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Looking for love is probably one of the toughest missions a hooman can set out on, apart from staying in love happily ever after. All jokes aside, the Pew Research data has shown that nearly half of U.S. adults – and a majority of women – say that dating has become harder in the last 10 years.

As if that wasn't enough, the worldwide pandemic and uncertain times we live in have made people reevaluate their dating priorities, as more singletons now read people’s bios on dating apps instead of just swiping based on looks. We all seek lasting connection, and a good dating bio can surely give you at least a distant prospect of it, right?

Well, except that a nice dating bio is not a common occurrence. On the contrary, people who’re in the dating scene keep coming up with introductions that are weird, questionable, arrogant, you name it. Below is a selection of the most eyebrow-raising ones that will make you wonder what on earth they were thinking!

To find out what a good online dating profile should sound like to give you real chances of finding your other half out there, as well as what mistakes to avoid in a bio, we spoke with Alex Wong. Wong is a professional copywriter and content strategist who “helps people capture more leads, traffic, and sales by 'hijacking' their prospects' minds with irresistible content.”

Among his many different copywriting services, Wong offers dating writing services for both men and women that he says will double people’s matches and dates. Whether you’re on OKCupid, Tinder, Match.com, POF, Bumble or Hinge, Wong will ghostwrite a compelling dating app profile that helps people get that coveted in-person date.

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Part Of The Time-Honored Tradition Of Making A Dating Profile That Demands Everything And Provides Nothing

Part Of The Time-Honored Tradition Of Making A Dating Profile That Demands Everything And Provides Nothing

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Conservative core values *and* be open minded? He wants Schrödinger's girlfriend.

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Alright Let’s Calm It Woman

Alright Let’s Calm It Woman

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Found On A Dating Site. Why Create A Profile When You Hate Women So Much?

Found On A Dating Site. Why Create A Profile When You Hate Women So Much?

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Wong told us that some of the most common mistakes people make when writing their profile are just being bland and generic. “There is nothing that sets them apart from the thousands of other profiles. It's important to find ways to stand out and present yourself in an interesting way,” he explained.

Another common faux pas is failing to spend time thinking about what you want in a partner or relationship. “Your profile should clearly show what type of person and relationship you are looking for. This helps to attract your ideal prospects and filters out those who are poor matches.”

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And Now His Bio Is Blank... Probably Cause He Realised No One Enjoys Seeing This

And Now His Bio Is Blank... Probably Cause He Realised No One Enjoys Seeing This

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In terms of general population I can sort of agree we need fewer "tries to be a Kardashian" and the "offended and have rights" brigade, but the rest is just...ugh. Especially the BMI thing 🤦🏻‍♀️

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First Time I’ve Personally Come Across One Of These Trash Bios

First Time I’ve Personally Come Across One Of These Trash Bios

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one toxic person. If only he had gotten medication for his mental health.

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This Guy Is A Literal Content Gold Mine. I Don't Think Any Woman Would Want To Date You Buddy

This Guy Is A Literal Content Gold Mine. I Don't Think Any Woman Would Want To Date You Buddy

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Adam Chang
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

of cause she has to likes a**l...cause you're an perfect a*shole

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“Another common issue I see with profiles is poor quality photos. Their photos are blurry, poorly lit, with bad angles, etc. It’s important to include a variety of interesting photos to show prospects who you are and what you have to offer,” Wong explained.

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Well That's Interesting

Well That's Interesting

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“Women Hate Good Men Like Me”

“Women Hate Good Men Like Me”

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Can't Imagine How He's Still Single

Can't Imagine How He's Still Single

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Your profile is one of the most important aspects when it comes to determining your success online, Wong argues. “Since prospects can’t see you in person, they can only rely on your profile to determine whether you're worth getting to know you better. And you only have a second to do this.”

“Besides your profile, your texting skills, getting matches engaged, setting updates, and filtering poor matches are also critical,” he added.

#11

A Nice Girl On Tinder

A Nice Girl On Tinder

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Joonscrab
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a lot tamer than the other posts because it seems to be made for fun? Not sure

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Idk How He’s Never Been On A Date Before. He’s A Total Catch

Idk How He’s Never Been On A Date Before. He’s A Total Catch

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AndThenICommented
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww the racist, incel virgin. My goodness what a catch. In a couple years he’ll be proud of this conservative values too

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The Choosing Beggars Of Tinder

The Choosing Beggars Of Tinder

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When it comes to the main features of a good dating profile, Wong said that it should have an engaging, well-written bio/prompts and a good collection of photos. “When writing your profile, spend some time thinking about what you have to offer and what you are looking for in a partner. Think about interesting traits, hobbies, and experiences that you can include in your bio.”

Wong also suggests having at least 4-6 great photos. “Generally, it's best to include a mix of pictures showing different aspects of yourself. Avoid putting photos together that are too similar, and save sunglasses photos for the end. It's also best to use not more than 1 selfie and 1 group photo.”

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Just Went On Tinder And Saw This Bio... Well I Am No Cute Girl But Holy, That's A Very Nice Idea Xd

Just Went On Tinder And Saw This Bio... Well I Am No Cute Girl But Holy, That's A Very Nice Idea Xd

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good news! They just found a better treatment for cryoaudiovascularmalexia (CAVM). A regular (2-3/days) application of a cricket bat on your family jewls. The cricket bat must generate an impact in the range of 3500-4700N. A good thing is that there are no requirements regarding the person who applies the treatment: men, women, cute, not cute... even cows could do the job. Don't need to say thanks.

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I'll Laugh At How You Think Your Opinion Matters

I'll Laugh At How You Think Your Opinion Matters

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gee, I wonder why she's tired of filling out online dating profiles? Could it be because she's a vapid shallow individual who doesn't actually have enough personality to fill a profile?

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I’m On A Dating App With Fake Name And Pictures And I Super Liked You But I Expect You To Talk To Me First!

I’m On A Dating App With Fake Name And Pictures And I Super Liked You But I Expect You To Talk To Me First!

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Wong also shared a couple of general rules for photos:

- Be sure to smile;

- Include your hobbies and activities;

- Minimal group shots;

- Minimal selfies;

- Minimal sunglasses photos;

- Only photos within the last 2-3 years.

#17

Do You Think His Wife Wrote This?

Do You Think His Wife Wrote This?

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#18

When She Puts Her Red Flags Up Immediately

When She Puts Her Red Flags Up Immediately

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I'm Not Even Sure What To Say Abt This Bio

I'm Not Even Sure What To Say Abt This Bio

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Having said that, Wong also reminds everyone to remember that online dating takes time. “Although dating apps have made it easier to meet people, it has also increased the level of competition. Anyone can sign up for an account. I think people expect instant results when this isn’t the case,” he said.

Moreover, according to the professional copywriter, “users should constantly be testing and tweaking aspects of their bio, photos, texts, etc. to see what works. You can’t expect to get results if you don’t put in the work.”

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#20

Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

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Aswathi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Joonscrab. I fully agree with you. I signed in just to update you and to comment this. So, this is my first comment in this site. Before down voting me, please understand I'm a woman who has lived my whole life in india. I know western countries have "incels" but most of the men here are just the same. Most of them don't know how to cook, or clean. Those living in hostels , bring clothes to their home to get washed. In most families men goes to work and come back and relax, while women goes to work after finishing house chores, taking care of kids, and cooking, and come back to do the same. There is no concept of me time for women. No sexual freedom. No dressing freedom. There are men who are not like this. But they are not just less common, but rare. I wish my country will become less narrow minded atleast in another few decades

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#21

I Feel Bad For Whoever Fran Chooses As His Wife

I Feel Bad For Whoever Fran Chooses As His Wife

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#22

Ah The Latest And Greatest From Tinder

Ah The Latest And Greatest From Tinder

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#23

There's Only One Point Circled By The Op On Twitter, But There's A Lot To Unpack Here

There's Only One Point Circled By The Op On Twitter, But There's A Lot To Unpack Here

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#24

The Audacity Of The Unattractive Man Who Wrote This In His Bio

The Audacity Of The Unattractive Man Who Wrote This In His Bio

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can recognise a dozen or more red flags -200. Oh well, better luck next time

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#25

Does Anyone Fit Into This Girl's Insane Bio Requirements?

Does Anyone Fit Into This Girl's Insane Bio Requirements?

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APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got bad news for her - there's no way Trump's gonna be over 5'10" in 2024

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#26

This Is Tinder, Not Build-A-Bae Workshop

This Is Tinder, Not Build-A-Bae Workshop

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Narwhal Blast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I am everything on that list, except for pineapple on pizza... that's where you ruined it, boy!

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I Had Low Expectations For Fb Dating Already, But Damn

I Had Low Expectations For Fb Dating Already, But Damn

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NsG
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Full stops (or periods) and commas. Think about using some. Wait.... Is the Kristy Krab in real life as well, or have i just learned way more about SpongeBob than is good for my childhood?

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#28

This Reads Like A 19th Century Tinder Profile

This Reads Like A 19th Century Tinder Profile

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#29

Dating Site Profile. This Has To Be /S, Right??

Dating Site Profile. This Has To Be /S, Right??

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Oof

Oof

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Jihana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, because obviously it can never be the man's fault, it is ALWAYS the woman who's to blame. 🤦‍♀️

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#32

This Douche

This Douche

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cheezits
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wth, Like why do people like this exist where they think they can talk like this about women and expect a person to go out with them? It's just got me so angry

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#33

He Will Not Settle For Anything Less Than Perfection Ladies! Be Warned!

He Will Not Settle For Anything Less Than Perfection Ladies! Be Warned!

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#34

Found On A Bumble Profile. His Provided Full Body Photo Appeared To Be Him Passed Out Drunk On The Floor

Found On A Bumble Profile. His Provided Full Body Photo Appeared To Be Him Passed Out Drunk On The Floor

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TheEndIsNigh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What has happened to us as a society that so many people believe that a "Stepford pornstar" or "deaf, dumb, & blind sugar daddy" is the ideal match?

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#35

I Was Bored And Decided To Use Tinder, Came Across This Delightful Profile. At Least I'm Mildly Entertained Tonight!

I Was Bored And Decided To Use Tinder, Came Across This Delightful Profile. At Least I'm Mildly Entertained Tonight!

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#36

Saw This On Tinder

Saw This On Tinder

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#37

Mhmmm

Mhmmm

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Pryjmaty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole thread confirms why I refuse to join a dating site.

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#40

Seems Like A Tinder Beggar

Seems Like A Tinder Beggar

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TheEndIsNigh
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tinder profile, or Burger King 🤴 order? "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh.....le'me get one if those 2 piece children."

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#41

Glad I Read The Bio!

Glad I Read The Bio!

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#42

So Obviously I Should Have Swiped Right?

So Obviously I Should Have Swiped Right?

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APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaargh. I realise this is Tinder's fault not the poster's - but I HATE the phrase "undergraduate degree". There's no such f*****g thing! If you have a degree then you are, by definition, a graduate.

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#44

What A Keeper

What A Keeper

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R Z
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The no boney fu*kers has me dead af. 😂💀

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This Dude

This Dude

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Emerald Joanna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I can't even...😂😂 "My parents taught me to be decent so f**k off!!"

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#46

Alright Boys I'm Done With Tinder

Alright Boys I'm Done With Tinder

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#47

Is This A Weird Meme, Or Are These Actually People?

Is This A Weird Meme, Or Are These Actually People?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Da only sane thing bout dis is da fact she luvs her doggo more than him

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#48

Do You Think He Ever Wonders Why No One Matches Him?

Do You Think He Ever Wonders Why No One Matches Him?

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Tilly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, exploitation - exactly what everyone wants in their relationships.

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Found On Tinder

Found On Tinder

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TheEndIsNigh
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds legit and completely non-potentially murder-y in any way👌🏽

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Found On Tinder

Found On Tinder

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#51

You Might Be Surprised! (Spoiler: You Won’t)

You Might Be Surprised! (Spoiler: You Won’t)

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#52

International Niceguy With That Tinder Game

International Niceguy With That Tinder Game

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Pryjmaty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No cold girls" I guess that rules out shopping at the morgue for a date.

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#54

Found On Tinder, She Sounds Like A Great Catch!

Found On Tinder, She Sounds Like A Great Catch!

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#55

Tinder With Its Usual Shenanigans

Tinder With Its Usual Shenanigans

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#56

So We Have A Tinder Page At School...

So We Have A Tinder Page At School...

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Jacob Nunez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow apparently ur parents only like people who are ??80% Chinese?? Racist or somethin to other people?????

#57

Just Go Ahead And Put That All Out There

Just Go Ahead And Put That All Out There

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M O'Connell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This just sounds like someone who doesn't want to waste a bunch of their life waiting for the 'right moment' to bring this stuff up.

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#60

Why Are People Like This

Why Are People Like This

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#61

Found A Real Gem On Tinder

Found A Real Gem On Tinder

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#62

Maybe Take Care Of Your Kid Instead Of Going On Tinder

Maybe Take Care Of Your Kid Instead Of Going On Tinder

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Pepper Sergent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is that title? A troll? You can be a mom and be on a dating app. What is this, the 1800s?

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#63

I Just Created Bio Based On Inspiration From This Sub. What You Guys Think?

I Just Created Bio Based On Inspiration From This Sub. What You Guys Think?

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#65

Is This The Longest Sentence On Tinder? P.s. You Must Own A House To Proceed

Is This The Longest Sentence On Tinder? P.s. You Must Own A House To Proceed

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#67

Oh Tinder, I Have Not Missed You.

Oh Tinder, I Have Not Missed You.

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#68

Didn’t Even Have To Match With Him (Tinder)

Didn’t Even Have To Match With Him (Tinder)

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Jacob Nunez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

….i dont know about this one. Definitely better than some buuuut not better than others

#69

Most Interesting Chemist On Tinder

Most Interesting Chemist On Tinder

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#70

An Independent Woman

An Independent Woman

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#72

This Girl Wants Almost An Entire Baseball Team Of Kids

This Girl Wants Almost An Entire Baseball Team Of Kids

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#73

I’m Not Sure If She Knows What A Hooker Is, But Here We Are

I’m Not Sure If She Knows What A Hooker Is, But Here We Are

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#74

Nothing Attracts Women More Than A Huge Disclaimer On Your Tinder Profile

Nothing Attracts Women More Than A Huge Disclaimer On Your Tinder Profile

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#75

Hates Tinder - Is On Tinder

Hates Tinder - Is On Tinder

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#78

Reward For Worst Tinder Bio Of The Year Goes To!

Reward For Worst Tinder Bio Of The Year Goes To!

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#79

You Have Become The Very Thing You Swore To Destroy

You Have Become The Very Thing You Swore To Destroy

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Candy_Sneke!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh yes. She needs someone able to spell, so they can spell for her!

#80

Found This Gem Today. Kind Of Want To Swipe Right Just To See What’ll Happen.

Found This Gem Today. Kind Of Want To Swipe Right Just To See What’ll Happen.

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#81

Browsing My Tinder Likes And Saw This. I Cant Believe I Found My First One.

Browsing My Tinder Likes And Saw This. I Cant Believe I Found My First One.

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#83

Tinder Is A Gift That Keeps On Giving

Tinder Is A Gift That Keeps On Giving

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#84

Found On Tinder, Says The Truth Right Out Of The Box Lol

Found On Tinder, Says The Truth Right Out Of The Box Lol

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#85

Me Just Before Going Out Cycling!

Me Just Before Going Out Cycling!

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Pangolin Pal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And after all those a**holes, suddenly a nice-looking dude in an impressively weird Eggo T-shirt, with cute crinkly eyelids and a kind, friendly face. Looks like you saved the best for last -- I would TOTALLY date this guy!

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#86

You Probably Just Eliminated Like 90% Of The Population, And Other 10% Don't Find You Attractive

You Probably Just Eliminated Like 90% Of The Population, And Other 10% Don't Find You Attractive

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Thida Yang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

STD goes without saying since duh, obviously you would need to have s*x with an actual live person to catch one..

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#87

Tinder Surgarless Sugar-Daddy Wanted

Tinder Surgarless Sugar-Daddy Wanted

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Jerry The Joker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if that ever works. Asking for a friend. Hahahahaha hahahahaha

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#88

Using Tinder To Try And Barter Skilled Labor And Toys In Exchange For Their Practice Domming

Using Tinder To Try And Barter Skilled Labor And Toys In Exchange For Their Practice Domming

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#89

Not Sure If This Is Technically A “Nice Guy,” But Definitely Has The Energy Of One...... Most Times I Hate Tinder

Not Sure If This Is Technically A “Nice Guy,” But Definitely Has The Energy Of One...... Most Times I Hate Tinder

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Spikey boi
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fixed a spelling mistake in this bio, here's the corrected version: "If you back MAGA or the NRA by completely ignoring any facts, go back to the sheep flock"

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#90

This 37 Year Old Guy’s Tinder

This 37 Year Old Guy’s Tinder

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M O'Connell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're 37 and you have yet to get over high school? Yikes.

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#91

Wondering If This Tinder Bio Has Ever Worked For Him…

Wondering If This Tinder Bio Has Ever Worked For Him…

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like he will never get 20 minutes of pussy without 300 hours of therapy.

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#92

Jonathan, The Choosiest Of Tinder Beggers

Jonathan, The Choosiest Of Tinder Beggers

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is almost a copy-paste of an earlier profile. So probably a bot, or a scammer.

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#93

Is Tinder Cheating?

Is Tinder Cheating?

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