Well she's right

Conservative core values *and* be open minded? He wants Schrödinger's girlfriend.

The product of too many romance novels....

"Nice" guy!

In terms of general population I can sort of agree we need fewer "tries to be a Kardashian" and the "offended and have rights" brigade, but the rest is just...ugh. Especially the BMI thing 🤦🏻‍♀️

This is one toxic person. If only he had gotten medication for his mental health.

[sarcasm on] Yeah because being raped is always a choice... [sarcasm off]. Though being raped can cause all kinds of mental issues since it is most likely a highly traumatic experience, holding it against someone and discarding them because of it, is a really shitty move, that will only make the problems biggers.

voted most likely to eat tidepods

are there even women left?

I was raped by my grandfather as a child and I can tell you I've met people like this who do not want to have anything to do with me because I've been raped. I've been called damaged and that they are no longer interested. I've got half way through explaining my past to guys (definitely not on first date, I waited until I was comfortable to share) who would put their hand up and say no they don't want to listen and I would quietly watch as any interested in me faded from that point onwards It's lonely as I find it hard to think anyone would ever want me or care to even listen but I would certainly rather be alone than with a guy like this Actually might make a tinder with a bio of "I'm a survivor of CSA and have complex-PTSD please don't contact me if this is an issue for you" It'll certainly weed out the bad ones!

HAVE EVER BEEN RAPED WHAT

He must use his experience in logistics to transport his oversized ego.

So am I supposed to go off my antidepressants for him?

The woman who is like "Ohhh I'm so perfect for him,,, except DAMMIT, I was r@ped"

I mean, if he's looking for a girl who has never had an non consented encounter with someone in her life I have a feeling he'll die alone.

Flat chested with no a*s... But not curvy???

But if I'm not on medication for my mental health, it's only a matter of time until I kill myself, so...

Well, that narrows it down quite a bit. Good luck being lonely.

Ironically, he is clearly using online dating for an ego boost.

Da only one on dis list dat makes since is da alcoholic or drug addict...everything else is messed up

I love small breasted curvy girls with attitude. Send them my way! :)

Is it ironic that he puts "Use online dating for ego boosts" as a negative when that's clearly what he's attempting to do?

Well now. Okay. So there are YOUR requirements. What exactly are you OFFERING to the woman who passes all your tests? >crickets<

Well known fact....... Sexy nurse sexy traffic officer or sexy policewoman....or sexy this that the other doesn't turn me on!!

What woman on earth could possibly respond positively to lists like so many of these guys have here?

Darn, my chest has no as*.

Seems like he's still looking, indefinitely. Sucks to suck.

When I was on dating sites, I was always relieved when they put all their a-hole requests right up front like that...saved me time trying to figure them out.

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Sorry, but not wanted fat partner is legitimate demand, for example. As well as with kids.

of cause she has to likes a**l...cause you're an perfect a*shole

What scares me the most is the Gemini sun 😏

Ooh, fell at the final hurdle

You mean act disgusted of her husband? I'll pass.

This is a lot tamer than the other posts because it seems to be made for fun? Not sure

Awwww the racist, incel virgin. My goodness what a catch. In a couple years he’ll be proud of this conservative values too

She would do better on a sugar daddy website.

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Gee, I wonder why she's tired of filling out online dating profiles? Could it be because she's a vapid shallow individual who doesn't actually have enough personality to fill a profile?

Wasn't all that INTJ, ENTP etc debunked?

Sounds like big mental issues here

So...looking for women or binary?

Yeah I think you should do some self reflection

@Joonscrab. I fully agree with you. I signed in just to update you and to comment this. So, this is my first comment in this site. Before down voting me, please understand I'm a woman who has lived my whole life in india. I know western countries have "incels" but most of the men here are just the same. Most of them don't know how to cook, or clean. Those living in hostels , bring clothes to their home to get washed. In most families men goes to work and come back and relax, while women goes to work after finishing house chores, taking care of kids, and cooking, and come back to do the same. There is no concept of me time for women. No sexual freedom. No dressing freedom. There are men who are not like this. But they are not just less common, but rare. I wish my country will become less narrow minded atleast in another few decades

This can't be true....

I'm sure that many men got erectile dysfunction just reading this...

I can't have the women I would like, so YOU will be OK.

Can recognise a dozen or more red flags -200. Oh well, better luck next time

Got bad news for her - there's no way Trump's gonna be over 5'10" in 2024

Well, I am everything on that list, except for pineapple on pizza... that's where you ruined it, boy!

Full stops (or periods) and commas. Think about using some. Wait.... Is the Kristy Krab in real life as well, or have i just learned way more about SpongeBob than is good for my childhood?

I have a little doubt about his IQ....