga push up) and i slammed my chin into the floor and flashed everyone
#28
Punched a parking garage wall bc I convinced myself I was the hulk. Broke my hand
#29
woke up drunk to my lash lady saying “okay you’re lashes are done” and my car wasn’t even there which means I walked and still have no memory of going
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
I get this!! Drunk Nikki is usually was more responsible than sober Nikki.... Sober Nikki drinks irresponsibly..... Drunk Nikki makes sure to eat healthy put my wallet away etc
Nikki Martinez 1 year ago
I have never, ever seen another who spells both their names like me!! Nichole and Nikki. I could cry!!
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Bec 1 year ago
My roommate had been out partying with friends on a Friday, about Sunday evening he wanted to go out somewhere and I asked how he was going to get there. He asked what I meant. His car wasn't at our apartment, he had left it days ago at his party friends house and had no idea he'd lost track of his car.
Moderate consumption is encouraged among those who enjoy the occasional drink. The National Library of Medicine defines it as a maximum of one beverage per day for women and a cap of two drinks for men.
In terms of measurements, one drink is equivalent to one bottle of beer, a glass of wine, or a shot of liquor.
#30
Screamed across the bar at a 50 yr old man calling him an outfit repeater bc I had seen him the weekend before in the same outfit
Suck it Trebek 1 year ago
I don't know why but this hit me right in my humor bread basket. I laughed out loud at the thought of a completely unhinged woman yelling at a guy for being an outfit repeater. I would just like to say if you are going to a bar often enough that you can recognize a double worn outfit, maybe you should take a couple nights off. Just saying.
Bec 1 year ago
Poll: If you were the victim of the outfit repeat accusation, would you A: Be humiliated and never go out again, or B: Continue to rock your favorite outfit? C: Other?
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
B, obviously. Because 'outfit repeater-' is a ridiculous concept and is part of the reason that the planet is burning.
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 1 year ago
For real??? I have clothes that are several decades old! I don't give a damn if they've been seen before 🤦🏻♀️
#31
Woke up in the middle of my local lake with a homeless guy and scuba gear on with no memory of why or how I got there
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Who the heck would rent equipment to someone who is so clearly out of it?!
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Sven Petersson 1 year ago
25+ years ago now I woke up sitting on a rock-part of the local breakwater; waist-deep in Lake Vättern (even in summer it tends to be below 10 degrees Celsius [50 Fahrenheit]). My jacket, phone & wallet was neatly placed higher up; out of the water. Not a fun walk home.
#32
performed umbrella by rihanna on a frat stage after a party and then was asked who I knew and to leave
Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago
Honestly understandable regardless of who is singing it. RihRih herself is the only exception.
#33
jumped out of a moving car because I was being forced to go home
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
Probably should have activated the child locks tho
Load More Replies... Kare Deter 1 year ago
I once jumped out of a moving car because a spider fell in my lap. Sorry to say there was 0 thought process involved. cause and effect ceased to exist in relation to jumping out of a moving vehicle, only though was "SPIDER" and fight or flight took over.
#34
Handed a bouncer a Barnes & noble gift card instead of my ID and then tried to fight him when he didn’t let me in
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Pope Francis was once a night club bouncer, and you still don't mess with him (ok, for other reasons).
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i though a homeless man was frank gallagher and started harassing him for a picture
Major Harris 1 year ago
back in 1989, i was on the u.s.s. nimitz. we made a port call in hong kong while we were heading home from deployment. one night while in town, went pub crawling with two royal navy sailors. BIG MISTAKE! found out they must have been nursed on beer as opposed to mother's milk. woke up the next morning in my own rack with no idea how or when i got there. some how, i made it to the right dock, found the right boat for the right ship!
#36
Jogged 3 miles home through Washington DC at 2am using the Washington monument as my reference because my phone died
Upstaged75 1 year ago
That depends on where they were! You can see the monument from both good and bad neighborhoods. :)
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#37
I went to a party where I was planning on seeing and spending time with the boy I liked at the time and when we was talking at this party he made me laugh so hard I peed EVERYWHERE
#38
Messaged my boss saying how much I love the company and asked if I could be invited to future board meetings
#39
told someone I met ariana grande and that we got a selfie together, when they asked to see the picture i ran away as fast as possible
However, some experts would argue that there is no such thing as moderate drinking. They believe that alcohol in itself is detrimental to one’s health, regardless of the amount.
“It doesn’t matter how much you drink – the risk to the drinker’s health starts from the first drop of any alcoholic beverage,” said Dr. Carina Ferreira-Borges, Regional Advisor for Alcohol and Illicit Drugs of the World Health Organization in Europe.
“The only thing that we can say for sure is that the more you drink, the more harmful it is – or, in other words, the less you drink, the safer it is.”
#40
Ended up in the emergency room and flashed the hospital security guards bc they were taking too long to see me, they had to sedate me lol
Jack Burton 1 year ago
As an E.R nurse i can tell you how not funny it is when it happens a thousand times. Drunk people in emergency are so annoying.
two-sided llama 1 year ago
I feel like you forget that these people are drunk
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Jules 1 year ago (edited)
That's not funny and a waste of their precious time that could have been spent on people who genuinely needed help. Lol is not an appropriate response
Psychopathic Shark 1 year ago
Yeah that's not really "lol" that's wasting the time of the emergency department and being sexually inappropriate to a security guard
Lee Henderson 1 year ago
Last Sunday I got pretty drunk and passed out in the floor. I am a diabetic and neither my mother or my niece could rouse me. I wake up the next morning in the hospital wondering why I was there
#41
My leg got stuck in a disabled man’s wheelchair and I fell and tore my MCL
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Why was their foot that close to the poor guy's chair in the first place?!
#42
drank out of a dogs bowl because I was barfing so bad IN SOMEONES LIVING ROOM and all I wanted was water
#43
ran head first into a glass wall that i thought was an open door (pantsless)
Hassel Davidhoff 1 year ago
I've seen that happen twice in my life. Two people (in 2 different instances separated by a span of 20+ years) walked into glass doors that were just SUPER clean. They weren't hurt, thankfully. Unfortunately, they WERE wearing pants. People need to, like, smudge glass doors. They are a hazard.
#44
yelled and banged on the wall of my apartment because i thought my neighbors were vacuuming at 2am but it was indeed just the a/c unit blowing air through my vent
Upstaged75 1 year ago
They were drunk - I'm sure it really wasn't that loud.
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I thought I was Meredith grey and kept telling everyone about med school (never been) and people started to think I had schizophrenia
#46
stood outside my exs window at 2am playing songs off my phone
#47
Told my coworker that when he takes off his jacket at work I blush at how big his arms are
#48
got to slizzered at my friends wedding (which I was a bridesmaid in) and tried to start a mosh pit during the reception dance portion….at a wedding
Matthew Jameson 1 year ago
That type of behavior is out of line. Next time take me with you and I'll get a wall of death going. I'm silly like that.
#49
Told a guy I didn't even like that I loved him
Tim Douglass 1 year ago
When I was a bartender this was just normal behavior for customers - particularly those looking for a free drink.
#50
peed in my best friend mom vase and left it for weeks
Amy Smith 1 year ago
Someone I knew in secondary school had a houseparty while her parents were away, her mum collected china dolls and had two really valuable ones in glass cases on either side of the outside of the bathroom door. Went to sleep to be woken up by a load of screaming at about 10 when she found that someone had opened one of the cases, puked all over the doll and closed it. Her mum wasn't best pleased
Suck it Trebek 1 year ago
Disgusting and vile. You should not have done that to begin with. But since you already up and did you should of cleaned it up as soon as you were able. Rotting p**s is revolting.
#51
ubered myself to my ex’s house without permission and he came home from work and i was just in his bed
#52
I created a work meeting and added a director from work to the meeting. Titled it BJ at lunch
#53
Threw mason jars filled with reasons why I loved my ex in his parents drive way
#54
Called my therapist 22 times and left her 8 voicemails because she has the same name as the friend that I had went out with and I did not know it was her
#55
I leaned out of a car to throw up and fell face-first onto the curb and broke off my front tooth
Mike F 1 year ago
I was the DD for a group of friends at a Halloween party. The party was at a hall next to the cop shop. One of the guys, dressed as a nun, hung out the car window and yakked all over the side of the car, then, jumped out of the car and ran over to the library on the other side of the lot and barfed into the ac unit of the library. All of this in front of a cop coming on shift. I'm sure the cop didn't interfere because then he would have to deal with a very drunk, barfing nun.
#56
Started on a girl in front of everyone for stealing my jacket and wearing it (we had the same one I didn’t bring mine out)
There has been research about the potential benefits of drinking, such as a lowered risk of heart failure. But for experts like Columbia University professor Katherine Keyes, it’s more about establishing a healthy relationship with alcohol.
“It’s not that ‘OK, you think you’re drinking too much, now you can’t drink at all’ — that health advice turns a lot of people off,” she told NBC News. “Thinking about drinking as a continuum, not a binary, is an approach that we think will be really useful for improving population health.”
#57
Took a mates car, police caught me drunk, with no license, one broken foot in a cast and googling “how to drive” whilst doing 5mph down my road
#58
i ripped my friends sink straight off the wall
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I once accidentally pulled my friend's blinds off the wall when I was drunk. I was trying to be helpful but I didn't realize I hulked out when drinking. :)
#59
cartwheeled through Lidl, almost got us kicked out. then another time lay down on the ground in the rain at 2am and had to be carried home by some very nice drunk girls
Suck it Trebek 1 year ago
What makes you think this kind of activity is alright. Like what is wrong with all you entitled, classless pieces of trash?
#60
Sent the entirety of the bee movie script to one of my ex situationships because I missed him
Brittania Kelli 1 year ago
When you are seeing someone but you haven't had the talk about actually being in a committed relationship, so you've been dating for a bit but haven't yet hit the boyfriend/girlfriend stage.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 1 year ago
Again with contacting the ex when drunk! That would never even occur to me. Maybe it means I'm just heartless?
#61
threw cold pizza at server and got arrested
#62
I was mud wrestling at a frat house and broke my ankle and had to be carried out and was black out at the hospital w mud all over me
#63
put a bunch of tampons in because for some reason i just kept forgetting i put one in
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I've accidentally done two and it was a whole situation. More than that, yeah... she's got a great hidey hole. :)
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#64
Balled my eyes out in front of the guy I was out with about another guy
Matthew Jameson 1 year ago
I had to read this twice. All I read was balled in front of....at first.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I think there needs to be one of those "now you know" commercials for people who make this embarrassing mistake. I see it a LOT!
#66
called my ex not once but 37 times. spoiler alert he didn’t answer a single time
#67
was screaming at everyone who has my phone and then when I got in the taxi it was in my sock
Karen Krause 1 year ago (edited)
They were screaming at everyone, "Who has my phone?" When they got in the taxi, they found it in their sock. Just for clarification. When I first read it, I thought they were screaming at everyone who had their phone number.
#68
demanded a pizza shop should give me free pizza bc i worked at the ice cream store across the street
#69
locked myself in a bathroom drunk instagram DMd an old situationship telling him it was going to be us in the end and he responded saying “no it won’t be” and blocked me
#70
asked my situationship “what are we” then quoted gotta go my own way from high school musical
Paul Brown 1 year ago
I've been reading Bored Panda for quite awhile now, this topic is the first time I've ever heard the word "situationship" used. 3 times so far, is this the new way to say you're in a relationship? I don't get it.
#71
Got on my knees to hug a lil person and talked to them like they were one of my kindergarten students
#72
called every man i’ve ever even spoken to and then missed my flight home the next morning
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I assume they meant all the numbers saved in their phone. I definitely have some ancient ones in there that I should probably delete.
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I called the guy I was talking to my exs name the whole time and didn’t realize till the next morning
#74
I yelled at my ex and his new girlfriend. I think about it everyday.
#75
fell down the stairs and had to get emergency brain surgery
#77
i chased my ex SITUATIONSHIP down the road w a knife 😞 (this is what i heard i literally do not remember a THING)
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
Can someone plz explain to this old lady what a situationship is....
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I'm not even that old and had never heard of it until this topic!
Load More Replies... #78
drunk called my ex begging him to come over then when he came i cussed him out and made him take me to mcdonald’s
#79
promised my friends i was texting my sister and not my ex then snuck to the bathroom to call him. a girl answered, i ruined the whole party throwing up and crying all night
#80
Got thrown out of a bar and then drunk peed in a guys bed :’)
#81
Went to jail.
Paul Brown 1 year ago
Been there done that. I didn't get locked up every time I got drunk, but every time I got locked up I was drunk. I quit drinking in 2011.
#82
Disappeared, had a missing persons report filed on me, police and ambulance came, banged on my friends neighbors door at 3 am, and they thought I had hypothermia
#83
Invited over a bunch of people that I met that night at a bar to my apartment and I blacked out and my PANDA dunks were stolen💔💔💔my brother got me them i still feel so bad
Bec 1 year ago
College friend had a party and many many random friends of friends joined. He said the next day everything he owned was broken. Every lamp, table, piece of furniture.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Friends and I had a big party right before we graduated from college and someone stole all the shot glasses I had collected over the years. Still sad about that. :(
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#84
i convinced myself my uber driver was kidnapping my friends and me so i made them walk a mile home
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Nichole Harris 1 year ago
My limit moves..... Some days I can drink a pint for breakfast... And barely feel it.... Other days a half pint will mess me up!!! No idea why
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howdylee 1 year ago
I enjoy an adult beverage or two, but never in my life have I gotten black out drunk. I would be so worried not being in control of myself and my actions. I simply do not understand the appeal of it, not to mention the dangers.
KT 1 year ago
The 1st time i woke up safely in my bed with no memory of how i got home from the bar was the last time I drank.
Load More Replies... Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
I once woke up slumped against the wall of the post office in a grim reaper costume.
MaryHadaLittleLamb 1 year ago
Makes sense. Fitting place for the Reaper. Source: former postal worker here.
Load More Replies... The Starsong Princess 1 year ago (edited)
I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.
Matthew Jameson 1 year ago
A cop cut me a break by taking me to the drunk tank (no future court date) instead of jail. I then proceeded to "escape" the drunk tank, was arrested again and booked into jail. Which was located next door to the drunk tank.
DetriMentaL 1 year ago
I adopt stray cats when lifting liquid weights. First one i found outside a pub, the locals assured me he was homeless, he was so haggard but spent most of the night in my arms so i took newly named Mr Biggles home, only to have him checked at the vet the next day and had to have him put to sleep. At a different pub slightly out of town there was this big ginger named "Chuck Norris" because of his big uh.. Well anyways. He liked to dunk them in people's drinks and food, spoke to the pub owner and apparently he's been dumped their twice. Got me a big orange derp with my draught that day !
Bec 1 year ago
I stopped drinking at 24. I tried to fit in at college and did drink some but I was out one night and it hit me that I was not having fun. I don't like the taste of alcohol, I don't like feeling like c**p the next day, and I definitely don't like feeling out of control.
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Sven Petersson 1 year ago
Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
My limit moves..... Some days I can drink a pint for breakfast... And barely feel it.... Other days a half pint will mess me up!!! No idea why
Load More Replies... howdylee 1 year ago
I enjoy an adult beverage or two, but never in my life have I gotten black out drunk. I would be so worried not being in control of myself and my actions. I simply do not understand the appeal of it, not to mention the dangers.
KT 1 year ago
The 1st time i woke up safely in my bed with no memory of how i got home from the bar was the last time I drank.
Load More Replies... Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
I once woke up slumped against the wall of the post office in a grim reaper costume.
MaryHadaLittleLamb 1 year ago
Makes sense. Fitting place for the Reaper. Source: former postal worker here.
Load More Replies... The Starsong Princess 1 year ago (edited)
I sat outside my dorm and cried because I couldn’t get in. I was pulling the door instead of pushing.
Matthew Jameson 1 year ago
A cop cut me a break by taking me to the drunk tank (no future court date) instead of jail. I then proceeded to "escape" the drunk tank, was arrested again and booked into jail. Which was located next door to the drunk tank.
DetriMentaL 1 year ago
I adopt stray cats when lifting liquid weights. First one i found outside a pub, the locals assured me he was homeless, he was so haggard but spent most of the night in my arms so i took newly named Mr Biggles home, only to have him checked at the vet the next day and had to have him put to sleep. At a different pub slightly out of town there was this big ginger named "Chuck Norris" because of his big uh.. Well anyways. He liked to dunk them in people's drinks and food, spoke to the pub owner and apparently he's been dumped their twice. Got me a big orange derp with my draught that day !
Bec 1 year ago
I stopped drinking at 24. I tried to fit in at college and did drink some but I was out one night and it hit me that I was not having fun. I don't like the taste of alcohol, I don't like feeling like c**p the next day, and I definitely don't like feeling out of control.
Load More Replies... Sven Petersson 1 year ago
Spent an entire night in a gay men cuddle-pile. Is not gay. Just doesn't have any homophobia whatsoever. Nevertheless, waking up cuddled by strangers was odd.
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