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Fuckilarious Bullshit: We Turned The Worst Client Comments Into Posters

We, at SERIAL KOLOR, are a creative agency, operating on interdisciplinary levels. We are passionate about telling stories – through integrating compelling designs, motion and sometimes live actions.

Although we believe in the German variation “der Kunde ist König” (the Customer is King), but at times we are left with no choice, but to hope that some of the people of this category known as “customers” were a little lesser than clowns.

In the business of creating artwork illustrations and motion graphics, we often come across comments that leave us spellbound, and definitely wondering which planet have these clients come from. I mean, why do aliens choose people of the Earth to design artwork for them? Is there a scarcity of reliable designers up there? Or those designers in the outer world are way too expensive for our buddies?

But guess what, we have just figured out they could only be practicing idiocracy. Check our compilation of some of the worst comments turned into posters and fill up your brain’s dosage for “what the fuck!?” compartment.

More info: serialkolor.com

Fuckilarious Bullshit: We Turned The Worst Client Comments Into Posters

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Serial Kolor is a creative agency. We develop visual concepts and design for digital experiences and creative content.

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JohnChaulk 9 years ago

"It's in Word." Think I just had a stroke...

49points

IdaWootsyaSoroko 9 years ago

"I send you the logo!" - it is a bad scan of a 2x2 coat-of-arms-style logo badly printed (with moved layers) on a paper handkerchief...

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RichardLaschon 9 years ago

Oh I could add thousands of moronic comments coming from customers but my favorite remains: Lets start working first then we talk about how much. :)

28points

WynneBernadette 9 years ago

AHAHAHA NO.

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LucianoBlues 9 years ago

We hear "CAN YOU SEND ME MORE OPTIONS?" ... and after all the job, the client finally decides for the very first one.

14points

DegasdancersLestranger 9 years ago

always

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ClaudiaFerreira 9 years ago

hahah this is just hilarious, start working i brief you later lol hahah i living that right now hahah or good old "make it pop"

11points

Lovisephoto 9 years ago

Once there was a customer who called a guy at my work and asked him to change the view of her house in Google Maps Steet View..

6points

MeredithGould 9 years ago

"I'll send you the brief later." Translation: NEVER.

5points

DegasdancersLestranger 9 years ago

"I have no idea what I want right now but I want you to read my mind what I would like it to look like"

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DerekGraham 9 years ago

Okay, one last minor change... "put this there, change this color, I don't like that font, can we add more flare?" AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

4points

Plattypus 9 years ago

So, my cousin's nephew's friend had a go at a logo in Paint, do you think you could do something like this? The design's already there so it won't take you long...

4points

agentlemuse 9 years ago

Still laughing about "it's in word"

3points

JasperHollingbery 9 years ago

:DDD OH MY GOSH! This is just so painfully familiar....

3points

AsphaltCowboy 9 years ago

Hmmmmm, I am so confused

3points

VeronicaHufana 9 years ago

Holy c**p, I've heard ALL of those! Each one made me wanna put my head through a wall.

3points

Plattypus 9 years ago

So, my cousins nephew had a go at a logo in paint, do you think you could do something like this...

2points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

Ouch!

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RadenGardiaputra 9 years ago

one last minor change usually the most major one.. lol

2points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

"How come you charged me for six hours of time on revisions?" Because you approved the layout & copy already.

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CaroleSarvis 9 years ago

typical human responses mouth in gear and mind in neutral

2points

Hanna 9 years ago

The worst words to my ears are " one last minor change". Right......

2points

ZooneyLooney 9 years ago

I can't stand it when people make fun of liking Comic Sans MS. I feel like some people do that not because they don't actually like it but just because it's a "design thing". I hate Helvetica

2points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

Yuck--and Arial.

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Asha 9 years ago

GAHAHA! Been there, heard that!

2points

DzintraKalnina 9 years ago

I've had a thankfully brief work relationship with someone who used a few variations of those. Whenever I wanted any clarification, it was "I don't undertsand what your question is." Lol

1point

TheWheatleyCore 9 years ago

I hear this a lot: "It was great! Of coarse I added a bunch of other c**p in it."

1point

TheWheatleyCore 9 years ago

Oh, I hear this a lot: "It was great! Of coarse I added a bunch of other c**p in it."

1point

AyakoNguyen 9 years ago

lol

1point

Restyapuspapertiwi 9 years ago

true story. hahahah lol

1point

ClaudiaFerreira 9 years ago

bahahahah ill brief you later lol hahaha, or "make it pop!" lol hahahaha

1point

TracyRaiteri 9 years ago

Another one "You've sent me an email requesting information for my urgent website build, I'll get on to it when I have time."

1point

SerialKolor,Inc. (Post author) 9 years ago

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1point

flyingmouse365 9 years ago

LOL

1point

cest_nayce 9 years ago

BAHAHA I have experienced exactly all of these!

1point

SuperCoolDesigner 8 years ago

It is truly amazing how universal these comments are. Thanks for making cool posters out of them!

0points

FrimpongPoku-Dankwa 8 years ago

I'm calling you to tell you I'm about to send you an email... I'd be a MILLIONAIRE if I could find a cure for that!!!!!

0points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

You missed the one that makes me look for: 1) a sword to fall on, or 2) a tall building to jump from: "Make the logo bigger."

0points

SusannaVesna 9 years ago

LMAO!

0points

ElizabethMolloy 9 years ago

I feel their pain.

0points

AlinaIordache 9 years ago

For great inspiration http://clientsfromhell.net/

0points

RWhitton 9 years ago

Would be great if the correct use of it's was used. (Second from the last poster)

0points

KonstantinKonstantinov 9 years ago

I think half of these were perfectly normal comments and anyone who thinks they are stupid is just providing bad costumer support. Not to mention that if people were experts in this field of work, they obviously won`t call someone as rude and lazy. And if the client doesn`t like it and he doesn`t know why it means that you did a s**t job, not that he is stupid.

-1point

AkiJoHoon 9 years ago

your comment is sucks.. and i dont know why. feels not appropriate. could you revised it, and give me some more alternatives...

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JohnChaulk 9 years ago

"It's in Word." Think I just had a stroke...

49points

IdaWootsyaSoroko 9 years ago

"I send you the logo!" - it is a bad scan of a 2x2 coat-of-arms-style logo badly printed (with moved layers) on a paper handkerchief...

7points

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RichardLaschon 9 years ago

Oh I could add thousands of moronic comments coming from customers but my favorite remains: Lets start working first then we talk about how much. :)

28points

WynneBernadette 9 years ago

AHAHAHA NO.

0points

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LucianoBlues 9 years ago

We hear "CAN YOU SEND ME MORE OPTIONS?" ... and after all the job, the client finally decides for the very first one.

14points

DegasdancersLestranger 9 years ago

always

3points

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ClaudiaFerreira 9 years ago

hahah this is just hilarious, start working i brief you later lol hahah i living that right now hahah or good old "make it pop"

11points

Lovisephoto 9 years ago

Once there was a customer who called a guy at my work and asked him to change the view of her house in Google Maps Steet View..

6points

MeredithGould 9 years ago

"I'll send you the brief later." Translation: NEVER.

5points

DegasdancersLestranger 9 years ago

"I have no idea what I want right now but I want you to read my mind what I would like it to look like"

4points

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DerekGraham 9 years ago

Okay, one last minor change... "put this there, change this color, I don't like that font, can we add more flare?" AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

4points

Plattypus 9 years ago

So, my cousin's nephew's friend had a go at a logo in Paint, do you think you could do something like this? The design's already there so it won't take you long...

4points

agentlemuse 9 years ago

Still laughing about "it's in word"

3points

JasperHollingbery 9 years ago

:DDD OH MY GOSH! This is just so painfully familiar....

3points

AsphaltCowboy 9 years ago

Hmmmmm, I am so confused

3points

VeronicaHufana 9 years ago

Holy c**p, I've heard ALL of those! Each one made me wanna put my head through a wall.

3points

Plattypus 9 years ago

So, my cousins nephew had a go at a logo in paint, do you think you could do something like this...

2points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

Ouch!

0points

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RadenGardiaputra 9 years ago

one last minor change usually the most major one.. lol

2points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

"How come you charged me for six hours of time on revisions?" Because you approved the layout & copy already.

0points

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CaroleSarvis 9 years ago

typical human responses mouth in gear and mind in neutral

2points

Hanna 9 years ago

The worst words to my ears are " one last minor change". Right......

2points

ZooneyLooney 9 years ago

I can't stand it when people make fun of liking Comic Sans MS. I feel like some people do that not because they don't actually like it but just because it's a "design thing". I hate Helvetica

2points

YikaRiley-Smith 8 years ago

Yuck--and Arial.

1point

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Asha 9 years ago

GAHAHA! Been there, heard that!

2points

DzintraKalnina 9 years ago

I've had a thankfully brief work relationship with someone who used a few variations of those. Whenever I wanted any clarification, it was "I don't undertsand what your question is." Lol

1point